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The Butterly Effect w/ LeMaire Lee Part 2

https://youtu.be/WO67XKkE0Ho

We're back with LeMaire Lee and poppin' off about first tv crushes, going through Mike's OnlyFans subscriptions and discussing the finer points of the first Dad Meat live event.

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Awnti-Freeze pt. 2 w/ Sidney Gantt (AUDIO)

We're back with Sid the Kid to talk buying Sybians for our loved ones, pleading for cheeks and getting harassed for having a great mouth.

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Awnti-Freeze pt. 2 w/ Sidney Gantt

https://youtu.be/x4mcao4-SPA

We're back with Sid the Kid to talk buying Sybians for our loved ones, pleading for cheeks and getting harassed for having a great mouth.

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Up All Fight Part 2 (UFC Stream btw) w/ Tommy Pope & Chris Wood

This was especially retarded, even by our standards.

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Up All Fight Up All Fight, pt. 2 (UFC Stream btw) w/ Tommy Pope & Chris Wood

https://youtu.be/NT7G6-nfmqA

Trigger warning: especially retarded.

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Thick Nhut Hanh pt. 2 w/ Charles Blyzniuk (AUDIO)

We are back with Blyz and hear about Tim's planetarium revelations, unloading in your underwear and going out with a shit pun fireworks display.

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Thick Nhut Hanh pt. 2 w/ Charles Blyzniuk (VIDEO)

https://youtu.be/nnrONUqYQvo

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AUDIO Pavlov's Hogs pt. 2 w/ Jon DelCollo

We're back with Jon DelCollo baby and we are digging into the worst movie Tim's ever seen, Mike getting punked at the movies and developing new catchphrases for standup.

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Pavlov's Hogs pt. 2 w/ Jon DelCollo

https://youtu.be/Aju3ROEOrYI 


We're back with Jon DelCollo baby and we are digging into the worst movie Tim's ever seen, Mike getting punked at the movies and developing new catchphrases for standup.

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Yo Bubs

We had something come up last night and couldn't record, but we'll be back at it, ASAP. In the meantime, please continue to work towards sucking your own meat and living life on your own terms. Love you bubs and we will see you next week. 

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AUDIO Gateway to Hookers pt. 2 w/ Chris O'Connor

We are back with Chris O'Connor and discussing VIP Disney tours, concert fires and belly cumshots.   Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com Go to Manscaped.com and use promo code FATBIRD for 20% off and free shipping

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Dad Meat pt. 2 w/ Chris O'Connor

https://youtu.be/OV0izbol1d4


We are back with Chris O'Connor and discussing VIP Disney tours, concert fires and belly cumshots.   Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com Go to Manscaped.com and use promo code FATBIRD for 20% off and free shipping

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Behind the Scenes: Dave & Buster's Kabul

This sketch was so much fun to make. Here is some footage of behind the scenes stuff including Tim almost cutting his own head off by sneezing into Shaner's machete. Love you, bubs.

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D&B Kabul

If you find yourself stuck in Afghanistan, treat yourself to some hard-earned fun at Dave & Buster's Kabul!

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Retard Roundup

Yo what's up sorry for the delay on the roundup, I've been so busy I might have to pull whichever of my children is least likely to succeed out of school to perform menial tasks for me full time.

We gained like 100 new domscribers this week and I'm pretty sure every single one was a girl Gardini dropped hog on so thank you and big ups to the Gardfather. If you signed up this week and haven't seen his meat yet hit us up and we'll get something figured out.

Shout out once again Sam ...

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AUDIO The Gardfather pt. 2 w/ Shawn Gardini

The Gardfather doesn't let up on this bad boy, as we discuss cheeks, bowling and even more cheeks. God, he rules.

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Dad Meat pt. 2 w/ Shawn Gardini

https://youtu.be/_6UrK7dQZIs


The Gardfather doesn't let up on this bad boy, as we discuss cheeks, bowling and even more cheeks. God, he rules.


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TONIGHT, 9PM EST: The Debut of ON PERCS with Mike and Tim

Join us tonight for the first On Percs livestream. We'll be looking back at some selections from Mike's extensive pillhead social media post backlog. Yes we will cringe but never ever forget how far we've all come.

https://youtu.be/gxf9253y4qc

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AUDIO Cumspringa pt. 2 w/ Sidney Gantt

We are back with Sidney Gantt to discuss dental horror stories, jokes we've done that make us cringe and details from the weekend's BJJ tournament.

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Cumspringa pt. 2 w/ Sidney Gantt

https://youtu.be/wWd83vyQSuQ

We are back with Sidney Gantt to discuss dental horror stories, jokes we've done that make us cringe and details from the weekend's BJJ tournament.

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AUDIO Five Star Genital pt. 2 w/ Tubs

We're back with Tubs and talking about Tim trying to get people to fight his wife, fighting people on their butts and overcoming devastating financial hardship to enjoy the fruits.  

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Five Star Genital pt. 2 w/ Tubs

https://youtu.be/__E3MuWs8vY

We're back with Tubs and talking about Tim trying to get people to fight his wife, fighting people on their butts and overcoming devastating financial hardship to enjoy the fruits. 


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Retard Roundup 8/2 (Shoutout To The Homies)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Dre1xYOUoc

Greetings fellow amateur MMA fans, it's your boy Tim Selfsuckis. I wanted to thank everyone in the live chats last night for showing our guest a good time. I felt bad for laughing at every job title he mentioned having but good god what a career. Brandon is so fucking ...

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AUDIO Pilly Phanatic pt.2 w/ Brandon Vincent Jackson

We're back with Brandon Vincent Jackson and we get our birds wet talking about Matt Damon breaking up with the F-word, wigger bedroom talk and the most jarring comedy booker stories you will ever hear. 


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Pilly Phanatic pt.2 w/ Brandon Vincent Jackson

https://youtu.be/K50juJ2M-BA


We're back with Brandon Vincent Jackson and we get our birds wet talking about Matt Damon breaking up with the F-word, wigger bedroom talk and the most jarring comedy booker stories you will ever hear.    Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com Go to Manscaped.com and use promo code FATBIRD for 20% off and free shipping

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AUDIO Convicted Lakist pt. 2 w/ David James

Tim opens us up to the world of the fighting deaf and we discuss how long it will be before our podcast is compromised by foreign governments. Towards the end of the episode, we also weigh the possibility of Dad Meat being taken over by powerful black women. 

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Convicted Lakist pt. 2 w/ David James

https://youtu.be/JdvDggNAwEw


Tim opens us up to the world of the fighting deaf and we discuss how long it will be before our podcast is compromised by foreign governments. Towards the end of the episode, we also weigh the possibility of Dad Meat being taken over by powerful black women.   Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com Go to Manscaped.com and use promo code FATBIRD for 20% off and free shipping

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AUDIO 21 Barback Salute pt. 2 w/ Ryan Shaner

We're back with Shaner and DelCollo, getting to the dirty truth surrounding DelCollo's dreadlock phase, while also talking about changing hairstyles for important funerals and fighting through alcohol poisoning at a Staind concert.

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21 Barback Salute pt. 2 w/ Ryan Shaner

https://youtu.be/XgVZsZ_3nXw

We're back with Shaner and DelCollo, getting to the dirty truth surrounding DelCollo's dreadlock phase, while also talking about changing hairstyles for important funerals and fighting through alcohol poisoning at a Staind concert.

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Lakehouse Reveal (FOR HATERS ONLY)

Sent this to Mike last night and he thought you guys might enjoy.

AirBnb could have very easily sent an email that said "pull into the place with the snowboard on the gate, find the stone path and go down the steps" but instead we received a 5 part text from the owner with video instructions. None of them mentioned what we'd see on the way in so I got to experience the thrill of possibly being swindled/disappointing my entire family for a minute there. Btw I'm a travel youtuber now, sor...

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