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Side Story: Edgelord Adventures.

Akuma was confused, he had been doing his daily ritual of brooding by the edge of the Crow Island, watching the endless stars swirling in front of him.

But something had happened, reality itself had been rent apart, just like his darkened soul was when he heard of the news that Yomi had been rejected by a beautiful crane.

It filled him with rage that he had received such scorn and hatred from her, it should have been him, he could have totally added it to do his poetry, what a per...

Chapter 96

I wasn't confirmable just making this a slugfest, Jashin was an idiot, so that fight was easy, I just had to figure out a way to trick him.

With the Shinigami it was different, I didn't know what the fuck his deal was, but he was clearly Divine in nature, but his divinity felt off, it felt like death, yes, but not strong.

With Jashin I could clearly sense his taint on the Divinity, but with this, it was faint, more pure.

My godly body fell down from the sky, slamming onto th...

Chapter 95

So now I was walking through the forest that lead to the Uzumaki Mask Shrine with my escort.

Anko of all people, I was curious about who was going to be sent, but maybe I should have expected this, The Order was responsible for killing Orochimaru after all.

But contrary to my expectations, she didn't start off with pestering me about Orochimaru's death.

When she was in Ayumu's field of vision, she put on a serious face.

But with my 360 divine sight, I saw that she open...

Chapter 94

A YEAR AND A HALF LATER

"Umuya-Sama?" The woman's voice called out politely, "The Hokage is ready to see you now."

I got up, stretching out my body as I did so, that had actually taken a while, almost a full day, and that was with me nudging things in the background when I realized how long this could take.

I walked over to the door, pushing it open, revealing the Hokage sitting at her desk, her face set in a stern expression.

"Come in." She ordered calmly. "And take a...

Chapter 93

A FEW DAYS LATER

Kenji was excited, he was chosen as one of the first people to test out the Gates.

Well, more like he pestered Haruka until she agreed to let him go first.

The Gates were enormous, and not very gatey, if he was being honest, they were more like giant circular domes, even the smallest was as big as a small house.

The process was simple, walk in, pay, and then the dome will close, and after a bit of time, open again, allowing you to step out into your de...

Chapter 92

Saiken waited until the group left, listening to the ding of the doorbell.

He left through the backdoor, he was expecting the blonde kid to forget to actually talk to him later, he didn't look the smartest.

But he wasn't going to let him just walk away, if he knew about his Father's eyes, then that meant he either was a Jinchūriki or someone who had met one.

Although just meeting one of his siblings or having one sealed into them didn't mean they would know that fact, becau...

Chapter 91

I kept watch over Wave, now a bit more relaxed.

The Great Messenger had been requested for a meeting by Haruka, and when I looked into it, they wanted to talk about Obito and the Zetsu they found.

The best option was probably to just tell them about the whole idea, and the Ōtsutsuki clan, the more I thought about it the more I realized that it was pointless keeping it hidden from them, they were all loyal and knew how to keep their mouths shut.

So, there would be a long con...

No chapter today or tomorrow. Extra chapters next week to compensate.

Hello everybody, sadly some stuff came up and there will be no chapter today or tomorrow. Don't worry, though, I will be giving you guys 2 extra chapters next week to compensate.

Chapter 90

Obito paused for a moment, taking a breath as he looked down at the corpse of Yagura.

Another one down.

And as far as he knew, none of the villages knew about his plans.

Maybe Nagato's little rebellion was a blessing in disguise? He was honestly surprised at how easy this was turning out to be.

But he shouldn't get cocky, just because until now, things were going well, didn't mean he should underestimate his opponents.

He got up and stretched, it didn't alleviate...

Chapter 89

Sasuke saw Ayumu out the window, tapping his own forehead and then disappearing without a word.

Sasuke tensed up instantly, a few days ago Ayumu had informed him that Itachi was in Wave, and if Sasuke wanted to talk to his brother, Ayumu would make sure to arrange a meeting.

He agreed almost immediately, but in typical Ayumu fashion, while he was reliable for the big things, he made sure to be as annoying as possible when it came to the little things.

Which was why Sasuke di...

Chapter 88

1 DAY LATER

Mei was relieved, while things were still a mess in Kirigakure itself, she had nominal control of the Village, for now at least.

It involved much less fighting than she had expected, if she was being honest, she wasn't facing a unified village under Yagura's control, she was facing half a dozen factions who hated each other, every person with a modicum of power threw their hat into the ring.

Which, with her 300 Shinobi and another good chunk of supporters in Kiri...

Chapter 87

LATER THAT DAY

Jiraya and his temporary squad were still jumping through the trees, ever since they left Konoha, their pace had been relentless, only stopping for a few hours of sleep every night before returning to running.

Most of the squad was fine, all of them had not slacked off on the physical side of being a Shinobi, Kurenai being the only one he could see that was struggling slightly, but she had her eyes set in a look of determination that would not allow any weakness. 2025-03-17 12:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post

Chapter 86

1 HOUR LATER

Fumio scanned his map with resignation, the full out offensive had been completely repelled, and Kiri had lost even more troops.

An hour ago, The Order had gone on the offensive, and it was a disaster.

He could no longer lie to himself, this invasion was a failure, he had been under prepared and arrogant.

Bur if he couldn't win, then at least he would make sure they would not lose.

"Order the staggered retreat." He said to his adjutants calmly. "Prep...

Chapter 85

Itachi couldn't get up, this situation was extremely dangerous.

It was worrying when the best option was that he was trapped in a Genjutsu on the level of his Tsukuyomi, but the alternative...

Was not something he wanted to consider.

Kisame did not seem to be dealing with the situation better, Itachi could see the veins on his neck straining as the man attempted to lift himself out of his chair.

Ayumu was casually eating some grapes as he watched them both fail to esca...

Chapter 84

The battlefield was a disturbing mix of a fireworks show and a charnel house, thankfully, Shun didn't think it would last long, considering the sheer speed at which people were dying.

Large-scale Shinobi battles were a frantic thing, he had realized, as he had watched his opponent be replaced for the 4th time after he had killed them.

Although this body was close to reaching its limits, too many wounds that weakened him.

So he gathered his flames, before rushing towards the ...

Chapter 83

I watched over the battle with grim satisfaction, Kiri's probing strikes were actually quite good for me, the less simultaneous battles happening the easier it was for me to interfere, which I did for any person who almost died, a little bit of DP to divert a Jutsu or make someone dodge was enough to tip a death into a wound.

Still, even my interference could not save everyone, nor would I want to, letting the Military Wing members think they are invincible would be beyond counterproduc...

Chapter 82

Sasuke was tense, the alert had gone out, they were now officially in a battle for survival against Kirigakure, he was standing next to his squad, named 'Combat Volunteer Squad 4' according to the man who organized the groups.

He was put in the same squad as the brothers and Saiken, and it was weird seeing the brothers in combat gear, he was so used to seeing them in casual clothes that the ratty cloaks and breather masks threw him off.

"Hey Saiken." Gozu suddenly called out, brea...

Chapter 81

A DAY BEFORE THE SEA BATTLE

Tsunade was taking a break, yesterday she had called all the trustworthy people into her office, which included most of the Clan heads since they would be very displeased with Danzo and his actions.

The Aburame and Yamanaka clans were especially interested in seeing Danzo punished, considering he had taken some of their members as Root agents.

And after a long talk about the things Danzo did, or rather, the things Danzo did that Orochimaru was awa...

Chapter 80

Teruto was starting to feel the pressure, why the hell were these people so strong?

All the Intel said this Order was new, only appearing a short time ago, but their weakest members knew Elemental Jutsu, that was insane, the more numerous masked ones, the ones with the fancier armor and masks, those guys could fight toe to toe with Jōnin.

Sure, they weren't perfect fighters, he could see that a lot of them were not experienced in life or death battles, but he had the horrible rea...

Chapter 79

Zabuza spotted the crow in the distance, heading straight for him.

He prayed to the Watcher, which he rarely did, that this idiot would give him a concise report. Otherwise, he might lose his cool.

"Honorable Zabuza-sama!" Yomi called out loudly. "I have returned!"

"Report." He ordered flatly, hoping against hope that he would get something coherent.

"I have battled forces of both grace and raw strength, yet even then, I was victorious-"

"No." Zabuza cut him off....

Chapter 78

Fumio was woken by someone ringing his tent bell, he had added it as a standard feature after the second time someone had been foolish enough to just barge into his tent without permission.

The Seal-Master let out an annoyed grunt as he sat up from his cot.

His expression was dour as he reached for the glasses sitting on a makeshift nightstand.

The bell was rung again, annoying him further, just for that alone, the person disturbing his sleep would be assigned to the most da...

Chapter 77

It actually surprised me on how close I came to just killing them both.

The plan was simple, I knew that Kirigakure wasn't that stable at the moment, so I would show up and encourage Mei to leave, I was calm enough to realize that just removing Kiri from one day to the other would be a terrible idea.

It would lead to countless deaths and an instant war as everyone from big to small moved to claim as much of the Land of Water as possible, which would be bad for literally everyone t...

Poll: Next Story

I'm a God, Ok? is going to end eventually, it isn't really the sort of story that can run for 600 chapters, so eventually I'm going to write another one.

This poll is some of the ideas that I had, all of them are about the same in terms of how much I want to write them, so I thought 'Why not leave it up to the people paying me?'.

Don't worry, I'm a God, Ok? isn't going to suffer because of these stories. This will purely be something I write when I am stuck or have some extra fre...

Chapter 76

Mei was waiting, for once, the disdain she received from Fumio was a good thing, if he liked her, then she would be in the main army, and not scouting.

She really didn't like this whole war business, it was clear it was just some attempt by the Mizukage to prevent rebellion from breaking out.

It wasn't going to work, of course.

The moment this whole thing was finished, she was going to go back and continue pushing for Yagura to step down.

If he didn't... Well, maybe it...

Chapter 75

A FEW HOURS LATER

The attacks had stopped, The Order had declared a National Emergency, only used in the case of natural disasters and war.

Squads and patrols were being organized, prisoners were being interrogated, civilians were being evacuated to more central and defensible positions.

And on my side, I was taking time to examine the souls, for one simple reason.

To see if they had any unfinished business before I sent them on to the Pure Lands.

All 373 of them...