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VIDEO: Real Dolls Realize Real Lies pt. 2

Diving into the dark world of online sex doll shopping quickly leads to a menagerie of horrifying sex toys but the Dad Meat path always leads back to the light as the plot for a lighthearted Real Doll road movie is hatched, with numerous financial backers already throwing money at us. A discussion on Chucky leads to a virtual prison riot with Tim coming real close to getting shanked for slandering Chucky's good name.

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10/17 UFC Livestream Playback

Sid the Kid joined us with a few drop ins from the astute Mike Harrington. 

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AUDIO Gamma Alpha Yancey w/ James Hesky pt. 2

We have no reservations about acknowledging all the good that bin Laden did, as well as reimagining a version of Home Alone that takes place in a hospice. Hold onto your catheters because we’re gunning it the entire hour of this bad boy!

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VIDEO Gamma Alpha Yancey w/ James Hesky pt. 2

We have no reservations about acknowledging all the good that bin Laden did, as well as reimagining a version of Home Alone that takes place in a hospice. Hold onto your catheters because we’re gunning it the entire hour of this bad boy!

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AUDIO Saluting F-Quinceaneras w/ Sidney Gantt pt. 2

You got us fucked up if you thought we enjoyed blowjobs more than pussy. We dive deep into our love of the pussy, the top shelf pets of white supremacists, as well as shaking the constraints of poverty.


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VIDEO Saluting F-Quinceaneras w/ Sidney Gantt pt. 2

You got us fucked up if you thought we enjoyed blowjobs more than pussy. We dive deep into our love of the pussy, the top shelf pets of white supremacists, as well as shaking the constraints of poverty.

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AUDIO: Steven Spielbergmeatball w/ Doogie Horner pt. 2

We're back with Doogie Horner trying to figure out the best way to murder a problematic dog in Tim's new neighborhood. We're also blessed with an appearance by Doogie's five year old son who gives us a terrific review of the live action Scooby Doo movie he just saw. We go from psycho to sweet real quick in this bad boy, so buckle up and enjoy. 

Part 1 is here: https://youtu.be/sUbDQNysRz0

 

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VIDEO: Steven Spielbergmeatball w/ Doogie Horner pt. 2

We're back with Doogie Horner trying to figure out the best way to murder a problematic dog in Tim's new neighborhood. We're also blessed with an appearance by Doogie's five year old son who gives us a terrific review of the live action Scooby Doo movie he just saw. We go from psycho to sweet real quick in this bad boy, so buckle up and enjoy. 

Part 1 is here: https://youtu.be/sUbDQNysRz0

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AUDIO Purple Scrabble Bag of Problems w/ Chris Wood pt. 2

Chris Wood joins us again to extoll the virtues of having one man sleepovers and wax nostalgic for 90s tits and wrecking meat for the first time. 

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VIDEO Purple Scrabble Bag of Problems w/ Chris Wood pt. 2

Chris Wood joins us again to extoll the virtues of having one man sleepovers and wax nostalgic for 90s tits and wrecking meat for the first time. 

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REPLAY UFC 253 Chill Sesh w/ Wood, Pope, McKeever, etc

What a night. Surprise guests, sick fights, hot chat. Wowee. Can't believe this was almost 3 hours.

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AUDIO It Happened In Ibiza w/ David James cont'd

We come in hot talking about gymnast obsessions, dog knives and hot car kids. Your gonna need an adult to roll down the windows of your Ford Fiesta and get you some much needed air after listening to this bad boy.

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VIDEO It Happened In Ibiza w/ David James cont'd

We come in hot talking about gymnast obsessions, dog knives and hot car kids. Your gonna need an adult to roll down the windows of your Ford Fiesta and get you some much needed air after listening to this bad boy.


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Links for the last 2 UFC livestreams

9/5 w/ Beezer and DannyDubz - https://youtu.be/uLwZLLpaenA

9/12 w/ Wood, Pope, and McKeever - https://youtu.be/LY-IBgXA6vU

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AUDIO Spuds McKenzie: Basketball Star w/ Jon DelCollo pt. 2

We get balls deep into Tim’s upcoming move, DelCollo fucking up wet dreams and planning our next camping trip with Jonny DelCo, which quickly spirals out of control and ends with some of the funniest shit you will ever hear on this retarded ass podcast. 

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VIDEO Spuds McKenzie: Basketball Star w/ Jon DelCollo pt. 2

We get balls deep into Tim’s upcoming move, DelCollo fucking up wet dreams and planning our next camping trip with Jonny DelCo, which quickly spirals out of control and ends with some of the funniest shit you will ever hear on this retarded ass podcast. 

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Cheeks, Cheeks & Manson

A lion-hearted lawyer with a soft spot for the wronged and a raging boner for justice announces a class action lawsuit against Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion on behalf of a maimed Dave & Buster's manager and all those affected by WAP-related injuries.

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AUDIO D'Hydration pt. 2 w/ Two Jacked Bros

We continue our conversation with Sidney Gantt and Ansley Cox of Two Jacked Bros Podcast to delve deep into what resources it would take to find the fattest child in Philadelphia that Tim saw on Kensington Avenue while Mike drove him home one night. We then finish with Tim developing plans for a Fat Bitch Fight Academy where he will teach women how to avoid getting fucked up in front of their children at Target.

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VIDEO D'Hydration pt. 2 w/ Two Jacked Bros

We continue our conversation with Sidney Gantt and Ansley Cox of Two Jacked Bros Podcast to delve deep into what resources it would take to find the fattest child in Philadelphia that Tim saw on Kensington Avenue while Mike drove him home one night. We then finish with Tim developing plans for a Fat Bitch Fight Academy where he will teach women how to avoid getting fucked up in front of their children at Target.

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Dispirited

A travel weary Spirit Airlines flight attendant has finally had enough of passengers treating his airline like a flying subway. 

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AUDIO Sunday Night Suck Off pt. 2

In which we continue to ride the powerful wave from the prior episode and go hard with an ironclad mutiny plan that would have been a perfect way to rebrand Epstein Island.

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VIDEO Sunday Night Suck Off pt. 2

In which we continue to ride the powerful wave from the prior episode and go hard with an ironclad mutiny plan that would have been a perfect way to rebrand Epstein Island. 

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Every YouTube Kids Video

Smack that fuckin iPad out of your kid's hands.

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AUDIO High Octane Words cont'd w/ Colum Tyrrell

 We continue the free flowing fuckfest with Collum Tyrrell and get dick deep into what situations bring out the "break open in case of emergency" slurs. Collie also schools us on the wild world of travellers and initiate plans for birthright trips for wiggers to discover their Irish heritage.  

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VIDEO High Octane Words cont'd Colum Tyrrell

 We continue the free flowing fuckfest with Collum Tyrrell and get dick deep into what situations bring out the "break open in case of emergency" slurs. Collie also schools us on the wild world of travellers and initiate plans for birthright trips for wiggers to discover their Irish heritage.  

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Bend Over Buddy

An unsung Rock N' Roll icon breaks his decades long silence to speak on his three greatest loves: charity, cocaine and buttholes. 

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UFC 252 Livestream/Event Replay

Well this certainly was a night. Huge thank you to Harrington, Dylan, Rob, and everyone who came out both on the rooftop and in the youtube chat for making this such a blast. McKeever, Pope, and Wood are the fuckin best.

Brought to you by Larry's (Comet) BBQ.

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AUDIO Most Valuable Slayer cont'd w/ Tommy Pope

We continue to have a blast with Tommy Pope, as he gets into his radio gig with a giant sports network, which leads to Tim wondering if his mom got porked by a prominent Philly sportscaster during a wild World Series run in the early nineties. Just like Part One, this bad boy is gonna give you the warm and fuzzies typically reserved for family get togethers and funerals of people you hate.

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VIDEO Most Valuable Slayer cont'd w/ Tommy Pope

We continue to have a blast with Tommy Pope, as he gets into his radio gig with a giant sports network, which leads to Tim wondering if his mom got porked by a prominent Philly sportscaster during a wild World Series run in the early nineties. Just like Part One, this bad boy is gonna give you the warm and fuzzies typically reserved for family get togethers and funerals of people you hate.

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Chimp Doctor

The preeminent chimpanzee attack surgeon on the East Coast breaks the news to a grieving wife that her husband has had his face and dick ripped off by a local chimp.

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