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Literotica...

I finally have all the APYWGTAE stories through chapter 20 submitted to Literotica now. I've been waiting a week now for them to publish chapter 13. Let's see how long it takes the moderators to actually publish them... Either I'm bugged, or they just don't like me!

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What Brought Y'all Here

More for my own edification than anything else, what site do you guys [most] frequent that you found out about my new Patreon from? 

I probably have my largest audience from Literotica, but they're kind of a pain to post on and don't allow any links or 'self-advertising'. I'm still trying to get my latest stories published there. Most of my recent user interaction seems to come from Hentai Foundry. Although, that site is primarily for artists, not for authors. 

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Society of Virtue - Majestic: "Time to spank that evil!"

I recently came across the Society of Virtue videos on YouTube. The series is nothing overly risqué, but certainly over the line of what would be considered safe for work for most people. So, view accordingly. 

The Society of Virtue is a parody of the Justice League. One of the main characters is Majestic. She's an over-sexualized parody of the stereotypical female comic book character. The dialog is dripping with sarcasm, inuendo, and social commentary; which is right up my alley...

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Published Stories...

All my previously published stories should now be uploaded. I realize which sites I've posted on in the past have been a bit of a patchwork of various stories. So, feel free to browse everything in the Published collection to make sure you're up to date on all my erotica!

An please let me know if I've missed something somewhere.

Happy 'reading'!


P.S.

I also added 'Character' posts with images of my muses for the various characters. 

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Anal Etiquette Prequel: The Assisted Wellness Initiative - Week 2

By: Lord Odie

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Anal Etiquette Prequel: The Assisted Wellness Initiative - Week 1 Bonus Scene

By: Lord Odie

Disclaimer: The following is a work of pure sexual fantasy and is intended for adult audiences ONLY. If you are under the age of 18, please stop reading NOW and go tell your parent and/or guardian that you need stricter internet supervision. Any physical resemblance to a real person that any fictional character herein may bear is probably intentional and is meant as a compliment. Furthermore, all fictional characters in the following fantasy are profes...

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Anal Etiquette Prequel: The Assisted Wellness Initiative - Week 1

By: Lord Odie

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Anal Etiquette Prequel: The Assisted Wellness Initiative - Week 0

By: Lord Odie

Disclaimer: The following is a work of pure sexual fantasy and is intended for adult audiences ONLY. If you are under the age of 18, please stop reading NOW and go tell your parent and/or guardian that you need stricter internet supervision. Any physical resemblance to a real person that any fictional character herein may bear is probably intentional and is meant as a compliment. Furthermore, all fictional characters in the following fantasy are profes...

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Anal Etiquette Prequel: The Assisted Wellness Initiative - Notes

Anal Etiquette Prequel: The Assisted Wellness Initiative

By: Lord Odie

Disclaimer: The following is a work of pure sexual fantasy and is intended for adult audiences ONLY. If you are under the age of 18, please stop reading NOW and go tell your parent and/or guardian that you need stricter internet supervision. Any physical resemblance to a real person that any fictional character herein may bear is probably intentional and is meant as a compl...

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Anal Etiquette: The Assisted Wellness Initiative - Charaters

Allison O’Connor (47; 34DD)


Gina (24)

Courtney (21)

Spitting images of their mother.


Yvonne (43; 36E)


Josselyn (Allison’s boss)

TBD


Kerri – family doctor

TBD


Malaya ...

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Beverly Hill’s Therapeutic Medical Day Spa - Chapter 6

6. Binding Brooke

In the Spa’s waiting room, Brooke had spent the last 15 minutes of so overhearing the conversation between an amazingly well-endowed blonde mother in her 50s and her young daughter who looked to be about 23 or so. It was obvious from the context of the discussion that it was the daughter’s first visit to the Spa.

“But how will I know if I’ll like it, Mamma?”

“Summer – baby – we’re been over this,” an exasperated Beth said for the 10th ...

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Beverly Hill’s Therapeutic Medical Day Spa - Chapter 5

5. Penélope’s Office

“You wanted to see me, Doctor?” Patricia asked as she entered Penélope’s luxuriously appointed office.

Penélope paused the video she had been watching just as it was getting to her favorite part. Evidently, Kaylee and her boyfriend, Kyle, were avid home video posters to free porn sites. They didn’t use their real names of course, but the extensive online profiling done to all new clients and employees had tracked down the activity through a web ...

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Beverly Hill’s Therapeutic Medical Day Spa - Chapter 4

4. Hazel Goes Upstairs

“Always nice to see a familiar face, isn’t it?” Patricia asked as she keyed in her PIN on the elevator’s access panel and they waited for the next one heading up. Hazel didn’t reply. Patricia only smiled knowingly. A few seconds later the up arrow illuminated and the panel dinged. The busty redheaded nurse pushed the gurney into the spacious elevator, pressed her thumb against the biometric scanner, and hit the button for the 5thfloor. It only took a f...

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Beverly Hill’s Therapeutic Medical Day Spa - Chapter 3

3. Meet Kaylee

Kaylee finished up connecting Summer’s expandable plug and catheter to the control box strapped to her upper thigh. Behind her, Beth was straightening out her skirt in preparation for returning to the waiting lounge to stretch. “There we go,” she commented as she stood up and allowed Summer’s legs to come together at last. “How does that feel?”

“I really don’t like this catheter thing!” Summer complained. “I really need to take a piss!”

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Beverly Hill’s Therapeutic Medical Day Spa - Chapter 2

2. The Spa Explained

Dr. Penélope Vergara started closing her fists every time she rammed them back up inside Hazel’s wide open hole as soon as the younger woman had started orgasming. The added pain had only caused the raven-haired beauty to cum even harder. Despite all the noise Hazel was making, she heard the door close behind her as Patricia returned with the prescribed dildo.

“That’s a good little anal slut!” Penélope said happily as she began slowing her pace at ...

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Beverly Hill’s Therapeutic Medical Day Spa - Chapter 1

1. Pretreatment

Modern day southern California…

Brooke Knowles entered the large and expensively adorned waiting lounge for the Beverly Hill’s Therapeutic Medical Day Spa, checked in with the front desk for her 11:00 AM appointment and joined the other two dozen or so women patiently waiting. The Spa catered solely to women and took appointments by reference only. Considering the treatment prices – which were quite high even for Beverly Hills – an...

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Beverly Hill’s Therapeutic Medical Day Spa - Characters

Inspirations

Brooke Knowles 34E, 32yo (GF: Mindy)


Hazel Benedict 36F, 36yo


Nurse Patricia/Heather Rice 36J, 33yo


Nurse Kaylee Boden 34DD, ...

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Anal Etiquette: Days of Future’s Future - Part 3

Part 3

Anna awoke from her dreamless slumber with a start as her sleep capsule jolted into motion. Every evening – after a grueling sixteen-hour day of continuous treatments – she was packed away into a capsule to rest and recuperate. Of course, some of her treatments had called for considerable longer periods than a mere sixteen hours. Her first session on the rectal gravity dilator had been almost thirty-six hours long. She only knew that because the attending nur...

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Anal Etiquette: Days of Future’s Future - Part 2

Part 2

Anna knew only darkness of the truck’s cargo space, the sounds of suffering all around her, the taste of her own urine, the stiffness of her joints, and the pain in her body as she slowly acclimated to the massive slab of pointy latex that was pounding deep into her rectum. The horrible pain had started out searing but had slowly blended into the background of the nearly continuous anal orgasms. Recognition of that fact only provided the former lawmaker with va...

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Anal Etiquette: Days of Future’s Future - Part 1

Foreword

So this is just a random idea that I came up with while discussing the “future” of the future with Dunhil; say thirty or so years past the current timeline.

The US has basically become what Germany is now. So that’s easy.

Germany has become... well... something out of a Simon Benson story. Most of the female population is little more than rubberized torture dolls with obscenely dilated holes. 37% of the female population has already been commi...

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Anal Etiquette: Days of Future’s Future - Characters

Anna Ziegler


Dr. Zoe Voigt


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Anal Etiquette: Madrid – Chapter 1

By: Lord Odie

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Anal Etiquette: Madird - Characters

Alessandra Vargas

34D

44 years old


Miguel  



Catalina 

32C 



Kiara

34C

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Anal Etiquette: Weddings

By: Lord Odie

Disclaimer: The following is a work of pure sexual fantasy and is intended for adult audiences ONLY. If you are under the age of 18, please stop reading NOW and go tell your parent and/or guardian that you need stricter internet supervision. Any physical resemblance to a real person that any fictional character herein may bear is probably intentional and is meant as a compliment. Furthermore, all fictional characters in the following fantasy are profes...

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Anal Etiquette: Lusthansa – Part 2

By: Lord Odie

Disclaimer: The following is a work of pure sexual fantasy and is intended for adult audiences ONLY. If you are under the age of 18, please stop reading NOW and go tell your parent and/or guardian that you need stricter internet supervision. Any physical resemblance to a real person that any fictional character herein may bear is probably intentional and is meant as a compliment. Furthermore, all fictional characters in the following fantasy are profes...

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Anal Etiquette: Lusthansa – Part 1

By: Lord Odie

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Caroline the Teenage Bum Slut (Redux – Chapter 1)

Originally by: Jason Hitchcock

Adapted by: LordOdie & FantasyWriter1

Disclaimer: The following is a work of pure sexual fantasy and is intended for adult audiences ONLY. If you are under the age of 18, please stop reading NOW and go tell your parent and/or guardian that you need stricter internet supervision. Any physical resemblance to a real person that any fictional character herein may bear is probably intentional and is meant as a compliment. Furthermore, all fictiona...

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A Proper Young Woman’s Guide to Anal Etiquette: Characters & Notes

Main Characters: The Wilders


Name: Laura Marie Wilder 

Age: 46

Occupation: Bank branch manager

Vital Statistics: Tall, petite, 34FF cup breasts, dark red hair


Laura is a very desirable cougar and socialite, and the mother to five lovely daughters.  She was brought up in a strict, conservative family; which in today’s day in age means the most strenuous anal capacity training imaginable.  Laura insists on teaching strict an...

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A Proper Young Woman’s Guide to Anal Etiquette: Chapter 12

By: Lord Odie

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A Proper Young Woman’s Guide to Anal Etiquette: Chapter 11

By: Lord Odie

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