Ep. 44 - I Dunno Some Shit Title I Guess
Its uh, an episode of the podcast. JP McDade is the guest. We talk for about an hour or some shit like that i think
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2018-09-29 23:19:35 +0000 UTC View Post
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Bonus 27 - Swole Mates
Big E-Dub Evan Williams joins us to talk about strength and what it means to be huge and strong. Adam is the weakest one on the show.
I'm sure a lot of you are expecting me to address the twitter controversy. Excuse me but I'm retired from Twitter. I was banned for free speech, making me a hero. The matter was settled two weeks ago. Thanks.
2018-09-29 23:18:38 +0000 UTC View PostEp. 43 - The REAL Original Cum Boys
My blood brother Jake Flores joins us to talk about how Adam and Stav replaced him as my best friend after he decided to move to Bushwick to be cool and fuck bike girls
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Bonus 26 - History Boys
I honestly have no idea what we talked about on this one. This is the last of the pre-recorded episodes with just the boys so I'm gonna have to start eating into the guest episodes. But really all the guest episodes we did were very good. So if this one sucks I'm sure the next will be fine.
2018-09-29 23:16:05 +0000 UTC View PostEp. 42 - Will "Smith" Menaker
Wide dick will joins us again to chat about star trek. What's that? This episode is late you say? Actually, it's not asshole. It's called time zones and maybe I'm on god damn vacation.
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Bonus 25 - Spring Training
A very sexual episode. Sorry it's late boys I've been stuck in the airport all day... spotting milfs.
2018-09-29 23:07:18 +0000 UTC View PostEp. 41 - Cum Town Live
The first ever Cum Town Live show at Caroline's on Broadway. It's basically the same format as Funny Moms (the live show we put up on Patreon) except I booked it and it's at Carolines so we use the name of the podcast instead of the name of Adam's gay ass show.
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Bonus 24 - Lessons Learned
Uh we've had to record like nine episodes this week and I have no idea what we said on this one. Honestly my new passion in life is web series. Podcasts are for ugly people. I want to be beatufiul. I want to be a star.
2018-09-29 23:05:22 +0000 UTC View PostEp. 40 - Valentimes
We have sex with each other on the show as a joke for valentines day. Get it. Like were dating haha. But its jsut a joke. It's okay to suck off your friends if you're doing it in a funny way
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2018-09-29 23:04:12 +0000 UTC View PostBonus 23 - 10 Thousand Dollar Episode Spectacular
Well wouldn't ya know it I gave myself sinusitis from all that blow back when we were poor thousandaires and I went and quit everything except tea and blended drinks. I dunno how to celebrate other than to say thanks to the cum boys. We've made it. Thanks to you guys. You've changed our lives and we owe ya a lot. Especially Adam. Thank you sweeties.
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2018-09-29 23:02:04 +0000 UTC View PostEp. 39 - Petey Dat Boi
Funny Moms favorite and Bronx favorite and Brooklyn Favorite and New York favorite Petey Dat Boy DeAbreu joins us and we prove once and for all that the podcast isn't racist.
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2018-09-29 23:00:42 +0000 UTC View PostBonus 22 - Congratulations To John Elway And The Denver Broncos
As requested here's another classic three boys cast. We did two yesterday so I forgot what we talked about in this one. Also sorry it's going up so late I fell asleep after we went to IKEA. I didn't watch the superbowl.
2018-09-29 22:58:47 +0000 UTC View PostEp. 38 - Good Prison vs Bad Prison
BDF Big dick felix joins us and we try to remember Oz and why it was bad, and we talk about why prison wouldn't be that scary for guys like us. I'm still dying btw. I can't breathe. This is the end. Remember me as a broadcaster. Goodnight and good luck.
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Bonus 21 - Cure For Death
I cured my cancer with soda and I'm back at it in this one. Amber returns. We taught her good mic technique because there's not really much else we have to offer.
2018-09-29 22:49:34 +0000 UTC View PostEp 37 - Goldust Wasn't Gay
I almost passed out during this one, luckily the boys kept things going with wrestling chat that I couldn't partcipate in due to both ignorance and medical problems. Please remember me as a Lenny Bruce type or maybe Carlin, thanks.
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Bonus 20 - Black Magic Schoolbus
I do everything I can to prevent Adam and stav from reacting to the trump inauguration the same way everyone else has. And I do it by bringing up the best cartoons I've seen.
2018-09-29 22:47:22 +0000 UTC View PostEp. 36 - Goatee Era Seagal
We go real deep into the latest era of Seagal movies, And we have a sponsor now. Please give me feedback on the fact that we have ads now. Make sure to get mad at me about it. The premium episodes will always be ad free if it bothers you. I'm tired of everyone being mad at me. I just want to pay my fucking rent and waste money on dumb shit.
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Bonus 19 - Better Late Than Funny
Something got fucked up and last weeks premium episode got deleted so we just recorded this one. Now the post isn't embedding as audio and im trying again. Getting v mad here.
2018-09-29 22:45:05 +0000 UTC View PostEp. 35 - Cum Town Fires Back
We go in hard on Compound Media for kicking us out of the Anthony Cumia studios. Adam will personally fight any of the Staten Island salami-mongoloids that pay their bills
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2018-09-29 22:43:51 +0000 UTC View PostBonus 18 - New Year New Me
I'm losing 500lbs by february and I'm gonna stop doing cocaine and my wife is going to come back. i can can feel it. This is _MY_ year. This is the year _I_ fuck
2018-09-29 22:42:59 +0000 UTC View PostEp. 34 - We Gotta Get Rid Of The TV
Chapo Genius and all around good boy Wide Dick Willy Menaker joins us as we watch She's All That and slowly come to the realization that the TV is going to destroy the podcast.
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Bonus 17 - Happy New Years
A big cum town happy new year to all our friends. I'm too hungover to even write one of those descriptions where I'm too hungover to write a description in a fun way.
2018-09-29 22:40:36 +0000 UTC View PostFunny Moms 3
Adam's live monthly show at C'mon Everybody in Brooklyn New York. Featuring Liza Treyger (v funny) Doug Smith (v funny) Alexis Guerreros (v funny) and Brandon Wardell (bombed and asked that his set be removed from the show)
2018-09-29 22:35:24 +0000 UTC View PostEp. 33 - Ugh. Wardell
I guess Brandon invited himself on the podcast again. I was too busy making smoothies to pay attention during this one. I'm sure he brought up some idiot vine star that a man his age (32) shouldn't be obsessing over, ironically or otherwise.
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Bonus 16 - Christmas Spectacular w/ Felix
Notorious misogynoirist brocialist cryptojew Felix Biederman sits in on this one. The War On Christmas just got its fucking valor stolen, folks.
2018-09-29 22:32:54 +0000 UTC View PostEp. 32 - Crisis Averted
We almost didn't have an episode this week after I forgot to upload the podcast because I got really into Sicario. That movie is tight. It reminds me of my own experiences, as a tier one operator. I was also in 9/11. Merry Christmas everyone.
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Bonus 15 - Huge Guest Announcement
Guys this is huge. Sam Hyde was in town and hit me up last minute to do the show. Obviously we swung into action and stav wasn't able to make an 11 am recording because he had to play video games, so we were unable to get Sam on the show!!! This is a regular episode with just the three of us! Apparently Stav doesn't realize this is a business! And you cant be complacent! I hope he s...
2018-09-29 22:30:50 +0000 UTC View PostEp. 31 - The Birthday Bitch
It's my birthday. Or it was my birthday. I'm old now, and I'm sick. And children have to respect me. And I'm allowed to be racist now because I'm old and I beat the Nazis.
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Bonus 14 - Bonus Bonus
An additional hour of talking. Not a particularly good episode. Again, I wouldn't normally upload this but Stav takes you all for granted. Please @ him and tell him he's a bad person. I'm the good host that cares.
2018-09-29 22:28:46 +0000 UTC View Post