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Bonus Pod - April 2021

It's another Bonus Pod coming your way!

WE'RE RECORDING OUR BONUS PODCAST TOMORROW!

We swear! We know we owe you a bonus pod twice over so we're going to make it a real JUICY advice bonus pod! Send us ANY questions you need advice on (silly, serious and everything in between) and we'll give you some real, raw, unprofessional guidance! Welp, start asking!!!👇🏻

Well.

I learned how to make a true TickTock but only to make it private and share it here. LOL.

WHAT A SEASON!

I thought it might be best to share my experience of the season finale of Drag Race via film. Y'all, I had a loooong day yesterday ... full disclosure after hours on zoom for school I got myself toasty and danced around the house to ABBA for about 45 minutes before forcing myself to sit down and watch the finale (while gorging on mac n cheese). I was tired and nervous! And we all know that's the best moment to turn a camera on yourself 🙃.  NOW LET ME KNOW ALL OF YOUR THOUGHTS/FEELINGS...

How did I get here?

Y’all… It ain’t even noon yet and I am so deep in an Internet wormhole that I’m looking at British people with the giant vegetables they’ve grown. Like WHAT?

What’s the most random wormhole you’ve gone down lately? -m

Ummm

Call me too liberal, but I think they are letting people serve too young if this baby needs veteran insurance.

Keep the draft 18 years not 18 months. -M

We told you....

That Gottmik is the best. We meant it. Can’t wait for the finale but most of all Grace’s recap!

We are LESS THAN ONE WEEK away from the finale of what feels like the longest season of Drag Race I've ever experienced!

My apologies for not making a full on Drag Race recap post this week. I'm still getting caught up on the RPDR reunited episode. I just finished listening to LaLaRi tell us she's Olive Garden pasta with Popeyes chicken tenders on the side for the "razzle dazzle"…but now she's adding a little balsamic vinaigrette and she doesn't know exactly how to say it but she looks AMAZING trying. Wow do I love h...

She's so lucky...THEY'RE ALL STARS

And if they're not, they will be back for All Stars. *cue Tamisha Iman*

Happy Saturday, Patrons! How are we all hanging in? Blessed? Stressed? Hot messed? Whatever it may be, I hope you register that I think you're doing wonderfully! You're exactly where you're at and that's the only place *you* need to be. That doesn't make sense but it sounds like some Instagram self help bullshit. So that's fun! Don't mine me as I type this, still hungover, with muscles sore from doing an ...

TMGW #124: Mamrie Gets Towed

This week Grace and Mamrie discuss Tow Trucks, Gordon Ramsey’s Instagram, the origin of Stool(s) and Crows vs. Ravens.

My car broke down today...

And I straight up had to wait for my tow truck for an hour and a half under THIS billboard. I mean, come on. -M

Henny, I Shrunk ... my perception of reality

...because this week's episode of Drag Race was a bit of a fever dream. Was it not? Maybe it wasn't, and maybe I should drink more water and be more careful about those tens of minutes I spent sitting near the sun today. 🙃

Happy Saturday, Patrons! How is everyone doing? I'm doing my claaaaassic Saturday mix of finishing this week's Drag Race episode and watching NCAA March Madness. Turns out there's a lot of similarities between the two. It's a bunch of passionate men runn...

TMGW #123: Mamrie’s Spray Tan Malfunction

This week Grace and Mamrie discuss failed SharkTank ideas, what to expect when seeing people coming out of the pandemic, and Sex Toy Food Delivery Services.

BAR FLIES!

I didn’t realize this book was gonna be so depressing 🤪 Everyone just recommended it. I’m gonna stay the course but totally get it if y’all can’t! A very dumb book next time FO SHO. Xo-M

When you hear your mom open the box of Totino‘s pizza rolls downstairs.

I got on Twitter too late yesterday to crack this joke so it’s all yours. LOL. -M

I’ll take it!

Recently I’ve been doing a lot of looking at porn… A.k.a. houses in Asheville North Carolina because I loved my time I spent there last fall and would love to spend falls there every year. This one had a pool which isnt at all a necessary for me since it’s in the mountains, but once I saw the picture they chose to post of someone trying out scuba gear in it… I obviously had to have it.

Jkjk. But seriously? Why would you ever choose to make this the picture? Was grandm...

Nice try

Pretty sure DIRTY 30 did it first, boo.

Sort of.

Xo-M

SOMEONE TURN THE OVEN OFF!

Because the ROAST IS DONE! Whew. Is it hot in here, or is it just the residual cringe hives covering MY ENTIRE BODY???

Happy Saturday, Patrons! How are we feeling today? I, for one, am body broken but spirit strong. I worked out with Mamrie and the trainer she's been going to and HOT DAMN am I paying for it today. All of my muscles have been turned into tiny versions of that scream painting (officially called The Scream) and I can barely get my feet up on my squatty potty. TM...

TMGW #122: Grace and Mamrie’s Mr. Bean Conspiracy

This week Grace and Mamrie discuss Lisa Vanderpump, Penn and Teller, the new Ms. Frizzle and Frogs.

For real?

I’ve heard of restaurants being on delivery apps under multiple names to give them a better chance of getting orders. That’s got to be this right? Who in their right mind takes the money and the risk and the time to open a restaurant and call it ‘Not Unhealthy’?!

What do they serve? Tell me your ideas!

-MH

I want y’all to...

...attack this upcoming week like Beanz attacked this bone despite having not even a coconut flake of a tooth left in her mouth.

xo

Mame

Ahhhh....Real Monsters!

Happy Sunday, Patrons! How is everyone doing? I'm doing well. My family has picked up our NCAA March Madness brackets again, so I've been spending a lot of my free time watching college basketball and screaming at teens to "MAKE POINTS!" so I can beat my brothers in a competition I normally give absolutely zero shits about. What fun! TBH, it's really fun...but I do wish they would let the players jazz up their uniforms a little bit just to give us a real show. 

*athletic...

DRAG RACE RECAP IS COMING TOMORROW!!!

I just finished watching and I have many thoughts, but I have some stuff to tend to tonight so all the ridiculousness will be poured out fresh for you to drink/lick up tomorrow! (ew...but you get it!) 

❤️G

February 2021 Bonus Pod! (in March!)

It's finally here! A Bonus Pod!

Spencer Pratt's Message To Mamrie...

I hope you enjoy it as much as we did! ❤️G&M

TMGW #121: Spencer Pratt has Words for Mamrie

This Week Grace and Mamrie discuss the Grammy’s, Wendy Williams and have a lengthy update on Critter Corner.

I have been FREAKED this FRIDAY...

Happy Saturday, Patrons! How is everyone doing this week? I hope you're feeling yourself or feeling your feelings or feeling whatever substance you're currently putting in/on your body! I hope you're all safely letting your freak flag fly. 

Speaking of (FABULOUS) freaks! OH LAWWWWD THIS WEEK'S DRAG RACE EPISODE. I just finished watching it, so my thoughts on it are fresher than a freshly cracked can of perfectly chilled White Claw. With the built-in headache. 

H...

For those who watched the livestream...

I got back on the goddamn horse and made these. And sure, they might look like radioactive future Kermit tadpoles… But they are filled with Midori. This bitch don’t quit! -m

BAR FLIES! (first edition)

Whether your schedule didn't allow, or you wanna wait till you finished the book, or you just hate literacy....

Here is our very fun (at least for me) live stream for our book club. Those who watched, lemme know....

More book discussion? No Cocktail? As is? Written recap here or a video recap instead of a livestream? 

Thanks to all of you who joined on our maiden voyage! xoxo -M

BAR FLIES! IM LIVE (i think?)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BeMmJ2AJ9Q

Hey there hi there ho there! If y'all are joining the livestream/ cocktail jam/ book club meeting today.... come back here right around 4 to get the unlisted Youtube link and watch me probably fail at doing this right for fifteen minutes. 

Pervs know what I'm talking about. -MH