NOTE: IF YOU ARE A PAID MEMBER SEEING THIS, PLEASE CHECK YOUR EMAIL/MY DISCORD SERVER FOR THE FULL AUDIO. WHAT YOU SEE HERE IS ONLY A SMALL TEASER. IF YOU ARE A FREE MEMBER SEEING THIS, CONSIDER PLEDGING NOW IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY FOR THE FULL AUDIO
Here's a birthday gift for MoobsLoobs with his little bnuuy girl doing what bunnies do during the winter! If you know anything about him, you know how this is gonna turn out, so enjoy this very short ASMR prompt and brace yourselves for the upcoming poll winner audios later! There may be a few other surprises coming up as well, including Dragon Ball, Sonic, and Beastars fart audios too!
Rory is voiced by lheartvoiceover; audio avatar pic by Sorollos
NOTE: IF YOU ARE A PAID MEMBER, PLEASE CHECK MY DISCORD/YOUR EMAIL FOR THE FULL AUDIO. WHAT YOU SEE HERE IS JUST A TEASER
Haven't done giantess stuff in a hot minute (will be doing more soon with the mom from Turning Red), so here's some silly stinky shenanigans between Peach and Daisy! I hope they don't stink each other too hard...
That Martlet vs. Zooble clash had me in the clutch for a while, ngl
Thanks to everyone who voted! Paid members will get to see all three of these made soon, so if you're a free member, come sign up now! I might also have another surprise lined up for ya too
Blaze the Cat wants to play The World Ends With You for the Nintendo DS, so she gets into an elevator alongside a lot of people who have big butts and a bad case of belly aches. I'm sure nothing will go wrong
As always, paid members can see the full version now by pledging today! There should be a mass email sent out to all paid members alongside a ping in my Discord server with the Dropbox folder updated to include it, so if you haven't pledged yet, consider joining today! There's a new poll up as well if you want to vote on the next three audios I make
Blaze the Cat is voiced by Honey Vee Female Elevator Goer is voiced by Jane Smith Dusty is voiced by ME BITCH
Just dropped two short audios with Kefla bullying you on your birthday and Squirrel Girl sizing up for paid members! There are braps aplenty in them both, so if you haven't joined and become a paid member yet, you really shooooould! I also put out a lot of bomb ass audios in December if you missed those too! Come pledge if you haven't! $15 tier members get a free short audio prompt every month!
Hi everyone! I hope you all had a good start to 2026, or at least a good end to 2025. There’s a lot of stuff I need to go over as we head into the new year, however, so let’s get started, shall we?
I'M A BRAND-NEW AUDIO BRAP GUY APPARENTLY
So, this year saw a huuuuuuge uptick in new patrons/fans, all of whom I imagine have come primarily for the audios, and who am I to complain? When I first started them in February of last year, I was throwing stuff at the wall to see what would stick, and I found it very fulfilling to write out a script then have it brought to life with voice acting, sound effects, and all that jazz. Now that I've had way more experience since then, and I've worked with way more VAs who have been very helpful and skilled, I don't see any reason to stop anytime soon. I first started out on sites like AO3 writing original fanfics/stories with OCs and while I still will dip my toes into stories every now and again, as it would be silly not to, I gotta put priorities where they matter. As such, anything personal I make will likely be an audio piece, unless I somehow don't have the money for it, which if this train keeps going the way it does, I think I'll be okay!
Speaking of which...
I MADE OVER A THOUSAND DOLLARS HUH???
One of my personal goals for last year that I didn't share publicly because I didn't want to look selfish was that I wanted to become more self-employed, hence making more money on Patreon and through commissions. For a while, I got stuck under the ceiling below the thousand-dollar mark, but since November/December, that's changed and I cannot be more thankful. I don't want to share too many details about my personal life, however as someone who is disabled and can't make ends meet through a normal full-time job (I attempted to work one in 2024 when I first moved out of my parents' house, but ended up having my hours cut), I've had to rely on two part-time jobs while doing commissions/Patreon to keep up. Now that I'm making the money that I am here, I can quit one of my two jobs and put a lot of extra time into doing audio work! That means you'll likely see new shorter audios paired alongside bigger ones that go for over ten-fifteen minutes, which you know you love.
That also means I'm hereby upgrading how I do polls, in that now there will be FIVE choices per poll with three winners included! The third-place winner will likely be around five minutes or less, maybe more if needed, while the other two shall stay longer as intended. Since I pay all of my voice actors for everything, my earnings also partially go towards covering them as well as paying for my bills. I'm not saying this to guilt trip anyone who either can't join or needs to save money of course, everybody's feeling the pinch these days, however I think it's worth being transparent for those who don't know. I hate generative AI and I have no intentions of using it or anything similar to replace voice actors anytime soon, so everything you hear is voiced by a real person. Which includes the short audio prompt rewards for high tier members, that I know a LOT of you have been enjoying, and I am very grateful for! I think offering those in November was one of the best decisions I ever made, and I don't intend to stop them anytime soon, so if you're a $15 tier member, feel free to reach out and ask when you'll be eligible, or feel free to upgrade and share your ideas if you'd like! You can message me through the Patreon app or on Discord through the server.
WILL YOU STILL DO WRITING COMMISSIONS?
Of course I will! I don't see why not, as there are still fans of mine who like my non-audio works and I enjoy writing regular stories on the side. I did mention earlier in this post that I would be scaling back on personal fics, however, I am always happy to write something for people who would like to commission me. This also goes for audio commissions which I'm going to keep as exclusive to $15 tier members, if only because of how much money/work goes into them, though fear not, because all $15 tier members get 18% off all commissions, whether they are story comms or audio comms! Meaning if that's something that tickles your fancy, don't be afraid to reach out if you'd like one.
That being said, however, since my attention is being pulled towards my part-time job as well as audio work, I can't take on as many story commissions as possible, so going forward, I'm cutting down my current slots to five unless an emergency comes up and I need to take more. At the moment, I'm currently working on three story commissions with one of them being more than halfway done, so I'll be accepting two whole story commissions at the moment! Like always, you can message me here or on Discord if you're interested! I know two isn't a lot, but don't be afraid to reach out if you'd like something smaller written.
And this is where I shall leave things for now. The next poll will be up for paid members this Monday with five-character choices and only three winners, with plenty of other surprises later down on the road. I can't reveal when I'll have them done because then it would stress me out, but I will reveal just a few cuties you can expect as we go further into January, and beyond.
Until next time! Enjoy the Kefla and Squirrel Girl short audios which are available now for paid members (which if you're a free member seeing this now... you know what to do)
The final audio for 2026 is here, and it just so happened to win the poll! Thank you all so much for voting and for supporting me all year long! I've got lots of plans going into 2026 that I can't wait to share until later, but for now, I hope you enjoy this last treat. A reminder once again that the full version has been sent via Dropbox and Discord to paid members so if you haven't pledged already or you're just seeing this now as a free member, you might want to join now to peep the whole thing. Otherwise, an email has been sent with the full audio available
Merry Christmas! Enjoy this short Toriel audio where you give her big farting butt some love. The Goodra audio should hopefully be done in time for New Years Eve/New Years Day, but if not, you can expect to see it by early January. Until then, I hope you all have a happy holiday and, no matter where you are, that you find something worth holding onto
Also, if you are a paid member seeing this and you're wondering where the full audio is, please check your email linked to your Patreon account or go to my Discord server where I've shared the full audio track. Thank you!
Merry Christmas to all! Here's twenty-two minutes of goblin farting, breast milk pumping, stinky caroling goodness from me to you! Paid members can view the full audio now, so if you're a free member, you should totally pledge when you can! There may be a couple art goodies to coincide with this!
EDIT: if you're wondering where the full version is, it's sent through a private link that will only be emailed to you once you pledge or can be found in my Discord server.
Edda, Meg, and Liza are voiced by Honey Vee Klara is voiced by Lily Chii Khel is voiced by MacStarVA Ka'le is voiced by Robyn Tact Blister is voiced by John Smith Thieves are voiced by ME BITCH
Who remembers that time when the goblins went down to the bar to sing Christmas songs? What, you don't? Let me refresh your memory then!
Thought I'd throw this up as a bonus freebie for everyone including paid members while also offering a sneak peek of what's to come. There are two other sections that will be part of this big Christmas special with one of them already being up for paid members now and the other section close to completion. I'll likely have that part done by Tuesday, but I see no harm in sharing this big song I put together and DEFINITELY did not rip off from an episode of South Park.
If you're seeing this for free, consider pledging if you can for when the entire Christmas special is finished! And if you are already pledged, I hope you enjoy the final version when it's done along with all the other little surprises I got planned before the year is over. Thanks again to MacStarVA and Lily Chii for singing this respectively, and to an anonymous friend who helped compose the entire medley!
Patreon reward for Zenit that got upgraded into a five-minute brap audio! If you wanna see some silly furry critters with a bad case of IBS, come pledge to me today because it's the only way you can listen to the entire audio! There may even be some exclusive art by UndergroundJ to go alongside this as well!
Flaky is voiced by Honey Vee Petunia is voiced by Lily Chii The plane steward and pilot are voiced by ME BITCH
The runner-up to this month's poll is here! For how much shit Invisigal talks, somebody needs to shut her up, so leave it to two of SDN's finest and gassiest superheroes to give her some pointers in the shower. If male/female on lady braps are your thing, then this is for you! Thanks again to everyone who voted and be on the lookout for the Goodra audio soon! And if you're a paid member, be sure to check your email/the Discord server for the whole track!
(i.e. if you're a free member who's seeing this now, you might want to consider pledging if you haven't already)
Invisigal is played by lheartvoiceover Brickhouse and Blonde Blazer are played by Honey Vee Sweet Talker is voiced by ZenotoX
Runner-up to this month's poll is already in full swing! For any Invisigal haters out there, you might want to keep an eye on this as I'm very close to having it done (ie, it should be ready by this Wednesday if all goes well). There's plenty of male and female farts to go around with Invisigal to huff/swallow them nonstop but only paid members can listen to the much longer nearly TEN-MINUTE CUT that's up now! Come join today if you haven't already, and if you are already pledged, make sure to check my Discord server/your email soon!
Consider this a three-course meal of gassy goblin goodness to round out the year! There'll be a few different scenarios filled with lots of UndergroundJ's girls stinking up the place, but if you're a paid member, you can see the first of these in its entirety at nearly NINE MINUTES LONG! Part two will be much more extravagant and should be done soon afterwards, but for now if you haven't joined my Patreon yet, it's highly recommended you pledge today if you haven't already. And if you are a paid member, make sure to check that link I sent you now!
(Also the poll winners have been fully recorded and sent to me so expect some Dispatch/Goodra Pokemon farts soon)
Glad to be getting Christmas audios out now! Here's one to start you off right with Gloria getting you acquainted with her rather large posterior in this wholesome ASMR! The final version is over 21-minutes long and is currently up for paid members, so if you haven't already, make sure to pledge now. And if you are already pledged, please check my Discord server or your email for the Dropbox link!
Got almost eighty votes for this one, holy shit! Thank you so much to everyone who voted! I've already completely written the Dispatch script, so I'm gonna start with Goodra soon. Miiiiiight include a little cameo from a certain Boston Snorlax somewhere in there but expect to see results soon! And if you're a free member seeing this now, it's highly recommended to sign up if you wanna peek at all these treats and more when they're ready! If we get to $1,000/month, I'll start making three poll winner audios instead of two!
Back at it again with Gloria because this woman has a mental hold over me that I can never overcome. There's a much longer cut that's four minutes long with braps and other surprises involved, so if you aren't a paid member yet, consider pledging today! $15 members get to request a free audio/ASMR prompt every month, so you're definitely getting a good bargain while also helping me not starve on this bitch of an earth. And if you are a paid member, make sure to check your emails right now because I'm going to be sending it out there as well as posting it in the Discord server!
Took a while to get this next audio done for UndergroundJ, but I'm happy to say it's here! Thank you all for being so patient with me. For those who like their fart audios on the lore/body horror side, this is for you! Consider becoming a paid member today and listen to the entire track. I've just sent out a mass email for those who are pledged
CREDITS: Angela - Jane Smith
Bedelia and Klara - Lily Chii
Khel and Villagers - MacStarVA
Liza, Edda, Meg, Elf Prisoner, and Villagers - Honey Vee
Catty and Tasque Manager, the clap-off of the century, is here! Thank you so much to everyone who voted! A quick note that I'm changing going from MEGA to Dropbox to share the full audio tracks now because MEGA is stinky (and not in the fun way) so if you're a paid member, make sure you check your emails soon, because I'll be sending out the same password again along with the link to the dropbox. As for everyone who isn't a paid member today, consider pledging if you can and take a look! Joining the Discord server gets you access to the Dropbox link and password together for added convenience
Catty is voiced by Lily Chii; Tasque is voiced by Honey Vee; the announcer and the poor patron are played by two John Smiths.
The train ain't stopping yet! I'm currently working on the first-place winner for this month's poll, and I already got over three minutes edited now! If you're a free member seeing this, you can listen to the rest of the teaser by becoming a paid member today! And for those of you who are already pledged, the MEGA link should be updated to include the teaser now. The password I gave out yesterday should still work. Expect to see the final version soon!
EDIT: there was a MEGA link here once. It's gone now.
Gonna try something a little different with how I share stuff going forward. I'm putting the full audio for this brapalicious Supergirl/Batgirl track in a Dropbox link file which paid members can access with a password sent out to them either through email or my Patreon Discord server!
So if you're a free member seeing this now who likes what they hear, consider joining today and take a listen to the whole thing. And for those who are paid already, make sure to check your emails as I've already sent the Dropbox link alongside a password to access it and the other audios I have yet to finish for this month and December. Only got two more to go for this month that aren't rewards!
Did a Patreon reward that got paid to have a little more meat on its bones, so I figured why not share this for free? Here's a six-minute track involving SCP-1471 meeting up with a lovely researcher who's face fits so nicely into her massive, flatulent butt. Hijinx ensue from here
If you want a two-minute-long audio treat like this every month, consider joining the $15 tier today and help support what I do! I'll have the poll winners for this month done next week, with Supergirl and Batgirl likely ready by Sunday
Female Researcher is voice by AshenVA; Male Researcher is voiced by me; SCP-1471 is voiced by RobynTactVA
Getting work done on Supergirl now! Should have it ready by Friday if all goes well, then after that I'll be prioritizing UJ's girls again and Tasque vs. Catty!
Finally getting caught up on this belated next chapter in UJ's goblins farting SUPER hard! Wanted to get more ambitious with this which you'll definitely soon see why pretty soon. By the time it's all ready, I'm hoping it will be one of my better audio eroticas yet!
Pomni does a little rap for you about having a big farting butt! This was a patron reward for ZenotoX because we need more fat-assed brappin' rappers yo. I'll be posting an archive of all the rewards I did this month here when they're finished, but I couldn't resist sharing this cut. I went a little above and beyond giving this some extra panache by getting custom music made, so I hope the effort shows here! And if you're interested in getting a free audio prompt yourself, consider joining the $15 tier today!
Finally got the other belated October poll winner ready and accounted for! Thank you to everyone for being so patient. I've already got the scripts for November written, so be on the lookout for them soon!
