Okay, so Abney Park is quarantined, as are many of you around the world. So what are we going to do?
How about listening to an audio book?
Abney Park's Toyshop At The End Of The World is an exclusive, just for you Patrons/heros. We've released 17 chapters so far, over 3 hours of audio book! It's a massive job, taking me months, but it's truly enjoyable and entertaining.
Here are the first 17 chapters, in 3 easy downloads. I know some of you have b...
2020-03-18 16:34:50 +0000 UTC
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I want to give you guys all my heart filled appreciation for sticking by Abney Park and our Patreon account during this challenging times. Thanks to a certain virus who will go unnamed, all our summer concerts are being cancelled, or moved to next year. Which means our Live Show Income, and HUGE part of our income, is completely gone.
Just this month alone the band last lost about $15,000 of performance income that we split between the 5 members of Abney Park. That means band me...
2020-03-18 16:11:47 +0000 UTC
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Today is the release of Chapter 16 of The Toyshop at the End of The World.
These chapters come every week, like clockwork! Tune in every sunday to hear the next one.
The Toyshop At the End Of The World is an origin story for many of the characters in Retrograde, and The Wrath Of Fate. Because of this, you can read this book first, before you've read the others.
I hope you enjoy, and please comment, so I ...
2020-03-15 08:00:01 +0000 UTC
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Todays free song is a cover, "Brother, Can You Spare a Dime?"
This song was originally released in 1930. Last year, as most of you know, we released a full album of songs from the 1900's to 1940's, covered in a more...modern... style.
You can listen here, or download below.
2020-03-10 23:35:07 +0000 UTC
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Today is the release of Chapter 15 of The Toyshop at the End of The World. This one is is pretty dark and dramatic. I have to say I'm really enjoying the acting is this project!
These chapters come every week, like clockwork! So tune in every sunday to hear the next one.
The Toyshop At the End Of The World is an origin story for many of the characters in Retrograde, and The Wrath Of Fate. Because of this, you ...
2020-03-08 09:00:01 +0000 UTC
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Today is the release of Chapter 14 of The Toyshop at the End of The World. This one is exciting, and scary! You are going to love it!
These chapters come every week, like clockwork! So tune in every sunday to hear the next one.
The Toyshop At the End Of The World is an origin story for many of the characters in Retrograde, and The Wrath Of Fate. Because of this, you can read this book first, before you've read...
2020-03-01 10:00:00 +0000 UTC
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Today is the release of Chapter 13 of The Toyshop at the End of The World. This one sent a shiver down my spine. Your gunna love it!
These chapters come every week, like clockwork! So tune in every sunday to hear the next one.
The Toyshop At the End Of The World is an origin story for many of the characters in Retrograde, and The Wrath Of Fate. Because of this, you can read this book first, before you've read the oth...
2020-02-23 10:00:00 +0000 UTC
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Today I'm releasing 4 chapters of the audio book! Why four? Well, they were short, and super depressing, so I wanted to get to some what of a happy place before I made you wait an entire week for another chapter!
These chapters come every week, like clockwork! So tune in every sunday to hear the next one.
The Toyshop At the End Of The World is an origin story for many of the characters in Retrograde, and ...
2020-02-16 09:01:00 +0000 UTC
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Tomorrow, Chapter 9 AND 10 of Abney Park's Toyshop At The End of The World goes live, and I'm curious how many of Patrons are listening? (Patreon doesn't really have any way of telling me how many people are download these.)
Let me know if you are into this.
2020-02-15 23:51:37 +0000 UTC
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Today Abney Park is releasing the next episode of our audiobook series, Abney Park's Toyshop At The End Of The World.
I'm particularly excited about this episode, I thinks its my favorite so far! Its very action packed, your gunna love it!
These chapters will come every week, like clockwork! Today, however, since the opening few chapters are so short, I'm going to give you THREE!
The Toyshop At the End Of...
2020-02-09 09:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Today Abney Park is releasing the next episode of our audiobook series, Abney Park's Toyshop At The End Of The World.
These chapters will come every week, like clockwork! Today, however, since the opening few chapters are so short, I'm going to give you THREE!
The Toyshop At the End Of The World is an origin story for many of the characters in Retrograde, and The Wrath Of Fate. Because of this, you can read this book first,...
2020-02-02 09:00:01 +0000 UTC
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Here you go, a brand new unreleased Abney Park song, and an introspection to go with it!
Just for you Patreon supporters.
The song The Jynnxed is a little comedy piece about a start up band who has absolutely no chance of succeeding in the music business, because they always make all the obvious mistakes and all beginner bands make. I laughed my ass off writing this, and our guitar player Skye laughed his ass off hearing it!
I hope it has the same effect on you!
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2020-02-01 09:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Okay guys, I listened to what you were all excited for as far as Abney Park Patreon releases, and I got you!
Tomorrow morning a never before released Abney Park song, and introspection, and lyrics video will go live. Its a hysterical song about the worlds worst band, called The Jynxed.
You are going to love it!
Then, Sunday morning, a new chapter of our latest audiobook The Toyshop At The End Of The World will go live. For those of you w...
2020-01-31 22:30:11 +0000 UTC
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Glorious Abney Park Patreon’s, what do you get most excited by when we release on Patreon?
* New, unreleased Abney Park songs?
* New Abney Park cover songs?
* classic Abney Park songs?
* New Music Videos
* Download codes (for people at that level?)
* Audiobook chapters (they come every Sunday.)
* Abney Park Introspections.
* Live streamed band practices.
* Live stream recording sessions.
Please...
2020-01-31 17:58:05 +0000 UTC
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Today Abney Park is releasing the another wonderful episode of our audiobook series, Abney Park's Toyshop At The End Of The World!!! These chapters will come every week, like clockwork!
The Toyshop At the End Of The World is an origin story for many of the characters in Retrograde, and The Wrath Of Fate. Because of this, you can read this book first, before you've read the others.
Today I'm releasing the prologue, and the first two chapters, t...
2020-01-26 11:00:01 +0000 UTC
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Today Abney Park is releasing the next episode of a new audiobook series, Abney Park's Toyshop At The End Of The World.
These chapters will come every week, like clockwork! Today, however, since the opening few chapters are so short, I'm going to give you THREE!
The Toyshop At the End Of The World is an origin story for many of the characters in Retrograde, and The Wrath Of Fate. Because of this, you can read this book firs...
2020-01-19 11:00:01 +0000 UTC
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Today Abney Park is releasing the next episode of a new audiobook series, Abney Park's Toyshop At The End Of The World!!!
These chapters will come every week, like clockwork! Today, however, since the opening few chapters are so short, I'm going to give you THREE!
The Toyshop At the End Of The World is an origin story for many of the characters in Retrograde, and The Wrath Of Fate. Because of this, you can read this book fi...
2020-01-12 20:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Today Abney Park is releasing the next episode of a new audiobook series, Abney Park's Toyshop At The End Of The World!!!
These chapters will come every week, like clockwork! Today, however, since the opening few chapters are so short, I'm going to give you THREE!
The Toyshop At the End Of The World is an origin story for many of the characters in Retrograde, and The Wrath Of Fate. Because of this, you can read this book first, before you've read th...
2020-01-05 20:00:01 +0000 UTC
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Does anyone want to come to our New Years Eve show, but can’t afford to? It’s in Seattle, tonight, 8:00pm.
If you can’t afford to come, but want to, email me at Robert@abneypark.com, and I’ll put you on the guest list.
2019-12-31 18:57:54 +0000 UTC
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This is Episode 3 of Abney Park our new audiobook series, Abney Park's Toyshop At The End Of The World!!!
These chapters will come every week, like clockwork! Today, however, since the opening few chapters are so short, I'm going to give you THREE!
The Toyshop At the End Of The World is an origin story for many of the characters in Retrograde, and The Wrath Of Fate. Because of this, y...
2019-12-30 20:10:48 +0000 UTC
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This is Episode 2 of Abney Park our new audiobook series, Abney Park's Toyshop At The End Of The World!!!
These chapters will come every week, like clockwork! Today, however, since the opening few chapters are so short, I'm going to give you THREE!
The Toyshop At the End Of The World is an origin story for many of the characters in Retrograde, and The Wrath Of Fate. Because of this, you can read this book firs...
2019-12-30 20:06:58 +0000 UTC
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Today Abney Park is releasing the first episode of a new audiobook series, Abney Park's Toyshop At The End Of The World!!!
These chapters will come every week, like clockwork! Today, however, since the opening few chapters are so short, I'm going to give you THREE!
The Toyshop At the End Of The World is an origin story for many of the characters in Retrograde, and The Wrath Of Fate. Because of this, you can read this book first, before...
2019-12-30 19:58:40 +0000 UTC
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Years ago Abney Park recorded an amazing, quirky, and emotional Christmas album, dripping with Abney Park style. Here are three amazing tracks from that album, free for anyone!
Patrons here at Patreon can download the full album, even if you are only pledging a $1 a month! (If you are here getting these free songs, please consider pledging a little bit! We give you tons of free music, videos, all kinds of stuff. Look around!)
You have NO IDEA how important...
2019-12-18 19:14:59 +0000 UTC
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Years ago Abney Park recorded an amazing, quirky, and emotional Christmas album, dripping with Abney Park style.
Here is the whole album, posted song by song, for all you patrons.
You have NO IDEA how important you are to us. THANK YOU SO MUCH for supporting us here on Patreon.
2019-12-18 19:10:22 +0000 UTC
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Abney Park teamed up with the swing band Good Company, to cover the song “I Wanna Be Like You”. We gave you that track a couple weeks back, but now I’ve got a music video!!
This is just for you Patreon’s, so enjoy!
(Interesting Triva: Abney Park shares several band members with Good Company, namely Jake Sele, Trombone, and Carey Rayburn, Trumpet!)
2019-11-21 17:31:31 +0000 UTC
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Today I am releasing the full album introspection for the Abney Park's new album "Iconoclast".
This was a bit challenging for me, as there are a lot of deeply personal songs on the album, as well as some controversial topics discussed. Not everyone is going to agree with my strange convictions.
But, After listening to it, Kristina insisted I released this to you.
My apologies if you don't agree with any of the societal or political statements I've made here, but this...
2019-11-05 19:10:28 +0000 UTC
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ABNEY PARK'S NEW ALBUM "ICONOCLAST" IS ON SALE NOW!
GET IT HERE: www.abneypark.com/market
This album comes in two flavors: A Standard 10 song album, and a Deluxe Extended 30 track version, with 5 additional songs, and 15 instrumental mixes of the songs!
1. Come One Come All
2. Back To Zero
3. The Demon
4. Sailing Retrograde
5. Survival Of The Species
6. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
7. Dystopia Now
8. Doldrums
9. Back To My Sta...
2019-10-26 19:08:58 +0000 UTC
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Abney Park is almost to our funding goal to release our new album (on sale this saturday!)...
...but we are not quite there...and we only have one week left!!
So we thought we'd add a little incentive for people to either contribute (if you haven’t yet), or up your pledge (if you can).
HERE IS THE INCENTIVE: If we make our goal, we are going to add one more mystery song to album. We'll cover of one of my favorite songs by one of my favorite artists. (And if you are a...
2019-10-21 20:13:35 +0000 UTC
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Here's another taste of the new album, and great Halloween track!
Order this album TODAY: https://igg.me/at/abneyparkiconoclast Abney Park has been the soundtrack to your dreams for decades. October 26th, 2019 we are going to refuel those dr...
2019-10-04 17:52:19 +0000 UTC
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We are now taking pre-orders for the new album, on a fundraiser you can find here: https://igg.me/at/abneyparkiconoclast We've got some AMAZING perks you don't want to miss, so go check it out!
We've got new t-shirts, retro mix tapes, private parties, and more! Check it out!
2019-09-27 17:16:23 +0000 UTC
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