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Here's a link to the playlist we're putting together to showcase all of the artists we feature on the show, as well as some of our personal favorites. On this weeks upcoming free epsiode we'll be featuring two talented artists, so stay tuned!

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EP 26: CAN YOU FIGHT YOUR BOYFRIEND?

This week we discuss hot religious girls, the cooking habits of white people, and the ethics of duking it out with your significant other.

Thank you to Slic for the show music.

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EP 25: F*** THE BOYS

This week we discuss dragons, neanderthals, walky time, and the simple fact that America's favorite superhero show is subpar at best. We are also very excited to present the first installment of Meat Bus Radio featuring Slic - the creator of our show's music - with their new single WEEEEU. We will be featuring underground artists every week to expand your sonic horizons. You can find every track on the Meat Bus Radio playlist on Spotify, and you can check out the rest of Slic's music below:<...

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EP 24: EXPENSIVE WOMAN VS. THE WORLD

Did you get vursed from having sex in a dead woman's apartment? Call the meatbus hotline if you want your own personal hijinks to be disected for a crowed of dissilussioned gays. We discuss being a therapist to the super rich, and Kay does some impressions for us. We also talk aout our to-watch movie list and the launch of meatbus radio. Thank you to all out patreon listeners for supporting us. We used some of the money to buy sandwiches.

Big thanks to Slic for the intro and outro musi...

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EP 23: PRIDE IS DONE

Pride is over. Alex and Kay discuss their criminal paths, address their alleged enbyphobia, and discuss the origins of the word "twink. "

Thank you Slic for our music.

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EP 22: 12 HUFFS POOPMAN COME I

For our third Patreon episode, we discuss perrenial age gap discourse, how to tell a friend you have feelings, and what to do if you have beef with a child. Thank you to all our paid subscribers for doing more for us than they can ever imagine.

Thank you Slic for the music

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EP 21: HOW TO PICK UP TRANS GIRLS

With this weeks free episode we can promise you one thing, a restraining order. We also talk about Alex's miriad of medical issues, eating pasta until you get anxious, and a healthy ammount of bs discourse.

Thanks to slic for the intro/outro music

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EP 20: MEAT BUS FULLY REALIZED *UNLOCKED*

Hey guys, this is Kay. I know we constantly remind y'all, but we are so thankful for the community we've built so far. I'm feeling sentimental; this episode marks a special moment in what I hope will be a long history for the show. This episode is the essence of what Alex and I both envisioned when we first began recording. Our cover art is a picture of me hunched over the laptop after two failed attempts at our first episode, after which Alex was overcome by a migraine, and I had to complete...

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EP 19: KAY HATES TIKTOK

In this slightly belated free episode, we wanted to give all of the free listeners a taste of our call-in segment. We also loosely discuss the state of social media platforms and what is possibly to come.

Special thanks to Slic for our music.

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CALL US: 940-331-6472

Wanna know if your boyfriend has a boyfriend? Wanna know what that weird lump is on your calf? How about if cracking an egg in your boss’s purse is *technically* illegal or not?

We’re not doctors or lawyers, but we’ll try our best to tell you. Call us at 940-331-6472 and leave a voicemail with all your burning questions. If you subscribe with a Meat Bus Pass, you can hear our answers in an episode.

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EP 18: Where is your boyfriend right now?

We are honored to present our first subscriber exclusive episode to all of you! This week is a little more serious than our usual chats, but Alex and I caught a wave and decided to ride it. We start with the question: How much meth fueled gooning is too much? And end the discussion by dissecting the implications of paranormal investigation, ring doorbells, and the share location feature of your iPhone.

As we've discussed, you guys can now also call in at 940-331-6472 with any and all ...

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