Hello Sexy Patrons!
The game is effectively finished. (FINALLY! FINALLY! F I N A L L Y ! )
HOWEVER (oh dear god what?!)
I can't post it yet (WHYYYYY!?)
Because even if I wanted to [WHICH I REALLY, REALLY DO], I still need to finish the back end stuff I seldom talk about:
Dinky doo everyone!
To answer the question you didn't ask: yes, sea cucumbers eat through their butts, moving on!
I want you to be in the know as things on my side will be slowing down for the next week or so development wise. I'm taking care of unfinished business in my personal life (hint: I'm walking across a stage and getting a piece of paper!) and finally spending long overdue time with family.
HOWEVER...on the off chance there's no significant update for...
2021-05-25 20:02:57 +0000 UTC View PostHello, good evening (or morning), Sexy Patrons, WELCOME...to the middle of the month! This is the point in the month where you join me, the developer, in: What's up with Tapp?!
That was fun to write
Now then! Development has slowed slightly due to some real life issues but more importantly direct development and back end stuff I'm doing!
1. The classic Writers Block had me beat for a few weeks so I couldn't make direct progress with the final parts of ...
2021-05-15 10:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello, sexy Patrons!
We seem to be reaching the home stretch. This month has been mondo productive.
The Champion has been sent for testing and in the meantime I'm polishing the content I've finished and trying to give another pursuit some more attention. There is a lot of stuff in the works, some of which will take longer to come around than others, some that isn't directly related to game development. I ...
2021-04-15 17:47:51 +0000 UTC View PostHappy mid-month my magnificent Magnums! Here is your update fresh from the oven!
Remember when I said "I'm slowly getting the next boss off of paper" in February?
Well she's in... mostly! Just unfinished since, like every other boss her gimmick, style, and what have you needed to be rigorously tested, fixed, retested, and tweaked. Happily, ample progress has been made with her encounter’s overall mechanics! They have just been draining to work on...I still have a lot to do consi...
2021-03-15 14:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostHappy mid-month everyone! It's ya boy, Skinnypenis, here to shower you with all that hot and heavy news for development thus far!
First: We making progress lads and lasses! (cue windowstada.wav)
A new build was sent to my trusted testers earlier this month and I'm just waiting for their notes and feedback on the bosses, difficulty, story beats, different scenes, etc! This is so I can fine tune what I have finished so you, yes YOU sexy players don't have t...
2021-02-16 02:57:05 +0000 UTC View Post
I've made ample progress during the latter half of this month! Admitting to your troubles is the first step in solving them, apparently! Things calming down over here certainly helped, Good gravy...
SO! Another Boss is effectively down the pipe! That makes two down and two left! Finally...as rewarding as this can be, getting through each of these gals has been a journey. Between tweaking ...
2021-01-28 07:15:42 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Mid-month everybody! I have general update/mini progress report for you!
Initially I planned to take the parts I have mostly finished and put them into the game during the beginning of the month; then make more progress on the more complicated parts throughout January. Now just getting finished parts in might be this months goal to my chagrin. Trust me when I say I'm disappointed. I've been productive, just not as much as I would've liked.
Right now the second boss is ...
2021-01-16 03:33:01 +0000 UTC View PostHello everybody!
I've been using the time since releasing the demo to rest and recharge my creative batteries. These things take time and an unholy amount of tedium to get through; staring at the same encounter, event or map for almost WEEKS at a time can become...unpleasant.
Adding to slight burnout, a bunch of medical stuff has happened this month. Nothing serious, don't worry, it's just a lot. This is on top of all of the holiday excitement, some not so great news and still ess...
2020-12-27 06:38:28 +0000 UTC View PostThe softest shape! Thank you for pledging your doubloons and pitching in to help keep these projects coming!
General Announcements and such (like this) are for ALL you groovy patrons to read! However, the less frequent, juicier updates and such will mainly be for Fruits and Sportsball patrons only to start as I feel this out. Please don't feel pressured to pledge more, I appreciate anything you give regardless!
I know I keep saying it but THANK YO...
2020-12-12 05:52:41 +0000 UTC View Post