Redmari

Noah's room

If you guys remember me complaining about how I made Kim's room too neat and minimal, welcome to Noah's room, there's stuff everywhere haha

(this was made mostly as a color/proportion guide for me to try to stick by but I thought it'd be fun to share!)

helping hands

Just offering some help while at a friend’s house while playing video games while being distracted by porn, we’ve all been there

new year old me

I saw this 'about me' style trend going around last year and finally got around to it for fun. Hope you can read my garbage handwriting and get to know a bit more about me :P

[description of the "what's in my bag" section on the right: keys, phone, airpods, wallet, nailclippers and my 'working files' flashdrive with a lil straw dude charm]

J&J Christmas

This is a super last minute experiment Christmas present for you guys and my first time doing ANYthing relating to video making/uploading/etc haha Happy Crimas!

Audio credit (please tell me others out there love this Dick and Doug classic as much as I do): https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT89o5XXX/

reindeer ride

You guys.. I had this idea for a sexy 'come ride your reindeer' pin-up, thinking one of the sluttier boys/sexier men would get chosen in the poll last week.. and then Cricket won 🤣

He got to be a Christmas tree AND a reindeer this season, good for him!

babysitting

A request for Kim and Ky's theoretical adopted daughter getting to be an elf on the shelf that morphed into this joke about Kylee being such a great dad haha

tree decorating

A request for Naughty Elf!Noah decorating a Christmas tree featuring 2 of my favorite Cricket expressions rolled into one: nervous and horny :P

ASMRtists

I've been in an ASMR mood lately don't judge me 😂 So naturally I thought it'd be fun to see how all the boys would react to it lol

-Noah would love ASMR and all the weird naughty mouth sounds (and teasing Crick with them)

-Kim would be confused how random noises are popular on the internet but Kylee would have fun experimenting

-Dick punch incoming

dinner's ready

You guys voted last week who you’d like to see as your Thanksgiving meal and chose to go with the classic KimKy so Kim had a ‘ripe Kylee served over kitchen counter’ for Thanksgiving :D

a proper response

So when I thumbnail pages I often include a key word to know which sentence in the script I want there and this one for page 60’s “keep your panties on” line made me laugh and I wanted to share 😂

xray vision

I love how I feel the need to explain how every post came to be. Here's what happened haha

So I was reading some 'kpop confessions' where people poked fun at tropes they don’t quite prefer in the world of kpop and that somehow that led me to think of what my 'BL confession' would be. And this is it 😂

You ever chillin’, reading some yaoi.. the boys are gettin' it on, it's hot, it’s romantic, it’s emotional.. and then suddenly you're hit with a see-through butt? Like you ...

Ringleader

Just more celebrating Jules cuz I can 😂

(I didn’t wanna put a top hat on him like most ringleader costumes so he looks like he’s about to conduct a marching band and I’m hilariously okay with this)

party favor

Okay follow me here: What if Charlie went to a Halloween party, got drunk and got hit on by a cute drunk pirate Wes and both snuck around the corner for some fun. The twist being neither knew who the other was with the drawn on beard, mask and hats on and that much alcohol involved haha

Horror icons

Spooky season means throwing the boys into horror movies and seeing which characters they’d be! I did try to go for classics/well known movies but consider these recommendations for Halloween if you haven’t seen them yet ;)

Cricket (as Adam from Saw): Crick could literally be any frail/innocent ‘final girl’ trope in horror movies but I decided to go with my favorite movie of all time. Very much the ‘where am I, how do I get out of here, what happened to my shoes’ ...

family candy hunters

A request for Kim and Ky taking their future daughter trick'r'treating! It was fun trying to think what she'd dress up as and since horror/Halloween is definitely Kylee's thing, she gets to be Tiffany Valentine from Child's Play (with Ky sporting a Chucky shirt)

Tis the season!!

honey are you coming

'It's not a one night stand if it turns into two'

Just Noah being a little inviting with added practice of overhead lighting

skatch dump

A bunch of little doodles I felt like sharing including some you guys recommended 😊 Just to elaborate on a few:

PAGE 1 - MOST of these are doodles from meetings at work but we also got chibis and other potential poses for clown stripper Noah haha

PAGE 2 - Unfinished works like KimKy sharing an umbrella, more work doodles and fulfilled requests for Wes and Charlie mechanical bull riding, gym workouts and goat yoga!

make it double

A little look at what would happen if N&C's one night stand had gotten a bit more heated. Noah was one moan away from taking his pants off haha

The Scheme

[Time to switch things up: a little Wes and Charlie centered crack fic based on a request for if the gang decided to plan Kim and Ky's proposal out for them!]

It was a cool autumn afternoon. A rarity for Texas seeing as how our seasons typically go from summer to winter to summer again. It was a waste to not be outside enjoying it so the Kimrick Ranch planned on doing just that. Well, three of us at least. I was invited to lunch at the property’s resident ...

mud wrestling

A request for twink mud wrastling that I decided should be nude cuz wrestling is already pretty fuckin gay 😂

Two things came to mind when coloring this:

1. Me, knowing fully well Cricket is 5 years older than Kylee, thinking: DON’T HURT HIM KY HES JUST A CHILD

2. This: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeQlmCR_1dU

doggy style

Our boys as doggos! You guys had some great ideas for who should be what breed, here’s the breakdown of who and what and why:

Kim the yellow lab: loyal, hard working all American good boy. Also blonde.

Kylee the schipperke: schipperkes weren’t suggested by you guys but speaking from experience they look and act like feisty bite-size demon princesses.. which is Kylee

Cricket the chihuahua: self explanatory

Noah the whippet: just an elegant but spacey little shit tha...

rodeo clown

I held a vote earlier this week of who you guys would wanna see as a stripper clown and Wes won! This started with undies but we don't need no undies, this is NSFW week 😂

choices choices..

A little behind-the-scenes color struggle that got turned into a derpy Jules and Jasper mini comic: When coloring the room C wakes up in I couldn't decide for the longest time whether I wanted blue or yellow lighting. The yellow seemed more grimy/uncomfortable/spotlighty but the blue was very sterile, empty and cold which in the end was what I wanted that room to feel like.

Hopefully I made the right choice and I hope you guys don't mind getting to know J&J before getting to know th...

mock doujin

So my friend and I were sniffing around the doujinshi booth at Otakon this past weekend and I noticed 2 things: 1. Holy SHIT are those things expensive and 2. Tentacles are still very much a thing. Like I could've sworn that trope died out a long time ago lol

All that to say I wanted to make a fun fake little doujin cover with Kylee getting attacked by said tentacles. The plot would be him and some friends got together (in school girl uniforms apparently) and played with a ouija board o...

music lovers

I got to wondering if the Patchwork boys were driven by their music taste stereotypes (like Kim and Ky are with country and emo) so I decided to draw them indulging in those lifestyles

The Hipster: Crick listens to chill road-trip music to relax his Double-D energy so count him in for your next indie/folk music party, he’ll bring the Death Cab if you bring the Modest Mouse

The Metalhead: Think Kylee but with less teen angst and more mosh pits. Noah was a rebellious little shit g...

Time to party

A patron request for the ranch boys throwing Kim and Ky a pride party with Wes going a bit of an extra mile. Kylee's brain went from 'Cake!' to 'A different kind of cake!'

(I'm well aware we've moved on from Pride month but it was either post it now or wait till next year 😂)