Quick Reminder
That Tyrese built his own mini Benihana in his backyard. So don’t you dare not set your goals as high as you know they deserve to be.
-m
2020-03-11 00:41:38 +0000 UTC View Post
thismightgetweird posts
If you guys think I went to London ...
... and I didn't find an electronic roulette machine you're out of your god damn mind. 🙃 Happy Friday, y'all!
❤️G
2020-03-06 20:06:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Damn.
Look at all these amazing classes they wouldn’t let me into at the groomers expo!
-m
2020-03-06 00:05:34 +0000 UTC View PostTMGW #69: Mamrie Crashes a Dog Show
Grace and Mamrie talk dog shows, Grace’s trip to London, and Mamrie’s new Sauna Buddy.
2020-03-04 18:04:05 +0000 UTC View PostJust saw this on my NextDoor app...
I have a question I’d like answered by the handler:
Should we organize a search party for this owls wallet/keys/phone bc she clearly had a NIGHT last night?
2020-03-03 18:06:11 +0000 UTC View PostNow that I talked about it—
—on there pod, they are popping up everywhere! Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
-M
2020-03-02 23:31:34 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Monday, P'trons!
It is Monday, right? Just wanted to write a little message here wishing you well, sending you motivational vibes and generally just saying hiiiiiii. How was everyone's weekend? Elliott and I got back from London Friday night and took it easy the rest of the weekend to let the jet lag move through our systems.
When I say we took it easy I mean WE TOOK IT EASY.
Short story short, I forgot I had a playstation in my home and somehow we ended up spendi...
2020-03-02 20:04:32 +0000 UTC View PostSO MANY QUESTIONS
This shirt ad popped up when I was on cnn.com the other day and it’s so confusing.
A) are the three people he likes also his three daughters?
B) the Jesus one seems, uh, how do you pronounce it... RACIST, right?
C) is this man saying he isn’t gay but will do sexual favors with other men for $20?
D) who the fuck is buying these shirts and can we please bring back No Fear shirts instead?
-M
2020-03-02 03:37:52 +0000 UTC View PostWe have “Just Salad” in the US, a chain restaurant dedicated to only salads. Turns out England has...
Excuse me, I’d like to see a menu please.
❤️Grace
2020-02-28 14:49:16 +0000 UTC View PostTMGW #68: Grace Goes to the Globetrotters
Continued from last week, Grace and Mamrie talk Throuples, DMX, the Globetrotters, if men’s have taste buds “down there” and more.
2020-02-27 02:41:14 +0000 UTC View PostWent to a restaurant this weekend....
And they perfectly accomplished a literal critter corner. Yep, that’s a dimly-lit stuffed beaver above the hostess stand. Instead of ‘Wait here please’.... what should that sign have said?
“WOOD you like a table?”
“You didn’t make a reservation? DAM”
Any ideas? -M
2020-02-21 03:20:21 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s not okay.
Yeah. You know how I feel about stuffed animals being tied to bumpers… Well here I am, driving back from an overnight fantasy suite date with Chip, when I look out my window and this truck has a stuffed monkey tied in between his trailers.
What is the purpose here? Is he trying to make kids that are driving by happy because this monkey looks like he killed the driver’s entire family and this is his revenge. Can we make tying stuffed animals to the bottom and back of cars a presiden...
2020-02-21 03:13:40 +0000 UTC View PostCOPs #5!
This week we're talking about Sasquatch Museums, cat hats, lizard farts and everything in between! Thanks for making it weird!
2020-02-19 20:02:07 +0000 UTC View PostTMGW #67: Mamrie Forages for Alcohol
Grace and Mamrie talk home security life hacks, Grace reveals the names she wished she had, and Mamrie meets a kool kid while bowling.
2020-02-19 17:25:25 +0000 UTC View PostBonus Pod - February 2020!
Grace and Mamrie discuss the Taylor Swift documentary. Enjoy!
2020-02-18 16:55:47 +0000 UTC View PostOKAY, WHO WATCHED MISS AMERICANA!?
We definitely did! What a ride! What are your thoughts/questions/conclusions if you've seen it???
2020-02-16 19:43:54 +0000 UTC View PostHere comes the Goose
Every single time I get a package delivered Goose runs outside and tackles it like a caffeinated suburban mom trying to get the last pair of air pods in a Walmart on Black Friday. Sometimes Amazon takes pictures when they've delivered something and I'm not home. This time they captured the perfect aggro-charged moment. Ironically, it was a new dog bed for her in the box. The bed was a gift for her, this picture is a gift for me. Happy Thursday, y'all!
2020-02-13 23:59:06 +0000 UTC View PostCINNCINATTI and NASHVILLE
Here are links to tickets. Come get weird with us!
CINNCINATTI 4/15
NASHVILLE 4/16
2020-02-13 02:15:17 +0000 UTC View PostCOPS #4 (Commenting On your Posts)
We have FEELINGS about Nicole Richie, Mamrie reveals what she used to do with her Barbies and, don't worry, our weddings will likely not get planned! Thanks for continuing to post, y'all!
2020-02-12 21:12:36 +0000 UTC View PostTMGW #66: Grace and Mamrie Learn New Skills
Grace has an awkward massage, Mamrie takes a Tap class and they get heated over Tyra Banks’ new Model Land.
2020-02-12 19:04:06 +0000 UTC View PostNASHVILLLLLLE!
Heya weirdos! Guess what? Grace and I are taking this thing on the road and doing a live recording in Nashville for the comedy festival on April 16th. You guys get the first 24 hour of access to tix before all those non-Patreon plebeians jump on there... Here's the link!
Also, pssssst, we are doing ashow in Cincinnati the night before that will have the meet and greet tickets option but we don't have the link for those yet. Stay tuned.
2020-02-11 23:41:00 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Monday, Patrons!
Grace here! I've been sick the last couple days, but wanted to check in and give you guys some Monday motivation! I started watching "Night on Earth" on Netflix (highly recommend, though I haven't finished it yet!) and in it there's this seemingly timid field mouse that f*cking EATS A SCORPION. If that's not bonkers enough after it eats it, IT SCREAMS INTO THE NIGHT LIKE A VICTORIOUS LUNATIC! I couldn't find the exact clip from Netflix, but here's one from a year ago that's the same thing (cu...
2020-02-10 20:08:55 +0000 UTC View PostTMGW #65: Mamrie Calls a Wedding Planner
Grace and Mamrie discuss the end of Dry January, the introduction of Baby Nut, the Superbowl Halftime Show and the return of some classic snacks.
REVIEWING YOUR COMMUNITY POSTS #3 (aka COPS???)
Time once again for our unfiltered reactions to your community posts!
2020-02-05 21:11:41 +0000 UTC View PostMr Peanut
When I heard the news of Mr. Peanut, I immediately texted the Nutmobile. I tried to get the inside scoop for you lovely patrons, but was simply met with these pictures from his memorial and an almost TOO excited grievance.
Look, if you follow me on Instagram you know that I have theories. I feel like Mr. peanut going up in flames is either to announce a new fire roasted or spicy nut variety, or he will be reincarnated as a baby peanut trying to bank on the lucrative Baby Yoda phenomenon...
2020-01-31 01:45:57 +0000 UTC View PostCOMMENTING ON YOUR COMMUNITY POSTS #3
We still don't have a kitschy title, but we DO have opinions about your posts!
2020-01-30 21:01:59 +0000 UTC View PostTMGW #64: Grace and Mamrie and Botox
This Week, Mamrie goes to a meditation class, Grace gets a gut diagnoses and they discuss what it means when someone decorates their car.
2020-01-29 16:31:47 +0000 UTC View PostCOMMENTING ON YOUR COMMUNITY POSTS #2
Here we go agaaaaaaaain! You guys left a lot of hilarity in the community section and we went through it! Thanks for the lols! And keep on postin'!
(In loving memory of Mr. Peanut....FOR NOW 🥜🔥🤔)
2020-01-22 22:58:10 +0000 UTC View Post