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Ep. 87 - Podcasting Gear from Marshalls

january 25, 2018 

Edited this one on a different computer it might soud fucked up 

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bonus 69 - A failed experiment

january 21, 2018 

I thought gaming while doing the podcast would help but it didnt. I swore it did last time. I don't even like playing battlefield anymore

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Ep. 86 - Go Back to Africa

january 18, 2018 

Brimming with confidence Adam can't wait to prove how essential he is to the show, with one of our funniest, highest energy shows to date. 

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bonus 68 - Ian's secrets

january 14, 2018 

ian asked me not to talk about his dad anymore so we talked about something else lol

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Ep. 85 - fucking piece of shit computer

december 12, 2018 

its just fucked up idk. its not my fault. featuring ian fidance

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bonus 67 - Two Girls Up One Girl Down

january 7, 2018 

dasha and amber replace adam as the girl of the show

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Ep. 84 - Tube Town

january 4, 2018 

gettin your tube hogged down and off by a whores box

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bonus 66 - real ass podcast

december 31, 2017 

here's another episode, this one is just luis explaining buffets for four hours

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Ep. 83 - Petey Dat Boi Part DeTwo

december 28, 2017 

Uptown cum boy petey deabreu fills in for stavros who got stuck in the fort mchenry tunnel after eating too much baklava 

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RAP 221 - Surprise Bitch

december 27, 2017 

I know this doesn't make up for the missing premium this week but here's the real ass dude podcast I was on this week with tim dillon. its behind luis's paywall so its not online for free elsewhere. 

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Ep. 82 - Im just one man

december 21, 2017 

i had to run uptown on business this morning and couldnt upload the episode on time. im sorry folks. one of these days ill be dead and the podcast wont upload at all. keep in mind that ill be dead soon. im going to die soon everyone

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bonus 65 - Best kinda buffet

december 18, 2017 

We figure it out. thanks for being patient everyone. we have a special treat for you later today

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The web series 

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Ep. 81 - Marquis of Queensbury

december 14, 2017 

Patreon has reversed their decision to jack up prices on the customer end, in no small part due to my status as 1) tier one operator 2) financial maven. Cheers to everyone becoming rich off crypto this week. Please spend that money buying the premium episodes now that they're fairly priced again. 

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bonus 64 - Tango Down

december 11, 2017 

We celebrate the recent downfall of Bryan Singer: next up? Tom Skerritt. Cum town comes full circle. 

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Ep. 80 - Weight of the world

december 7, 2017 

From now on im only doing the show with my 140lb weight vest on, which I consider a battle treasure from my war with the post office, whomst refused to deliver it. 

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bonus 63 - Spot boy

december 4, 2017 

Sorry this is late. I'm a spot boy again. I'm at either the standing room in LIC or the stand (gramercy) pretty often now. I just hang out and get spots when I can so there's no fixed schedule, but both clubs are good and you should come. 

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Ep. 79 - Bumbaclot

november 30, 2017 

rude boys

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bonus 62 - ive calmed down

november 26, 2017 

sorry about all the conspiracy theories lately folks. i lost a lot of hair and ive been sleepin gfor a week

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The Sitdown w/ Mike Recine bonus - Hollywood Pedophilia w/ Nick Mullen

november 25, 2017 

Our friend and Cum Boy Nick Mullen joins us for a special bonus episode to talk about the rampant child sex abuse in Hollywood. Apparently it’s been around forever, the perpetrators are rich and powerful people who use their money and influence to keep getting away with it, and there is very little any of us can do to stop it. We hope you enjoy.

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Race Wars Bonus - Cheeseburger In Paradise

(this is the 2nd half of the episode that nick put up for ep 79, this one was on race wars patreon)

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Ep. 79 - Race Wars Crossover

november 22, 2017 

Stav and adam are gone so we did another one of these. 

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bonus 61 - Dillon's Cheese Pizza Steakhouse

november 20, 2017 

The big cheese of conspiracy joins us. 

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Ep. 78 - We couldn't get ian

november 16, 2017 

we were gonna have ian on to make fun of him but he was busy or something

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bonus 60 - digging deepah

november 13, 2017 

they have a practice called a-nal feesting. where one man's hand is enserted into another man's hand - er rectum, and it is so painful they have to take drugs

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Ep. 77 - God damn i swear i uploaded this

november 10, 2017 

I guess the form is fucked up and it just keeps refreshing? I dont know. anyhow there's more pedophile shit happening every day. we recorded this an hour before sheen raped haim and now we're behind another pedophile 

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bonus 59 - The REAL pizzagate

november 6, 2017 

It's gluten free, the sauce is peach compote, and they serve it at all-night brunch in every club in WeHo. 

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Ep. 76 - How do you spell halowen

november 2, 2017 

halewen. how do you do it

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bonus 58 - The Gerby Gomo Super Episode

october 30, 2017 

We got two episodes in one here fellas. If you want to skip to the Gerby episode its at the 1:12:34 mark. 

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Ep. 75 - The Voice Of The Left

october 25, 2017 

This is waht it sounds like (retarded guy voice) duh im the left lol. i go poo poo and pee pee. lol

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bonus 57 - Here's To Who's Left

october 22, 2017 

A big cum town thank you to everyone that didn't abandon ship this week. Don't believe the Stalinists, were good boys and we're here to make life better for everyone, especially marginalized voices (by that i mean tiny bug voices like adams) 

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