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AUDIO Sweatpants and Rosé with Christopher

Finding Love for Wood

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Sweatpants and Rosé with Christopher

https://youtu.be/6lYBrRh3w6s

Finding Love for Wood

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Poop Propaganda pt. 2 w/ Blake Wexler (AUDIO)

We are back with Blake Wexler and Jon DelCollo, who spits out a million dollar idea right off the bat which then leads to him casually mentioning his FOUR nipples. We then marvel at Shaq's business prowess and his probable monster meat.

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Poop Propaganda pt. 2 w/ Blake Wexler (VIDEO)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMTw9uojd3I

We are back with Blake Wexler and Jon DelCollo, who spits out a million dollar idea right off the bat which then leads to him casually mentioning his FOUR nipples. We then marvel at Shaq's business prowess and his probable monster meat.


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AUDIO Jack Black Genetics pt. 2 w/ Sidney Gantt

It is definitely fair to say this bad boy gets hot quick, as we find all about Sidney Gantt and Jake Mattera's extensive experience with fire. This episode is fun throughout and ends with Sid popping off with some of the most motivational talk you will ever hear.    Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com

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Jack Black Genetics pt. 2 w/ Sidney Gantt

https://youtu.be/jmu7KQ77vrI

It is definitely fair to say this bad boy gets hot quick, as we find all about Sidney Gantt and Jake Mattera's extensive experience with fire. This episode is fun throughout and ends with Sid popping off with some of the most motivational talk you will ever hear.    Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com

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Retard Round-Up 6/30/21

Here's the cell phone footage of Mike's murder suspect. How fuckin unsettling is this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imEe0v72_7Q

Also if this Plinkett lookin ass murder pervert can walk that bridge you better believe I'm tap dancing across it. That's a mf promise.

Also I don't want to be a memberberry guy but how fucking sick were Blurp Balls?

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Keepin' It One Hunnit pt. 2 w/ Matt McCusker (AUDIO)

We keep the quinceanera going with McCusker as we speak on Mike's murder trip, busting our wife's cheeks out and preparing for Tim's upcoming wilderness expedition.

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PART 2 LIVE WITH MCCUSKER

https://youtu.be/8K4Q6HH4vdA

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AUDIO Karaoxycontin pt. 2 w/ Brian Six

We are back with Beezer to speak on the attractiveness of neighborhood dirtballs, group jerking, becoming a one woman Only Fans man and experiencing the Sixers Game 7 meltdown live.   Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com

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VIDEO Karaoxycontin pt. 2 w/ Brian Six

https://youtu.be/RVm2pVdoHg8

We are back with Beezer to speak on the attractiveness of neighborhood dirtballs, group jerking, becoming a one woman Only Fans man and experiencing the Sixers Game 7 meltdown live.   


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Retard Round-Up

Yo what's up. I don't know why I don't do shit like this more often but I wanted to hit you guys with some reference material that we've brought up lately and sort of complete the picture.

Anyway remember the rental car story from last night? This was the envelope that I found taped to my front door in the dark. How ominous.

Obviously very harsh vibes emanating from this fuckin thing. The...

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AUDIO Touchin McKids pt. 2 w/ Chip Chantry

We're back with Chip Chantry and hopped up on watermelon Mountain Dew. We're sliding across the rug on our knees and getting yelled at by our moms as we discuss above ground pool fiascoes, newscasters with gerbils inside them and meeting The Beach Boys.   Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com

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Dad Meat pt. 2 w/ Chip Chantry

https://youtu.be/cLRGPNz9baI

We're back with Chip Chantry and hopped up on watermelon Mountain Dew. We're sliding across the rug on our knees and getting yelled at by our moms as we discuss above ground pool fiascoes, newscasters with gerbils inside them and meeting The Beach Boys.   

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Stretchmark Limo pt. 2 w/ Tommy Pope & John McKeever

The boys are back for a marathon episode to discuss Tommy's disappointment that his dad is now a vapist, elderly VR porn, having cauliflower mouth and Tommy's dream job.   Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com

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Stretchmark Limo pt. 2 w/ Tommy Pope & John McKeever

https://youtu.be/f7oADYaPD7g

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Open Dick Policy pt. 2 w/ Brendan Krick

We are back with Barndog Karck aka Brendan Krick to talk about paying your wife for sex, Lego Anne Frank and top it off with begging Brendan to demonstrate his sex choking technique.

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Dad Meat pt. 2 w/ Brendan Krick

https://youtu.be/b0WbpcVCgbM

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Brohemian Rhapsody

As mentioned in the Kilah Fox episode, Tim and I were in the vicinity of a soul brother at Putt Putt destroying his cartoonishly fat white girlfriend in SlamBall. While doing so, he screamed the lyrics to Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" while putting a unique spin on the song as he rejected his girlfriend's shot.

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AUDIO Bahama Mama pt. 2 w/ Kilah Fox

Kilah Fox comes back for part two of this wild ass episode. Kilah tells us why she is terrified of Roger Rabbit, then we discuss a million dollar idea for classifying fish and recount a night to remember at Putt Putt.  Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com

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Bahama Mama pt. 2 w/ Kilah Fox

https://youtu.be/FXM3oXtPxhw

Kilah Fox comes back for part two of this wild ass episode. Kilah tells us why she is terrified of Roger Rabbit, then we discuss a million dollar idea for classifying fish and recount a night to remember at Putt Putt.  Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com

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AUDIO N-triloquist pt. 2 w/ John Kensil

John Kensil put on a clinic in this one, regaling us with some of the funniest prank stories you'll ever hear. Also, John's Stevie Nicks impersonator girlfriend leaving him sparks some life-altering decisions which ultimately lead him back to being a plumber who gets an incredible diarrhea-based work voicemail which he treats us to by playing it for all of us to hear.   


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N-triloquist pt. 2 w/ John Kensil

https://youtu.be/2aO0zL8az4A

John Kensil put on a clinic in this one, regaling us with some of the funniest prank stories you'll ever hear. Also, John's Stevie Nicks impersonator girlfriend leaving him sparks some life-altering decisions which ultimately lead him back to being a plumber who gets an incredible diarrhea-based work voicemail which he treats us to by playing it for all of us to hear. 


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AUDIO Kingdom Heart Failure pt. 2 w/ The Loud Boys

We're back with The Loud Boys and boy they do not miss a beat. The pussy talk flows like wine at an Italian baby funeral and we act like a bunch of daggone soda drunk chimps the rest of the way out. Kick off your shoes and whip out your meat.   Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com

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Kingdom Heart Failure pt. 2 w/ The Loud Boys

https://youtu.be/4mDviLbQ2Oo

We're back with The Loud Boys and boy they do not miss a beat. The pussy talk flows like wine at an Italian baby funeral and we act like a bunch of daggone soda drunk chimps the rest of the way out. Kick off your shoes and whip out your meat.   Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com

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Kiss Your Boys pt. 2 w/ Colum Tyrrell (AUDIO)

You know we are coming in spicy, talm bout bumpin' and grindin' at 8th grade dances, learning how to tongue kiss a hoodie and utterly destroying the confidence of three fat men in black. Take your meat out and wag it at someone you love as you listen to this bad boy.

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Kiss Your Boys pt. 2 w/ Colum Tyrrell

You know we are coming in spicy, talm bout bumpin' and grindin' at 8th grade dances, learning how to tongue kiss a hoodie and utterly destroying the confidence of three fat men in black. Take your meat out and wag it at someone you love as you listen to this bad boy.

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A Dozen Esmereldas pt. 2 w/ Tubs (AUDIO)

We're doubling down on Tubs Time and keep the party going talking the power of tracksuits, college party fingering and watching your boy pork on video.

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PATREON LIVE Dad Meat 4/25 with Mr. Tubs

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Behind the Scenes w/ The Boys: Gilly and Keeves' "Militia Funeral"

We had a blast on the set of Gilly and Keeves' "Militia Funeral" sketch. Here is some fun stuff that happened behind the camera. I apologize in advance for the very wigger move of recording vertically. 

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