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Trees Chapter 64 Tricking Me Again? No Way!

Within a few minutes, more than a dozen Medical-nin ran into the Hokage's Office.

They hastily placed Danzo on a stretcher, with several Medical-nin constantly using Mystical Palm Technique on him.

"Not good!"

"Danzo-sama’s Wind Attribute Chakra is going out of control again!"

Danzo, lying on the stretcher, was already barely conscious.

Blood-red marks kept appearing across his bandaged body, and the speed at which these Medical-nin treated him could not even k...

Trees Chapter 63 Old Geezer Danzo, WHat Have I Done To You?

"You carry the load, I lead the horse, greeting the sunrise and bidding farewell to the sunset…"

"Trampling over..."

Naruto sat cross-legged on his floating iron door, swaying left and right to the rhythm as he sang the theme song of Journey to the West.

At this moment, he had fully imagined himself as Tang Monk, and the big iron gate he was sitting on was the White Dragon Horse...

It can’t be helped. The child who has been wandering outside for a month is finally ...

Trees Chapter 62 My Life Has Been Like Walking On Thin Ice...

Kakashi lay on the ground with his hands lightly placed on his abdomen, looking at the three small faces with his dead-fish eye.

"Oh... it's you guys..."

"Did I... fall asleep just now?"

Sakura and Sasuke, who was about to leave, suddenly paused. Both of them had strange expressions, not knowing what to say to Kakashi.

Naruto just smiled brightly and patted Kakashi’s shoulder.

"Yes!"

"Kakashi-sensei, why are you sleeping on the floor?"

"The groundâ€...

Trees Chapter 61 Don’t Worry! I, Uzumaki Naruto, Have Always Been Reliable in Doing Things!

The members of Team Uzumaki were all too busy recording the effects of the bizarre foods they'd ingested. They were all feeling so uncomfortable that they didn't even pay attention to Kakashi who suddenly came over to freeload a meal.

Kakashi looked at the steak in his hand that kept changing colors.

The rapidly flickering hues reflecting on his face gave him the strange illusion of being in some kind of… adult entertainment establishment.

He subconsciously swallowed.

Trees Chapter 60 Death Buffet

Naruto directly pulled out a Cosmic Meatball from his system’s inventory.

Under the influence of the world's rules, the moment he grabbed the Cosmic Meatball, his hand suddenly sank… almost making him faceplant into the dirt.

Even the ground beneath him cracked under the weight.

For information, when this thing is taken out in the sealed space, Naruto didn’t feel anything when holding it.

Only now that he took it out did he truly feel the weight of the Cosmic Mea...

Trees Chapter 59 It’s Broken! He Actually Made It!

Naruto pressed a hand to his forehead, barely suppressing the urge to blast Uzumaki Qiao Feng into oblivion.

After marking out an area on the ground, he began tossing out system’s items under the arrangement of Uzumaki Stark.

Kakashi, who was instructing the other two, glanced in Naruto’s direction and was so shocked he stopped mid-action.

Those bizarrely dressed shadow clones of Naruto’s were making him question reality.

‘What is this kid up to now?!’

...

Trees Chapter 58 The Boomerang Finally Hits Naruto

Kakashi glanced at Naruto, who was sulking alone in the corner, but didn’t dwell on it.

Instead, he turned around and began to focus on training the other two.

At this moment, Naruto really hoped that Sasuke would awaken his Mangekyo Sharingan so that he could borrow some colored contact lenses from his good brother, and then glare at a certain white-haired bastard to death.

‘Fine. Fine. Fine.’

‘If you don’t want to train me, I’ll just train myself!’

Trees Chapter 57 Kakashi, Go Explain to My Mom

The four members of Team 7 passed through the portal and reappeared at their campsite.

Sakura stood there blankly, seemingly still not recovering from the shock she had just experienced.

Naruto and Kakashi looked at each other and found that both of them were sweating profusely, obviously frightened.

Sasuke noticed something was wrong with his teammates, but he didn't understand why they reacted like that.

‘What’s all this about ‘tops’ and ‘bottoms’...?’<...

Trees Chapter 56 Uzumaki Naruto Felt So Scared For The First Time

When Haku saw the members of Team 7, he tilted his head and showed a radiant smile, causing even Sasuke to freeze for half a second.

To avoid falling under the androgynous boy’s charm, Naruto frantically conjured up mental images of Chiyo in swimsuit inside his mind as a countermeasure.

"Blergh…"

When Naruto thought of Chiyo’s appearance in swimsuit, he couldn't stop retching on the spot.

There was just no helping it…

The mental damage is too strong.

Trees Chapter 55 I’ll Definitely Attend Haku And Zabuza’s Wedding!

As soon as Sasuke raised the Heavy Xuan Ruler, he saw a black backpack flying towards him.

He subconsciously swung the weapon in his hand to knock the bag away, but the backpack happened to fly towards the camp that the three people had just set up.

The next second, two explosions suddenly sounded in the ears of the three people.

Boom…

BOOOMMM…

The three of them froze mid-attack, then twisted their stiff necks to look at the camp, and found that it had been r...

Trees Chapter 54 Uzumaki Ziggs

Naruto was extremely reluctant to let his fox read those novels. There was already an ‘Uchiha Xiao Yan’ out there, so Naruto didn't even want to imagine what his own fox might turn into.

But the jealous glares Kurama kept shooting him might as well have been daggers stabbing into his back.

It was like the fox was saying...

‘Uzumaki Naruto, this fox has been with you for more than twelve years. Now that you got a new person, have you forgotten the old one?’

Afte...

Trees Chapter 53 It Must Be A Genjutsu

At this time, Sasuke was leaning forward slightly, with his hands clasped behind his back, holding his pink underwear upside down, his face slightly flushed with his brows drooping.

Kakashi was holding a matching pair of pink panties between his fingers, making incomprehensible noises under his breath.

Naruto was holding the sailor uniform in front of Sasuke to compare the size, and his shoulders trembled from time to time.

The moment Sakura pushed the door open, the scene i...

Trees Chapter 52 I Will Turn All Your Laughter Into Screams!

Kakashi's single visible eye widened slightly, his expression turning strange.

As a seasoned connoisseur of certain literature, he naturally recognized exactly what Naruto was holding.

He’d seen plenty of female characters wearing outfits like this in his research materials...

But the key point is…

‘Why the hell are you pulling out a JK skirt right now?!’

‘Are you asking Sasuke to wear it now!?’

Kakashi stole a glance at Sasuke, and his brain co...

Trees Chapter 51 I Have a Special Way to Awaken Your Eyes

Haku supported Zabuza as they walked with difficulty through the mist, while Sakura's face flushed slightly.

Even though it was a romance between two men, seeing the height difference between Haku and Zabuza, and remembering the moment Haku kissed Zabuza on the cheek, Sakura had to admit that it’s really sweet.

But after a long while, Sakura’s brain nearly short-circuited from overthinking. She just couldn’t wrap her head around this forbidden love.

‘Between two men....

Trees Chapter 50 Zabuza: Haku, You Smell So Good

After resting for a few minutes and feeling mostly recovered, Naruto tossed out a portal and appeared straight to the battlefield where Sasuke and Zabuza were clashing.

Ever since Naruto and Zabuza entered their turn-based battle earlier, the latter hadn’t had a single intact patch of skin left on him.

Not only was his right hand fractured, but three ribs were also cracked.

The worst thing is, Naruto kept hitting him on the waist.

Every time he took a breath of air, ...

Trees Chapter 49 You Just Want To Be Uchiha Xiao Yan, Right?

Bang…

Naruto threw a serious punch at Zabuza, with blood and energy wrapped around his arm as he launched it forward.

The two of them stood face to face, their hair whipping like seaweed in the wind from the sheer force of the strike.

Zabuza didn’t have time to counter, so he could only raise the Kubiribocho defensively in front of his chest.

Sasuke, who was standing on the side, was nervous when he saw this scene. He was worried that Naruto would break his new wea...

Trees Chapter 48 I, Uchiha Sasuke, Want The Heavy Xuan Ruler! What's Wrong With It?

Naruto’s rocket headbutt didn’t just knock Zabuza senseless…

Even Kakashi looked shaken, and just watching the way Zabuza went flying was enough to make his own stomach ache in sympathy.

‘It was hard to imagine what kind of mental state the enemy was in right now.’

‘Still…’

‘If Naruto had slammed into me like that, wouldn’t I be black and blue all over?’

Sasuke glanced at the enemy sprawled in the distance and clenched his teeth. He couldnâ€...

Trees Chapter 47 What is The Secret Behind Kirigakure's Bloody Mist?

The moment Kakashi and Sasuke saw the incoming enemy, their eyeballs nearly popped out.

Just seconds ago, both of them had been silently scoffing.

‘How could any enemy fall for such dumb provocation?’

After all, Shinobi were supposed to be the pinnacle of rational beings, and it was really hard to piss one off.

But now, in less than five minutes...

They saw a big man about 180 cm tall, with red eyes and body radiating heat, rushing towards them with a massive...

Trees Chapter 46 It Was Just a Joke, Why Are You So Angry?

The group rode a boat across the calm sea and soon docked at the Land of Waves’ port.

On the way there, the one clutching a book the whole time had become Sasuke, who even chuckled to himself now and then while reading.

If Naruto hadn’t reminded him multiple times, he was seriously worried this guy was break into the usual Uchiha maniacal laughter.

However, what really surprised both Sakura and Naruto was that Kakashi had been spacing out the whole trip.

‘This co...

Trees Chapter 45 Kakashi: First Day of Abstinence

Sasuke snorted coldly at Kakashi's comment. He felt there was still a huge gap between himself and Naruto, so his strength was still within the human range.

But he was willing to take that as a compliment.

In his mind, Sasuke thought darkly, ‘Uchiha Itachi! Just you wait! I will kill you soon!’

On the other hand, Naruto frowned and looked at Kakashi with a pained expression.

‘Hatake Kakashi! You’re walking the road to death!’

‘Although my body's recov...

Trees Chapter 44 What Just Flew Over?

The next day, early morning.

Team 7’s Genin arrived at Konoha’s front gate ten minutes early, waiting for Kakashi.

Fortunately, their Jonin Instructor was quite reliable and was only five minutes late for their first mission outside the village.

The moment Naruto saw Kakashi, he had the urge to grab him by the collar and force him to take a good look at the time!

However, the white-haired slacker just ignored all three of them grumbling and said with confidence tha...

Trees Chapter 43 A New Storm Has Emerged. How Can We Stop Moving Forward?

250,000 ryo is neither too much nor too little for an escort mission.

Kakashi didn't really care about this little bit of money. It just so happened that they were going to travel out of the village for a month, so they might as well get a little side quest done while they were at it.

He turned to look at the three kids, wanting to hear his students’ opinions.

Especially Naruto...

The reward suddenly dropped from 2 million ryo to 250,000 ryo, so he wonders if this ki...

Trees Chapter 42 Let Go! I'm Going to Turn Dark!

As soon as Kakashi stepped out of the Hokage Tower, he found that Naruto was nowhere to be seen.

‘So exhausting…’

‘This team is so difficult to lead!’

If it’s already like this before they even leave the village. Kakashi didn’t even want to think about what kind of chaos would unfold once they did.

"Where's Naruto?"

Sasuke just glanced aside and shrugged. Sakura thought for a moment, then pointed back toward the Hokage Tower and said with a hint of ...

Trees Chapter 41 Don’t Bully Honest People!

Kakashi led the three kids quickly to the Hokage’s Office.

Along the way, when the other Shinobi saw a very iconic yellow-haired brat from Team 7, they all showed hatred on their faces and gnashed their teeth, wishing they could rush forward and beat him into the ground.

But everyone's gazes didn't affect Naruto and Sasuke, even Kakashi didn't care.

Kakashi had experienced the angry looks of the villagers when he was a child, and Sasuke was fully consumed by his desire for...

Trees Chapter 40 Team 7's Reputation

Ever since that day, Sakura finally realized just how perverted her two teammates really were.

She had tried asking Sasuke to train with him, only to be brushed off as ‘too weak’...

The disgust on Sasuke’s face, paired with the words that cut like knives, had left Sakura utterly crushed.

But the girl completely misunderstood what Sasuke meant.

Sasuke, who can’t talk much, actually wanted to tell her...

With her weak physique, there was no way she could ha...

Trees Chapter 39 Sasuke Paid a Huge Price to Train Lightning Release

The furious Neji kept shouting that he wanted to kill Naruto, while he kept dry heaving because of the vomit on his body.

Naruto couldn’t help but take two steps back when he saw how miserable Neji looked. He even pinched his nose, clearly disgusted by his future brother-in-law.

Seeing that Neji was really angry, Naruto thought he should at least try to explain a little.

Even if it wouldn’t calm Neji down, saying it out loud would make him feel a bit better.

“Thi...

Trees Chapter 38 Naruto Defeated His Brother-in-Law With His Mouth

"Hinata, go wait over there for a bit."

"I’ll handle this real quick."

Naruto rubbed Hinata's head gently and asked her to wait for him at the side.

As for his future brother-in-law...

He’ll just give him a little lesson.

After all, they will be family members in the future, so it’s not good to beat his brother-in-law badly.

Naruto slowly raised his arms into a Wing Chun stance and casually revealed his ‘origin story’ to his brother-in-law.

...

Trees Chapter 37 You're Called Uzumaki Naruto?

After realizing that Teuchi’s eyes were naturally just that small, Naruto also became aware of how rude his earlier question had been.

He pressed his palms together and sincerely apologies to Teuchi.

Naruto really hadn’t expected the truth to be like this!

Teuchi just smiled faintly at the kid’s reaction, clearly not taking it to heart.

Then, he placed two huge, steaming bowls of seafood ramen in front of them.

"Please enjoy your meal."

These bowls of...

Trees Chapter 36 My Eyes Are Wide Open

Naruto walked through the portal and arrived at the Hyuga Clan's compound. He looked up and immediately saw Hinata standing there with her hands clasped in front of her chest. She even had a new hairpin on her head.

It seems that she is very much looking forward to today's date.

"Hinata-chan!"

Naruto smiled and waved at the girl by the gate.

However, his actions instantly made everyone in the Hyuga Clan on high alert.

Anyone who is a member of the Hyuga Clan has ...

Trees Chapter 35 Hiruzen: Kakashi, You’ve Grown Lazy Over The Years!

"Forget it, I'll stop lecturing you."

"Go home and review your performance properly."

Naruto curled the corners of his mouth and said helplessly.

He was even starting to wonder if he was being too harsh on Sasuke, or if he was pushing him too hard.

‘Well, now that I thought about it...’

‘I am the biggest cheater in this world.’

‘Not only does I have the strongest Biju, Kurama, in my body, but I also has a massive amount of Chakra from the Uzumaki ...