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Dial M for Musk ft. Paris Marx

Paris Marx of Tech Won't Save Us joins the gang to delve into the past of Elon Musk to explain his present day fascinations and oddities. We all know about the Emerald Mine, but how many of us know about the staircase kicking, or the baffling chiropractic grandfather?

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Trashfuture Live - The Nadine Dorries Book (RIP Riley's Tummy)

Alice, Milo, Nate and Hussein are once again LIVE at Between The Bridges, sadly without Riley because Nadine Dorries' book destroyed his gastrointestinal system. However, undeterred, Alice read the book and her stomach was made of stronger stuff. Milo was also able to simulate Riley using Chat GPT so it's almost like he's there...

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Britainology 74: Danny Dyer's Deadliest Men

Milo and Nate are back to round out Dave Courtney In Memoriam Month with a bang as they watch Danny Dyer's deadliest men and learn all about SAS Gaz Baz no-surrender hardmen and a scouser known as 'The Taxman'...

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Waltz with The Sims

An social media marketing turned AI company was contracted by the UN to "solve the Israel/Palestine" conflict and it's as horrifically vapid as it sounds. Also, we check in on the Sad Sadiq's quest to keep The Sphere out of London (successful; we will be filing an appeal), and read a little piece by Julie Burchill on her slow metamorphosis into Britain's Andy Rooney.

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Chipping Norton's Hardest Geezer

The gang talks about a startup designed to replace teachers with AI enabled iPads, the AI company that's concerned with building god experiencing a religious schism, and then congratulate Evil Steven Root on his historic Argentine election win. Then, we look into the comfortable world of Chipping Norton and the new Foreign Secretary's leisure time.

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Left on Read: William Morris

Riley and Alice read an edited volume (by two time TF guest Owen Hatherley) about Victorian socialist thinker and designer, William Morris. A man with the gift of prophecy who was tragicomically obsessed with making England medieval again.

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Big Tesco Back Tattoo ft. Tom O'Mahony

Tom joins Riley, Alice, and Hussein to talk about how not even the tattooing industry is safe from the whims of AI-enabled tech disrupters, with hilarious (but troubling) results. But first, we talk about the ongoing quest in the UK political-media ecosystem to performatively misunderstand what a "ceasefire" is, and then we review a whole new slate of Neom developments and ask: what will be erected in the desert when all this is said and done?

Tom's (recently award winning) podcast abou...

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Britainology 73: Britain's All-Time Hardest Bastards

It's Dave Courtney in memoriam month on Britainology for November and as a result we have got two episodes for you, honouring the man himself by delving into the concept of the hard geezer. In this first of two episodes, Milo offers Nate a selection of Britain's all time hardest bastards for his delectation. Later in the month the boys will be consuming Danny Dyer's Deadliest Men.

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Swine Wars: Return of the Porcine

Cameron's back, he's done bothering hogs, and ready to lead the United Kingdom into foreign policy greatness, probably by getting us involved in more pyramid schemes.  Also, we look at the coked up home counties uncles who all poured into London to stop Hamas from transgendering the cenotaph, and why Britain's institutionalised governing caste is either unable or unwilling to see them for what they are.

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Trashfuture Live in London 28-11-23

Join us live in the nation's capital for a festive special reviewing Nadine Dorries' book...

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Trashfuture Live in London 28-11-23 - Discount for $10 Patrons

We're back and we're reading the Nadine Dorries book in the spirit of the festive season.

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Christmas Has Fallen ft. Josh Boerman

Josh Boerman from the Worst of All Possible Worlds joins the gang in studio to discuss the ongoing weird-ification of the Anglo American right, seen through the lens of a number of state-level elections in the US and the doubling down on anti-Palestinian solidarity in the UK. Additionally, we discuss a strange superyacht based charity and finish on a sternly worded letter to the National Department Store on its insufficiently bouyant Christmas advert.

The Worst of All Possible Worlds c...

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My Dinner with Elon

Rishi Sunak gives a masterclass in real, genuine laughter while essentially having a post-politics job interview with Elon Musk for a crowd of AI longtermists... also, we discuss the sudden groundswell of "you can't protest for peace on ARMISTICE day!" that has swept Britain's commentariat and political classes.


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Twelve Angry Apes Feat. Zeke Faux

The gang are joined by Zeke Faux (@zekefaux) to talk about his book "Number Go Up" and the Sam Bankman-Fried trial...

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Joe Biden Doesn’t Know Where He Is Right Now

Riley is away, so Alice, Milo, and Hussein run the asylum by themselves. They gave themselves all depression, found out why we’re all going to get turned into paper clips, and explored the mind palace of one Joseph R Biden in a special American reading.

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Growing Pains ft. Emiliano Mellino

The gang discusses getting swole in a whole new, AI enabled way, Rachel Reeves' Wikipedia jaunts, and then TBIJ's Emiliano Mellino returns for the second half to discuss his ongoing investigation into abuse of the Temporary Agricultural Worker visa by farms and employment agencies.

Emiliano's latest: https://www.the...

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Britainology 72: Brexit Feat. Corner Spati

Nick Babakitis and Ciaran Dold from Corner Spati join Milo and Nate to get to the bottom of Britain's acrimonious divorce from the European Union and recall all of our favourite characters, from Uschi to Godfrey...

Milo is on tour for stand-up in November - Bristol, Birmingham, Oxford and London:
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Marc Andreesen's Meaning of Life

Dr. Robotnik has written a manifesto, and before you ask, yes - it cites Marinetti. We also look into the ongoing mass Labour Party revolt against Starmer and the front bench's support for Israel's attack on Gaza, which if you recall, Starmer backed full-throatedly to impress Nick Ferrari for two minutes.

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Prime Suspect ft. Oobah Butler

Our pal Oobah is back to talk about his new documentary on C4, "The Great Amazon Heist." Basically it consists of several elaborate ruses foisted on Amazon, exposing cracks in their edifice, and also the Coventry Amazon Black Site.

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Left on Read: The Order of the Day

Alice and Riley read The Order of the Day, winner of the 2019 Prix Goncourt... because we love short novels in translation! It's an angry piece all about the dark joke at the heart of Europe's ruling classes on the eve of Anschluss.

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Britain's Most Controversial Pool and Spa Complex

At a country's darkest hour, a hero will emerge. Then he will die immediately of the novel coronavirus after going on holiday. Then his feckless idiot children will build a "controversial spa" in his name. It's the denouement of the Captain Tom saga. Also, we look into the domestic/UK dimension of Israel's attack on Gaza, and think about how the state and press will gleefully make one another even more dangerously deranged.

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Britainology 71: Brass Eye

Milo and Nate do a deep dive into the classic British satire series Brass Eye by Chris Morris, and specifically the episode that got it cancelled - “Paedogeddon”

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Khan Starmer ft. Danny Dorling

We met with esteemed social and economic geographer Danny Dorling to talk about the forces causing Britain to be a failed state, and the inadequate response to those forces presented in the Labour party conference.  More importantly, how phoney Khan Starmer will not form a new golden horde and take Uzbekistan and therefore the world.

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Fences ft. Seamus Malekafzali

We spoke with journalist and friend of the show Seamus Malekafzali about the events unfolding in Gaza, specifically concerned with the question of how things became so bad and the hubris of those made the situation worse while simultaneously losing control over it. Toward the end of the episode and after a jarring change in tone, we review some new editions to Neom and investigate Rachel Reeves' frankly odd manner.

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High Speed 2: Cruise Control ft. Gareth Dennis

Gareth Dennis from Rail Natter returns to the fold to discuss the debacle around the cancellation, uncancellation, rerouting, and re-rerouting of Britain's much maligned High Speed Two line. We posit that the purpose of the line itself is to generate consultation papers, and everyone would rather have just not put a spade in the ground.


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Everything Tony Blair All At Once

The Tony Blair Institute for Global Regime Change has released their detailed plan of what an ID card for Britain would look like, how it would be implemented, and why... and it involves MI5, the DWP, and DEFRA getting access to your resting heart rate. Riley, Hussein, Alice, and Milo explore this as well as the totally unforeseen meltdown of GB News and the first days of the most internet poisoned Tory conference ever.

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Left on Read: A Swim in A Pond in the Rain

Riley and Alice are back with this month's premium Left on Read! This time, we looked at a book by George Saunders about the craft of literature as Riley wrestles with his own inability to connect with fiction.

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All Aboard the Neo-Marcuse Express

A company that claims to be able to read your mind for your boss? An article speculating as to which member of the Frankfurt School inspired HS2? News about Jan Marsalek? Riley, Hussein, and Milo explore them all!

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Balthasar Speedboat: Vernon Kay Edition

Phoebe Roy and Luke Chilton join Riley and Milo to discuss, among other things, the "Personal Life" section of Vernon Kay's wikipedia page.


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