I wish a wiggliest of Saturdays to you, Patrons! How are we doing? I just slammed a late afternoon cup of coffee and currently can't remember the last time I took a shower so things are pretty normal over here in the house of Helbig. I've also been building up the confidence to order artistic wallpaper to put up as an accent wall in my office so, ya know, staying veeeeeery busy!
But not TOO busy! I still had time to reheat old pizza and screech at my TV for Drag Race episode 3! Ju...
2021-01-17 01:31:56 +0000 UTC
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Having rewatched CU recently I can truly say that this man's work is a MASTERPIECE. ❤️G
2021-01-14 23:37:27 +0000 UTC
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This week Grace and Mamrie discuss Jar Farts, how to drink water, Butter Sculptures and their first jobs as Extras.
2021-01-13 23:17:32 +0000 UTC
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the irony that Sweet Habanero was wearing a peace sign.... *scoff*. Maybe Sweet Habs made some New Years resolutions and is trying to go into 2021 without all the chaotic energy she had last year, but the only thing Beanz holds longer than a romantic gaze with my ice cream... is a GRUDGE.
Somebody call Jake Paul. Beanz will smoke his ass on a pay-per-view just for the pride of it all.
2021-01-13 00:08:10 +0000 UTC
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Hello Patrons! And Happy Saturday to you all! How are you holding up? What a fucking week, right?? Sheesh. My sincerest congrats to all of us on making it through THE. FIRST. WEEK. OF. THE. YEAR.
Good lord. *attempts death drop but is too tired*
Please remember to rest when you can and soften the power drill of mania on your mind with whatever most relaxes you! Which pleasantly brings us to DRAG RACE. I don't know about you, but this episode was SUCH a neces...
2021-01-10 02:44:30 +0000 UTC
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This week Grace and Mamrie discuss their fitness journeys, bottling farts, butter sculptures and Beanz gets into a fight.
2021-01-06 16:33:28 +0000 UTC
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Hellllllllo Patrons and happy 2021 to all of you beautiful and foolish creepy weird pervs! How are you doing? How are you feeling? Has anyone made any incredible mistakes yet??? Don't worry, it's not too late to turn it around! In 2021 I'm all about low expectations, high fun and all the curious things in between!
I'm not sure how many of you watch Drag Race, but season 13 JUST started and I have some thoughts after squealing like an excited baby through the full 90 minute premier...
2021-01-03 01:58:52 +0000 UTC
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It's the end of 2020 and we're reviewing a movie you guys suggested!
2020-12-31 23:02:41 +0000 UTC
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These are some of my favorites from this list of 25 Things We Didn't Know About Jennifer Coolidge. But, like, tell me this isn't a list of things we sort of already knew about Mamrie Hart??? lol Happy Monday, Patrons! ❤️G
2020-12-29 01:26:22 +0000 UTC
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Ok here's the scoop, Grace and I both settled into this glorious week of gluttony and forgot to record our bonus pod ep which y'all voted to be a review of ELF. And now that Christmas is over, it feels silly to do an Xmas review (plus, that movie is too good y'all. What were you thinking when you voted? You want thirty minutes of us just saying 'this movie is so good/ why is Zooey Deschanel blonde tho?) .
So, in the spirit of pulling a Sinatra and doing it our way in 2021... we ar...
2020-12-28 20:52:11 +0000 UTC
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You guys knocked our damn socks off with your Ugly TMGW Sweater entries!!
** WINNERS, keep your eyes peeled as Nick will reach out to get your address. Now, I'm off to have yet another moment where my accountant asks me why I spend so much on trophies as an adult woman.
Hope you're holidays were the best! I gained five pounds in five days just like baby Jesus would want! -M
2020-12-26 21:14:32 +0000 UTC
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This week Grace and Mamrie discuss finding Christmas presents early, Church Christmas plays, SPAM and the Great Conjunction.
2020-12-23 23:31:49 +0000 UTC
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I truly don't remember how I got there, but the other night I found myself in the "dick slipper" section of Amazon. Unfortunately, I'm mostly done with my holiday shopping so no one will be getting a pair of these plush penis puppies from me this year *heavy sigh*...but I wanted to make sure you all knew that THEY'RE OUT THERE in case you needed a last minute gift idea! Truck nuts are so 2020...2021 is all about DICK FEET! ❤️G
2020-12-19 02:33:49 +0000 UTC
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We pride ourselves on keeping our elections fair. The votes are in and Elf is your holiday movie-elect! Mamrie and I will be watching it and giving our thoughts in this month's upcoming bonus pod! Thanks for exercising your right to vote!
2020-12-19 01:28:05 +0000 UTC
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And are quite the idiots!
2020-12-17 06:20:26 +0000 UTC
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This week Grace and Mamrie discuss kidnapping elves, Kirk Cameron’s Caroling Protest, and a creepy call from an unknown number.
2020-12-16 22:30:47 +0000 UTC
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Remember this old Christmas sweater I mentioned in my previous post encouraging y'all to send in your #TMGWsweater submissions? I even threw in the dangling carrot of a trophy that is up for grabs??
Where's y'alls sweaters at?! We've only gotten a few submissions... which are FAB... and one where we got it immediately and it had nothing to do with the pod so I know good and well it was just a pic from last year. LOLOL..
Show us the goods! You still have time. grace and...
2020-12-16 20:33:07 +0000 UTC
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Thanks for all of your wonderful suggestions! Time to cast your vote! We'll let you know before the weekend who the winner is!
2020-12-15 17:29:11 +0000 UTC
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Patrons! For our bonus podcast this month we wanted to do a review of your favorite Holiday movie! Give us your best suggestions and we'll narrow it down to three and do a poll! (this stock image was the closest thing I could find to "older women watching a holiday movie") Let the suggestions begin! ❤️G
2020-12-13 19:44:10 +0000 UTC
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This week Grace and Mamrie discuss Christmas Ornaments, the origin of Pop-eye’s, Stalker Kangaroos and a Critter Corner update.
2020-12-09 21:56:44 +0000 UTC
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Happy Monday, Patrons! How's it going? Not too bad here. But today was on of those overcast work-all-day-under-a-weighted-blanket-kinda-days in LA. I dunno why but it felt like there was an eerie gloomy energy in the air all day. Anyone else have that going on today? Well, let's all shake it off with some documentary recommendations! We've been devouring docs features and series (and a sprinkle of reality TV) lately so I figured I'd throw them over here in case any of you are looking for some...
2020-12-08 03:11:38 +0000 UTC
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This was a video my mom sent me earlier today, so now you're all basically included on the family thread. How fun! Also, I fully support the spread of talking tree mini movies in people's front yards during a pandemic this holiday season. Why not? How else can we elevate the personal seasonal productions people put into/onto their homes over the holidays?
I've never been a "holiday decorator" but Elliott moved in with me last year with basically nothing other than his own artifici...
2020-12-05 02:55:00 +0000 UTC
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Guys. I know we are all stuck inside. No xmas parties to go to then leave regretting having eaten an entire cheeseball. No mornings after the holiday office party wondering if you disposed of all the photo copies of your ass/ did you and Ted from accounting actually make out or did you imagine that?
Xmas parties are donezo but that doesn't mean we can have some dumb fun right here on a Patreon Party!!!
One of my all time fav things about the holidays are ugly Christmas...
2020-12-04 18:05:15 +0000 UTC
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This week Grace and Mamrie discuss Grimes, Social Distant Thanksgivings, and Mamrie’s feud with a Train Company.
2020-12-03 16:55:29 +0000 UTC
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First of all, the official title of this video is:
Drunk squirrel, because...2020. The old pears I left out for the squirrels had apparently fermented.
I love things labeled exactly what they are. I mean, talk about clickBAIT, amiriiiiiiiight. *drunk squirrel lean*
Maybe we need to reach out to this filmmaker to help us title our future podcast episodes. Or, if we ever attempt to have guests drunk squirrel is #1 on the list.
Well Happ...
2020-11-28 02:04:00 +0000 UTC
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This week Grace and Mamrie discuss the queens Gambit, Online Grocery Shopping, Mamrie rants and mixing paint.
2020-11-25 21:26:53 +0000 UTC
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..that I very much want to sell a TV show. I write scripts. I put in the work. I... scroll past an ad for whateverthefuck this is and have to take a deep breath.
Producers really gonna throw a dollar store Marilyn Monroe wig on a shirtless football legend and play it out like its a real household drama. I CAN'T.
Okay, off to place called House of Pies to pick up a pecan pie for tomorrow (Chip's fave). Just made the cornbread so that it'll have time to dry out a little ...
2020-11-25 20:44:37 +0000 UTC
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As you can see I was veeeeeeery busy this weekend! Have a great week, y’all! ❤️G
2020-11-23 23:16:12 +0000 UTC
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Above you will see a picture of me as I handed in the two final papers I had due for school this week. What a trip! But they're doooone! Wahoo! You'll be shocked to hear I celebrated by slamming an edible and watching a new show on Netflix called We Are The Champions that I, of course, immediately got obsessed with. I've only seen three of the maybe five episodes but I HIGHLY recommend it and you will likely hear me squawking about it on the pod next week! Two words...dog dan...
2020-11-21 01:26:46 +0000 UTC
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This week Grace and Mamrie talk about Conspiracy Theories, Beanz’ Photo Shoot, the real life Coyote Ugly and Grace’s Makeshift Facial.
2020-11-18 16:07:41 +0000 UTC
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