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Harry Potter and the Unhappy MILF (CH 1-2)

Harry was sprawled across the master bedroom's king-sized bed, one arm flung over his face. The morning sun streaming through the curtains hadn't been enough to wake him up. Neither had the muffled argument downstairs.

The master bedroom. His bedroom now, technically, though it still felt strange to think of it that way. The Dursleys had fucked off to wherever the hell they'd gone, and Harry had claimed the biggest room in the house because why the bloody hell not?

After eleven y...

Harry Potter and the Unhappy MILF

The kitchen at Number Four Privet Drive had never looked better, Monica decided, and the small satisfaction of that thought was almost enough to drown out the argument currently unfolding at the breakfast table.

Almost.

She stood at the counter with her back to them, carefully timing the eggs, and she found herself grateful for the excuse to focus on something other than her husband's increasingly red face.

Not for the first time that week, an argument had broken ou...

Harry & Tonks (Ch 1-5)

Harry Potter was absolutely knackered when he trudged through the front door of Number 4 Privet Drive. Proper fucking exhausted, if he was being honest. He'd been laying bricks since six that morning in the blazing heat, his work boots caked with dried cement, his shirt was soaked with sweat, and his back felt like someone had taken a beater's bat to it. But the job paid decent money and kept him busy enough not to think about what he'd lost.

It turned out all that magic Harry thought b...

In the back of a Non-Flying Ford Anglia (Ch 1-3)

When Harry woke, it took several seconds before he remembered what had happened.

For those blissful seconds, he thought maybe it had been a nightmare. That Ron was still there and hadn't fucked off into the night.

Then he turned his head and saw Ron's empty bunk. His best mate was gone. Actually gone.

Harry stared at that empty bed, feeling something cold settle in his chest. He went to swing his legs out, then felt the familiar morning situation tenting the blanket and st...

Lord & Lady Black (Ch. 1-5)

Time Travel Harry Potter/Bellatrix Black

Chapters 1-5

Magical Mishap (Ch. 1-11)

Chapters 1-11 of Magical Mishap

Lord & Lady Black

Time Travel Harry Potter/Bellatrix Black

Chapters 1-3

Magical Mishap (Ch. 1-10)

Chapters 1-10 of Magical Mishap

Harry & Andromeda CH. 1-3

Chapter 1, 2, and 3

Harry & Andromeda pairing

Harry & Andromeda

Chapter 1 & 2 of new story

Harry & Andromeda pairing

Magical Mishap (Ch. 1-8)

Chapters 1-8 of Magical Mishap

Harry & Tonks

Chapters 1, 2 & 3 all together. Book Page format on the way!

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Harry Potter was absolutely knackered when he trudged through the front door of Number 4 Privet Drive. Proper fucking exhausted, if he was being honest. He'd been laying bricks since six that morning in the blazing heat, his work boots caked with dried cement, his shirt was soaked with sweat, and his back felt like someone had taken a cricket bat to it. But the job paid decent money and kept him busy e...

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Chapter 1 preview of pseudo-self insert Pokémon story

Pokémon!

Chapter 1: A Shocking Start

Chapter 2: Let's Make A Deal

Chapter 3: Mankey

Chapter 4: Spearow Attack

Chapter 5: Daring Escape

Harry Potter One-Shots

One Shot stories set in Harry Potter. Some might be expanded on later into shorts stories of their own

Number 1: Mary MacDonald

Narcissa (New Version)

Narcissa (New Version)

Magical Mishap (New Vrs. Ch. 1-7)

Magical Mishap Ch.4

Chapter 4 - The Reason

"Oh," Hermione said, wrinkling her nose like she'd caught a whiff of something particularly unpleasant, "that is one of the awful books I was moving to the Restricted Section of the library I'm setting up."

She shifted a bit when she said it, and Harry had to bite his tongue hard to stop himself groaning like a complete tosser. Being inside Hermione was the absolute best. She felt incredible wrapped around him. Her body was warm and snug and absolut...

Narcissa Ch.2

Chapter 2 - The Search

Footsteps in the corridor made Narcissa's stomach clench. She had been counting the days since she had signed the breeding contract. Thirty-two. Thirty-two days of waiting for letters that never came, thirty-two nights of lying awake on her narrow cot wondering if tomorrow would bring word from some wizard willing to take her as his wife.

Part of her had dreaded this moment, knowing it meant accepting a husband chosen by the Ministry. Yet another pa...

Magical Mishap Ch.3

Meanwhile, back in the library of Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place, Harry found himself in what was quite possibly the most awkward situation of his seventeen years of life. It was even worse than the time he'd accidentally grown his hair back overnight before a Dursley dinner party, or when he'd spoken Parseltongue in front of the entire school during second year.

Harry had always prided himself on being quick. Quick with his wand, quick with a comeback when Malfoy started his usual rubb...

Greener Grass. 2

She'd failed.

She'd fucking failed.

For fifteen years, the previous Potions masters at Hogwarts had been reasonable. Snape looked our for his house, and everyone always said Slughorn cared more about making connection than teaching. The year she decided to take Advanced Potions? Slughorn decides to develop academic standards.

It was official. The fat old walrus was her archenemy. Just the sight of his flourishing script—which covered every available inch of parchm...

Greener Grass Ch.1

She wouldn't look at him anymore.

For the millionth time since class had started, Harry found himself sneaking a glance in Ginny Weasley's direction, and she was so beautiful it made his throat close up. Though he reckoned his mates would say he needed to find another word. Ron especially would have his head if he heard Harry calling his sister beautiful.

But there was no other way to describe her brown eyes and red hair. She'd left it loose today, and Harry knew exactly how it fe...

Narcissa Ch.1

Chapter 1 - The Offer

"Cissy, you must not do this, you can't trust her—"

"The Ministry offers me freedom, doesn't it?"

"The Ministry doesn't care about you, Cissy," Bella said flatly and pointed at finger between her sister's crotch. "They care about what's between your legs. Nothing more. All they want is your cunt. Your precious pureblood womb to breed their next generation of little wizards."

"I know that, Bella!" snarled Narcissa, and she wrenched her a...

Magical Mishap Ch.2

Chapter 2 - The Worst Has Yet to CUM

"I'm inside you?!" Harry shouted it so loud that his voice echoed down the halls of 12 Grimmauld Place like he'd just announced the arrival of You-Know-Who himself. "How the fuck am I inside you!?"

"I don't fucking know, Harry, but you are!" Hermione shrieked back like a banshee.

She was perched on top of him like she was mounting the world's most inappropriate broomstick. Her legs were spread wide on either side of his waist, he...

Harryn Starkn Ch.7

HARRYN III

The Great Hall of Winterfell was hazy with smoke and heavy with the smell of roasted meat and fresh-baked bread. Its grey stone walls were draped with banners. White, gold, crimson: the direwolf of Stark, Baratheon's crowned stag, the lion of Lannister.

It was the fourth hour of the welcoming feast laid for the king. Harryn, his auburn hair neatly combed for the occasion, sat rigidly at the high table among his siblings and the royal children beneath the raised...

Harryn Stark Ch.6

CERSEI I

The wheelhouse bounced violently underneath her for the hundredth time, and Cersei Lannister's patience, worn thin by forty days on the kingsroad, finally snapped like a dry twig. Her temples throbbed. Forty days on the kingsroad had left her with little patience and even less comfort. The savage North, she thought bitterly. They can't even build a road.

Beside her, Tommen leaned against her side, playing with the stuffed cat to...

Harryn Stark Ch.5

EDDARD STARK

Ned Stark sat beneath the heart tree, letting the silence of the godswood envelop him. After taking a man's life, he always sought the quiet of this place. Three acres of old forest untouched for ten thousand years as the castle rose around it. It smelled of moist earth and decay. This was a wood of stubborn sentinel trees, of mighty oaks, of ironwoods as old as the realm itself. Black trunks crowded close together, twisted branches wove a dense canopy over...

Harryn Stark Ch.4

HARRYN II

"Merlin's beard," Harryn said, then caught himself—those weren't words anyone in Winterfell would understand.

They'd found Robb on the riverbank north of the bridge, Jon still mounted was hovering beside him with an unusual excitement for the normally sullen boy. Robb stood knee-deep in white, his hood pulled back so the sun shone in his hair. He was cradling something in his arm, while the boys talked in hushed, excited voices.

The riders picked...

Harryn Stark Ch.3

HARRYN I

Harryn hated leaving the warmth of Jez's body. He had left her standing in his chambers, her thighs slick with his seed, looking exactly like what she was—a woman well-fucked and satisfied. The sight of her standing there, milk leaking from her swollen tits, sweaty and face-flushed after their kiss. Gods, he could have stayed in her all day, but duty called.

The summons had come before dawn, and now he found himself stepping out into the predawn chill t...

Harryn Stark Ch.2

PROLOGUE

The summons came in the hour before the dawn.

Jez was ass up, her face pressed deep into Lord Harryn's pillows. A warm wetness spread beneath her breasts. Her milk was leaking again, the thin white liquid seeping into the fine northern wolfskin pelts that covered Lord Harryn's bed. The warmth of it clung to her skin, making her shift uncomfortably as it cooled in the frigid morning air creating dark patches that would dry stiff and crusted.

Time was...