Blackmarch

I'm Sorry....

I haven't put anything out lately. Just...man. Inspiration is a little dry at the mo, you know?

Still trying though!

Believe it!

:p

Man....

Writing is hard.

Writing....

SUNSHINE! And another chapter of Two Backs, Sixteen Tails! It's just taking a bit!

I'm taking Sunshine seriously, darn it!

Patreon: Bench Warmer Ch 9

FINALLY! FINALLY DONE!

AND ITS JUST A TRANSITION CHAPTER! THE INO SEX HAPPENS THE NEXT CHAPTER! AS WELL AS THE STORY AND THE IMPLODING OF CANONS!

ENJOY!

Another Chapter....

Of Bench Warmer should be out soon! And I'm honestly considering...doing a couple in a row. Keep it fresh. This once a month thing is messing up the flow, get what I mean?

Just a thought.

Also, I'm sick.

Just another thought.

Patreon: Celestial Unknown Mapping Ch 4

HERE WE ARE! 7k WORDS OF STORY!

ENJOY!

AND NOW TO LOOK AT SUNSHINE.

Celestial is Now at....

6k words. Still not done. But I might be done today!

Working On....

Celestial right now! Its at 3k words and still isn't done!

Continue to wait at the temperature that would be most comfortable for it!

Bench Warmer Chapter 8 REVISED

Bigger! Better! With small fixes and extra Hinata and Tenten!

Ino? Where's Ino? Ino is gonna get her own chapter.

She's going to need Sakura's help to get over her embarassment, capiche!

For Anyone Wondering....

What Hinata was seeing in the last chapter. And what Tenten was asking about.

It's a little different from what they're used to.

Might Do a Rewrite....

Just a bit. A touchup. Here and there.

Writing is hard. Let no one tell you otherwise.

Thoughts....

On adding Tenten and Ino bits to the last chapter of Bench Warmer? I'm seriously considering this.

Bench Warmer Ch 8

A BIT LATE, BUT HERE! HERE! TAKE IT!

And enjoy! Always enjoy!

Patreon: What Does the Fox Say? Ch 10

I've finally got this out! And, after this, hopefully today, we'll have Bench Warmer! 

I am also working on Celestial! Its got words even!

Wait coldly, my hooligans!

What an Upset....

Celestial Unknown Mapping has won the vote! Yeah! That's right! Porcing has been kicked off its laurels for the new kid on the block!

This is terrible! Horrible!

The result of democracy!

Thank you all for participating! And, now, wait coldly! Drink water! Stay in the shade!

Stay healthy!

So....

It seems that Sunshine won the first half of the vote! Lewd Supergirl is here! Or she will be real soon! And why?

It was because of you, my dear voters! All because of you! And, man, this took forever! I had to look all the voters up separately to see what tier you were and everything! Patreon hates ease of use!

But I did it! And that's what we got! The Straight fics will be counted out on the morrow! And this one is going to be a real bitch!

Growing Glory 12: Victoria

Here it is! Finally! With Amy having come out over a month ago! That's okay though! Its finally here! And, guess what? I'm counting votes still! Yeah, it takes a bit.

But I am also going to write another Bench Warmer! So that's something, innit? And this chapter of GG is just the prelude to next chapter's sex scene! Yep! Its coming! Finally!

Rejoice!

The Polls....

Have ended! They are done! Kaput! Over!

And now, I must count!

Thank you for participating in porn democracy, guys! And may the best stories win!

In Give and Take....

They aren't animals. Or show Grimm. From the show.

Think Possession. That's what's up.

That is all.

Give and Take Chapter One

Here be a commission! A very different sort of commission from what I'm used to! On multiple levels! Like no futa! Crazy, right? Right!

You'll see what I mean when you read it! And don't worry! What's happening during this chapter, the pov and the commentary, is very different from what is going on! Also on multiple levels!

Enjoy!

Sorry....

I reposted the futa one. Sadly, it won't let you edit if you forgot to add an option. So SUNSHINE IS IN NOW.

Patreon Voting Poll 2021 2: Futa

EDIT: SORRY. DIDN'T PUT SUNSHINE IN THE POLL. ARGSH.

Welcome to the first ever split vote on this server! Place! Thing! Whatever! The thing! Welcome! You know what to do!

LDGTS: Lisa Doesn't Get to Sleep: NSFW: Taylor has problems. Lisa has, objectively, bigger problems. Its all a matter of perspective, really... If only Taylor's libido had an off button.

If only.

You know what this is. Don't you lie to me. Possibly the greatest thing I've ever wr...

Patreon Voting Poll 2021 2: Straight

The other half to the voting scene! Whooo! And kind of a case in point to why I'm doing this!

There are only two options! TWO!

Porcing All the Girls: The Original Hentai Orc in Worm fic! Accept no substitutes!

Celestial Unknown Mapping: NSFW (At Some Point): He's lost. He has no idea who he is, where he is or what he's here for. All he knows is that this tiny woman in a white dress feels like home.

And that he is the Dawn. That too. Wha...

Something Came Up....

And its something that I should have done forever ago. To be fair, it was hard to think what with life being what it is. Hard, that is. But, I'm doing this.

One half or so of my patrons have been shut out of voting. Not because they can't vote. But because their vote doesn't matter. And we're going to fix this right now.

Two sets of polls that everyone votes in. One for the Straight stories. The other for the Futa. Seeing as that's the only two things I write...

OOPS AGAIN!

I forgot to put down my opener! All I put down was the voting choices!

Oh no!

I'M GONNA WRITE THE SECOND HALF....

OF THAT DEN MOTHER SCENE ANYWAY. NO VOTING REQUIRED. NO WORRIES.

THE ONE WITH YANG, TO BE CLEAR.

ITS IMPORTANT.

Patreon: Den Mother Ch 5

THIS IS PART ONE OF A TWO PARTER. THE SECOND PART IS ONE I'M GOING TO DO EITHER WAY, NO MATTER WHAT.

I HAD AN IDEA AND I COULDN'T LET IT GO. SO, YANG GETS SOME MORE SCREEN TIME THAN NORMAL.  ITS A SUPER SEXUALLY CHARGED CHAPTER, BUT NO SEX.

THE SEX IS COMING. DON'T WORRY.

YOU'LL SEE WHAT THAT IDEA WAS AT SOME POINT. THAT OR YOU CAN ASK ME ON DISCORD.

SERIOUSLY, COME TO THE DISCORD.

AND WE'LL BE HAVING A VOTE AGAIN. TOMORROW.

Giving Full Attention to....

Den Mother now!

Already 600 words in! Now just another...uh... I'm not sure! However many words we need to make this feel RIGHT.

Wait coldly! And fuck the summer!

Was Chapter Seven....

Good?

I must know! Tell me!

Patreon: Bench Warmer 7

The FIGHTING CHAPTER. Or, well, sparring. Starring Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura!

I've heard its good! But I don't know! I don't write fighting scenes all that often!