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January 2026 Poll

It's the start of a new year at Bartholomew High! The girls are still in senior year and as rowdy as ever. There's rumors of a new tradition starting up. If you're familiar with 'the ball drop' that is celebrated on New Years, then this may look familiar: the dork hoist. There's only one 'first flagpole wedgie of the year' and we need to decide who will get it. The obvious choice is Kim or Hailey, but unlucky for the other students, Kim and Hailey's moms have...

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December Weekly Sketch 3

Sometimes a dork gets lucky and finds someone who actually enjoys being bullied. With how many Scotsman's Daughters there are, one of them is bound to be a little kinky, right? Large, submissive tomboys exist, right guys?

On a side note, this turned out cuter than I expected lol

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December 2025 Poll Image!

The snow has fallen and the tighty whities have risen. If you listen closely you can hear the whimpering and shuffling of a goth dork coming down the halls. Teagan is enjoying her ride and the onlookers are also having a good laugh. The silver lining is that it seems Eveline was able to use Kim as an escape from a couple of other bullies. Not before losing one final pair of underwear for the year...

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December Weekly Sketch 2

Sometimes having more power doesn't make you immune to defeat. Sometimes it's more about the fighting spirit. Unfortunately for the Angel Devil, being kind to humans isn't always the way to go.

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December 2025 Weekly Sketch 1

Most maids clean and organize the house for you. Unfortunately for Lebanne, she found out that maid also have to offer up their own underwear for pulling when requested. I highly, highly doubt Kim could ever beat Lebanne in a battle, with or without Pokemon, but it's possible she saved up some cash to purchase a maid service for a day or so =)

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December 2025 Poll Results and Weekly Sketches

It's the holidays and everyone should be able to join in on the cheer! As such, Teagan has decided to yank Kimberly's tighty whities up and over her head before parading her around the hallways of Bartholomew High for the rest of the students to see. Perhaps we can cut the goth loser some slack, it is Christmas after all. Maybe for this month's sketches Kim can have a chance to look cool...

Comment below to suggest characters for this month's Weekly Sketches! Feel free to add other inpu...

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December 2025 Poll

It's time once again to celebrate Christmas at Bartholomew High! Snow is in the air and frost is on the ground, and Kim is as dorky as ever. It may or may not surprise you, but Teagan is sort of a gift giver herself. That is, if you count wedgies and swirlies as gifts. This year, Teagan is going to get into the holiday spirit and dress up as Santa while she goes around and spreads some seasonal cheer.

A possible idea is to do another public display of dorkiness by using Kim as a reindee...

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November 2025 Poll Image!

Gym uniform? Stolen. Tighty whities? Crammed. Dignity? Hanging on by a thread.

The other girls seem to be enjoying the view of Kim tied up in the hallway. I'm sure that a teacher will come and free the poor goth within a few minutes. Unfortunately for Kim, pictures are proof. Then again, I think she seriously overestimates how many people didn't think she was a dork before this...

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November 2025 Weekly Sketch 3

When you hear that you're getting a substitute teacher for class today you assume they'll be a pushover...turns out Miss Butterbean is more than happy to bully the seniors =)

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November 2025 Weekly Sketch 2

After some years of teaching lower grade levels, Ms. Frizzle decided to take on the challenge of teaching teenagers. Being the eccentric lady that she is, The Frizz wanted to teach something not taught in the books, but in the hallways.

Who knows, maybe Ms. Frizzle will make being a dork look cool? She seems to be having fun, at least =)

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November 2025 Weekly Sketch 1

Sometimes you do so bad at Pokemon that the only thing the professor can do is pull your underwear. Professor Juniper seems to have decided that Kimberly's punishment for being a goth loser is a wedgie: dork/elastic type.

Gotta stretch'em all

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November 2025 Poll Results and Weekly Sketches

Teagan has decided that the humiliation of Kim can't be contained to gym class. Kim's fat ass is going to be put on display for the whole school. Teagan will strike while Kim is changing into her gym clothes. After the tighty whities go up, Teagan will pull Kim out of the locker room and into the hallway. The cherry on top of this embarrassing event will be the fact that Kim is going to be tied up to a wall of lockers with no way to escape!

Like usual, comment below to suggest character...

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November 2025 Poll

Halloween is over and the spirits are pleased, so now it's time to return to school. One of Kim's first classes is gym class, which means having to change into her gym clothes in the locker room. Everyone in there will get to see her tighty whities once she pulls down her tripp pants, making her an easy target. The good news for Kim is that she doesn't share gym class with Teagan, the bad news is that this bit of information would never stop Teagan from waltzing into Kim's gym class for some ...

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October 2025 Weekly Sketch 4

When messing with science you have to be careful, you never know when you'll discover something...abnormal. For Elizabeth, she got to discover the sensation of being a dork in high school =)

A bully gives, a dork receives. Did a bully create this plasmid? Or a dork...

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October 2025 Poll Image!

The night grows long as several figures make their way to the pumpkin patch. It isn't long before two are hung up while a witchy ritual begins. The sound of tender skin being smacked rings out across the dark woods surrounding Ashwood...

Unfortunately for Eveline, the pink belly has only just begun. She's got a long night ahead of her! As for Kim...Well, her services aren't needed. She can leave whenever her tighty whities rip. Who knows how long that will take?

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October 2025 Weekly Sketch 3

Nerds come in all shapes, sizes, and locations. Climbing to the top of the post was basically like getting the highest grade in the class, which makes Mulan a nerd. With one weight representing dorky hobbies and the other weight representing awkwardness, Mulan has proven that she is a nerd worthy of the highest hanging wedgie!

Also, this sketch should have been done last week, but I'm a bit behind schedule. Apologies for that!

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One last input: Rep Hazard

One last thing I'm interested in getting some input on before uploading more comics is the actual title of the series. Up until now it's been Rep Hazard, but I've been thinking of changing it recently.

Once I started doing more world building and writing things out I found that I wasn't 100% satisfied with the Rep Hazard title. It's fine overall, but for me it didn't really flow as well as I wanted it to and possibly wasn't going to fit with the mood/themes/attitude I ...

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October 2025 Weekly Sketch 2

What is a swirly if not filtering toilet water through a dork's hair? Granted the toilet water is clean and doesn't need filtering...And the dork's face also gets shoved into the water...Oh well. I don't think Jessie Rasberry minds much. Hailey on the other hand...

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Looking for input: Names

While I haven't been posting a bunch of Rep Hazard related stuff recently, I have been doing some creation behind the scenes. I've been figuring out the layout of the town as well as the names + designs of various locations. I've also been reworking some of the girls, writing small bios and tweaking some of their outfits, along with giving each of them a name. Kim's appearance has changed for the dozenth time (I think this will be the last one for a long while) as well as Eveline's and Amber'...

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October 2025 Weekly Sketch 1

I can't say I really know anything about Scott Pilgrim or Knives Chau. By extension, Hailey doesn't know much about Knives either. But that shouldn't stop the feisty goth from dishing out a wicked wedgie, should it?

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Chosen font

After some deliberating I ended up choosing a font. I tried out about a dozen more fonts from dafont, but they all had little issues that made me hesitant to move forward with them. Some were too thick, some were too stylized, some had weird letters, and some were unclear on licensing. I went back to the Blambot fonts and experimented with the horizontal + vertical percentages, and that got some interesting results.

I ended up choosing Plot Holes and shrinking the percentages a bit to m...

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Looking for Input: Font 2

Here's the second round of fonts. I removed some of the fonts I felt didn't work and tweaked the ones that did. This piece was a little rushed, but it's close enough to how my work usually looks to get a decent visual for how well the fonts pair with it.

Some personal takes on the fonts: I was a little surprised so many people liked Back Issues. If I was going by popular vote then that one would definitely win. However, I feel like when placed next to my work it's a little too bold. I h...

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Looking for input: Font

I've recently been looking into trying different dialogue fonts for Rep Hazard. I've been using stock fonts from Clip Studio, but wanted to put more effort into the style chosen for the comic. These are a bunch of free fonts that I got mostly from Blambot. After messing with the spacing some I think they look decent. Some of these I like more than others, but I wanted to get some actual input on if they look good/are legible. It's a little bit crammed, but I think you can get a sense of each ...

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October 2025 Poll Results and Weekly Sketches

After a bit of a hunt, Scout and Sydney trapped Evelyn and brought her out to the pumpkin patch for sacrifice. The poor nerd is in for an all-nighter of belly slapping to appease the spirits. She should feel honored! Also, Kim is just hanging out in the background by her tighty whities. I'm sure someone will come get her down eventually...

Like usual, comment below to suggest characters for this month's Weekly Sketches! Feel free to add other input like if they're alone or with another ...

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October 2025 Poll

It's that time of year again. The darkness grows and the cool air consumes the town of Ashwood. In particular, the Ashwood coven of the Witching Kris is looking forward to this time where the earth is infused with the spirits of darkened realms. Scout and Sydney are looking to appease the spirits with a sacrifice. Scout is determined to find a suitable peer to take to the neighboring pumpkin patch, strap them onto a scarecrow post, and deliver a pink ...

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September 2025 Weekly Sketch 3

Poor Ashley, if she isn't being kidnapped by a death cult then she's being bullied with her own underwear. She isn't particularly known for her fighting abilities so I don't think she'll be getting away from Hailey anytime soon...

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September 2025 Poll Image!

After finding the two preps that had been gossiping about them, Sam and Amanda dished out a couple of revenge wedgies. To top it off, the duo were then shoved into a couple of trashcans (and Logan's wedgie got a little messy in the process!).

Even after all that I'm not sure Savannah and Logan fully understand why it happened. Oh well, they may not be the smartest girls in school, but at least they're pretty!

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September 2025 Weekly Sketch 2

Just like we learned last month, just because you're nerdy over something cool doesn't mean you aren't a nerd. Gunsmith Bitch may have a pretty cool hobby, but at the end of the day she is still a nerd, a dork, a dweeb, and she needs a good wedgie on the regular as a result!

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September 2025 Weekly Sketch 1

It looks like Sam Sparks didn't know that she wouldn't just be reporting on the weather in town. The poor weather dork has been reassigned to delivering the latest bully news, all the swirlies, all the wedgies, and all the pants stealing happening around town. I wonder if she knows about the flagpole wedgie happening on Friday...I'm sure she does, seeing as she'll be the one getting it!

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September 2025 Poll Results and Weekly Sketches

It would seem the choice is clear, the rumors and gossip need to be stopped at the source! Sam and Amanda have learned that Savannah and Logan are the ones that can't keep their mouths shut. The plan is simple, give the two preps such a big wedgie that they clench their jaws shut and stop talking. Then seal the deal by stuffing their butts into a couple of trashcans so that the school has something new to gossip about!

Like usual, comment below to suggest characters for this month's Wee...

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