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Solo Pirating - Chapter 95

Chapter 95

9th of May 1522,

Fishman Island

Moria emerged from the grand castle, the sound of distant waves providing a soothing backdrop to the stillness of the moment. He paused at the entrance, a satisfied smile spreading across his lips as he watched his flag being hoisted beside the Kingdom of Fish-Man Island's banner. His crew's Jolly Roger—a white skull with two purple wings and a white flame on each side—fluttered proudly in the gentle underwater currents. It sym...

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Random Snippet - The Grand Azathoth Hostel 2 - DxD & PJO

The Grand Azathoth Hostel 2


A Highschool DxD x PJO x Multicross


The man looked... mundane.

Which was very strange for someone who clearly wasn't. Monsters, gods—they all had a tendency to be dramatic about their appearances. They either looked painfully beautiful, grotesquely monstrous, or something too polished, too ethereal, too deliberate to pass as regular folk. But this guy? Brown hair, slightly messy. A simpl...

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Random Snippet - The Grand Azathoth Hostel 1 - DxD & PJO

The Grand Azathoth Hostel


A Highschool DxD x PJO x Multicross


The man—no, thething—before me was impeccably dressed, as always. A suit that defied color, shifting subtly with the light, tailored so perfectly it might have been woven directly onto his form. His face was handsome in the way statues were: too smooth, too symmetrical, a flawless mockery of human beauty stretched just past the edge of believability....

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I'm thinking about starting another fic. What are your favorite fandoms ? Select 3

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Snippet - Braids

Random Snippet

Braids
A Naruto Fanfiction

Random Snippet - Tell me what you think of it, and if you would like for it to continue.

“Not only are you a traitor,” Ibiki’s voice rasped through the bloodied haze of pain, “but you betrayed the master for whom you betrayed Konoha. You’re pathetic. A worm, Mizuki. Even your betrayal was weak.”

Mizuki couldn’t move. His body was a ruin, a grotesque puzzle of split skin and exposed n...

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I'm Albus Fucking Dumbledore - Chapter 45

Chapter 45

6th of September 1991

Hogwarts

Albus Dumbledore materialized in a flash of fire and smoke in Celia Andersen's office, the familiar scent of burning wood briefly filling the air. The burst of flame faded as quickly as it had come, leaving behind nothing but the faint warmth of his arrival. Celia, sitting behind her floating, transparent glass desk, didn’t even flinch. Her focus remained on the parchment in front of her, her expression cool and composed as ever. View Post

Curses These Old Bones - Chapter 24

Chapter 24

The bar—his bar—was Taro’s escape hatch, a world comfortably detached from the orderly madness of the Sarutobi compound. He swirled the amber liquid in his glass, the warm hum of murmured conversations blending with the faint crackle of the bar’s fireplace. The compound, though? That had become something else entirely.

Hiroto, the ever-stoic eldest, had reclaimed the main house, dragging his militant energy back with him and turning the place into a museum of ru...

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Solo Pirating - Chapter 94

Chapter 94

8th of May 1522

Thriller Bark

Nojiko stood alone in the chamber of Nami's tower, a place steeped in dark enchantments and grotesque beauty. The room was a labyrinth of twisting shadows, cast by flickering candles ensconced in skeletal candelabras. Strange, arcane symbols were etched into the walls, pulsing faintly with an unnatural light, while the air was thick with the scent of old, rotting parchment and herbs left to dry in twisted bundles.

In the center...

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Chapter 20 - Curse These Old Bones

Chapter 20 of Curse These Old Bones

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I'm Albus Fucking Dumbledore - Chapter 44

Chapter 44

Without missing a beat, Dumbledore leaned back and, in one fluid motion, swung his legs up onto the table, crossing them at the ankles. The movement caused his robes to hitch slightly, revealing something that made Filius do a double-take. Beneath the sober, elegant robes of the most powerful wizard alive was an eye-popping pair of bright orange underwear, festooned with animated hippogriffs that galloped across the fabric with reckless abandon. Filius...

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Curse These Old Bones - Chapter 23

Chapter 23

Hiruzen's blood clone sat behind his desk, the weight of the reports before him a far greater foe than any shinobi he had faced in his long life. The stack of papers loomed precariously, each page representing hours of painstaking work by some of Konoha’s brightest minds. A cup of tea, untouched and lukewarm, sat on the desk beside him, the faint scent of jasmine doing little to ease his mood.

The door opened with a quiet creak, and his secretary stepped in. Aiko, wit...

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Solo Pirating - Chapter 93

Chapter 93

7th of May, 1522

Whole Cake Island

“More cake!” bellowed Big Mom, her voice booming through the grand hall of Whole Cake Island. The room was a flurry of activity, her countless children and henchmen scurrying to meet her insatiable demands. The air was thick with the sweet scent of confections and the underlying tension that always accompanied her unpredictable moods.

Tamago strode confidently toward the throne, the rhythmic click of his cane against t...

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I'm Albus Fucking Dumbledore - Chapter 43

Chapter 43

6th of September 1991

Hogwarts

Filius Flitwick shuffled along the path with the others, his tiny feet making soft, quick steps as he tried to keep pace with Andromeda Black. She moved ahead with a confident sway, the moonlight casting a pale glow over her raven hair, still not streaked with the wisdom of years. She was no longer the eager student who had hung on his every word, but a woman who carrie...

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Curse These Old Bones - Chapter 22

Chapter 22

Sasuke calmly adjusted his stance, his movements precise under the silent direction of the Hokage’s clone. His breathing was steady, controlled, though his thoughts churned beneath the surface.

“Better,” the Hokage’s clone said simply, nodding at him before turning to leave.

“Lord Hokage,” Sasuke called out, his voice measured but tentative.

The Hokage’s clone paused, turning back to face him. The expression—or lack thereof—on the clone’s...

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Curse These Old Bones - SFW Non Canon Extra 3

Just for fun. 

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Choji was hungry.

This was expected. It was as natural as the sunrise, as inevitable as Kiba losing an argument to Shino, as certain as Naruto yelling about ramen at least once a day.

And yet, he was not eating.

This was wrong. Unnatural. A disturbance in the great cosmic balance. Somewhere, an Akimichi ancestor shuddered in the afterlife.

His mother, standing across from him, radiated the growing concern of a woman w...

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Curse These Old Bones - Chapter 19

Chapter 19 of Curse These Old Bones.

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Curse These Old Bones - Chapter 18

Chapter 18 for Curse These Old Bones. Freely available for Chunins and Jonins.

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Solo Pirating - Chapter 92

Chapter 92

6th of May 1522

Alabasta

NSFW

The room was bathed in a soft, amber glow, the warm light emanating from intricately designed lanterns that cast flickering shadows on the luxurious silk tapestries adorning the walls. Moria reclined on a sumptuous sofa, his towering frame at ease amidst the lavish surroundings. His ghostly pale skin and grotesque stitching contrasted starkly with the rich hues and ornate decorations, creating an atmosphere of eerie opulence. Ar...

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I'm Albus Fucking Dumbledore - Chapter 42

Chapter 42

6th of September 1991

US

Michael Burry’s apartment was a fortress of clutter, where the only semblance of order existed in the neatly stacked financial reports and investment guides that crowded his kitchen table. Medical textbooks, long since abandoned, lay forgotten on a shelf, their pages gathering dust like relics of a life he no longer wished to pursue. The bulb above flickered, casting long, ...

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Curse These Old Bones - Chapter 21

Chapter 21

Tsunade froze, the voice slicing through her haze like the sharp edge of a kunai. Familiar, biting. What was it—who… no—what… Sensei. Sensei? Yes, that voice.

Her fingers fumbled with the blanket, clenching and unclenching. It was warm, her face hot, or was that the sake? The room spun slightly. No, that wasn’t it. It wasn’t the room. It was her head. His voice—Hiruzen—sensei—that was solid. That cut through. She blinked, her pigtails sticking damply t...

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Solo Pirating - Chapter 91

Chapter 91

5th of May, 1522

Sabaody

Disco stared at his desk, every inch meticulously organized, each paper aligned to perfection. The room was immaculate, a stark contrast to the chaos roiling in his mind. Since Doflamingo’s death at the hands of Moria, the protection he once enjoyed was gone. Without the fearsome Joker shielding him, it was only a matter of time before vultures circled to tear apart his slave auction house. Yet, rumors persisted that Joker's operations ...

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I'm Albus Fucking Dumbledore - Chapter 41

Chapter 41

6th of September 1991

Hogwarts

The Senior Unspeakable, who had been watching with a steady, unreadable gaze, finally spoke. “This meeting is adjourned. The vote will take place in half an hour.”

There was a scraping of chairs as everyone stood, the tension shifting as they prepared to leave. Amelia Bones immediately moved toward Andromeda, her expression one of keen interest. Augusta...

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Curse These Old Bones - Chapter 20

Chapter 20

Sasuke Uchiha was awake. Like the last fifteen nights, he slipped silently from his bed, his movements careful to avoid stirring the stillness of the house. The moonlight cut through the window, outlining the path he knew by heart. Like the last fifteen nights, he made his way to the compound training grounds, the cold air biting at his skin but doing nothing to slow his steps.

And like the last fifteen nights, he trained.

Kunai flew through the air, the satisfyin...

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Solo Pirating - Chapter 90

Chapter 90

4th of May, 1522

Fish-Man Island

Flames roared through the vibrant streets of Fishman Island, turning the bioluminescent beauty into a hellscape of burning coral and blood. King Neptune's trident clashed against the steel of the pirate captain, a grinning beast of a man, scarred and monstrous. Screams of agony filled the water, mingling with the sickening crunch of bones and the guttural cries of the dying. The king's heart pounded in his chest, his muscles strain...

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I'm Albus Fucking Dumbledore - Chapter 40

Chapter 40

6th of September 1991

Hogwarts

Arvind Patil, the second son of the second son of the third son of the Main Patil Family, sat quietly as the grand doors opened and Andromeda Black entered the room. She commanded attention, not just with her striking looks but with the air of authority she carried. Her robes, tailored to perfection, hinted at the power she held beneath the surface, and Arvind couldn't ...

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Curse These Old Bones - Chapter 19

Chapter 19

Tiger strode through the winding halls of the ANBU headquarters, his boots landing heavily on the stone floor. The labyrinth of tunnels and chambers mirrored the village above in its complexity, but to him, it felt like home—rugged, unpretentious, and solid as the Hokage’s word. He adjusted the worn straps of his armor, his muscles rippling with the movement. He’d just returned from Iwa, dragging the head of a traitor back to Konoha. It was still sitting on Ibiki’s de...

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Please vote for a story, and for a type of extra (SFW or NSFW)

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Solo Pirating - Chapter 89

Chapter 89

2nd of May 1522

Alabasta,

NSFW Chapter

Gecko Moria stood in his favorite part of the seraglio, a lush garden teeming with exotic plants. Vivid flowers in impossible hues bloomed among dark, twisted vines, and the air was heavy with the intoxicating scent of night-blooming jasmine and rare orchids. Moonlight filtered through the dense foliage, casting ethereal patterns of light and shadow across the garden. Moria's towering seven-meter frame loomed above th...

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I'm Albus Fucking Dumbledore - Chapter 39

Chapter 39

6th of September 1991

Hogwarts

Minerva McGonagall approached the grand doors to the Board of Governors' meeting room. Her sensible shoes, scuffed and worn from decades of service, made little noise, but the gravity of the moment seemed to amplify even the faintest sound. A storm of concern churned within her, a deep unease she hadn’t felt in years. Albus Dumbledore had always been careful, always m...

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Curse These Old Bones - Chapter 18

Chapter 18

Kabuto Yakushi paused, his pen hovering mid-air as the sound of approaching footsteps echoed through the laboratory. The quiet, rhythmic sound was out of place in the normally isolated space. Slowly, he straightened, his keen eyes flicking toward the door. When the footsteps stopped, the door slid open, and Kabuto immediately rose, bowing low.

“Hokage-sama,” he greeted, his voice smooth and deferential.

Hiruzen Sarutobi stepped into the room, his presence comm...

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