Phillip Pap

Delay for Qualit-ay

Hey, I really should have just started working on the Knights video a lot earlier. Whoops. So that will come out when it comes out, but I want to get a few regular videos in the bank first.

Battlemage - Magic Gavel, Magic Comet, and regular club for when I'm disappointed by the magic gavel and comet

Ravenmount Assassin - She rave on my mount, till my feathers be raptoring. And claws

Video is too long, need a faster one

Finger

Pot

I feel like no further explanation is necessary

Poll: Big or Bull

Fire Prelate: get that big hammer and start SWINGING it

Ancestral Follower: become a minotaur and mino-TEAR it up

NG+ Run

Couldn't decide which Remembrance boss to throw up here, so here's like.... all of them that we haven't done. With the exception Morgott, because I am huffing copium that you will get his laser sword and hammer spells in the DLC. And Rykard, because I'm huffing copium that we'll get his armor set in the DLC. Weirdly not worried about emulating his moveset. Anyway. Or a fire giant shield. Yeah, ok, actually there's a few that I'm holding off on, here's the ones I'm not.

This will be done...

We Might Need to do a Quick one

haha, whoops, videos gettin kinda long. Secret starting class?

Bell Bearing Hunter - spinning sword go brrrrrrrrrr (But we have to fight a Bell Bearing Hunter immediately)

Pumpkin Head - What's his deal? He's got like... a pumpkin on his head. Whats the deal with that? (we'll have to farm immediately)

Choose Sides:

Sellen - A Witch who (thankfully) also had a dagger

Jerren - Dresses like Tidus from FFX and has a Flamburger

Don't boo, VOTE

Ya'll remember that? From like... 2015? I'm glad that worked out so well. 

Anyway, here's the two people who are always asked for in the comments and chat, they've both been on polls, but they just always lose. Which loser will keep losing, and which loser will finally break out? Lets find out.

Carian Knight Moongrum - Parrying, spells, and JUST kidding he has a sword, I'll probably just two hand it and swing

Banished Knight - The Knigh...

Horsepower Poll

Tree Sentinel - Draconic or Holy , either or

Nights Cavalry - Goth. Only option is goth.

Jedi Exile in Elden Ring

Using a bunch of remembrance weapons to beat down the remembrance bosses

NG+NPC

Blaidd- What if you were a dog with a large sword?

Dung Eater - What if you wanted to make the whole world eat shit and die?

Happy New Year

TL;DR: For now, the Patreon Tiers are your choice. Support me as much or as little as you'd like, the rewards will be the same for everyone. Please support as much as you feel comfortable. Obviously I would love generosity but I make YouTube videos. I'm not giving you food water or shelter. Take care of yourself, then take care of your favorite YouTuber.

Hey ya'll. We're in a weird place here. D&D videos started 2023 about 3 years into a downward slope, and I thought maybe cutting t...

Secret Starting Class

Hey when's the next cast or pass? I simply don't want to. So here's some Secret Starting Classes we could do instead.

Nepheli Loux - axes, but TWO and also there's lightning on em. Friends with a bird.

Omenkiller - great axes, but two, and also there's bleed on em. Friends with a perfume salesperson. 

Banished Knight - great swords, but two, and also theres wind on em. Friends with another Banished Knight.

NG+ Run

All right, since the Proper order Run turned into BY FAR the longest run I've ever done, we're delaying some of the longer projects for 2024. Cory needs a break, I need a break, we'll close out December with the Vulgar Militia and one of these fun choices:

Sir Gideon Ofnir, the All Knowing - Big Brain

Mohg, Lord of Blood - Blood

Godfrey, First Elden Lord - Muscles

The Videos will still be great, they just won't burn us out.

All Bosses Proper Order

1. Soldier of Godrick
2. Patches
3. Beastman
4. Pumpkin Head
5. Demi Human Chieves
6. EBW
7. BKA
8. BKA Lurnia
9. Guardian Golem
10. GWD
11. Stonedigger Troll
12. Bloodhound Knight
13. Scaly Misbegotten
14. Miranda
15. Crucible Knight
16. Cemetary Shade (WP)
17. Spiritcaller snail (Lurnia)
18. Nights Cavalry Limgrave
19. Tibia Limgrave
20. EBW (WP)
21. Cleanrot Knight (Lurnia)
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Hey it would be funny- edit

I have a lot of backed up ideas, but they're all long AF, so here's a few quick ones if I need some soon. Ideally, we won't be doing this one till January, but hey, shit happens.

Alfred B. Neric - An albinauric. Beat the game as a frog, get some frog friends, and frog it up.

Jar Jar - You know the Jar Wright Puppet? What if he also had some soldjars of fortune? Would that be neat?

Swearing Soldier - what if a soldier said "Fuck?" yeah. Vulgar Militia, it's time to go Goblin ...

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If you want to see your hyper specific favorite fictional characters in Dungeons and Dragons, this might be the last chance you have for a Building Character.

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Get in my DMs and live out your dreams!

I'm Gonna Be Real...

The past few runs have been uh... a little rough? Lets maybe give Phil a break. Here are runs I think will be pretty easy and maybe even fun.

Banished Knight - Windy halberd user with a power stanced partner? Or is it the other way around? Are they related, or are they... roommates? These are questions.

Sanguine Noble - Bleed. Long weapon. One of the Twitch regulars I trust says it's really good, and 

Corrin from Fire Emblem in Elden Ring

Secret Starting Class Time - Best Outfits Edition

Crucible Knight - Godfrey's Number one boys, little bit of strength, little bit of faith, big amounts of style

Omenkiller - Former beverage consultant turned murderer with two giant cleavers.  And scary mask. It's a capra demon homage.

Sanguine Noble - Big long Rapier, lots of bleed, and some SERIOUSLY good drip... that we can't get till the Consecrated Snowfield.

NG+ Secret Starting Class

Ok, sure, I did some complaining about NG+ in the Marika video, but sad news for me: the video is a big hit. So now I just HAVE to do more. (That's a bit, NG+ videos aren't even close to the biggest chore of a video for me to make, happy to do it)

So, here's some options for NG+ builds using things locked inside/beyond the Royal Capital.

Dung-Eater: Amazing greatsword, omen beams, a DUMMY THICC armor set and all you have to do to get it is eat some.... wait- this might not be wort...

Bloodborne 2? More like... Bloodborne taking TOO LONG

Lets do a bloodborne secret starting class. Here's what I'm thinking:

Lady Maria - Twinblade spraying blood every where

Gehrman the First Hunter - Scythe and a shotgun

Eileen the Crow - Double the daggers, double the fun

The Start of the Shattering War

Hey, remember that big long video i talked about? Well theres gonna be six smaller parts. We're testing each of the basic "soldier" ashes, as listed below. For some reason Volcano Manor and Mohg do not have Soldier ashes. Don't ask me why. 

For some other reason, Deeproot gets soldiers. So uh... they'll be a run.

We'll be the COMMANDER of the group, using things any overworld soldiers do. EG: Lions Claw for the Redmanes, or Storm Ashes for Godrick.

Today we'll start the...

Whoops, the Elden Ring Nuzlocke is Too Long

Hey the Nuzlocke is taking too long so we need a fast run out to get the video up by Thursday. I think both of these will be strong as hell, so what should we do?

Fire Prelate: Giant fucking hammer that explodes

Godskin - We'll be the Apostle and the Noble, and both when we mimic it up

Funky Nuzlocke Idea

I have an idea for a FUNKY Pokemon Nuzlocke that only works in Gen 1 and 4. More on that when we start.

So which gen should I do?

Update: I Figured Out How to Get some Elden Ring Rewards Here

Hey, so I had some ideas for BIG LONG ELDEN RING videos. YouTube loves a chonky multi-hour video. But here's the problem: Multi-hour video means I'm basically gonna be making 5 episodes for one week. So here's the solution: we'll do a piece of the videos at a time, upload those pieces EARLY here, then launch the big old chonker when it's out.

I've been trying to figure out how to make more Elden Ring content for the Patreon as well, and I think it's a good idea. And I stand by it.

NPC Invader Starting Class

Ensha - always pretty pathetic, but they dress like a skellington and punch you with bones

A-nasty-a - cannibal, and has been invading with her big ass butcher knife since Demons Holes

Vyke - The Roundtable's golden boy until that gold turned into frenzy and got he a little lost in the madness sauce

EXTRA ELDEN RING VIDEO: Aqua in Elden Ring

Secret Starting Class REDEMPTION

I'm not OUT of ideas, I just really like these and don't want them to be gone forever.

Black Knife Assassin - Black Knife, sneaky armor

Nepheli - Lightning Axes, and a bird friend

Banished Knight - WINDY halberd and a powerstancing partner

Albinauric - Statistically, the enemy that has been killed the most in elden ring

Pontiff Sulyvahn - Powerstancing Magic and Fire Greatswords

Vordt - BIG ASS frost hammer

Max Level Elden Ring, but how should we get there?

In Order (to 99): Vigor to 99, then Mind to 99, then Endurance to 99 and so on

In Order (one at a time): 1 level to vigor, 1 level to mind, 1 to endurance etc.

Random: Roll a d8 everytime

Hades Poll

Alright everyone, the Pokemon Lechonk video's performance was poor, but the video about Hades? nuts. So I think we'll come back to it again in August. I just have too many ideas though.

Hades as an Anthiest: We can't use any of the boons gods give us, only hammers, and gifts from Non-Gods. If we get a boon on an attack/special/cast/call, we have to manually turn that button off. If we can ONLY take a passive boon, we lose.

Hades with ALL THE OTHER DASHES: ...