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We are a hundred patrons away...

..... from Grace and I having to put on our dancing shoes and figure out a choreographed dance for you! So tell ya friends, tell ya family, get the tattoo, etc. 

FUN FACT: This dancing maniac is Nathan Barnatt... King of crazy dancing... and also the guy who break dances against Raven in the party montage of 'Dirty Thirty'. He actually had a bigger role as one of my character's book club members but that story line had to be cut for time. The more you know................ that will...

Bonus Podcast #3!

Heya Creeps, Doofs, Pervs and Fools! Nick Here - We didn't forget about you! Mamrie and Grace recorded this in time for last month, but due to some technical issues, we were delayed. But we're back in business now! So ENJOY!

Look at this grumpy mother fucker.

I coddled. Made him dinner. Fed him. Kept him warm… And still no respect? This is why I won’t have children..... PSYCH! I love his lil face. Not ‘psych’ about the kids part.

Our Famed Milk Man

If you listened to this week's episode you know we had a beautiful late night experience with a wonderful man packing milk and bananas at the hotel lobby bar. He's perfect. Note: watch the "honey" on the left GO IN on that banana without pause. ICONIC. 

PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE....

....that my high school friend Emily just sent me of the night I befriended and literally hung with Mr. Cooper.  Bet y'all didn't know that in high school I was actually a young Native American Skater BOI with a penchant for pukka shell necklaces. 

I MEANNNN COME ON.

If that aint a dead poodle full of drugs, I don't know what it is. 

Said Bear Spray

Let this be a warning to you all...if this product takes a tumble from your nightstand early in the morning IT WILL cause you and your animal to wheeze like Daffy Duck for 30 minutes. Four stars.

Very busy.

Did I just photoshop the ladies-only gym Curves logo to say pervs? Absolutely. Do I have a to-do list longer than a wizard's beard that I neglected to do so? You betcha!

NEW YORK! NEW YORK!

Guyz, remember when we talked about possibly going to do a live episode in Brooklyn in the lead up to Wrestlemania? We're fucking doing it! And as our loyal CREEPS, you get first access to tickets, 48 hours before they go live to the public. Boioiioing!

Will a wrestler drop in a be a guest? We can't be sure but we can sure as hell annoy them on Twitter to try. Regardless, this show will be a lot of fun. Especially if you like seeing us talking about Next Door apps IRL and both wheeze la...

Y'all aint even gonna believe this...

I found one of the crawling troll babies on e-bay WITH it's birth certificate. Granted, I had no idea they even made African American specific trolls, mainly cause I didn't realize the other trolls were supposed to be Caucasian but maybe that's my white privilege talking. If you are wondering if I bought it.. the answer is HELL YES. I am going to scare the shit out of Grace Helbig with this giggling cutie/maniac!  xoxox, Mamrie

Perfect Human Bowling

This week on the podcast I mentioned bearing witnessed to some of the greatest bowling I have ever seen. Welp, here it is! Enjoy! ❤️G

Y'all remember this motherfucker?

He is my go to image of a Power Rangers villian. Petition for it to be Penelope's comic con costume. Also, LEG GOALS, ammiright?!

Bonus Pod Numero Dos

Should we offish name this bish?? 

Dem DOOFS are generous.

We took a poll and they decided that we should share the wealth with their exclusive vids. They get a special window of time but then, all can enjoy! So here ya go. Thank a doof. Give em a smooch.

My heart WON'T go on..

Guys. I am really regretting not getting a picture for y'all of Celine and considering faking an audition to go back there and snap a pic. 

SHRUB CHOPS!

As promised from our Sketchfest pod.... shrub chops in all their glory. I would be lying if I said I haven't thought about them every day since. 

For any of you wondering, THIS is the monkey sculpture...

GOOD LUCK SLEEPING.

❤️Grace

Nick in Discord

Hey guys, I'll be going back in the discord chat around 11:30pm/Midnight Pacific time tonight. If any of you will be up around then, let's chat!

LAST NIGHT WAS TITS

Despite this photo looking like I am shaming Grace for picking her nose, last night was the best. We are hoping to put up this live show as this week's podcast, so fingers crossed the audio doesn't sound like two Swedish chefs in a screamo band. 

THIS IS NICK!

Hey Everybody - This is Nick! 

I'll be jumping in the Discord chat for my first "official" chat tomorrow at 3pm Pacific! (or today...I don't know what time zone you're in...Saturday, 1/12 at 3pm PST) I'll be there as "TMGW_nick"

And I know some of you caught me sneaking around and testing the Discord waters earlier this week, but this is really the start of it...just pretend this is the first time. It's what I do when I meet a guy and bring him home on the 2nd (1st) date.

hey GUYS! GUYS!

We are only like 15 peeps away from having 1,000 patrons. Do you have friends who like the podcast but haven't joined this mayhem? Do you have friends that like podcasts but don't know this one? Spread the word!!

TFW when the escape room just got real.

Well, folks, here it is. The moment I thought Domonique was about to run off with Beanz and we were gonna live a real life SAW movie. Normal times. Just some real NORMAL times. 

It Gets Weirder?

Piggy backing off of Mamrie's post, YES, these last couple of weeks got WEIRD. Can't wait to deliver you guys some stories! If you followed my holiday journey you know the denim jacket saga. But maybe one thing you didn't know, and I KNOW Mamrie didn't know, was that I ironed on a tiny Mamrie Hart to the front of my step mom's denim jacket! lol! 🙃 If you guys have been following us for a while then you already know that Mamrie is MAUREEN'S FAVORITE HUMAN ON EARTH. Needless to say, she was ...

Oh how I've missed yall!

GUYZ. The holidays are done, as are any hopes I had of keeping things in moderation. Jasus chriiiiist. Anywho, we are pumped to be back and hang with y'all. And most of all, excited to record some new eps. I'm not gonna say these couple of weeks got weird but I will leave you with this picture of a woman in her sixties drinking a margarita in a random Mexican restaurant in the desert while wearing a masquerade mask at 3pm on New Years Eve. More to come. -Mamrie

FIRST BONUS EP!

We answer your questions and, like, kind of get a little real. Ok barely but still............... ENJOY!

All the Pringles ladies... all the Pringles ladies....

GUYS! Ever since we talked about the Pringles guy on the last podcast... my curiosity has abounded. So here's some useless knowledge for you. 

1) He has a NAME. His name is Julius Pringles! Like, how classy right? Was his father (who I am still assuming is Mr Peanut) a big fan of Greek history or Shakespeare? Can't you just imagine Mr Peanut sitting at the Globe, taking in a day at the theater. He might have the cheap seats but that's why he brought his monocle.

2) Brad Pitt starred...

Important GUEST'ion for you...

Ok, so as you know, Grace and I are very anti-guest for this podcast. Well, not anti. More like it's a pain in the ass to coordinate and our whole goal is to make it feel like y'all are hanging out with friends... not like it's an interview with a rando. That said, what would y'all think about the rare occasion we do have an actual friend on? We're talking every once in a while. Would y'all be down? Would y'all want our first one to be another beautiful &  almost-eerily charming woman w...

Strawberry Whackiri

Y'all thought I was playing? Here is one of the 9000000 photos of me as the 18 Jimmy Buffet of my dorm. As you can see by the clinched cold fist, I had clearly been on frozen drink duty for a while.

Uhhhh

I'm sorry, Grace, but why does that one wig mannequin look like a depressed Cro Magnum version of 80's heart throb Iona Skye from hit film 'Say Anything'?

Iona Skye? More like 'I-own-a weird wig!'

BONUS PODCAST EXCLUSIVE! ASK US ANYTHING!

It's our first bonus monthly podcast since we started this beautiful Patreon page and because it's going exclusively to you wonderful creeps/doofs/pervs/FOOLS we want to spend our time answering/talking about whatever YOU want. So, ask us anything!

**Sorry, I totally forgot to include the CREEPS the first time I posted this! What an idiot! -g