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Interlude: James Potter

James stormed out of the Wizengamot meeting, the red in his face probably not doing amazing things for his colour coordination when one considered the hideous plum that was traditional for the institution. People knew to get out of his way, as his brisk and angry walk was a regular occurrence after the assembly decided to grace the magical population of Britain with another one of its riveting sessions.

"Politics, huh," a red-haired man with a few more years than James said once the lat...

Harry Evans interlude poll

Alright, now that we have 25 patrons, it's time to hold a poll on what the next interlude of the Harry Evans adventure is going to be. I'll give you three options which will each add a different detail into the world-building of the story, so choose wisely. I think I'll start holding these on a semi-regular basis to give y'all a chance to flex those polling benefits that are a part of all your tiers.

How to train your Rattata; Chapter 2

Joey woke up happy, fresh, thriving. While he did miss a lot of things about his old body, nothing quite beat being young again. He jumped out of his bed, put a towel around himself and walked over to the communal bathroom, where he had a nice and long undisturbed shower. It was only six in the morning and no one else was quite up yet. He did have to admit, after he'd dried off and went back to his room, that if there was one thing to enjoy about being a child and thus being incapable of scor...

Chapter 33: The end of summer

"Professor Flitwick," Harry began, when he and the charms master were standing in front of the door to the Dursley home in Surrey. "I've recently started reading up on duelling, and I was wondering if there were any tips you could give me in regards to me perhaps competing in the U18 division."

Flitwick looked at him with some surprise."Duelling, Harry? I remember we said we'd discuss it at some point after you finished your spell. But I don't think now is the right time considering you...

Pokemon comission, first chapter

So, today is a special day. It's the day when y'all get early access to my first commissioned fic. Which, I guess is a previously undescribed benefit of being my Patron. This is a semi-crack, semi-serious fic of a self-insert who starts his training journey with a rattata, and who believes that any pokemon can compete in the big leagues, and thus starts preparing for exactly that.

I also recently reached 20 patrons, which means I'll be quickly posting another chapter of Harry Evans to t...

Chapter 32: The advanced exams

Harry was walking down Diagon Alley, after having finished his purchases and bemoaning the state of his wallet. There were so many interesting things to buy in the Wizarding World, but he was too broke to get them. He was just coming up with a plan on using the room of requirement to find some coins when he saw a head of purple loitering about in front of a quidditch supply store and frowning at a newspaper. He hefted the extra book he'd been able to get by buying the other stuff second-hand,...

Chapter 31: The severe path of Mr. Snape

Vernon heaved a large stack of printing paper into the trunk of their family car in London, while Harry carried what must have been an industrial amount of ink.

"Are you sure that's enough paper?" Vernon asked as he looked at the large stack. "Could do with twice that when I was your age attending school. They've really let up, haven't they?"

Harry sighed, patted his uncle on the shoulder, an act he had to go on his tippy toes for and went back to the crosswalk where he watched th...

An early chapter and announcing a comissioned new story!

Thanks for all the support, its a crazy amount of patrons to get after launching just a week ago, and I wanted to thank everyone with a quick new chapter. It definitely motivated me to write, and this is the result. Hope you enjoy it.

Another piece of exciting news is that I've received my first commission! As my patrons you'll get to see it first. It's a 10k word pokemon fanfic which someone prompted me to write, and I plan to have the first chapter out in three weeks and the second on...

Chapter 30: Burn it with Fire!!! (academically speaking)

"You've always been a bit of an overachiever, huh," was what Vernon had told Harry once he'd divulged the possibility of him skipping ahead one grade in the subject of charms. Petunia had simply nodded and made his favourite meal that day, which was another underwhelming reaction. Harry had wondered if he'd spoiled the Dursleys in the excellence of their children. It was an odd thing to consider, that being so good at a subject one got an opportunity such as this, was waved off in such a simp...

Chapter 29: My career as a sexy street magician is oddly succesfull? (Contains R18 erotic material)

"So you're taking this hat for a walk, is what you're saying?" Petunia asked sceptically, sitting primly in the chair in the flowery living room and taking her afternoon tea. She was casting a doubtful gaze on top of Harry's head, where the sorting hat, or rather, Chanithachuah, was resting.

"Yeah, that's basically what I'm doing," Harry answered, but amended once the sorting hat coughed theatrically in his head. "He's helping me learn some really useful skills, wicked smart and all it ...

Chapter 28: Vacation

"Did you get the clothes and the sandals?" Harry hissed as he slid into the sea-side changing cabin and suspiciously looked through the slit on the side to double-check that they hadn't been followed. Nothing but sand, sea and sand. Coming to the most deserted part of the beach had been a good idea.

"You think I'm an idiot, of course I got them, bottom of the laundry basket, gross, but worth it. Question is, you got the money and the vials?" Is what Penny replied, pointing to the pile o...

Chapter 27: First Year: END

"Finite incantatem," Harry cast at the wooden spoon that he'd animated to dance. The spoon dropped dead onto the table and the next thing Harry did was cast a colour changing spell at it. He was running through all his spells and seeing if he could cancel them with the cancellation incantation.

"I'm glad you're having fun," Penny grumbled from where she was flitting between several different cauldrons, stirring there, preparing an ingredient there.

"Thanks," Harry said an...

Chapter 26: Final exams

Harry had thought long and hard about the events that had transpired that fateful night a few days ago. He'd come to the conclusion that he wasn't all that bothered by the whole thing. He'd survived with all his limbs and his mind intact and the perpetrator was dead. He had made himself the promise to not get too involved in dangerous events and what he regretted the most about the year was that he'd followed Twix to the forest's edge all those months ago. Her snapping him up as she broke int...

Chapter 25: Waking up

Harry awoke from a nightmare and slowly opened his eyes to gaze at the sunlight penetrating the hospital wing and illuminating its sterility. He couldn't remember what he'd dreamt, only that he'd hated it. He lay there and stared at the arching ceiling for a while, before turning his head to the left to check up on Penny. He almost fell out of his bed as he noticed a bundle of messy blonde hair and blue eyes staring at him from his bedside.

"You're awake, finally! I'm Penny, who are you...

Chapter 24: The Curse 3

If Harry thought that his headache after the occlumency practice had been bad… Well, it was nothing in comparison to the gigantic pounding that his grey matter was taking right now. Sledgehammers knocking on his skull from the inside out was what woke Harry up from a comparably pleasant unconsciousness. He clearly opened his eyes, which were at height level with a dusty floor and an abandoned book titled 'Flaying your foes.' Charming, he thought and failed at repressing a groan. 2023-06-14 10:22:25 +0000 UTC View Post

Chapter 23: The Hostage

It had taken a while, mostly because they'd revised the entire transfiguration curriculum while they were at it, but after three hours of work both Cedric and Harry had managed to turn metal into something organic.

Cedric had, on Harry's advice, gone for something not as difficult. The simple fact he could do the transfiguration at all would very likely get him an O+, unless he'd made any other mistakes on the exam. A needle turned into a worm. Completely uninspired, but with the additi...

Chapter 22: Those of good breeding

Being invisible was an interesting phenomena, just walking past people, not being noticed. It was freeing in a sense. He walked amongst the students and remained unseen. In fact he'd had this spell mastered for almost half a year now and he just couldn’t get enough of the privacy it offered. Considering also the criminal potential the spell offered, it was actually sort of impressive he had managed to remain a virtuous saint throughout all this time. It was only now, in May, shortly before ...