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Saw this and thought...

... it was fitting for today’s pod!

My name is Marjoram Ginbiscuit. What’s yours??-MH

Some Monday Mom Energy!

Yes, that is a picture of my mom paying homage to RBG on her way to lap lane swimming. She texted this to me and my brother this morning. And before you ask...yes, she's already been medically diagnosed as ADORABLE. Ugh, what a treasure. I thought we might all be able to use a little Monday mom energy. I also rewatched the RBG documentary over the weekend and got my heart all melted and my soul all fired up on account of how beautiful her relationship with her husband was and how tru...

Get Your Weekuhhhnd

The title of this post is sung to the tune of Missy Elliott's "Get Ur Freak On". You're welcome. Happy Friday, everyone! Another week of ups downs and all-arounds. Sheesh. How are we holding up? I've been living exclusively in baggy sweatpants and oversized, untucked t-shirts like a really sh*tty Billy Eilish impersonator. But I assume we've all given up on fashion, right? Jeans are now considered formal wear, yes? Clean underwear is for birthdays and holidays only. And if yo...

September Bonus Pod!

It's here! The bonus pod for this month!

Quick note/heads up - Mamrie's Mic decided it had enough of 2020 and didn't record anything, so her audio is the Zoom audio...it's all there just with that Zoom twang to it.'

And if you just want the audio - you can listen on the link below:

This BEAST

Is the Destroying Angel I talked about on the pod. Just casually hanging out in the woods , ready to destroy some fool’s liver faster than me at an open bar wedding.

Also, the fact that Destroying Angel isn’t an Evanescence album is a LOSS. -M

MMMMMMonday Check In

Good [insert time of day you're reading this], Patrons and friends! How are we all doing today? I'll be honest, living in the ash cloud that is LA right now makes the emotions uneasy and a wee bit fragile, but we're doing okay! What a time to be studying psychology, I guess? How are the environments where you are? Better? Worse? Well, I'll tell you where we can find a permanently happy and uplifting and sometimes colorfully grating environment for all of us....Fall Guys. Jk. Slightly. I did s...

Almost forgot about your goals!

Happy Friday patron friends! Elliott and I came down to Palm Springs for the weekend to hang out with Ella and Hannah so I’m behind on setting my weekend goals but I want to make sure there’s a spot for you to mark down yours! Let me know what you’re getting into this weekend! I’ll make sure to check up on them in the morning! ❤️G

TMGW #95: Grace Steals From Her Neighbors

 This week Grace and Mamrie discuss Jumanji, Mamrie’s epic white-water trip, and what to do if a bear attacks.

But the Q&A for bonus pod reigned!

So leave them Q's below!

Bonus Pod???

We know we owe you a bonus pod! What style would you prefer?

Happy Post Labor Day, Monsters

I found this gem on Tyler's tumblr (which he still maintains and it's very lol and wonderful if you're looking for some harmless distractions) and thought you might enjoy it as much as I do. Sorry for the delay'd goal check-in it was 1. A holiday weekend and 2. I already got my assignment deadlines mixed up for school and had to spend all day yesterday catching up. This bodes well! But the other great news is I'm also addicted to Fall Guys which is a fun new way to melt hours out of your day ...

Hey friends!

I know we had a lot of abroad weirdos, but here in the states it’s Labor Day so folks get off work. Anybody doing anything fun? My plans for the day include…

*slept in

*drank too much coffee

*grocery shopped

*just made a veggie curry

*want to start a new show/ comment below what I should binge

*clean out fridge (RIVETING)

*deciding if I should make an apple pie with all the apples I picked yesterday… But I’m the only one in this house and wi...

Ummmm

Chip sent me this Reddit post yesterday and I just have so many questions. Do you ever just sit around and wonder… Who was the first person who tried it? Did the frog just happen to be chilling in a bucket of milk like a hot tub and someone noticed that it didn’t spoil? Why are humans like this?!?

Side note: now that I knew these lil hoppers keep it FRESH..............my new DJ name is ‘DJ Milky Frog.’ 🐸 🎧

Also also... I just thought of an extremely dumb ...

Whoa

Saw this at a used bookstore yesterday. What couldn’t Mr Rogers do?!?

Also, can’t you just tell that the mom is pissed that her daughter is clinging to the husband when all she wants to do is scream ‘Your daddy had an affair, Tiffany! We are no longer a family because your dad couldn’t keep his dick out of that whore who works in the shoe department of Penney’s, but BY ALL MEANS.... hug him like I’M the monster!!!’ -M

TGImuthaf*ckinF

Good afternoon and happy Friday to every nasty woman, man and non binary among us! I've been away from my computer for most of the day in a home repair whirlwind. I started at 10 am at Lowes looking for some new lighting for my bathroom and found myself by 6pm home on my computer ordering glass door knobs and a gold kitchen faucet. The hours of HGTV are either paying off or turning me into a mid-century-modern-loving monster. Either way, like a soda-drunk child, I had to play beat saber after...

Rare photo...

.... of me when I’ve ordered so much Postmates that it’s downright disgusting and I am a pig in shit living for every bite. -M

TMGW #94: A Ghost Cons Mamrie

 This week Grace and Mamrie discuss Cicada’s, senior living for dogs and Grace goes back to school.

Just some Monday molting!

Happy Monday everyone! I hope you had some decent weekends! Mine was lovely and chill and also, at times, anxiety filled on account of the world and then chill again. The cicadas in Palm Springs have been wild and they're shedding their exoskeletons all over our yard which is beautiful and haunting all at once! I like to think that mother nature is smacking some big ol' symbolism in my face and that right now is the time for all of us to shed some skeletons and take on some new adventures! Ma...

For those of you wondering....

...... if I really do have the drunk Aunt persona. I made my niece do this for way too long last night. With a full choreographed kick line, of course! -M

Some quickie goals if ya got em!

Good evening lovely friends! How are you holding up this week? If you're good, that's great! And if you're not so good, that's okay too! Wild times keep getting wilder, so I hope you're finding moments of sweetness and light where you can! Elliott and I came down to Palm Springs for the weekend and I saw this license plate on the way down:

I don't know who "Suz" is, but she's got 'TUDE. She's g...

TMGW #93: Mamrie Gives a Blowjob Lesson

 This Week Grace and Mamrie discuss bird encounters, “attainable” crushes and convincing teachers to give alternative assignments. 

I need y’all to know...

I had attempted to take a class on Tuesday … socially distant with a mask… At a nearby community center by this lady. She was teaching a class on how to dehydrate and freeze foods. I was going to learn how to make jerky! I was going to live out all of my canning dreams… But she canceled at the last minute.

Hopefully it will get rescheduled. But I want you guys to know I’m trying to bring you that good good from North Carolina. -M 😛

LOOK AT THIS SCRABBLE CHAOS

After Mamrie’s investigative journalism about the scrabble swindlers I’ve been paying closer attention and LOOK AT THIS SHIT. These are all requested games just within the last couple days!!! And it’s not even all of them! Of course I’ve rejected every one but HOT DAMN it’s wild over there! Hide your kids, hide your vulnerable single moms bc these cheesy recently divorced looking doofs are on the loose! -G

A GRACE of the Mondays

It's that time of the week, my friends! Time to check in on those wily little goals we set for ourselves last Friday! Woooooo! HELL YES! [insert Juggalo style "family" chant] 

Now, I'll be honest with you guys, I set some preeeeeetty simple goals for myself and I delivered preeeeetty mediocrely on them. It happens! Now, I'll be double honest with you...I did consider embellishing my results to you. It was a passing thought! And then I lol'd at how truly lame that would be.  La...

For you RHONY fans

There was a moment in last weeks episode where Dorinda goes to wake up Sonja… And there’s a straight up suction cup bottom dildo underneath Sonja‘s pillow. Nothing was mentioned of it. Who knows if the editor editing this episode knew what it was or whether to cut it out. But I can say, it was gorgeous and beautiful and deserves all the Emmys. -M

I have found JITTER CORNER

Apparently it’s a place in this coffee shop where my mom lives that you drink too much espresso and then sit in the corner needing to shit and having a panic attack from being over caffeinated??-M

TGIF!!!

Friends! It's Friday AGAIN! Can you even believe it? Well, you have to. And, no matter how hard we try to ignore the world we're living in by binging season 2 of the makeup competition show, Glow Up, on Netflix and obsessing over the idea that the one contestant's (Jake) overly injected lips might actually explode on camera, we have to bring ourselves back to reality. 

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TMGW #92: Grace Plots Against GenZ

 This week Grace and Mamrie discuss Beanz in North Carolina, the DNC and ScrabbleGo Scammers.

Wiener In My Bananas

Yesterday I read an article about a Scottish woman who found a Jesus in her potatoes, so this morning I woke up determined to find a Jesus in my bananas. Instead, I FOUND A WIENERMOBILE, Y'ALL! What does it mean?!?! -G

Monday Meditation

I know I'm a little late to the party, but here is a guided meditation that I know has always helped me kick off the week and get me in the right mindset! Get yourself comfy and cross-legged, close your eyes, and relaxxxxxx. - M