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Solo Pirating - Chapter 98

Chapter 98

16th of May, 1522
Shadowmire Isle

Reiju stood at the bow of the Germa ship, her eyes fixed on the foreboding silhouette of Shadowmire Isle, the new residence of her husband. The island loomed closer, bathed in an eternal twilight that added to its eerie beauty. The advanced vessel, a testament to the Vinsmoke family’s technological prowess, sliced effortlessly through the dark waters.

As they neared the shore, Reiju’s thoughts drifted to Moria. Since their m...

Curse These Old Bones - Chapter 27

Hi ! Someone on Patreon flagged chapter 27 as not respecting the conditions of Patreon and it was taken down, so here is a repost. Chapter 28 is coming out soon !

Chapter 27

Gatō jolted awake, his senses snapping to life in a way that only pure fear could summon. His eyes fluttered open, heavy and disoriented, the remnants of sleep clinging stubbornly to his mind. He blinked, once, twice, but the haze didn’t clear. Something was wrong.

His room—the ro...

Ideas for a Serious Harry Potter SI - Patreon Exclusive

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A lot of people have been asking me for a non crack, serious Harry Potter fan fiction in the style of Curse these old bones. I want to play around a bit with different options, and I’m currently thinking about different scenarios. So please vote up to 3 persons only for which Self Insert you would want.

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Celia Andersen was a vision of erotic desperation, sprawled and securely tied, her body arched in a blend of discomfort and arousal. The ropes had bound her artfully, accentuating each curve of her body, her flesh flushed and glistening with a fine sheen of perspiration under the flickering torchlight. Her chest heaved with each labored breath, the swell of her ample breasts highlighted by the tightness of the ropes that lifted and pressed them in a lasciviously appealing display.

E...

Curse These Old Bones - Chapter 27

Gatō jolted awake, his senses snapping to life in a way that only pure fear could summon. His eyes fluttered open, heavy and disoriented, the remnants of sleep clinging stubbornly to his mind. He blinked, once, twice, but the haze didn’t clear. Something was wrong.

His room—the room in his private manor—looked familiar, but only just. The walls were the same, the faint smell of sandalwood and liquor still lingered, but the bed was missing beneath him.

He wasn’t...

The Grand Azathoth Hotel - Chapter 18

Chapter 18

James whistled softly as he walked away, leaving Robin to settle into her new role. He felt satisfied, pleased that the Hotel had chosen well. She had looked so lonely when she arrived—he could see it in the way she held herself, always braced, always prepared to run. Maybe this job, which required her to see people, talk, interact, would do her some good. Maybe it would even make her happy.

And, if he were being honest, he was quite proud of how well...

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Celia Andersen paused outside Dumbledore’s office, shifting the unruly stack of letters in her arms as they threatened to topple. Her white blouse stretched taut across her chest, each button straining valiantly against the fullness of her ample breasts. The faint outline of her nipples was visible beneath the slightly sheer fabric, teasingly unrestrained and ...

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The Grand Azathoth Hotel - Chapter 17

Chapter 17

James beamed at Robin, radiating satisfaction, as if he had just adopted a stray cat and decided it was now part of his life.

“So… I’ve finished the tour. What did I forget?” He tapped his chin, eyes flicking toward the café as if mentally checking an invisible list. Then, with an exaggerated snap of his fingers, he brightened. “Oh, right! The guests!”

He gestured toward the old man seated by the window. “That’s Ol' Khaos.”

I'm Albus Fucking Dumbledore - Chapter 47

Chapter 47

7th of September 1991

?, England

The Head Unspeakable’s stride was brisk, his umbrella tapping the floor with a precise rhythm that echoed faintly through the corridor. His sharp features betrayed little emotion beyond focus, his eyes glinting behind thin, wire-framed glasses. The tailored lines of his dark suit hugged a frame that was built more for command than combat—broad shoulders, a strong chest, but a thickness at the waist that spoke to indulgence or ...

Solo Pirating - Chapter 96

Chapter 96

12th of may, 1522
Kuraigana Island

The fog-drenched silhouette of Kuraigana Island rose ahead, an ominous shadow against the gray expanse of the Grand Line. Thriller Bark's formidable hull carved through the restless waves, its dark bulk a fitting companion to the island's cursed visage. Absalom, a grotesque figure with sinewy muscles and wild hair, stood on the deck, his beastly eyes glinting with satisfaction. This island, once the proud Shikkearu Kingdom, now lay i...

The Grand Azathoth Hotel - Chapter 16

Chapter 16

Robin nodded, still dazed, her mind trying—and failing—to process what had just happened.

She should have been panicking. Every instinct, every lesson burned into her since childhood, screamed that she should be running, hiding, clawing her way back to safety. But she wasn’t. Or rather, some part of her was—some small, frantic module in the back of her mind was still reeling in horror, still whispering that she had just glimpsed something beyond...

Cruse These Old Bones - Chapter 26

Chapter 26

Sasuke sprinted through the forest, his breath even despite the hours he had spent running, hiding, and strategizing. The air was thick with the earthy scent of moss and damp leaves, and the canopy above allowed only fractured beams of sunlight to pierce through. He moved with purpose, weaving through the undergrowth as though he had been born in it, though every muscle in his body screamed for rest.

The medal in his pocket weighed heavier than it shoul...

The Grand Azathoth Hotel - Chapter 15

Chapter 15

Nico Robin sat curled in the corner of the abandoned house, her arms wrapped tightly around herself, trying to ignore the ache in her muscles and the deep, pulsing pain in her arm. The house smelled of rot, the air thick with dampness, the walls sagging inward with neglect. It was just another shelter, another forgotten place where no one would look for her, where she could close her eyes for a few hours without fear of being dragged away in chains. The wind ...

The Grand Azathoth Hotel - Chapter 14

Chapter 14

NB : Gore — pass this scene if you don't like Gore.

Dohnaseek did not like uncertainty. He had fought under Kokabiel’s banner long enough to know his place in the grand design. The war against Heaven had never ended, not truly. Even as centuries passed, even as the Fallen scattered like ashes across the world, their purpose remained. That purpose had nothing to do with Raynare, a two-winged weakling, no stronger than he was, with more ...

Grand Azathoth Hotel Choose your Maid

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Which character from non-One Piece fiction is your favorite ? Choose a Maid (or a guest, or another function depending on the plot and who it is). I'm still not sure of which characters I may add to the Hotel in the Grand Azathoth Hotel fic.
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Curse These Old Bones - Chapter 26

Chapter 26

Sasuke sprinted through the forest, his breath even despite the hours he had spent running, hiding, and strategizing. The air was thick with the earthy scent of moss and damp leaves, and the canopy above allowed only fractured beams of sunlight to pierce through. He moved with purpose, weaving through the undergrowth as though he had been born in it, though every muscle in his body screamed for rest.

The medal in his pocket weighed heavier than it shoul...

The Grand Azathoth Hotel - Chapter 13

Chapter 13

“Where are the Horcruxes?”

The woman stilled, then let out a quiet chuckle, her dark eyes gleaming with something unreadable. “Ah,” she murmured, almost to herself, “James really does find the interesting ones.”

She tilted her head, studying him, as if seeing beyond flesh, beyond bone, past every lie he had ever told himself. Then, with a slow, easy breath, she exhaled a plume of smoke—dark and writhing, shifting into shapes that alm...

The Grand Azathoth Hotel - Chapter 12

Chapter 12

That night, Harry dreamed. But this was not a normal dream, not even the sort of vision-like connection he had sometimes shared with Voldemort. This dream was…strange. He was in King’s Cross Station—except it wasn’t. It was too luminous. The vast, arched ceiling stretched out endlessly above him, flickering between shapes, as if the space itself couldn’t quite decide what it was supposed to be. The walls curved where they shouldn’t, and the floor ...

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The Grand Azathoth Hotel - Chapter 11

Chapter 11

They stepped inside.

The air was warm, carrying the scent of old books, polished wood, and faintly spiced coffee. A small fire crackled in the hearth, casting flickering light across a cozy but unremarkable hotel lobby. There were no chandeliers, no grandeur—just worn leather couches, a mahogany counter lined with numbered key boxes, and an atmosphere that felt almost too normal considering the circumstances.

An elderly man sat on one of the cou...

The Grand Azathoth Hotel - Chapter 10

Chapter 10

Ddraig turned.

The woman standing before him was deceptively simple in appearance, yet there was something unnervingly deliberate about every detail. She was dressed in black—nothing extravagant, just a tank top that clung to her slender frame and a pair of well-worn jeans tucked into combat boots. A silver ankh hung from her neck, resting against her collarbone, catching the dim light with an almost playful shimmer. Her hair was dark, slightly messy,...

I'm Albus Fucking Dumbledore - Chapter 46

Chapter 46

6th of September 1991

Malfoy Manor

Lucius Malfoy Apparated just outside the gates of Malfoy Manor with a crack that resonated through the stillness of the night. The air itself seemed to tighten around him, charged with the magic of centuries-old wards. He could have Apparated directly inside the Manor if he’d wanted—but doing so would trigger the ultimate security measure: a complete lockdown of the estate. That safeguard was meant for emergencies, when retre...

The Grand Azathoth Hotel - Chapter 9

Chapter 9

The moment Leto stepped through the threshold, she felt small.

It was an alien sensation, one she had not known for millennia—not since she had been a child, cradled in the immense arms of her grandfather. But even that memory, distant as it was, paled in comparison to what she felt now. This was not the smallness of being young. It was the smallness of being noticed. Of stepping into a space that was not merely larger than her, but greater—an expans...

The Grand Azathoth Hotel - Chapter 8

Chapter 8

The effect was instant as Raynard drank the cup. A shudder ran through her body—not of fear, but of something deeper, more primal. Her pupils dilated, her breath caught, and for a moment, every muscle in her body tensed. A heat spread from within her, curling outward, sinking into every fiber of her being.

And then, her clothes dissolved.

Not in rags or ashes, but in something more ethereal, more unreal. The fabric unraveled, turned into wisp...

The Grand Azathoth Hotel - Chapter 7

Chapter 7

Ddraig had long since stopped expecting greatness from his wielders. His glory days were dead and buried, along with the last warrior worthy of his fire. Instead of kings, conquerors, or even halfway competent fighters, he was now shackled to this sack of human disappointment.

He had endured imbeciles before, but this one? This one was special. This one was so spectacularly, cosmically pathetic that Ddraig could hardly believe God Himself had signed ...

The Grand Azathoth Hotel - Chapter 6

Chapter 6

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Raynare barely kept herself from sneering as the idiot—no, the insect—gripped her hand with his sweaty, trembling fingers and practically skipped toward the café, buzzing with the sheer, pathetic excitement of a man who thought he had won. He looked like a puppy that had just been told he was a good boy, his entire body vibrating with desperate joy.

And all because of her.

She let him believe it, of course. She let him think ...

The Grand Azathoth Hotel - Chapters 1 to 5

Chapter 1

The man—no, th

Curse These Old Bones - Chapter 25

Chapter 25

The massive war hound beside Tsume let out a bark that sounded more like a cannon blast. The sheer force of it made Shikamaru flinch.

And then it happened. Out of nowhere, a green blur shot from the treetops, landing in front of them with enough force to send a gust of wind rippling through the students’ ranks.

“DYNAMIC ENTRY!” boomed a voice as bright as the sun itself.

Shikamaru felt his soul leave his body. Why couldn’t I have been born into a nic...