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Trees Chapter 94 Naruto Uses The Iron Gate to Harden Shukaku's...

Bang, bang, bang…

At this time, Naruto was using the colorful iron door to block all attacks from Shukaku.

Although the Totem of Undying could revive people, there is a prerequisite: the body cannot receive any damage within 10 seconds after coming into contact with the totem.

This was a conclusion Uzumaki Stark had reached after countless experiments on small animals and observing the white-haired uncle’s deaths.

So, the moment Naruto jumped into the arena, he gra...

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Trees Chapter 93 Fugaku: I Know Everything About You And Naruto

Sasuke was completely dumbfounded after being smacked by the statue.

However, he still did as Naruto said, and wrapped his right hand around the statue and held it tightly in his arms.

Seeing this golden statue, he can't help but think of the scene when Kakashi died.

Just when Sasuke was distracted for a moment, a fist-sized Bijudama was already closing in on his chest.

By the time he realized it, it was already too late...

‘Shit!’

‘I can't dodge it!!...

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Trees Chapter 92 Orochimaru Appears

Boom…

With a loud explosion, Gaara flew backwards and only stopped when his body hit the high wall of the arena.

The powerful impact caused the wall behind Gaara to crack.

Gaara, who had never been injured before, had a big gash on his forehead, and the blood dyed his entire vision red.

Drip…

Drip…

Gaara stared in horror at his open palms, watching the blood drip down. The Biju’s Chakra inside his body instantly spiraled out of control.

“I...

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Trees Chapter 91 Where's Your Chidori?!

"Welcome to the third round of the Chunin Exams!"

"The first match features Konoha's own Uchiha·Xiao Yan·Thin Ice Bro·Sasuke..."

"Versus Sunagakure's Gaara!"

"Dear audience members! Let me hear your screams!"

Uzumaki Naruko cosplayed as the Nine-Tailed Ahri at this time, holding a microphone, standing on a floating door panel, and broadcasting the event loudly.

This was tough for Uzumaki Qiao Feng, who was holding up the camera on the ground to track Uzumaki N...

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Trees Chapter 90 White-Haired Uncle Has Changed

A month passed in the blink of an eye.

Under Kurama-sensei’s guidance, Naruto successfully mastered the BijuKamehameha.

Compared to the initial version that shot a beam from his hands, Naruto could now sustain the output for five seconds.

He didn’t dare try any longer time, because Kurama-sensei warned him that exceeding five seconds could easily lead to instant death.

However, to use this technique, he still needed to enter the Biju Chakra Cloak mode.

As for...

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Trees Chapter 89 Orange-sama, So Amazing!

Naruto spent most of the day restoring the training ground to its original state.

Fortunately, this wasn’t too difficult for him.

If Yamato had been the one to see the scorched wasteland, he probably would’ve lost his mind.

In the evening, Kakashi came looking for Naruto again and took away the steak and the statue.

And for Guy’s sake, Kakashi even asked Naruto for an extra healing potion.

After his battle against Gaara, Lee had been left in critical condit...

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Trees Chapter 88 White-Haired Old Man is One Step Ahead

"Ara, Jiraiya-sama, it's been ages since you last visited."

"Yeah, yeah..."

"Hahahaha, I've been busy lately... real busy."

Jiraiya was sitting in a brothel in Konoha, happily drinking the sake handed to him by the women around him while laughing heartily.

It had been so hard lately!

He hadn't been this happy since he met that kid Naruto!

"Ahhh…”

Jiraiya took a sip of sake and felt extremely relaxed, as if all his worries had vanished at that mome...

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Trees Chapter 87 I, Uzumaki Naruto, Will Never Cause Trouble

Clack…

Clack…

Jiraiya's wooden sandals tapped against the ground as he approached Naruto, who was in a daze. A plastic bag dangled from his hand.

"Here, Naruto."

He tore open the popsicle packaging, broke the popsicle into two with a gentle snap, and held out half to Naruto.

Taking the popsicle, Naruto looked at Jiraiya and spoke after a long moment, "Thank you… Jiraiya-sensei."

When he took a bite of the popsicle, to be honest, the taste wasn’t tha...

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Trees Chapter 86 Addicted To Dying

Under Naruto's high-intensity ‘training’, Konohamaru and Sakura finally experienced the true meaning of death.

If not for Naruto pulling out healing items at the last second, they would probably have had to stay in the hospital for half a month.

However, due to Naruto recklessly piloting his Summoned Beast to cause massive destruction in Konoha Village, the Anbu’s members once again dragged both him and Jiraiya to the Hokage’s Office.

As his teacher, Jiraiya certainl...

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Trees Chapter 85 Naruto, Brother! I Don't Understand!

"Huh?"

"Wasn't it Jiraiya who used the Summoning Technique?"

Gamabunta grabbed his pipe and blew out a massive smoke ring.

Jiraiya hooked an arm around Naruto's neck and whispered through gritted teeth.

"Naruto, remember this..."

"The Summoned Beasts are our partners. Don’t you dare pull that stunt from earlier again, you hear me?"

"Got it?!"

"Say something!"

"Yes."

Trapped in Jiraiya’s grip, Naruto glanced at the yakuza toad in front ...

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Trees Chapter 84 That’s a Summoned Beast! It's Our Partner!

The Great Toad Sage, who was nearly a hundred meters tall, sat cross-legged on the spot with his head lowered and a deafening snoring sound coming from his mouth.

Of course, this is not what frightened Jiraiya...

The real problem was...

Dozens of yellow-haired brats were holding iron chains at this time. They climbed onto the toad's limbs, shoulders and head, and kept wrapping the iron chains around the Great Toad Sage.

As for Naruto's main body, he stood right in fron...

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Trees Chapter 83 Traitorous Disciple! Stop That!

In the end, Jiraiya reluctantly agreed to train Naruto under Hiruzen’s coercion and inducement.

In order to get Jiraiya to agree, Hiruzen even lent his crystal ball to him for two days.

At first, Jiraiya felt like he'd been scammed by the old man.

But the moment he laid eyes on the crystal ball, he had thrown all his worries behind him.

The next day, Jiraiya and Naruto agreed to meet at the training ground east of the village...

"Hehehehe..."

Jiraiya was ...

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Trees Chapter 82 Hiruzen: Naruto is a Very... Well-Behaved Child

“Huff…”

Hiruzen blew out a ring of smoke and looked at the shameless duo of Jiraiya and Naruto standing before him. The wrinkles on his face were tight enough to squeeze a mosquito to death.

Ten minutes ago, he learned from the Anbu that these two troublemakers had gone to the cemetery to steal offerings left for the fallen heroes of Konoha Village.

When he first heard the news, Hiruzen nearly passed out on the spot, almost joining his old friend Danzo in the hospital....

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Trees Chapter 81 Naruto And Jiraiya's First Meeting

The next day,

Naruto's exclusive training ground…

"WHAT?!"

"You’re telling me to train on my own?"

Naruto looked at Kakashi in front of him with an angry look.

He’d waited at the training ground all morning for his teammates, but Sasuke and Sakura never showed up. It was not until noon that Kakashi showed up.

This white-haired pervert said he wanted to take Sasuke for special one-on-one training.

As for Sakura, she went to Konoha Hospital to tra...

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Trees Chapter 80 Naruto: The Air Conditioner Isn't On Yet...

"Impossible!"

"There is no ‘Heavenly Flame’ in the Shinobi World, so how can I make a real Flame Mantra for you?"

"What? The Dou Emperor?"

"The Sage of Six Paths isn’t even worthy to lick his boots!"

Their conversation had abruptly shifted from ‘contact lenses’ to dissecting the lore of Battle Through the Heavens, with Sasuke speculating about the feasibility of replicating the Flame Mantra and asking just how strong a Dou Emperor would be in the Shinobi Worl...

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Trees Chapter 79 Jiraiya's Return

Naruto was instantly overwhelmed by Hayate's intense reaction.

‘Wait…’

‘I was just joking.’

‘Don't really tell me there’s actually some big secret here??’

Naruto originally wanted to make up a reason to let Hayate go home early and avoid the limelight for the next two days...

‘But…’

‘Judging by Uncle Hayate’s reaction, it really seemed like there was more to this.’

‘Could it be that his girlfriend, Yugao, thought Uncle Ha...

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Trees Chapter 78 Don’t Underestimate Sasuke’s Nine Generations of Inheritance

"Activate the barrier, now!"

The examiner felt his scalp tingling when he saw Sasuke and Tenten throwing out a large number of Ninja Tools.

The arena wasn’t that large, so many of the shuriken they threw whizzed dangerously close to the spectators' heads.

If they let these two guys continue like this, sooner or later, there will be casualties among the audience.

The Konoha’s examiners immediately leaped to the edges of the battlefield, formed hand seals to create a...

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Trees Chapter 77 The Battle of Two Prodigal

With Naruto's loud shout, he pulled out another Totem of Undying.

He had already calculated the force of that previous blow.

Now, he doesn't have to worry about accidentally killing the edgy Pikachu.

The Totem of Undying in Naruto's hand whooshed through the air with great force. The golden statue was a bit taller than Naruto, but in his hands, it looked no different from a toy.

The sheer momentum of his swings created gusts of wind that swept through the venue.

...

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Trees Chapter 76 Kankuro: Let’s Have a Hearty Puppet Showdown!

Kankuro, the examinee from Sunagakure, couldn't wait to make his pre-battle declaration.

Several Jonin from other villages also smirked openly.

Everyone has tolerated this yellow-haired Puppet Master for a long time.

And judging by the battered state of his puppet, it was clear the brat had already pushed himself to the limit during the earlier exam.

Whether that puppet could even function anymore was questionable.

Not to mention that he now has to face Sunagakur...

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Trees Chapter 75 Sasuke: That Guy Wants To Take Over My Body? Ridiculous!

"Hiss…"

Sasuke clutched his neck, his knees buckled as he dropped to one knee.

Sakura, who had been watching the battle unfold, has not yet recovered from the scene of Orochimaru biting Sasuke's neck.

She had been standing farther away, so the conversation between them sounded relatively vague.

Even so, with her sharp hearing, she had caught fragments of what that androgynous person said to Sasuke just now...

‘If Sasuke want ‘something’, go find him...’...

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Trees Chapter 74 Uncle Snake Plants Hickey On Sasuke

Orochimaru's head buzzed from the noise in his ears, and the irritating chatter only made him more frustated.

When Naruto saw that his weapon was caught by the opponent, he freed one hand and tried to reach towards Orochimaru's lower body.

Slap…

Orochimaru reacted instantly and caught Naruto's strike with his other hand.

Now, he had one hand holding the door plank above his head, while the other is gripping Naruto’s fist.

The situation came to a deadlock in a...

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Trees Chapter 73 This Person's Strength is Not Inferior to Kakashi's

"Hehe..."

"Blondie, you’ve been acting real cocky, huh?"

Zaku raised his head high, his face twisted with excitement.

During the first exam, even though they hadn’t been the ones reported by Naruto, it was his idea to start falsely accusing examinees of cheating to get them disqualified.

Their mission was to deal with Sasuke, but that didn’t mean they couldn’t have some fun torturing this yellow-haired Puppet Master first.

He’d done his research last ni...

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Trees Chapter 72 Enemies That Require All-Out Efforts

That night, Hiruzen gave an explanation to the other Shinobi Villages that was not really an explanation.

He claimed that the yellow-haired delinquent’s behavior in the Chunin Exams had nothing to do with Konoha Village, and that it was all the personal behavior of that Genin.

If anyone had a problem, they were free to seek out that yellow-haired delinquent for justice, and Hiruzen absolutely wouldn’t stand in their way.

This statement sounded rather bullying, and everyo...

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Trees Chapter 71 Shock! There is Something Shady About This Chunin Exams!

Two hours after the first round of the Chunin Exams...

The moment Ibiki, the chief examiner of the first round, walked out of the examination room, he was ‘cordially’ greeted by the Jonin Instructors from other villages.

"This is rigged! That yellow-haired brat was clearly planted by Konoha!"

"Disgusting! A great village like yours resorting to such underhanded tactics!"

"I refuse to accept this! You guys have accused my subordinates of cheating before they even st...

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Trees Chapter 70 Yakushi Kabuto: I Didn't Mess With Any of You in The First Place

Naruto gritted his teeth, his face ashen.

He had no idea if turning in this exam paper filled with cooking methods would get him instantly disqualified by the examiner.

To be honest, he really wanted to break this ‘Eternal Genin’ curse.

Naruto bit his pencil and began to think of a solution.

Behind him, Sasuke had also finished his paper. If anyone had peeked at his answers, they would’ve seen things like...

‘Several fusion variations of Fire Release and ...

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Trees Chapter 69 The Knowledgeable Kurama-sensei

The night before the exam, Kakashi specifically reminded his beloved students that the Chunin Exams is a very important occasion. So if possible, they should dress formally.

The three Genin nodded solemnly, indicating they had taken his words to heart.

The next day, Kakashi was not late for the first time and waited for the three Genin at the meeting place early.

He actually didn't want to come in the first place, but Hiruzen had ordered him to keep a close eye on ...

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Trees Chapter 68 Konoha's Door Style Taijutsu

After Team 7 finished visiting the exam venue, Sakura was the first to leave the group and head home to review.

As for Naruto and Sasuke, as poor students in theory, they didn’t even bat an eye at the upcoming written test. Instead, they headed straight back to the grove to complete their daily training.

In the evening, Naruto had demonstrated his ‘Door Style Taijutsu’ to Konohamaru, which left the kid absolutely ecstatic, cheering and shouting in excitement.

As Konoha...

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Trees Chapter 67 Naruto's Little Fanboy

As soon as Konohamaru said this, Sasuke, who was about to have fun, instantly froze.

Naruto, who was standing nearby, noticed that Sasuke's eyes were turning red with rage, his facial features were twisting violently, and the veins on his forehead were bulging.

"Stop it, Kankuro."

"You're embarrassing our village."

Kankuro had no choice but to let go of the kid in his hand, and the moment Konohamaru's feet touched the ground, he immediately scrambled behind Sasuke for ...

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Trees Chapter 66 Hello, Thin Ice Bro

The days after Team 7's return to the village passed uneventfully. Aside from his usual training, Naruto spent his time teasing the Hyuga Clan and occasionally going on dates with Hinata.

He had originally wanted to bring the shy girl along for training.

But Kurenai said that her Team 8 had not completed enough missions, and they had to do low-rank missions during these days, so she did not allow her team members to leave without permission.

After hearing this, Naruto finall...

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Trees Chapter 65 Sect Competition!! Is Konoha Worthy?

‘Damn it!’

‘I forgot to ask the old man Sandaime about looking at the Scroll of Seals...’

‘It’s all that old geezer Danzo’s fault!’

Naruto, who was walking out of the Hokage Tower, couldn’t stop regretting it in his heart.

Meanwhile, at the crossroads, Kakashi kept recalling the ‘dream’ he had about his father.

As he walked, he occasionally glanced at Naruto.

‘Or maybe…’

‘I should ask Naruto for more of that special food ...

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