Celery Man

Newsletter 📰 September 2025

Hello again dear patrons!! Here's an update on everything you can expect coming up with me and my art:

🥬This month:

• If you didn't notice the sketch, I pulled a last minute switcheroo on you guys, and I'm working on painting Tusky🥒 in his Halloween costume for this year!! Last week I put a poll out for the high-tier patrons to vote on what they wanted his costume to be, and "Devil" won by a landslide. 😈 So Demon Tusky is in the wo...

  2025-09-30 17:08:17 +0000 UTC View Post

sketch: Devil Tusky 😈🎃 Halloween 2025

Orctober is nearly upon us and that means Halloween is around the corner, and Tusky's got a new costume for this year!! I polled the high-tier patrons last week and the devil costume idea won by a landslide. I'm gonna go a lot less campy and more dark and gothic with the tone of this painting - I want to switch it up and get a little scarier and creepier this Halloween.

But wait... wasn't this month supposed to be a Seamus painting!? wtf Mr. Celeryman, what's the deal?!!!!😤

W...

POLL: Tusky's Halloween costume for 2025 🎃

Oh yes it's that special time of year when we all get to vote on what Tusky's dressing up as for Halloween this year!!

This year, I'm gonna put a bit of a twist on things. So far, his Halloween costumes - or, at least the way I've presented them in the paintings - have been kinda silly, leaning into the campy aspects of his personality. This year we're gonna take a different angle. I want ...

BONUS: TV interview daddy 🎤

Alright so the husband and I like to watch episodes of this older show on youtube, and there's a guy who interviews people at the end of the show, and his daddy vibes are off the charts. So, I had to take it upon myself to do some fan art. Hope you guys enjoy it. Which outfit is your favorite?! 🥬

RGB getting bred: painting process!🎨

Finally getting back to making these for you guys!! Hope you enjoy seeing the process of how this one came together!

RGB getting bred 🏋️‍♂️ variations 4k

Enjoy a handful of variations on this scene of RGB getting what he's always dreamed of! Wait... what the.... who's that top???? 🥒

RGB getting bred 🏋️‍♂️ variations

Enjoy a handful of variations on this scene of RGB getting what he's always dreamed of! Wait... what the.... who's that top???? 🥒

Seamus Q&A 🍀 answers!

Alright Seamus fans!! I read all your questions and did my best to answer. I hope you enjoy learning more of the details of his life, sexuality, and psychology - I really tried to dig deep for these and not give you throwaway surface answers. Read on!!! Answered in the order the questions were received:

From @reterosexual:
1) has Seamus ever been in trouble with the law, given his love of uninhibited, risky public sex? 

• De...

  2025-09-04 17:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post

Random Gym Bro 🏋️‍♂️ getting bred 4k

That stoic face might not let it show, but you know he absolutely loves this more than anything, and he's planning on carrying this load around inside him for the rest of the day. That hat is staying on, though.

As for the top... hmm, what's that chest tat?? 🍀 Think this was the same occasion as when the two of them were hanging out on the couch, or is this another meetup?

Random Gym Bro 🏋️‍♂️ getting bred

That stoic face might not let it show, but you know he absolutely loves this more than anything, and he's planning on carrying this load around inside him for the rest of the day. That hat is staying on, though.

As for the top... hmm, what's that chest tat?? 🍀 Think this was the same occasion as when the two of them were hanging out on the couch, or is this another meetup?

Newsletter 📰 August 2025

Greetings patrons!! Time for another update about what's coming up with me and my art as summer starts to wind down. Read on...

🥬This month:

• I'm enjoying trying to bring this scene of Random Gym Bro getting railed to life!! I'm experimenting with a different twist on my typical painting style, trying to make it a little more chaotic and energetic than normal. I think that style shift will fit both the character and the scene itself. Th...

  2025-08-27 16:54:43 +0000 UTC View Post

Seamus Q&A! 🍀

Alright everybody, time for you to get to ask all your burning questions about Seamus, our favorite Boston-Irish bisexual, homoromantic, tragically closeted and eternally horny jock!! His stat sheets are included on here for your reference, and don't forget about the old Q&A I posted on here last week, the answers and information there are all definitely still canon. I look forward to reading your questions!! I'll write up answers and post them here at the beginning of next week. 😎💚...

sketch: Random Gym Bro 🏋️‍♂️ getting bred

I bet you guys were wondering what kind of scene RGB was gonna show up in. Who was expecting this? Yeah, RGB loves getting absolutely skewered - and then fucking his girlfriend later with the guy's load still inside him 🥴 This one is gonna be a lot of fun to paint for you guys!!

bonus/repost: Seamus Q&A from 2022!🍀

I'm gonna be doing a Q&A thread about Seamus later this month for the high-tier patrons, and to get everybody brought up to speed before we do that, I wanted to repost the Q&A thread I did in 2022 on twitter!! All these answers are still canon, I hope they give you guys more tasty context about who he is and what he's like. PS: The reference to "Tommy" in slide 7 was a character belonging to the artist who asked that question.

Baseball, America's Pastime ⚾🧢 variations 4k

Enjoy a bunch of variants of these passionate players! All these variations were patron-requested, haha, and I hope these deliver what you guys were hoping for!!

Baseball, America's Pastime ⚾🧢 variations

Enjoy a bunch of variants of these passionate players! All these variations were patron-requested, haha, and I hope these deliver what you guys were hoping for!!

Baseball, America's Pastime ⚾🧢 4k

Pitchers and catchers, name a more iconic duo! This is the best way to celebrate winning the big game - right there on the mound. In my opinion this is the team Coach coaches and he taught em well 😎

hope you guys love this one as much as I loved making it!! might be a new favorite of mine!

Baseball, America's Pastime ⚾🧢

Pitchers and catchers, name a more iconic duo! This is the best way to celebrate winning the big game - right there on the mound. In my opinion this is the team Coach coaches and he taught em well 😎

hope you guys love this one as much as I loved making it!! might be a new favorite of mine!

Newsletter 📰 July 2025

Hello patrons one and all - hope you guys are enjoying the summer (or winter if you're down under) and staying cool!! Another month is already wrapping up, so here's an update about what you can expect from me and my art:

🥬This month:

• Nothing like a baseball game on a sunny summer afternoon ⚾ especially one with this kind of dress code and such affectionate pitchers and catchers!! So excited to share this one with you guys - it's com...

  2025-07-28 16:14:55 +0000 UTC View Post

POLL: August painting 🔮

Alright Mighty Celery Stalks, come cast your vote and help me decide who to paint in August!! We just had Tusky and Coach Dad before him, so I'll leave those guys off the list.

I'm also gonna leave Seamus off the list cause I want more time to think about how to convey where his storyline is headed - not something I want to rush. He might actually be September's subject!🍀

sketch: Baseball, America's pastime ⚾🧢

Steeeeeeeeeeeerike three, the pitcher strikes out the last batter to win the pennant!! Time to celebrate! Everybody knows pitchers and catchers are a natural pair 💘

I'm gonna have a lot of fun with this one, I'm gonna go all out on the americana feel! Coach Dad will not be in this scene, but maybe this is the team he coaches!? Who knows, it's up to you guys to decide.

Tusky stat sheets! 🥒

Since it's a Tusky month, it's time to learn more about him! I really enjoyed filling out his stats, haha. He's more of a superhero than a realistic person, so most of his stats are off the charts - some literally so! Peruse at your leisure and tell me in the comments if anything caught your eye... 🧐

Tusky tanning 🥒🌞 painting process!

I made a breakdown of my process of painting this scene of Tusky lounging by the pool - hope you enjoy checking it out!

Tusky tanning 🥒🌞 variations 4k

Well looks like Tusky made a friend... wait... is that the ginger from art class!?? Wow, that redhead really has a thing for green! And the green makes a lot of white, and... I'm running out of color puns.

Hope you guys dig these, making these variations is always fun to see what twists I can put on the original scene!!

Tusky tanning 🥒🌞 variations

Well looks like Tusky made a friend... wait... is that the ginger from art class!?? Wow, that redhead really has a thing for green! And the green makes a lot of white, and... I'm running out of color puns.

Hope you guys dig these, making these variations is always fun to see what twists I can put on the original scene!!

Tusky tanning by the pool 🥒🌞 4k

Whoa, new haircut Tusky? Guess he's beating the heat with a shorter buzz! What do you guys think? I think it's a good look for him. Though, I doubt his haircut is what passerby will be visually focused on... looking awfully inviting there, Tusky.

Love how the colors in this one turned out!! Hope you guys dig it too - always love working on a colorful summery scene like this. The variations are going to be a ton of fun, keep an eye out in a few days!!

Tusky tanning by the pool 🥒🌞

Whoa, new haircut Tusky? Guess he's beating the heat with a shorter buzz! What do you guys think? I think it's a good look for him. Though, I doubt his haircut is what passerby will be visually focused on... looking awfully inviting there, Tusky.

Love how the colors in this one turned out!! Hope you guys dig it too - always love working on a colorful summery scene like this. The variations are going to be a ton of fun, keep an eye out in a few days!!

Newsletter 📰 June 2025

Hello patrons!!! Holy crap once again the month has flown by, it passed in a heat wave-induced haze and here we are at the end. Sweaty - but alive! 😤 Here's a brief update on everything coming up with my art that you can expect:

🥬This month:

• Tusky is back at his summer party lounging by the side of the pool, looking awfully inviting!!🥒 I really love the summer colors that are going on in this one, it's like every flavor of sherbe...

  2025-06-30 20:35:44 +0000 UTC View Post

Sketch: Tusky tanning 🌞🥒

This is a totally normal way to get some sun by the pool, right? Well it is for Tusky, at least... he's such a handful.

Will be working hard on this one to have ready for you guys on the 1st!!! Had a fantastic reference photo for this pose by Mack Sturgis, if you're not following his photography on social media yet, you really should be!! 🥵

Coach Dad 🧢 stat sheets!!!

Hey all!! Little bonus for everybody to sink their horny teeth into - stat sheets for Coach Dad! As before, there are stats for his everyday G-rated personality traits, and also.... after dark stats 😈 I hope you all enjoy!!