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New MAW SOCKS in the store!

Hi everyone! We wanted to give patrons the first heads up-- we finally made the Maw socks that we've been dreaming of for years! It's a repeating pattern of maws in various poses-- a pattern that would look nice between your shoe and the hem of your pant leg! 

Tomorrow we'll be sharing these with our readers over on the main site, but patrons get dibs! Thanks so much for you...

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BARBAROUS Season 2: Chapter 7 Page 5

Early update!

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Tarnished needs a different job (84)

I've been spending my evening Elden Ring time trying to avoid really difficult endgame areas, and instead have been getting completely demolished in previously unexplored difficult mid-game areas, which has been somehow more exciting ✨

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Between me and Ananth, we've agreed that Percy has been spending her entire journey around The Lands Between looking for moisturizer, good luck to her πŸ˜”πŸ™

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BARBAROUS Season 2: Chapter 7 Page 4

Early update!

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Tarnished needs a different job (82)

IM SORRY DRAGON!!! This guy was mandatory to finish someone's quest and get some interesting game lore U___U RIPπŸ™πŸ₯€

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BARBAROUS Season 2: Chapter 7 Page 3

Early update!

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Tarnished needs a different job (81)

The imps got their own "plot relevant" area!!!!! I was so proud of them!!! It honestly made me really happy to see them be acknowledged by a quest!


(*for reference since this is an optional area: this is in the unlockable western area of the mountaintops of the giants)

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Tarnished needs a different job (80)

(oh my god there are 80 of these now)


Percy stole all of Rykard's stuff and has been trying out a VAMPIRE BUILD!!!! I'm missing a lot of other cool add-ons but it's been fun! >:D I love this stupid wiggly sword

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Tarnished needs a different job (79)

A lot of people were telling me this was a fun gimmick fight - it still took like 2 hours for me to do this one lol!!! I guess it was partially because I insisted on finishing it with the imps, who don't do well with lava - they were troopers!!!!

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BARBAROUS Season 2: Chapter 7 Page 2

Early update!

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Tarnished needs a different job (78)

FINALLY went back to finish up all the requests at Volcano Manor and came to the conclusion I didn't want to do Patches' homework for him lol


Apparently Patches is a legacy character who appears in most other Fromsoft games-- but I've never played other Fromsoft games! But I actually liked Patches a lot, I love a good dipshit πŸ‘πŸ‘

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Tarnished needs a different job (77)

Accidentally ran into Rodeo Bug part 2??? I didn't even kill Rodeo Bug part 1 yet???????

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BARBAROUS Season 2: Chapter 7 Page 1

And we're back!Β 

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Tarnished needs a different job (76)

The pit crew of summons has solidified themselves into two groups: "reliable headless ladies" and "goblin" πŸ™

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PERCY'S SO CUTE

I'm so excited to start sharing Barbarous chapter 7 with everyone!!!! It's been really fun to work on and so hard not to be able to show off what we're doing. I hope everyone enjoys the ride!


We're starting up the next chapter THIS WEEK at johnnywander.com!!!! So please look forward to it!!!

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Tarnished needs a different job (75)

The area immediately after [redacted] is really scaled up in difficulty so WE LEFT!!! Goodbye destroyed floating city full of banished knights!!!!!!

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Tarnished needs a different job (74)

*elevator music plays quietly*

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I GOT TO A BIG STORY BEAT!!!!! I guess it's "mandatory" to continue in the game but WHOOPS!!!!!! SORRY EVERYONE!!!!!!!!

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Tarnished needs a different job (72)

One evening I sat down to do a "not trying" joke run of the Fire Giant, cast scarlet rot on him and ran around on my horsey until he died, WHOOPS, very anticlimactic.

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BARBAROUS CHAPTER 7 COVER

BARBAROUS IS BACK! Season 2 continues! The comic will begin posting pages next week! Thanks for your patience!

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Tarnished needs a different job (71)

THANK YOU TICHE, THE SCARY BABYBIRD KEPT ON FREEZING ME TO DEATH

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After throwing myself at the wall of Optional Boss, I finally looked up a cheat for killing Alecto: Black Knife Ringleader and unlocked her daughter Tiche as summon!!!!

Tiche's whole thing is like, she's supposed to be one of the best summons in the game but also I just killed her mom?? This is her flavor text:

"Tiche was one of the assassins who, on the night of the plot,
imbued her black knife with the Rune of Death and slew Godwyn
the Golden...

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Tarnished needs a different job (69)

eyyyyy #69 why have I been doing these for so long


apparently the Fire Giant is a huge bottleneck to finish the latter portion of the game but like, what if I came back later

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Crab Boil Guy (Blackguard Big Boggart) is actually one of my favorite NPCs, I've been actively avoiding [spoiler] in order to make sure he gets out of Percy's playthrough alive. He's super hard to find in the latter half of the game and I died like three times trying to get to his location. All for you, Crab Guy

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Tarnished needs a different job (67)

Found a Worm Face forest!!!!!! I have no idea what their problem is but I don't like killing them, they seem like a bunch of very depressed cursed dudes. Take care, weirdos πŸ’–

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Tarnished needs a different job (66)

I realized we'd missed like 50% of all potential Alexander interactions and just finally looked him up online. FOR A GIGANTIC SENTIENT JAR HE'S VERY ILLUSIVE!!!!

Anyway I had to kill another dragon in order to hang out with Alexander for a bit, but also Fire Wyrms are more like big bipedal lizards with swords than dragons so...????

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Tarnished needs a different job (65)

this was probably the hardest/my least favorite fight of the game so far!!! I didn't care for it!!!!!!!!!!!!! A bunch of our friends were like, "oh this was so much fun, I really enjoyed that one"! I am not good at video games!!!!


anyway we did it!!!πŸ†

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BACK FROM ALA!!!!

WE'VE RETURNED FROM ALA!!! IT WAS GOOD BUT VERY TIRING!!!!

I don't know if "4-day convention" is something I have the stamina for anymore?? But if you need to go to a non-fandom trade show and also you're a professional in the publishing/librarian space, ALA (American Library Association Convention) is a really nice show. Also librarians are generally very civic-minded people who believe in rules for social betterment (like masking lol)

Anyway I didn't have a lot of down time duri...

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be back soon ~ ~

See you next week! πŸ‘―β€β™‚οΈπŸŒŸ

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