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April 2025 Poll Image!

Edit: the original post was flagged so I changed it a bit in hopes of making it align with Patreon's guidelines.

It's a nice warm day and everyone is at the pool! All the girls are getting some sun on their cheeks...and some of them are getting sun on the OTHER set of cheeks! I like to think that Teagan was being thoughtful. Now, in the future when Kim and Hailey get wedgies they won't suffer the humiliation of having pasty white butt cheeks. That will surely help them look more cool, r...

The result of Eveline's good grades (bonus pic)

Eveline is a very smart girl, but she seems to forget that not everyone feels the same way about high marks on your schoolwork.

Here's a little bonus pic for the month. I don't plan on regularly doing something like this, but I completed this one and figured I could post it here a few days early before it goes up on Twitter/BlueSky =)

April 2025 Weekly Sketch 2

With goths, sometimes there's a nice contrast of color against all the black and grey. Sometimes that color comes in the form of a smoothie. And sometimes that smoothie gets poured down Kim's tighty whities by Mavis Dracula!

What I'm saying is...Make sure to pour a smoothie into a cute goth girl's underwear every now and again =)

April 2025 Weekly Sketch 1

Hailey hates getting her underwear pulled even though it happens pretty regularly, but it will be a cold day in hell before she is wedgied by a fellow goth! She won't take a wedgie from Stocking without a fight...Until things turn a little awkward...

April 2025 Poll Results and Weekly Sketches

It's been decided to spend part of Spring at the pool! Everyone is going to be there: the bullies, the dorks, the preps, the goths...and Teagan. It looks like Kim and Hailey are going to be getting a little extra sun on their butt cheeks now that they'll be hanging by their bikini bottoms on one of the pool's umbrellas! This will definitely be a great way to start the warmer months!

Also, this post is where you can comment your suggestions for the Weekly Sketches for this mont...

April 2025 Poll

It's April, so I think we can all safely say it's finally Spring! The sun, the warm weather, and the outdoor activities await! Of course the girls at Bartholomew High are no different than you or I, and they can't wait to get out and celebrate! What better way to celebrate than at the local pool?

Kim and Hailey are going to hang out with their peers at the pool, but they might end up doing a bit more hanging than expected. Teagan can't help but notice that those big pool-side umbrellas ...

March 2025 Weekly Sketch 3

Wrapping up March we have X-23 taking issue with poor Logan! I wonder why =P The gossip loving teen's capri pants were no match for X-23's claws...not surprising.

March 2025 Poll Image!

Things are not looking up for the goths...I mean, they're GOING up that's for sure, but...I don't think Kim is going to convince any onlookers that this makes her look cool. Judging by the lack of clothes I'd say the preps are already winning. Even worse, this is only Rebecca's opening speech and Kim is already getting hung up by her tighty whities. Wait a second, how exactly did Kim's underwear get hooked to the stage's pulley?

I think this debate was rigged from the start...and I'm no...

March2025 Weekly Sketch 2

Chloe and Max decide to have a little fun with Hailey! Shirt over the head and pants down, I don't think the spunky goth dork is going to be able to avoid this blackmail.

On a side note, I apologize for this being extremely late. I have to be honest and say that I haven't been the most focused recently. Hope to make it up to you somehow =)

March 2025 Weekly Sketch 1

Let's be real here, when it comes to cool tomboy vs. goth dork the tomboy is going to win. Gogo has made that abundantly clear by not only taking Kim's clothes, not only giving her an atomic wedgie, but also making the dorky goth lick the bottom of her shoe. Has Gogo discovered a new way to assert dominance over the dorks?

March 2025 Additional Input

After doing a bit of sketching I've found that the debate stage will already be a little crowded. This has limited the number of options I previously thought I'd be able to work with. Currently I have Scout on stage alongside Kim, begrudgingly showing support for her fellow goths.

The additional options for the monthly piece involve what will be happening to Kim. Our lovable goth dork is going to have her clothes taken from her, leaving her in only her tighty whities on stage. What cond...

March 2025 Poll Results and Weekly Sketches

It has been decided! Rebecca will absolutely dominate Kim in a public debate on the school's stage! The scene will be set with Rebecca and Kim both standing at their own podium in the school's auditorium. The mass of onlookers will get a good display of why one of these groups, preps or goths, is much cooler than the other!

Give me a day or two to finish a sketch and figure out where potential additions will go. Then I will make a second poll for you guys to decide...

March 2025 Poll

Guys, it's current year and we need to just accept that preps are way cooler than goths. Kim can't argue against it no matter how hard she tries. Hailey can't fight it. And Scout has to begrudgingly accept that those two dorks are part of the goth clique. Bartholomew High's cheer captain, Rebecca thinks it's about time that the goths were reminded of their place. She along with her squad, consisting of Brittney, Lauren, and Brooke, need to come up with a way to publicly humiliate a couple of ...

Bonus February 2025 Sketch

Here's a bonus image for the short month of February. It's Miss Pauling, as I feel she is quite friendly when she isn't disposing of dead bodies for the Administrator =)

If I end up finishing this piece it'll be posted publicly on my other socials (Twitter and BlueSky)

February 2025 Poll Image!

It's February and love is in the air. Know what else is in the air? Kim's booty and her tighty whities! Teagan is helping students at Bartholomew High celebrate the month of love by setting up Kim in a kissing booth. Not many students seemed too eager to step up and plant a kiss on the plump goth hiney, so Teagan started pulling students over! Poor Amanda had no choice but to celebrate alongside Hailey. Maybe next month will be better?

February 2025 Weekly Sketch 3

Who wouldn't like a nice picture with Aerith? Of course Kim has some sort of 'dork aura' that causes even the friendliest people to want to embarrass her. Aerith couldn't help but tease Kim, showing off her infamous waistband still peeking out of her cool goth pants!

As a side note, the poll image will be posted tomorrow =)

February 2025 Weekly Sketch 2

Mitsuri Kanroji seemed really nice and friendly. She also seemed like kind of a pushover, so Kim decided she wanted to try to look cool by dominating Mitsuri in an arm wrestling contest. First loss results in a wedgie, second loss is an atomic wedgie, third loss is a hanging wedgie...It seems Kim is already working on a losing streak...

February 2025 Weekly Sketch 1

Kim was given the opportunity to go on one of Caine's adventures! Unfortunately, instead of a candy land or haunted house...the adventure was to a wedgie themed world. What a coincidence! Luckily for Kim she's there with Ragatha. Not that this would stop the underwear pulling, but at least she'll have some friendly company as they both hang there for possibly hours and hours...and hours.

February 2025 additional input

After sketching a bit I've found that I have room for 2 butt kissers =) Teagan is going to get Eveline to help with the booth, so Teagan will be pushing one girl while Eveline pushes another to kiss Kim's butt.

This might be a controversial decision, but since Scout and Sydney were involved in the other choice, I'm going to leave them out of this poll. It feels a little repetitive to have them in multiple polls and I feel it gives those characters a bit of an unfair advantage.

If ...

February 2025 Poll Results and Weekly Sketches

It's been decided to celebrate the month of love rather than to try and taint it! Teagan is going to set up a lovely kissing booth in school. Hanging right in the center of the booth will be Kim's plump booty, waiting to receive some kisses! While the booth is open to anyone to come and lay a smooch on the dorky goth's cheeks, I doubt there will be many volunteers. As such, Teagan will be pulling students over to make them celebrate Valentines whether they want to or not...

Ther...