Here’s a pic of Danny Devito walking his dachshund who is a frequent wearer of gorgeous formal wear.
With that yellow number, this looks like a modern retake of Beauty and the Beast!
And by that I mean, home girl better whip off that dress and give it to Danny cause we know he’s the real Belle of the ball. -MH
2021-03-10 22:15:53 +0000 UTC View Post
If it isnt old Words with Friends pathetically vying for my attention now that I’ve moved on to Scrabble GO. Did they really think this was going to woo me? Did they really think I was going to go for some Dollar General Disney prince who couldn’t even take the time to be holding my initials? Sorry Word with Friends,.. every time I see WWF I think of the old wrestling league from the 80s or the world wildlife foundation which always had those sick shirts back in elementary school, that I ...
2021-03-10 19:46:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy post-Snatch-Game-Saturday, Patrons! How are we feeling? I, for one, am EXHAUSTED. Maybe it's because it's been 2 weeks of A LOT of cool stuff after 10 months of relatively slow and manageable idleness ... or maybe it's because SNATCH GAME happened! Who knooooows!
First of all, I'm still processing my ratio of surprise vs delight vs disappointment vs ABSOLUTE BONE CRUNCHING CRINGE from the episode...there was definitely all of those feelings, I'm just not exactly sure where they la...
2021-03-07 00:03:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Friday, Patrons! ❤️G
2021-03-05 21:22:53 +0000 UTC View Post
This week Grace and Mamrie discuss Grace’s recent engagement, Mamrie’s encounter in the produce section of the Grocery Store, Taylor Swift in the news, and Gwyneth Paltrow’s Covid Remedies.
2021-03-04 06:41:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Well Hi All! TMGW Pod Editor and Discord helper guy Nick here - or well, Ava at the moment - Grace and Mamrie wanted me to share my Drag Instagram with you all - so here she is! @avagilanti
I've been taking some of the extra down-time to delve into the world of drag, and came up with my persona: AVA GILANTI.
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2021-03-02 02:12:38 +0000 UTC View Post
This week Grace and Mamrie discuss proper candle care, animal hybrids, cloning pets and early celebrity crushes.
2021-02-25 06:30:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Saturday, Patrons! How are we this February 20th? I just heard that tonight ends Mercury retrograde! Where are all my basic witches at?! To be honest, I had to Google what that means. And from what I read it basically means that after tonight you can no longer blame your regrettable behavior on Mercury in retrograde. Bummer. But on the flip side it also means that we're releasing any confused and stagnant energy we've been sitting in! It's like releasing astrological gas! Wahoo! 2021-02-21 02:05:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Wasting so much time on the internet that you end up on an Etsy shop that makes knit caps for chickens? NOPE.
Seeing that said cap has a satisfied customer review from a small fox? DOPE.
I have no idea how I got here.
-M
2021-02-21 01:26:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Y’all know from the podcast that Grace and I have ridiculous dreams during normal times, but WHOA NELLY has that shit stepped up and intensified during quarantine. Last night I had several dreams… Mainly anxiety dreams about not being able to find beans… But I had an exceptionally fun one where I bought a skateboard and Chip made fun of me because he said I didn’t know how to use it. So, knowing I couldn’t, I got on expecting to bust my ass… But instead straight up Tony Hawk’ed...
2021-02-20 21:14:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Can you imagine... you're already cold as hell, pissed you gotta piss in an outhouse, only to feel some hot breath on your taint, look down and see a GODDAMN BEAR!?! I remember people used to tell horror stories back in the day about snakes getting in their pipes but a BEAR?!?!
Honey, I know from Charmin commercials that a Grizzly loves to wipe their ass with a beautiful 3-ply, but this is getting out of control. This is the POLAR opposite of ok. -M
2021-02-19 21:35:51 +0000 UTC View PostThings look crazy there. Just wanted to send up a flare and see if any of you guys are in Texas and if you’re doing ok?
💕 - M
2021-02-18 22:23:24 +0000 UTC View Post
This week Grace and Mamrie discuss trying new hobbies, Pyramid Schemes, their Valentine’s Day surprise and celebrities on Cameo.
2021-02-17 23:13:38 +0000 UTC View Post
I don’t know how I got here but I’m here and people in the reviews are NOT happy. -M
2021-02-17 20:03:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Well Patrons, it's another Saturday and you know what that means....oh, you don't? Damn. I was hoping you would. Because I sure as hell don't. I guess it means it's another Saturday and we're all clicking through this year one day at a mime. Errr, time. LOL WE LOVE BAD JOKES! *wince* Do we? WE DO.
How the hell are you? I gotta say I'm a little slow today. Elliott and I had a few drinks last night, watched a shitload of Taskmaster and then sage cleansed our house like two silly buz...
2021-02-13 23:58:21 +0000 UTC View Post
This week Grace and Mamrie discuss the Super Bowl, Apps getting too personal, and how they feel about Gen-Z fads.
2021-02-10 20:45:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Is as relaxed as Beanz’s vibe right now. I came over with a tiny Coronita for her and she threw it back in my face and said ‘I’ll take a tall boy with a curly straw, bitch!’
Honestly, I’d be insulted if I wasn’t so impressed.
2021-02-07 02:56:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Whhhhhh do I have to look at ads that are crudely photoshopped mice beside MASSIVE spoons dipping into... what is that? Melting lime jello? Ecto-cooler? Whatever is it, I don’t think delicious looking slop is gonna do shit. That said..... should I buy for graces house? -M
2021-02-07 02:54:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Saturday you gorgeous Patrons! How is everyone doing today? How are your stocks, socks and rocks? I assume these days all we're caring about is attempting to dismantle capitalism, cozy feet and crystals? If one of those categories is bringing you joy then I'm happy for you!
And now swiftly on to the thing that's been bringing me consistent joy every week...DRAG RACE woo woo (sung like Duck Tales woo woo).
This week it's all about DISCO! And let me tell you, I act...
2021-02-06 23:58:03 +0000 UTC View PostGive us your questions! Be at a kill, fuck, Mary.... would you rather..... actual life advice.... follow questions from previous episodes...... what y’all wanna know??
2021-02-04 18:51:35 +0000 UTC View Post
This week Grace and Mamrie discuss Hummingbirds, Cartoon revivals, The upcoming Super Bowl, and Mamrie tests Graces Smelling capabilities.
2021-02-03 20:24:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Saturday, Patrons! How are we doing?? If you're feeling a little heavier today, no fear, this week we all have BAGGAGE.
Cause...ya know...the bag ball...
This week it's bags bags BAGS ACROSS THE BOARD!
Also I'm in classes for school all weekend and currently writing this post on a break so apologies if it's slightly shorter and slightly less sensical than the normal drawn out nonsensical mess it has been!
Where do we be...
2021-01-30 20:28:02 +0000 UTC View Post
This week Grace and Mamrie discuss the Inauguration, Gordon Ramsey on TikTok, Dinosaur Buttholes and Grace’s battle with Critter Corner.
2021-01-27 17:21:16 +0000 UTC View Post
That scrolling past this quickly, you didn't think 'WOW. Jeremy Renner is having a rough go at it.'
Am I the only one? -MH
2021-01-26 22:11:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Saturday, Patrons! How are we feeling? Like fireworks or plastic bags? Either way, I hope you're able to make someone go oh? oh. OH! It's a ridiculously rainy day here in LA. The kind of weather that makes me want to eat a whole trough of soup under a weighted blanket. Which I advise against...it's extremely difficult.
But enough about me and my troughs! Let's get into this weeks Drag Race recap! We're on episode 4! And you know what they say...four's company. FINALL...
2021-01-24 02:49:00 +0000 UTC View Post
These AUTROCITIES were suggested to me by a website. Granted, I get it. I am indeed a vegetarian but what kind of acid trip nightmare through the produce aisle spawned this design? Who gets on a website and is like, ya know what my kitchen could use? A CORN SKULL.
It's time to pack it up. Consumerism has gone too far. All possible things have been made and bought. It is done. -MH
This is Miriam of the Ivory Coast's third Twister lunch box of the week.
At least she's obeying her thirst.
2021-01-20 04:41:45 +0000 UTC View Post
I have a tendency to leave my shoes in the living room which is normally hella annoying. But not when Chip snuggles up on the couch and doesn't realize said shoes are perfectly situated under the blanket to make him look like damn Wilt Chamberlain with 7 foot long legs. Here he is so confused on why I was laughing a taking a picture of him. -MH
2021-01-20 04:40:31 +0000 UTC View Post
