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It Begins

'Is it just me, or does she look a little familiar?'

[Isn't that because you have met other Ootsutsuki before?]

'Mhh, possible, but I don't think that is the case.'

[Why would you feel like she is similar to someone you know while the other Ootsutsuki we met didn't. Isn't that a little weird.]

'Oh? That's because they were ma... *cough* looked completely different.'

[Right, selective memory. I forgot.]

Meanwhile, Naruto couldn't help but feel tense due to K...

Kaguya Ootsutsuki

Madara couldn't believe what just had happened. In his life, he went through a lot of battles. However, not once did someone ever throw a cake in his face mid-fight. Especially not after diverting his attention with a ridiculously elaborate sealing arrangement that barely showed any effect.

He tried to move his arm to swipe the cake out of his face, but to his surprise, his arm wouldn't budge.

"W-What d-did you... do?"

On top of not being able to move his arms, even speaking...

Let's End This

As Yuna and Madara's fight continued, its scope started increasing at a rapid pace. While the duo started out with just hand-to-hand combat, mountain-sized ice blocks were now flying through the air and which were countered by hundreds of building-size trees. What started out as hand-to-hand combat turned into a scene of apocalyptic proportions.

Amid the monstrous attacks, two people were zooming through the air, dodging everything that was flung at them with crazed expressions on their...

The Fight Continues

*Boom*

An intense shockwave shook the air as Madara's fist was caught by Yuna's chakra-coated hand. Again and again, their hands collided, attacking and defending at a slowly increasing speed.

Then, the duo started using their leg, mixing kicks and dodges into their previously pure hand-to-hand combat, increasing the pace.

A few moments later, a loud clang echoed over the battlefield as a black staff collided with a giant sword, resulting in a small nick in the staff.

...

Zetsu's Despair

"HAHAHA, THE STRONGEST GENJUTSU!? LET ME EXPERIENCE IT, MADARA!!!"

When Zetsu heard Yuna yell those words, his jaw almost hit the ground. He was certain that as soon as Yuna noticed that Sasuke's Susanoo was blocking the Infinite Tsukuyomi, she would teleport next to Naruto, but to his delight, she did the opposite and held her position.

"Yes, her arrogance finally caused her to make a mistake!"

Moments later, Yuna's eyes changed and turned into a pair of Rinnegan, showing t...

The Greediest

It's not really a sex scene, but it comes very close, so:

***Warning NSFW***

Inside a lavish hall, a large number of humans were gathered in what appeared to be an extravagant festival. However, at the very first glance, it was relatively clear that this wasn't a normal festival.

First of all, only women were present, with not a single man in sight. Second, the women seemed to care very little about their state of dress as some of them were showing off their breas...

Meeting the Sage

A few minutes earlier, Naruto found himself inside a vast white space. After looking around for a few seconds, he couldn't help but sigh deeply.

"Hagoromo Ootsutsuki, I presume?"

Moments later, an old man with white skin and a pair of Rinnegan appeared floating crosslegged in front of Naruto. He had a stoic facial expression and radiated dignity.

"It is indeed I, Hagoromo Ootsutsuki, the progenitor o..."

"Err, sorry to interrupt you, but could you talk normally? I'm al...

Infinite Tsukuyomi

"Hehe, sever the fate of this world? Hahaha, good, very good! HAHAHA, I LIKE IT!!!"

Madara was taken aback by Yuna's sudden outburst. Frankly, he expected her to either dismiss his thoughts or not even understand what he was talking about.

"Ahh~ What a grand dream. However, there is a little bit of a misunderstanding in what you are currently doing."

Madara frowned when he heard Yuna's words.

"What do you mean by 'misunderstanding'?"

"Well, it's not really a misu...

The Speech

Yuna's fist and Madara's palm collided in midair, causing a massive shockwave to wash over the battlefield as the ten truth-seeker orbs hovering behind Madara stirred.

With lightning speed, they shot away from Madara and surrounded Yuna, who swiftly slapped them away with her ten tail-like chains while simultaneously catching another punch Madara threw at her.

The duo looked each other in the eyes as their faces wore similar-looking battle-crazed expressions.

"HAHAHA, MORE!!...

Come, MADARA!!!

Unfortunately, while Naruto, Lee, and Guy were distracted by Yuna's return. Madara managed to sneak up on Kakashi and steal his left eye, allowing him to travel to Obito's dimension, causing Yuna to smile.

'So far, everything is going more or less as we planned it. Just a little more, and this fate nonsense will finally be over.'

Yuna's eyes landed on Naruto, and to his surprise, Yuna's gaze was filled with overwhelming disgust. Initially, he wondered why Yuna would be looking at ...

The Eighth Gate?

A massive ball of chakra condensed in front of Naruto and shot towards Madara not even a second later.

"[Bijuudama]"

Despite the power behind the attack, Madara was unimpressed and swatted the orb of death away with a black staff formed from multiple truth-seeker balls, causing the attack to vanish behind the horizon while making Naruto grit his teeth.

Currently, Naruto wasn't feeling too good. He couldn't even explain it himself, but the more he fought Madara, the more slug...

I will Savor this Battle

Madara's gaze wandered over the people gathered in front of him and quickly decided who his first target would be. With a burst of speed, he shot toward Kakashi. He couldn't be sure that Obito would survive by himself, so Madara needed a method to access his dimension. If Kakashi were to crush his Sharingan, Madara's second Rinnegan would be lost until Obito decided to return to this dimension.

Although Kakashi was startled by Madara's approach which was almost too fast for him to see, ...

Oops, my Yuna is Showing~

The air trembled as copious amounts of Natural Energy was absorbed by Yuna and distributed between Kurama and her. While that was happening, Yuna opened the seal that blocked the energy she stole from the Juubi, increasing the energy flow even further.

Again and again, she broke through cultivation level after cultivation level, solidifying her cultivation instantly after every single one of them.

Yuna glanced at the sky, half expecting tribulation clouds to gather due to her ungo...

Starting It

[It's finally done.]

A comfortable feeling washed over Yuna's body as she felt her body and mind to be in balance for the first time since her reincarnation.

'Indeed, it's finally time.'

"I need you guys to buy me some time for me."

Naruto's eyes widened in surprise when he heard Yuna's request, and after giving her a short glance, he nodded in acknowledgment. Frankly, if it was just him, he somewhat doubted that he could hold back Madara, but since Hinata, Anko, Lee, ...

Finally

Feeling Madara's power washing over her, Yuna couldn't help but smile.

'Just how long has it been since I got a chance to experience this. Haa~ Despite it being one of my favorite things, I rarely can experience it. Why is it so hard to get into this kind of situation.'

[Isn't that because you are a monster?]

'Hehe, I guess that's true.'

[Honestly, I would prefer not to get into this kind of situation at all.]

'What are you saying, Kurama. This feeling is the bes...

Smile

Madara took a deep breath, enjoying the feeling of being alive again. Although he enjoyed the previous fight against Yuna and Naruto, only now that blood was flowing through his veins again could he truly savor a battle.

Zetsu sighed in relief when Madra actually made it back to the world of the living. He half-expected Yuna to pull some ridiculous stunt and stop the revival. Now, the final phase of Zetsu's plan could finally start.

Zetsu, who was still controlling Obito, took out...

Finally, I'm back

When certain plants live long enough while absorbing loads of Natural Energy, they will evolve and become a "Treasure of Heaven and Earth." That basically means that they gain some minor form of awareness.

What's sp special about Treasures of Heaven and Earth is that they usually have ridiculous amounts of Natural Energy stored inside them, and that said energy tents to be tainted somehow.

In Yuna's previous life, cultivators would capture these plants, shred... *cough*... mollify...

Thanks for the Meal

Meanwhile, deeply hidden by the sea of White Zetsu, spacial fluctuations appeared, and moments later, a masked man emerged from a spiral pattern in midair and landed next to Madara and Hashirama.

"Took you long enough, Obito. What in the world is going on here?"

Obito clicked his tongue in annoyance at Madara's commanding tone but started talking nonetheless.

"Let's just say that the birth of a certain young woman messed up around half of what we had planned for the future."...

Second Stage

As soon as the onlookers realized what had just happened, the crowd immediately became rowdy.

"Holy shit, they actually did it! I never thought we could win so easily."

"O-Oi, stop raising flags."

"That monster fight was awesome, you know. Nevertheless, it's good that it ended so fast, you know."

"Could you people stop this?"

"Man, I'm so relieved this ended without any problems."

"Please, stop."

"As soon as I get home, I will ask for my girlfriend's ...

A Flag

Although Madara was surprised that someone managed to dispel the Edo Tensei, in the end, it didn't matter.

"Bunch of children playing with jutsu they don't understand."

Madara went through a series of complex hand signs, and a moment later, the white glow around him vanished. The Edo Tensei binds a summon to a summoner in a contract. As long as the contract isn't canceled, whoever was called will stay in this world indefinitely.

However, Orochimaru had canceled the contract,...

Making a Huge Mistake

After Anko allowed Itachi to do whatever he wanted, he stepped forward and kneeled next to his unconscious body. Technically, it should be impossible for someone who was reanimated with the Edo Tensei to lose consciousness, but due to whatever changes Orochimaru did to his body, that was not the case for him.

Itachi kneeled next to Orochimaru, forced Orochimaru's eyes to open, and activated his Magekyou Sharingan, putting him under genjutsu. Moments later, Orochimaru started going throu...

Easy Clap

It was a few minutes earlier, and Anko and Orochimaru were fighting each other in front of a hidden cave.

'No, today will not be a good day.'

These thoughts passed through Orochimaru's mind as one of Anko's punches smashed into his crossed arms, sending him flying into a wall, leaving an Orochimaru-shaped hole in the wall.

'What the hell is with this insane strength? I know that Sage Mode boosts physical strength, but this is ridiculous. Additionally, why does she power up t...

Battle of Titans

Quite a few of the shinobi from the Allied Shinobi Forces stood on a faraway cliff, overlooking the battle between four titans. Although they were very far away, considering the figures fighting each other were all about 100 meters tall, things were still somewhat visible to them.

"A battle between gods."

While everyone was in awe due to what they were witnessing, one of the people present murmured these words under their breaths, causing those who heard them to nod in agreement.<...

It Begins

While everyone in the command center was still in slight disbelief, Yuna was genuinely suffering in agony.

'Monument of the Heavenly Cock and Balls? Nonono, that sounds stupid. Supreme Ice Cock and Balls? To short! Divine... Mhh... Earth-Penetrating... Nonono... mhh. How should I call it? I'm not good at naming landmarks. Maybe keep it simple and just call it Yuna's Cock and Balls?'

[How come you can come up with technique names so easily but struggle with this?]

'As I've al...

Just let go of your Pride

The Great Shinobi Alliance's command room was doused in silence as everyone looked at the massive chakra accumulation that clearly formed... something phallic.

When Madara's first meteor broke through the clouds and entered the alliances sensing range, people almost soiled their pants. Surprisingly, an even bigger attack managed to stop the meteor, causing them to sigh in relief, just to sense another meteor breaking through the clouds.

Now that the emotional rollercoaster was ove...

Yuna's Strongest Jutsu

Powerful explosions echoed over the battlefield as trees were constantly emerging from the ground just to be frozen over by ice or sliced by wind. Similarly, the emerging ice was frequently crushed or repelled by crimson flames.

Admits the devastating attacks, four figures were constantly zooming about, expertly weaving through the incoming attacks while continually trying to get an advantageous position.

Madara couldn't help but frown a little when he realized that his Sharingan ...

Yuna and Naruto vs Madara and Hashirama

"LET'S DANCE!!!"

Yuna heard Madara's yell as his presence grew even more domineering, making her smile.

Meanwhile, the shinobi of the Allied Shinobi Forces felt like a mountain was pressing down on them. Having two legendary shinobi on the level of Madara and Hachirama charging at you was no joke.

Some of them were about to regain their bearing and prepare themselves for combat, but Yuna's voice echoed over the battlefield before anyone could do so.

"I have some advice...

LET'S DANCE!!!

Two imposing figures wearing Warring State armor overlooked the battlefield in front of them. Despite being only two people against thousands, the duo easily pressured the massive army in front of them with their mere presence.

"HAHAHA, to think I would fight side by side with you one day, Madara."

Madara ignored the laughing man next to him and let his gaze wander over the battlefield before him. Moments later, he shook his head.

"I would prefer fighting you over this gathe...

Two Coffins

A middle-aged man wearing a lavish robe looked around in confusion.

He had noticed that the atmosphere in the room was getting more and more eerie, but due to the thick smoke, he couldn't see very far. So, he tried to locate his fellow Daimyos, but all he could find were a few bloodstains.

He immediately yelled to alarm the guard, but no one answered, no matter how much he yelled.

Moments later, he shrieked in terror as a pair of purple eyes and two rows of shiny teeth formi...

Let's do some Culling

Meanwhile, at a hidden location, a young woman with red hair and blue strains was casually walking toward her destination. While everyone in the control room was making a fuss about the appearance of the four Kage, Yuna stealthily made a clone of herself and switched places with it.

After a few more minutes of walking, she reached her destination. A massive clearing that had seemingly nothing in it. However, Yuna knew precisely what was going on here. She continued walking, and moments ...