“What the actual fuck,” Joey said as they disembarked on the Cinnabar harbour and beheld the absolute mouth-frothing chaos happening in the small town on the island.
“Five weeks for a match, are you kidding me?”
“Sleep on my couch for a month, only 100k Pokedollars!”
“Buy your original-made Blaine t-shirts, ever wanted an old man on your chest, now’s your chance!”
There were people.
So many people.
No. Not people.
Kids.
If Pewt...
2025-11-14 03:00:05 +0000 UTC
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It was after leaving his meeting with Elder Flower that Jin returned to his rooms, where he found his servant, Bao, already bringing him another pot of tea alongside two cups. A plate of food was already on the table. Some sort of noodles with rice and red meat. Another plate of green circular vegetables that seemed steamed.
The cultivation world had a weird fascination with hot leaf juice, and Jin was learning to enjoy it as well. As long as he didn’t have to make it himself, it was ...
2025-11-12 12:00:09 +0000 UTC
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No matter Harry’s excitement at the fact that he would likely start having access to the ability to literally break the universe when the school year began, life dragged on until that point.
Harry had passed his transfiguration O.W.L. with a distinguished O+, whatever that meant. McGonagall had explained to him that a distinguished N.E.W.T. in a subject usually sufficed to get any apprenticeship one wanted. Something for future thought, then.
Penny had passed her fourth-year Pot...
2025-11-10 03:00:04 +0000 UTC
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The mood of the Illusion Room entourage as they made their way back to the was apocalyptic.
Jin could understand why.
The lanky-haired boy and the wheat-haired disciples slunk back, their heads hung in shame. Even Lung Junior looked chastised.
“That was the most embarrassing thing I’ve seen in my life,” Hashimi whispered to Jin, but going by the twitch of Elder Flower’s eyebrows, she heard it.
“You did all right, though,” Jin reassured his...
2025-11-06 03:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Hey guys, quickly need your help coming up with a few POV ideas for the next Harry Evans interlude. Then we'll have a poll.
I recently finished writing the Video Game Cultivator ones so I am ready for my next assignment sir yes sir.
Anyway, I was thinking of including some options like
Dobby, Fudge, Slughorn, McGonaggal, but I'm open to anything.
I mean, I wrote an interlude from the Kanto Tax revenue office for the Pokemon fanfic, so I'm really open for anything (and ...
2025-11-03 10:51:49 +0000 UTC
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Penny had left the room to pursue the practical portion of her Potions exam while Harry remained behind to showcase his transfiguration skills in front of Marchbanks, McGonaggal and Minister Fudge, the latter of whom Harry used the title of so he could say he was performing for the triple M&M&Ms.
“Let’s start with something simple, a thing we usually want our students to have a good grasp on by their fifth year,” Professor McGonaggal started before pointing a finger at the...
2025-11-01 14:46:05 +0000 UTC
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Update schedule November
Tiers 0/1/2
1.11 Harry Evans
3.11 Harry Evans POV collection
4.11 Video Game Cultivator
7.11 Rattata
11.11 Harry Evans
14.11 Video Game Cultivator
21.11 Harry Evans
23.11 Rattata
24.11 Video Game Cultivator
25.11 HE Pov Poll
28.11 Situation Update
30.11 Update schedule December
Tier 3+ (One thing you might notice is that this month we're having 4 VGC chapters instead of 4 HE chapters. ...
2025-10-31 03:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Patreon fixed the bug I brought up yesterday, which has just improved my life by a few 100%, so that's good. Anybody worried about me, don't. I'm aight now.
Thanks for your support.
New book coming out december, gonna go from 8/9 chapters a month to 12/13. Let's gooooooo!
2025-10-29 09:41:58 +0000 UTC
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The low hum of corruption reverberated through the air in the ancient tomb beneath the Pokémon Tower.
Agatha raised her walking stick and smacked it on one of three black orbs floating in the air in a triangle around a lorry-sized black ball that pulsed with energy.
The black ball clinked like glass when hit and swayed out of place before returning to its previous position in the air.
“Geng, Gengar,” a voice said discontentedly from next to the woman. The human-sized gh...
2025-10-29 03:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Hey party people, I originally scheduled in today to be a celebration with a surprise. I was going to completely premier my new story and the amount of chapters per month overall were supposed to increase with the addition (stay the same for my other stories).
Unfortunately life has gotten in the way, in a manner that requires me too share it since I might actually need your help in a few weeks.
It's a bit of a long story so I don't even know where to start but basically I had a c...
2025-10-27 10:41:43 +0000 UTC
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No matter how much Jin tried to distract himself behind continuing to design the scenario, perfecting the greybeards and getting down their specific annoying holier-than-thou attitude, making sure the texture of the dragon one encountered outside Whiterun was perfect…
The day on which the tournament started came as inevitably as the diarrhoea after switching to a vegan diet.
All five inner disciples of the Illusion Room sect disciples were lined up in front of Elder Flower insid...
2025-10-26 03:00:04 +0000 UTC
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There was something about becoming the international enemy of the pure-blood agenda across all of Europe that really tended to light a fire under one’s ass.
And increase one’s anxiety. Couldn’t forget the anxiety.
One of the unexpected consequences of the newfound motivation, as if Harry hadn’t already been motivated enough, was that he’d finally finished understanding the enchantments on the vanishing cabinet. This meant that he could repair it, which he had.
The ...
2025-10-21 02:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Koncho was a vibrant city full of sights, smells, and interesting plotlines that would increase the level of any novel to its pure peak if they were included in the narrative.
Unfortunately, Jin and Hashimi got to see exactly none of that while waiting for the tournament to commence.
Their mornings consisted of training themselves into the ground, cultivating and getting screamed at by an irate Elder Flower who wanted to take full advantage of the fact that the Illusion Room sect,...
2025-10-17 02:00:06 +0000 UTC
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“Once more onto the breach,” Joey said dramatically as they once again entered Viridian forest after they’d camped on its northern outskirts for one night after having gotten kicked out of Pewter.
“If this was a video game, this would be the beginner area, no need to be dramatic,” Jessie huffed from next to Joey as they entered the forest, the light slowly leaving their world as it was taken over by the high foliage of the trees.
“But it isn’t,” Joey replied. “If...
2025-10-14 02:00:07 +0000 UTC
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AN: This is the Snape interlude that was voted on a while ago, I hope you enjoy ;)
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Contrary to common belief, Nurmengard Castle, or rather, Nurmengard prison, did indeed accept visitors.
It just so happened that one needed a certain amount of political capital to ask for visitation rights.
In other words, certain hands needed to be greased, certain pockets filled.
Severus looked up at the pointed tower, feeling the cold mountain air dissipate the heat of Augu...
2025-10-12 02:00:04 +0000 UTC
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“The Disgrace of Duelling, The Finland Fiasco, Hell in Helsinki,” Tonks read aloud from the pile of newspapers that Harry had Dobby gather up on the morning after the fateful duel in Helsinki.
“That’s three stories, just in the British papers,” Harry muttered and rubbed his eyes.
There were countless other newspapers spread across Tonks’ small kitchen table. Harry took a sip from the quite frankly, rather disgusting coffee the girl had made for him, before sighing.
...
2025-10-09 02:00:04 +0000 UTC
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The city of Koncho, built around the volcano, was a fascinating city built mostly from obsidian and the cracked debris of dried lava.
The sect itself was situated inside the very active volcano and differed from other sects in that the outer ring could be found on the top of the volcano, while the inner ring, and then the core ring, could be found deeper down the hole. Jin had heard, although had been unable to confirm, that the elders of the sect essentially lived on rocks floating aro...
2025-10-06 02:00:05 +0000 UTC
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You gave me the ideas, now its time to pick a few... Pokemon chapter that has the interludes is soon, am curious what you'll think.
2025-10-03 16:23:17 +0000 UTC
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There was an insufferable smirk on Habsburg’s face, the kind you’d find on the face of a child who’d just called their parents to sue the school because the teacher had given them a bad grade.
Many such cases.
Harry’s face, on the other hand, was as blank as could be.
He’d shut it all down, his anger, anxiety and his fear. Occlumency was not a direct way to control the mind, build nonsense mind palaces and mind artillery. But… It was a great way to practice self-...
2025-10-01 02:00:07 +0000 UTC
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It was interesting to consider the opinions of the locals when it came to their gym, especially Pewter, which was mostly the destination of people trying to get their first badge.
People liked seeing hype battles, evolved Pokemon, and big booms.
That’s what Joey had thought at least.
Having come to the gym an hour before his appointment, he’d mixed in with the crowd to get a feel for the vibe.
Maybe it was still just the first days of the season, but the peop...
2025-09-29 02:00:05 +0000 UTC
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I had a pretty fucked August/September so I didn't post the schedule for that month. People ended up asking about it so now I know you guys actually appreciate it and like the clarity/transparency
Anyway, here you go
Update schedule October
Tiers 0/1/2
1.10 Harry Evans
3.10 VGC POV poll
5.10 Video Game Cultivator
8.10 Rattata
11.10 Harry Evans
15.10 Video Game Cultivator
21.10 Harry Evans
23.10 Rattata
25...
2025-09-28 14:22:34 +0000 UTC
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It was a depressing trudge back to the village in which they’d taken on their original mission.
Jin had argued against it, honestly. And it wasn’t just because of his broken toes and his newly relocated knee.
They’d given it their all on that mission, everything they had.
It still hadn’t been enough.
But, Elder Flower, likely watching from above like a sort of bloodthirsty god, might not be satiated by the attempt.
Hashimi’s argument was that the villag...
2025-09-26 09:00:07 +0000 UTC
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Which POV would you like to see in the story? Here's your opportunity to drop whatever ideas you have in your demented little heads.
For Pokemon one of the winners was literally the tax revenue agency of Kanto, so it seems like anything is possible.
You guys want to suggest the POV of a caterpillar trying to become a heavenly beast by cultivating the dao of metamorphosis? If it wins the poll next week, I'll write it.
Lay it on me. Of course more classical suggestions like El...
2025-09-24 02:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Hey guys, I noticed I've been talking about the time-loop story for a while now but you probably don't care since you have no idea what it is lmao. It's not quite ready yet since I'm still waiting for feedback from one friend who's helping me edit a bit, and I still need to generate some images and do some other stuff.
But, just wanted to share this so you sorta know what's coming I guess.
As you'll note in the future it's somewhat inspire...
2025-09-21 23:00:02 +0000 UTC
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“You’ve reached the finals,” Flitwick said in a satisfied voice after the duo had returned to the hotel.
“Without revealing anything I didn’t have to,” Harry added.
The Mists of Moria had remained unused. The wasps hadn’t unleashed their full potential.
“Wandless magic, yes, everything else, no.”
“I already showed my ability for wandless magic last year,” Harry muttered.
The two were sitting in the lobby in front of their two hotel roo...
2025-09-19 02:00:04 +0000 UTC
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The oasis was steaming, the wyvern was exploding, the wingbats were flapping their wings, and the snakes were approaching.
It all felt like a cosmic joke to Jin.
The world slowed down. He’d channelled qi to his brain. A useful technique to reevaluate a very chaotic situation.
A flicker of his eyes to the side revealed the hammer-wielding Biri hefting his hammer with a resolute face. Xiao was frowning. Hashimi, in the distance, had dropped the two women and was runnin...
2025-09-16 20:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Joey’s and Jessie’s journey through Viridian Forest progressed steadily. They woke up, fed Happiny, walked for three hours, took a breakfast break for the rest of the team, then walked another three hours.
Usually, Joey would have wanted to take his time, explore the forest and battle its Pokemon and its trainers.
But… It might have been arrogant to say, but he was already way beyond the strength required to beat the Pewter gym at the fifth badge level. He wanted...
2025-09-14 08:00:07 +0000 UTC
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Poll for Pokemon interlude is done, had a big big writing session today and finished it as well! Agatha interlude, Tax revenue agency interlude and a short forum interlude. Took the top three and wrote something for each.
The next interlude vote will be for VGC at the end of the month.
Chugging along on my original story (time loop), should be appearing 1st november if all goes well. (Might do a live release on discord with voice chat if anyone is interested, to make it more of an...
2025-09-12 02:00:04 +0000 UTC
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The U17 dueling tournament was an event that technically took three days, but in actuality, it took more like two days and one morning. On the first day, 64 participants were reduced to 32 through a series of consecutive duels. The duelling arena had four platforms, which meant that eight duelists could compete at the same time. This meant eight rounds before the number was down to 32. After that, two duels would occur at the same time, necessitating eight rounds to go down to 16.
As Ha...
2025-09-09 17:35:30 +0000 UTC
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AN: I think this is one of the best chapter I’ve written for this story.
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“Should we join in?” Hashimi whispered quietly as they watched the trio of cultivators reach the oasis and engage the bats who fluttered angrily at the intruders.
Each one of the bats was half the size of a human in body, with their wingspan extending even further than that.
Jin narrowed his eyes.
“Something’s wrong,” Xiao said as the two sword-wielding culti...
2025-09-07 14:57:11 +0000 UTC
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