Lord Odie's Dirty Mind

AWI - Courtney’s Wellness Checkup (Week 5, Part 1.3)

Here's the next part of Courtney’s Wellness Checkup. I think there's going to be one more part after this. Unless I just start having way too much fun with this scene again. Which is always a distinct possibility! Scenes like this always have my imagination running off on random tangents...

Read it on MEGA! Enjoy!

AWI - Courtney’s Wellness Checkup (Week 5, Part 1.2)

And the wellness checkup continues! Not much to say. This was just a really fun scene to write! Enjoy!

Read it on MEGA.

AWI - Courtney’s Wellness Checkup (Week 5, Part 1.1)

I had another scene that was going to be the next installment of the AWI, but I wrote this one last week during a spark of inspiration while chatting with Water800 about some of his writing projects. I didn't really intend for this scene to become what it became, but it ended up be an amazing segue into a couple scenes that I've already written, and a much better introduction to Nurse Madison Sinclair than the "Unexpected Distractions" and "Mother-Daughter Bonding Session" scenes that will te...

40k Adeptus Sororitas (NSFW)

Considering the ongoing futa body proportions discussion poll in the Workshop for the AD 3700 setting, I figured this would be a good musing post to throw out there!

So, I was wandering through MyMiniFactory looking for a good imperial objective set to print out for a G...

AWI - Game Day! (Week 4, Part 2.4)

And here's the last part to Game Day! The ending has been reworked for those of you who read this before in the Workshop last year. I have to say, this whole side track story was just fun to write!

Also, it's fitting that Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez have been in the news this past week with their wedding. Because they were the loose inspirations behind Alfonso and Isabel. 😁

Read it on 2025-07-07 02:05:16 +0000 UTC View Post

AWI - Game Day! (Week 4, Part 2.3)

Here's the first part of Izabel's infomercial about the Acme FuckMate3 personal masturbation frame. This ingenious device really should be a required fixture for any home with a properly submissive anal slut!

Read it on MEGA.

AWI - Game Day! (Week 4, Part 2.2)

Let's swing back to the AWI for a bit. When we last left off, the gang was watching some soccer/football, 'suffering' through the endless commercials, and enjoying their wives.

I do enjoy writing the commercials...

Read it on MEGA.

Publishing Update

All, I've moved the Beverly Hill’s Therapeutic Medical Day Spa chapters into the Published section and made them available to all members. These chapters are also up on Hentai Foundry. I noticed that this story isn't on Literotica at all! So, I'm working on posting chapters 1 through 11 to there.

Happy reading!

APYWGTAE - Chapter 22 - Swim Meat (Part 4)

Happy holiday weekend to all my fellow Americans! I hope you're enjoying the long weekend.

Here's the next part of the Swim Meat story. This gets into a few different kinks than I normally write about. But I think it's a fun change of pace! I've decided Canada in the AEU is very open minded about public sex and I'm playing into that. Enjoy.

Read it on MEGA.

APYWGTAE - Chapter 22 - Swim Meat (Part 3)

It's time for the next part of Swim Meat! Not much to say here. Just girls being girls...

Read it on MEGA.

On an aside, evidently Cypher West isn't answering his emails at the moment. So I'll probably just post what I have of his incomplete School Daze story in the backlog eventually.

Things I Didn’t Know Were Missing In My Life…

You know, I consider myself a fairly perverse person. But then images like this get sent to me and all I have to say is, “Y’all need Jesus!” 😂

APYWGTAE - Chapter 22 - Swim Meat (Part 2)

And now we continue with more of Emily's experience at the 5A International Swimming Invitational. We get to meet Zia (those crazy Russians...) and reveal some more fun facts about Kaity's team (those kinky Germans...). Enjoy!

Read it on MEGA.

APYWGTAE - Chapter 22 - Swim Meat (Part 1)

Here is a mainline A Proper Young Woman's Guide to Anal Etiquette story for you guys! I wrote this several years ago at the request of Cypher West. After he finished with his Politics as Usual spinoff, he wanted to borrow my Naomi Wilder character and write her own spinoff with a German character named Kaity. So, this story was basically setting Naomi up to go off on her own. He never got around to writing the story. But her setup arc story has been sitting in my archives eve...

AWI - Game Day! (Week 4, Part 2.1)

I'm finally slotting in the the "Game Day!" scene that I posted to the Workshop last year into the actual story. Here is the first part of the cleaned up and edited version. This scene and the "Some Things Always Escalate" scene will probably be the only parts of Week 4. We'll see where my imagination wanders off too after that...

Read it here on MEGA.

AWI - Some Things Always Escalate (Week 4, Part 1)

I might have had a little bit too much 'fun' Saturday night [and Sunday morning] at a Saint Patrick's Day party. I was too busy recovering Sunday to finish editing this week's post. (Some may say that I might be getting too old for that shit...) But at any rate, here it is: the fist part of the next chapter of the Assisted Wellness Initiative! I figured there's no better place to start off 'the week' than with another assisted wellness session. Enjoy!

Download it on 2025-03-17 21:00:53 +0000 UTC View Post

AWI - Once Again, Into the Breech (Week 3, Part 2.3 & Part 3)

This part will finish up the week 3 Assisted Wellness session. It was a little short for a post, so I took a couple of paragraphs from the 'sun bathing' flashback in the Holiday Fun story (currently in the Workshop section) and expanded them into an entire scene. I've been wanting to do that for a while anyway because I loved the concept and I felt it deserved more attention! And with this addition, Week 3 is complete!

On to Week 4!

Download the story here on 2025-03-02 22:05:35 +0000 UTC View Post

Publishing Update

Just a quick note: I've moved APYWGTAE 21 and APYMGTAE 11 and 12 to the Published sections. They are up on HF now and should be up on Literotica in a few days.

AWI - Once Again, Into the Breech (Week 3, Part 2.2)

Here is the next part of Allison's latest Assisted Wellness session. Oh, what adorable anal shenanigans will she get herself into this time?!? 😂

Download it on MEGA.

Monday Stuff...

Hi, all! Just some random stuff here. First of all, if you guys haven't been introduced to DarkMistress5, check her out! She's a petite little brunette with an insatiable anal hunger! (Thanks to Commodore for sharing!)

https://www.redgifs.com/users/darkmistress5

And if you haven't heard of controversy around Bianca Censori's "naked dress" at the Grammy's over the weekend, here it is. I would...

AWI - Once Again, Into the Breech (Week 3, Part 2.1)

The second "half" of Week 3 will be another AWI session. The whole thing is pushing over 10k words. So, I did go a little nuts on it! Enjoy!

Download the story here: MEGA

AWI - Motherly Duties (Week 3, Part 1)

Over the Holidays, I spent a bit of time organizing and writing in the AWI setting. I pretty much have the next two weeks/chapters ready to go. I shared a rough version of "Motherly Duties" with the Workshop a few weeks ago. This is the cleaned up and completed version. It's now roughly twice as long. So, if you're a Workshop & Backlog member, you've already read an earlier version of the first half. If you're just an Early Access member, you basically get a double-length story! Enjoy! 2025-01-19 15:26:54 +0000 UTC View Post

Painslut & Cuck - Long Weekend 1b

And here's the second part of the first PS&C series. Not much to say here. PS&C is a little more sadistic than my normal stories. And I think my favorite aspect of these stories are the asscum text messages. Those are just so much fun!

Download the story here: MEGA

Literotica - Deep Throat Wife

A member shared a story with me earlier this week and I feel it needs a post. While not as crazy extreme as my stuff, this story still gets really fun. Instead of my normal "extreme anal with BDSM and oral mixed in", this story is "extreme oral with BDSM and anal mixed in". So, it's a different flavor, but still very much worth the read. Enjoy!

https://www.literotica.com/series/se/109725101

Painslut & Cuck - Long Weekend 1a

Here is the first part to a new series, "Painslut & Cuck". Long story short: this series was written with the help of a fan, and tailored to her fetishes quite a bit. So, as you're reading this, keep a few things in mind to help enhance your enjoyment:

1) There is a real 'Naomi' and 'Dan' out there. (Obviously not their real names.)

2) Naomi IS a member of my Patreon. (Hi, painslut! 😘)

3) Dan really is a real-life cuck...

4) She is every bi...

Beverly Hill’s Therapeutic Medical Day Spa - Chapter 11

And we're up to the final chapter that I [currently] have written for the BHTMDS setting. I have a few thoughts and ideas on where to go next -- which I'll share with a post in the Workshop here in a bit. But as of right now, I think I'm calling this setting finished for the time being.

There's a bit of a time jump here. Honestly, if I were planning on expanding this setting in the near future, this would probably be my first episode.

Enjoy!

The Obl...