Now granted, I did stumble upon a cute flower cart on my walk and buy some fresh roses and sunflowers... I'll give it that... but SEE-THROUGH DRESSES is a do?!?
This crazy ass app wants me to roll out to a florist naked wearing my finest Saran Wrap and then when the cops come to arrest me for indecent exposure, I just plead the fifth? That is ABSURD...... but not out of the question. -M
2020-11-15 22:56:23 +0000 UTC View Post
And YET! I put up that previous possum WAP meme and it made me remember this Brandy VS Monica thing that went down a few months ago.... and despite having writing to do, clothes to wash, dishes to clean.... my grown ass just sat down in front of my computer and photoshopped a possum into this poster.
My apologies to actual Brandy who I cut out.... but when it comes to this image
THE JOY IS MINE. -M
2020-11-15 22:17:22 +0000 UTC View PostIf you've been wondering just what goes into the bonus pod each month, here is a taste of all the extra! The full 40 minute pod is available for Creeps, Pervs and Fools!
2020-11-15 00:32:21 +0000 UTC View PostIt's here! Bonus pod for November, giving advice as only TMGW can!
2020-11-15 00:29:14 +0000 UTC View Post
HAPPY FRIDAY, PATRONS!!!!! Grace here with a VERY overdue post for ya! So sorry to be so distant! Turns out things keep happening ALL THE TIME and my ability to multi-task and manage said things is ... well ... quite an inconsistent lil character trait o'mine. Who coulda guessed? Anyway, I hope you're doing well! Or as best you can. If you're reading this just know I'm really happy that yo...
2020-11-14 01:15:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Just uploading this very awkward stock image to tell you that tomorrow....
Oh man... tomorrow....
WE'RE LAUNCHING MERCH!!!!!!!! Now this will be the standard store than anyone can access, but we wanted to put that up first so that then y'all can tell us what you want as your special, secret merch that only patrons can buy. Design ideas/ types of item. We are so PUMPED. xoxoxo -M
2020-11-12 21:27:19 +0000 UTC View Post
For Grace it would be before and after the edible hits.
What's yours? Perhaps...
Election night on Tuesday VS Election night on Saturday?
Thanksgiving with the fam VS Friday with the friends?
-M
2020-11-11 23:12:11 +0000 UTC View Post
This week Grace and Mamrie discuss Sleepy Joe, Kellyann Conway’s standup career, Crisco Cops and what happens when Prairie Dogs kiss.
2020-11-11 22:41:35 +0000 UTC View Post
I'll admit it. I am a sucker for an Instagram ad. Sure, are they hitting my feed because the government is listening and we should all be terrified? YES. But sometimes that CIA agent just really knows what kind of poolside kaftan I need, and that's just what it is.
Yesterday, however... I was shocked when this carousel of crazy popped up. WHO is making these ornaments and WHY do they have no respect for celebrities?! These look nothing like the real person. I have a sneaky s...
2020-11-10 21:03:39 +0000 UTC View Post
A few days ago, I was playing disc golf with Chip... and by that I mean, he was playing disc and I was slowly walking behind him, checkin Twitter and trying to get my steps in today.... when all of the sudden! I look down and see what appears to be a small, flaccid dick and balls.
Now, based on my foraging expertise, I knew immediately it was a fungi (although I don't know how much fun he would be. pe hehe). Why was this dick so perfectly put in my path? Remember that scene ...
2020-11-09 18:46:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Sorry Ive been MIA the last couple weeks. I was totally mentally consumed with the election. GUYS! I haven't been this happy in a long time. I feel like a four year back pain just lifted. I feel so RELIEVED! Did y'all celebrate over the weekend?
Chip and I l literally started drinking at 10am-4pm. 4pm-6Pm nap. Then 6pm cocktails. WOOF.
Hope y'all are well and im excited to jump back in here :) -M
2020-11-09 18:30:21 +0000 UTC View Post
This week Grace and Mamrie discuss the Magic School Bus, the Great British Bake Off, Quibi and the difference between Owen Wilson and Matthew McConaughey
2020-10-28 17:46:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Found this pic from an old tour (I think this was the #nofilter for Hannah's first book) where I'm literally kicking a burnt charcoal briquette of a foot near Hannahs' face and had to meme it.
Oh god. MEME IT? How old am I?! Anyway, between Hannah's Deniro face and my flexibility.... I love it. -MH
2020-10-27 04:41:00 +0000 UTC View Post
If you guys thought my post on Friday was insane allow me to show you that IT GETS WORSE. Yeah, apparently after our sweet pregnant lady friend discovers her ABSOLUTELY FUCKING AWFUL scumbag Bachelor reject husband about to butt-coitus with the Party City maid they throw her out of her own house with her tween eeyore-eyed daughter looking on??? And her choices are to GIVE UP OR GET CUSTODY?!? What in the fuckity fucking FUCK is going on with th...
2020-10-27 02:40:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Yes, Scrabble. My SCRABBLE game. You know, the wholesome word spelling game (that I might have a slight addiction to)?? That one. A 30 second ad for this EQUALLY wholesome game popped up in the middle of me trying to figure out how to spell the word 'plague.' I was truly shocked. I mean, there's SO much going on here I don't know where to being!? Why the house cleaner dressed as a Party City maid?? Why the two of them are wearing sensible house shoes that look like t...
2020-10-24 03:12:05 +0000 UTC View Post
This week Grace and Mamrie discuss Grace’s yearly Dumpster Cleaning, Mamrie’s New Car, Grapes and Scented Masks
2020-10-21 20:29:50 +0000 UTC View Post
All the egg talk from our 100th episode had me thinking about this incredibly stupid infomercial I saw the other week. I only caught the tail end of Lucinda Scala Quinn's iconic spurtle commercial when it was on TV so I had to look it up and ... turns out... it's just as wonderfully stupid as I remember. It's a SPURTLE, you guys. SPURTLE. The word rolls off the tongue like a dirty nickle. It's soooo silly I LOVE IT.
I mean, look how much a...
2020-10-17 01:57:17 +0000 UTC View Post
This week is TMGW’s 100th episode! Grace and Mamrie talk Eggs, Astrology, Online Raves and JoJo Siwa’s Walmart line.
2020-10-14 18:05:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Yes, that Dutch sheep's name is Bammie and yes, she is giving me the strength and motivation I need to jump through this week. The pure scientific mystery of how her little sheep legs don't snap off every time she jumps is awe inspiring. I love it. I can't wait to see what she does with a hover board.
Well, Happy Monday Patrons! How are we hanging in? I hope you all had weekends that filled you with some sort of rest or joy or absolutely boring, uneventful energy! And if not, I ho...
2020-10-13 02:13:12 +0000 UTC View Post
What an absolutely ridiculous and wonderful idea?!
How the hell are you guys? This week has been another exhausting news circus so I hope you're taking naps and staying hydrated (*highdrated*) as best you can. At this point should Mamrie and I just make political bingo cards??? Could be fun...except, the fact that completely-fabricated-beyond-rational-comprehension-shenanigans could ACTUALLY happen at any moment in this administration might be too much to handle. We'll see! <...
2020-10-10 03:52:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Sorry its been a minute from me! Been working (in 2020, can you imagine?!) and want to be sure to give y'all some attention. So, get ready to be annoyed by Patreon notifications this weekend. I just wanted to say that this pic above might be my dream scenario. No, not the old people. I want to be the manatee. A chill ass floating sea cow who swims in crystal clear, warm rivers and just floats to the side to be fed sweet potatoes and coo'ed at by a sweet couple. Talk about an ideal...
2020-10-09 21:19:51 +0000 UTC View Post
This week Grace and Mamrie discuss the art of the Yo-yo, Dentistry Scams, Family Summer Camps and the pros and cons of Water Beds.
2020-10-07 14:44:22 +0000 UTC View Post
That bucket is twitter and that little girl is me. 🙃 What a rollercoaster we're on, huh? It's almost like we're living... inside...a reality TV show. UGH. But, we're all getting too much of that on every other site/device we own so let's focus on some positives over here! Just wanted to do a quick check-in with you all and see how you're doing and how your weekends went? Anyone get up to shenanigans? Anyone get some good shit done? Don't forget to take a nap or a break whe...
2020-10-06 18:26:07 +0000 UTC View PostWoof, I don't even know where to begin! I don't know if you guys have been as glued to twitter as I have for the last 24 hours but the world continues to ask us to hold it's beer and I'm like...how many fucking beers do you have back there?! But, I hope you guys are all healthy and doing alright and wearing your masks and believing in science and ya know all that good stuff!
On top of the constant ridiculous collapsing drama of the world around us I've...
2020-10-03 04:12:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Mamrie returns to LA! This week Grace and Mamrie talk home renovations, the Social Dilemma and the shelf life of Childhood Nicknames.
2020-09-30 19:01:07 +0000 UTC View PostHellllllllo Patrons! Happy Tuesday! My apologies for not posting yesterday! I'm at an airbnb with deer constantly walking all around like a god damn Disney film and it's lovely and distracting and time slipped away! I've also been trying to limit my computer/phone time when I can - after watching the Social Dilemma my brain is tweaked on the power/unconscious obsession I have with that slippery tech temptress. But don't worry, every now and then I make sure I do a quick check-in on Martha Ste...
2020-09-29 18:44:08 +0000 UTC View Post
What a philosophical sounding thing! I'm sure you've seen this video already, but I woke up randomly thinking about it so I re-watched it and I laughed and laughed and then I got frustrated with the pandas and then I laughed again and the whole time I kept thinking 'there's gotta be a better way'...but also, 'I don't want this way to stop'. Now, I could make some big bullshitty metaphor about the pandas being our demons or the pandas being our angels or the zookeeper b...
2020-09-26 00:50:48 +0000 UTC View Post
I doubt Mortechi’a bday gift was half as good as this! 😍 -
Also, the beer was damn delicious. Sour beers are my new thing. She’s tart and funky and all kinds of good good in your mouth which is also a pulled quote from my abandoned Raya profile.
MH
2020-09-23 23:45:51 +0000 UTC View Post
