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Funky Spice Game client A9.3 is GO!

Following up on the launcher issue:

There has been (based on database records) more successful game launches/saves than players reporting the issue. So if you have not reported the issue, please do. Also, to rule out a regional thing (server host not reaching certain countries, please state your country in a Private message if you are having problems launching the game.)

This version fixes mostly the issues with Amazon's Arena. The mini-game is no...

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Weekly update: Oliver

915 new images of Oliver have been uploaded.

On the programming front, I'll need at least one more weekend to finalize the 9.3 build. So there is hope next week might yield a long awaited fix to the somewhat game breaking issue.

fingers crossed.  

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Weekly update: Charlie (again)

Well yes, Charlie has 5 more body shapes making him take subtle fitness muscle/fitness variants in the early game.

As a reminder, those are important or your choices won't appear to matter. The game relies on pre-rendered avatars, so if the height level 3, muscle level 5 Charlie render does not exist and you've made choices taking you there, you'll be getting the closest match (muscle 4 or 6) until it is either rendered or you add more spice yo his system making him taller and getting t...

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Weekly update: Charlie

5 new body shapes uploaded for Charlie.

mostly 5'10" and and 5'11" variants.

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Build A9.3 Status

So there is a major bug with amazon's arena. Game breaking for some, intermittent for others.

I had to chose between rushing a hot-fix or fast-tracking the next build, so I chose the latter. Pushing forward always seems more productive. Of course it is a bit of a downer especially for those who just joined but I'm confident that A9.3 will be ready before September ends.

The major improvement should be in amazon's arena. besides solving the current issue, the new animations should ...

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Weekly content + News

Emma has 5 new transitional body shapes between 5'7" and 5'11".

13 new cut-scenes have been uploaded to the game, the ZIP files of the new scenes will be shipped out as September's Reward.

Release A9.3 is still in the works, there has been a fair share of distractions in real life in the last two weeks. Distractions are not good for coding software. Content production is not as negatively affected by distractions so I focused a little more on content as a result.

But don't d...

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Classic BS characters recast.

Hi peeps!

I've been tinkering with new gen 8 Daz Characters and I'm thinking of introducing some iRay rendered stories in the theater. So as test subjects I picked a few classic Bloopers Studios characters from the original series.

Let's be clear, those are not going to be in the game any time soon. They are also recasts, Don't expect them to look the same, only to play the same role and convey the same presence.

Can you guess who they are? Do you like the recast?

1- H...

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Ava update

5 new body shapes have been updated for Ava, variations on fitness/muscularity levels between 5'5" and 5'9"

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Weekly update: Charlie

5 new early game shape variations for Charlie have been uploaded.

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5 new Oliver Body shapes

The weekly content update is Oliver, 5 new body shapes on the skinny end of the spectrum. That's 915 renders!

Cheers!

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Making progress with Sprite layering!

There, it looks like I've found the recipe to layer the amazons correctly. 

Next step: build new core to animate the attacks.

hopefully, animation performance will be improved as well. (Smoother maybe?)

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August reward preview + Content update

So Patreon is collecting the pledges, meanwhile I'm zipping up the cut-scenes so the patron's reward is ready to go as soon as I see everyone's payment has cleared! (Worst case It will be sent on the 5th... Same thing with the membership update for Alpha access)

This week's content update is Emma, 5 more incremental body shapes between 5'6" and 5'9"

Cheers!

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Weekly Update: Olivia

Olivia has just received an update of 5 new body shapes ranging from 5'7" to 6'3" with higher fitness/muscle than the previous variations for the same heights.

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Discord server: Setup by Andrew!

Hey Guys,

Andrew felt like we needed a discord server and volunteered to moderate it! (I'll also show up in there now and then...)

It's the place to share your Amazon's arena IDs and brag about your wins and tactics!

Bug reporting is still best performed through Patreon Direct messages

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Build A9.3 Status and beyond...

Hi Everyone,

at this point I've made some improvements on the flickering issues and I'll be working on the battle arena's animations next. That should be the essence of A9.3... Coming in August.

This week's update will be some transitional body shapes for Olivia and more rendering of cut-scenes for Chapter 2 to publish as the August reward.

Plans for A9.4 are to introduce a new dialog option for Charlie at the gym. Enabling Oliver to ask Cha...

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And... More Charlie again!

This week's content update is 5 more new body shapes for Charlie. He's been lagging behind in updates for a while but now, I think he's caught up... Well in the number of pictures available, not in height: the girls just grow too fast for him.

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Weekly update: Chalie +5 body shapes

New body shapes added to give more accurate representations of Charlie at various stages of early game growth.

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Empty Amazon squads?

I've been looking at the game data and I see that most of you who tried the game have empty squads in their saved game data...

here is a little primer on how to play Amazon's Arena:

1- Add Amazons to your squad (max 6 melee, 6 rear)
2- Warriors are the best at melee
3- Slaves will perform the same in both positions but are good melee cannon fodder, especially the short, low level ones.
4- Mistresses are good in both positions but your main mistress should either stay in t...

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new Game client: A9.2

Hello all!

I’m just done publishing the new A9.2 Build, there are issues, Obviously. And it is your task to find and report them! Dates, especially with Bree, need testing. Show up to the date with a 6 to 7 inch dick to improve chances of success and tell me it works because I’m not getting any reports of players making it to the end except myself.

You will find that the pace of the game is slowed down by the new mobile game. That is by design. In some cases, it makes it more ...

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Oliver Updated +5 body shapes (915 renders)

Hi, 

This week's update is Oliver again, as usual I go with the missing shapes the most requested by the game and Oliver was topping the list, this means more accurate representation in game and more alternative evolution paths for this character.

On the coding front, I finalized the code for A9.2... Which means next weekend will be devoted to in-house testing hoping to catch anything major before you guys start finding more issues with the update.

As previously stated,...

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Emma Updated

6 new body shapes are available in game for Emma.

meaning more shape diversity for heights of 5'10" to 6'2"

(muscles and breast sizes)

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Chose your reward!

I'm committed to working on the amazon's arena mini-game this weekend but, next weekend I have to go out of town so there won't be much work done... Meaning I will only be able to finish one of 3 things in time and ship it as the monthly reward by July 5th.

  • I could spend all the time I have to bring the Amazons Arena to alpha, with the game mechanics ready to be tested but without sound and jagged animations.
  • I could use one of the story ideas I have on my back burner and...

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Weekly update: Olivia

Olivia has 5 new body shapes uploaded to the game. Giving her more diverse growth possibilities (fitness levels) between 5'9" and 6'3"

EDIT: I just fixed a bug in the Bree encounter no 2 that made it impossible to get past the 2nd date. 

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Lost game time?

I had to restore the database to yesterday's backup because of some mistake I made.

If you haven't played for the last 24h, you're not affected.


Also, I ordered a new SSD. 

https://www.newegg.ca/corsair-force-mp510-960gb/p/N82E16820236477

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Here comes the Meta!

It's a space amazon battle arena! 

(Final graphics will not look even close to the promotional render)

This is the foretold next big feature... Within Funky-spice, Oliver (The main character, for those who just joined in) just LOVES to waste his time playing mindless mobile games. One of them is "Amazons Arena" 

In amazons arena, Oliver builds his squad of amazons and he sends them to an epic battle against another player's squad, for XP, for Glory and mor...

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Emma updated

5 new body shapes for Emma are now available in game.

No breakthrough, they are mostly there to add proportion diversity between 5'7" and 6' of height.

I don't think I'll be able to finish the new game feature this weekend but if things go well, I should get darn close to making it work well enough to announce what it is!

cheers!

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New Oliver body shapes uploaded

Nothing to blow anyone's mind, yet its about 900 renders total.

Now my focus turns to the monthly reward due in less than a week, I also have some family obligations this weekend so coding will be slightly impacted.

Whatever they say about family, coding should always come first!

Excelsior!

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New Charlie bodyshapes (5)

No height breakthrough for Charlie but, while still limited to 6' he can now earn his Muscle level 13 credentials. 

Canada gave me a 3 day long weekend so I made great progress on the new time sinking feature. I will have to render some sprites for that purpose and it will require a lot of testing from you guys pretty soon...

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8' Ava

She's also 680 pounds of muscle with 28" biceps and massive 45" Thighs...

That's as tall as she'll get during the Alpha test and the new files are already in game.

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Emma Updated again!

Who is 7'1", 480 pounds and has 27" biceps? 

Spoiler ahead: It's Emma!

Thankfully Emma can sew up some basic clothing for herself but she's obviously stretching the limits...

Second topic, since there was no Dev update this weekend, don't go thinking no coding was done, because I made some great progress on the next feature. I'll wait another week before telling what it is exactly but lets say it will make time sinking a lot more interesting and a bit more interactive.<...

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