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A New Chapter of Edgewarmer....

Should be out soon. And I'm sorry for the wait. Life has been...trying recently. More than usual.


Awful, really. It's been bad enough I only played BG3 for a couple of days because I've been that busy. And freaking out. Just a bit.


It's awful.


But things are happening. Trying to do better, as usual.



And thank ya'll for sticking with me. Also as usual.



You're all great.

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Patreon: Bored in Brockton Chapter 1

Sorry for the very late post. I've uh...had a time recently. Twas not a good time. But it was a time.


BUT HERE I AM ONCE MORE. WITH A THING! A COMMISSION!


WHERE CRYSTAL PELHAM, LASERDREAM, AMY'S AND VICTORIA'S COUSIN, COMES TO TERMS WITH BEING A FREAK.


ENJOY THE FIRST CHAPTER. WITH MORE TO COME.

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Patreon: Bench Warmer Ch 25

FINALLY. I DID IT. I DID THE THING. WITH THE WORDS.


Life has been...something lately. But I did it! I lived!


Now, tell me what you think! And enjoy!

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Life Has....

Returned to roughness. So my plan to get out another chapter of BW before the end of the month has fallen through. But, dang it, I'm still working! I'm still alive!

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Hopefully....

Another chapter of Bench Warmer will be out soon!


ALSO, I NEED TO MANAGE MY TIME BETTER. OR SOMETHING. I HAVE SO MUCH TO DOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

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Patreon: Island Garden Chapter 2

THE SAGA CONTINUES.

AND WILL PROBABLY HAVE TO MOVE TO DISCORD ONLY AT SOME POINT. DUNNO YET.

WE SHALL SEE.

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Biblioculture Ch 3

YES, I KNOW ITS NOT ONE OF THE MANY OTHER THINGS I NEED TO DO, BUT YA'LL REQUIRE CONTENT TO LIVE AND THIS WAS SITTING AROUND. AS WORDS DO.


SO HERE IT IS! AND ENJOY!

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Happy....

NUMBER 50 SOMETHING OF THE VARIOUS HOLIDAYS THAT INVOLVE FREEDOM FROM THE BRITISH EMPIRE, MY PEEPS!

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Bench Warmer Canon Omake: Holy Shit Balls

A Canon Omake! The first ever time Kakashi, still a bit uh, weird due to his arm still being on fire and his burgeoning alcohol addiction, decided to have his team fight each other! You know! For fun!


And to bother the absolute shit out of Sakura. With many, many more days of this to come.


Also, sidenote, if you you've ever watched Deadpool 2, you probably know where the title comes from.


I thought it was fitting!

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Will Hopefully....

Have something out tomorrow! Or the day after! Hopefully!

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I'm Sorry....


I haven't been all that productive this month. Still haven't been able to find a doctor to look at my sister's cancer. Everyone is full up.

Just hoping it hasn't passed the stage where it can be treated and that's about it. And it's not helping with my mother's dementia, I tell you what... Life is rough.

But I'm going to be writing now. Focusing on it. Something has to be done.

Life goes on.

Thank you, all, for having stuck with me this long.

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I'll Hopefully....

have something out soon. Sorry for the wait, ya'll. Just life. Ya know?

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Hoping to Get Something Out....

Soon. Sorry for the wait. It's just that, well...okay. So.

My sister, who I'm the sole caregiver for, has Thyroid cancer. And I'm kinda dealing with that at the moment. And my mother has also been diagnosed with Dementia. Figuring that one out as we speak.

A lot of stuff is going on. And, again, sorry for the wait.

Something should be out soon anyway. Just forgive me if my schedule is extra fucky for a bit.

Yeah?

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Working....

On wooooooorddds! And thinking on BW. And EW. As usual.

I already know where I want to go. This stuff is planned out. The problem is the HOW. The words and the actions. You know?

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Patreon: Edgewarmer Chapter 4

DID IT. YEAH!


Give thoughts, as always! Please?

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Working on Comms....

And hoping to get out a chapter of Edgewarmer too before the end of the month.


This writing stuff is haaaarrrrrrrrrddddddddddddddd.

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Benchwarmer: Team Kurenai Interlude 1

FINALLY. ARGH.


A THING. FOR YOU.


AND, YES, THERE IS STORY STUFF IN HERE. IT'S NOT JUST JOKES AND RAMBLING.



ANYWAY, ENJOY! OR DON'T. AND IF YOU DON'T, PLEASE TELL ME WHY!


SAME IF YOU DO!


PLEASE?

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Working On....

The next chapter of Bench Warmer. And, I gotta say, this one is fighting me.


This one has HANDS. But I'm working on it.


Wait coldly, my friends.

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Patreon: Growing Glory: Taylor Chapter One

YEP. AS YOU CAN SEE HERE, A NEW CHALLENGER HAS BEEN ADDED TO THE GAME.


ENJOY!


The commissioner sure did!

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Patreon: Bench Warmer Ch 23

HERE WE GO.

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Patreon: SUNSHINE Omake: Hat Trick

A commission based on the SUNSHINE verse! The one with our favorite cracked out Kryptonian Clone! You know the one!


That's why it's your favorite, after all! And there are 3k words of it! Amazing!


Tell me, as ever, what you think!

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Patreon: Edgewarmer Chapter 3

THE CONTINUATION OF SAKURA IN CYBERPUNK 77!


WHERE SHE IS, IN FACT, ACTUALLY TWELVE! YOU ASKED FOR IT.


YOU GOT IT.


MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON OUR SOULS.

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Patreon: Island Garden Ch 1

This is a commission! The first chapter! A story about how Jaune Arc, Kali Belladonna, and Willow Schnee get stranded on an island together! And do the typical island things!

Find shelter! Obtain water! Get food and clothing! Escape the island!

Have ridiculous amounts of sex!

What? You have to make your own fun, eh?

:p

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Now That We've Had Some Time....

to think... What did ya'll think about the last chapter of Bench Warmer?


Best Bits? Bits that need work? General ideas? Whatcha got?


I must know!

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Patreon: Growing Glory Amy: Chapter 8

THIS THING WAS A LONG TIME IN THE MAKING. ALL THESE COMMISSIONS. ALL THESE STORIES AND WORDS.


THEY VEX ME. THEY VEX ME GREATLY. BUT I DO THEM. FOR YOU.


AND FOR THE COMMISSIONER. :p


VICKY 9, COMING SOON TO A BIRB'S NEST NEAR YOU!

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Patreon: Bench Warmer 22

THERE. DONE. MAYBE.


This may need some fixing! Or redoing! Or something! Some earlier ideas, which I might have hinted at in my last post, proved somewhat more difficult to pull together than I'd expected.


Or just not good for the story. Unsure. But that's writing for you.


EITHER WAY, ENJOY. HAVE FUN.

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Tried to Wrap Up the Next...

Chapter of BW tonight...but I failed. Its going on for longer than I thought it would. But TODAY. TODAY FOR SURE. IT'll BE OUT.


JUST GOTTA SLEEP. AND IT'LL BE HERE.


FOR SURE.

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Almost....

DONE WITH ANOTHER CHAPTER OF BENCH WARMER. AND IT'S GONNA BE A BIT DIFFERENT FROM THE NORM. I'LL SAY THAT MUCH!


I'm also probably gonna drop something older here. More of an idea at the moment than it is something solid. But it do exist.


Callsign: Yellow Dragon. A Battletech/YDCT cross. 


Yes. You heard right. I may or may not be a madman.

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Ah, Wait....

I've also got Porcing to do. Oof. Sorry about that!

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Patreon: Two Backs, Sixteen Tails: Chapter 5

ANOTHER CHAPTER OF THIS THING! A COMMISSION BY A DEVOTED FAN!


A FAN OF WHAT? ME? THE PAIRING? BOTH?


We'll say both. For the Birb's Ego must be assuaged!


Also, I'll be writing the final thing ya'll voted for now! Yes! That thing! The thing! The story!


LDGTS, YA NERDS! THAT'S COMING FOR YA!

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