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AUDIO Bonus Ep: Chill Gates w/ Matt McCusker

Thanks to tight programs, we mad 2020 suck our dicks while handcuffed to a radiator. Only natural for the programs to get even tighter in 2021, so we are laying out our goals for the year with our homeboy, Matt McCusker. This bad boy lasts a girthy two and a half hours, so buckle up and prepare for the most rewarding year of your lives by setting goals with us or just enjoying three fat gay retards hammin' it up.

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VIDEO Bonus Ep: Chill Gates w/ Matt McCusker

https://youtu.be/zT6JPYFLRO0

Thanks to tight programs, we mad 2020 suck our dicks while handcuffed to a radiator. Only natural for the programs to get even tighter in 2021, so we are laying out our goals for the year with our homeboy, Matt McCusker. This bad boy lasts a girthy two and a half hours, so buckle up and prepare for the most rewarding year of your lives by setting goals with us or just enjoying three fat gay...

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AUDIO Put the R in HR pt. 2 with Sidney Gantt

If you love black magicians then boy are you in for a treat! Sidney Gantt then demonstrates his show stopping trick which brings the house down. Tim and Mike argue over whether a movie is art or fart, with knives coming out to help settle the dispute. Also, more cum talk in case you didn't get enough in the first episode.

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VIDEO Put the R in HR pt. 2 with Sidney Gantt

https://youtu.be/Zkd_ax9QQ_s

If you love black magicians then boy are you in for a treat! Sidney Gantt then demonstrates his show stopping trick which brings the house down. Tim and Mike argue over whether a movie is art or fart, with knives coming out to help settle the dispute. Also, more cum talk in case you didn't get enough in the first episode.

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VIDEO Seal Team Sucks pt. 2 w/ John McKeever

We're back with McKeever to continue the conversation on Seal Team Sucks, while also hearing about John's gun accident, the unveiling of a fresh Uncle Daycare scene and fleshing out the details of our next project together which will likely include investigating unsolved murders.

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AUDIO Seal Team Sucks pt. 2 w/ John McKeever

We're back with McKeever to continue the conversation on Seal Team Sucks, while also hearing about John's gun accident, the unveiling of a fresh Uncle Daycare scene and fleshing out the details of our next project together which will likely include investigating unsolved murders.

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AUDIO Hentai Hitler w/ Paul Fenz

We’re breaking all the rules and doing an extra episode in the middle of the week just because the spirit moved us. We welcome our boy Paul Fenz of Ski Mask Offenzive Podcast to talk shit about sucking dick in video games, coming up with a composite sketch of Uncle Beave and executing wrestling finishers on the elderly that have wronged us.

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BONUS EPISODE Hentai Hitler w/ Paul Fenz

https://youtu.be/L41u7NYL9WY

We’re breaking all the rules and doing an extra episode in the middle of the week just because the spirit moved us. We welcome our boy Paul Fenz of Ski Mask Offenzive Podcast to talk shit about sucking dick in video games, coming up with a composite sketch of Uncle Beave and executing wrestling finishers on the elderly that have wronged us.

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AUDIO: Master and Dead Uncle w/ Chris Wood pt. 2

Woodman returns for part two of this fuckfest to discuss porn aspirations, taking a Four Loko bath and the unfortunate souls who are tasked with teaching sex ed to eighth graders.

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VIDEO: Master and Dead Uncle w/ Chris Wood pt. 2

https://youtu.be/j1BwXjiJ_ZI

Woodman returns for part two of this fuckfest to discuss porn aspirations, taking a Four Loko bath and the unfortunate souls who are tasked with teaching sex ed to eighth graders.

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AUDIO: Dildew w/ Colum Tyrrell pt. 2

If you're into hooker tales and bird shaming, boy are you in for a treat! This one has it all, as Mike and Colum Tyrrell trade international prostitute experiences that are sure to get you hot and bothered or your dollar back. Also, a welcome update on the King, after Tim had to leave the last episode abruptly to address a vicious child concussion.

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VIDEO: Dildew w/ Colum Tyrrell pt. 2

Damn where is the night taking us?

https://youtu.be/Ug4dlXsX46g

If you're into hooker tales and bird shaming, boy are you in for a treat! This one has it all, as Mike and Colum Tyrrell trade international prostitute experiences that are sure to get you hot and bothered or your dollar back. Also, a welcome update on the King, after Tim had to leave the last episode abruptly to address a vicious child concussi...

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REPLAY: UFC 256 Hang Sesh w/ McKeever & Wood

Just archiving this in case anyone wants to peruse. McKeever and Wood were so generous in this one that I might just go back and rewatch it myself. What a gift your friends can be. Also my energy wasn't off in this, just the cumulative effect of an honest week's work and getting zoomed all the way out for an elusive side project. Gratitude for the superstars in the live chat. - Tim


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AUDIO: Cash Cow w/ H. Foley & Kevin Ryan pt. 2

We’re going balls deep into a bunch of the soul crushing experiences that dampened Foley and Kippy’s spirits before becoming podcast tycoons. We also speak on psychotic fan mail and some more weird Uncle Beave shit that’ll make you want to take a shower and prolly get some pizza too.

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VIDEO: Cash Cow w/ H. Foley & Kevin Ryan pt. 2

https://youtu.be/nTNL4DkUYfA

We’re going balls deep into a bunch of the soul crushing experiences that dampened Foley and Kippy’s spirits before becoming podcast tycoons. We also speak on psychotic fan mail and some more weird Uncle Beave shit that’ll make you want to take a shower and prolly get some pizza too.

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Here's the replay from last night's stream

I can't go back and timestamp any of this but the highlight for me was Tommy rage quitting the Eagles game and then coming back as everyone was signing off and doing the funniest thing I've ever seen.

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Audio: Only Fan pt. 2

Rock hard for the holiday season, our kind hearts are on full display as we reveal plans to help those unfortunate pussy peddlers stuck in the doldrums in the bottom one percent of Only Fans. We also make sure to cover the Beatles’ poontang monsoon, as well as develop plans to make the most racist BBQ brand on Earth.

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VIDEO: Only Fan pt. 2

https://youtu.be/3F1buIWkB90

Rock hard for the holiday season, our kind hearts are on full display as we reveal plans to help those unfortunate pussy peddlers stuck in the doldrums in the bottom one percent of Only Fans. We also make sure to cover the Beatles’ poontang monsoon, as well as develop plans to make the most racist BBQ brand on Earth.

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REPLAY 11/21 Dad Meat UFC Chill Sesh w/ Pope, Wood, and McKeever

Yo what's up gang here's the private link to the UFC stream replay from Saturday night with our mf boys. Happy Birthday Tommy. This was a wild night. Shane dropped in a couple times and hit us with a GOAT level Bam impression.


https://youtu.be/zA_JwLQQTKI

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AUDIO: Bowl Mates w/ Mary Radzinski pt. 2

We return with Mary Radzinski to reminisce about getting black out drunk on planes, unearthing the sweet, smoky racism on YouTube BBQ videos and inventing the Pooñata to better communicate with your boys during hooker getaways.

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VIDEO: Bowl Mates w/ Mary Radzinski pt. 2

https://youtu.be/wtQThAl7xQY

We return with Mary Radzinski to reminisce about getting black out drunk on planes, unearthing the sweet, smoky racism on YouTube BBQ videos and inventing the Pooñata to better communicate with your boys during hooker getaways.

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AUDIO Hot Dog Gun Massacre w/ Jon DelCollo pt. 2

We share our collective amazement at a self suck video that brought us to our knees this week. That took us down a regrettable rabbit hole which led to us finding out the names of the Puppetry of the Penis boys. This one is a real creep’s delight so whip your meat out and huff someone else’s socks before you hit play on this bad boy.


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VIDEO Hot Dog Gun Massacre w/ Jon DelCollo pt. 2

We share our collective amazement at a self suck video that brought us to our knees this week. That took us down a regrettable rabbit hole which led to us finding out the names of the Puppetry of the Penis boys. This one is a real creep’s delight so whip your meat out and huff someone else’s socks before you hit play on this bad boy.


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Dad Meat shirts are in stock

Quick heads up to the Patreon heads before we announce it on youtube. Dad Meat shirts are in stock and up on our site. No guarantees we'll do a second printing so this post is your head start if you're interested. Obviously let us know if you run into any issues.


https://www.dadmeat.com/

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Dad Meat UFC Chill Sesh replay (11/7)

This one features Chris Wood and John McKeever. What a nice time.

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AUDIO Children's Coke Party w/ Jim Ginty pt. 2

Jim Ginty returns to wow us with his ingenious Shark Tank idea revolving around porking on the beach undetected. We also delve into experiences with cool priests, like the one that tried to murder Ginty.

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VIDEO Children's Coke Party w/ Jim Ginty pt. 2

https://youtu.be/_iRmevPnmms

Jim Ginty returns to wow us with his ingenious Shark Tank idea revolving around porking on the beach undetected. We also delve into experiences with cool priests, like the one that tried to murder Ginty.

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AUDIO Must Be Nice w/ Matt McCusker and Wes Rowlands pt. 2

The second hour of our birthday celebration turns ugly as animosity runs rampant and a virtual knife fight breaks out. In the midst of online stabbings, we also discuss both sides of the “must be nice” coin.

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VIDEO Dad Meat One Year Anniversary w/ Matt McCusker and Wes Rowlands pt. 2

The second hour of our birthday celebration turns ugly as animosity runs rampant and a virtual knife fight breaks out. In the midst of online stabbings, we also discuss both sides of the “must be nice” coin.

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AUDIO Real Dolls Realize Real Lies pt. 2

Diving into the dark world of online sex doll shopping quickly leads to a menagerie of horrifying sex toys but the Dad Meat path always leads back to the light as the plot for a lighthearted Real Doll road movie is hatched, with numerous financial backers already throwing money at us. A discussion on Chucky leads to a virtual prison riot with Tim coming real close to getting shanked for slandering Chucky's good name.

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