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UFC Streamalong Replay Lewis vs. Oleinik

Don't know what got into us on this one. Hoo boy. McKeever, Pope, and Wood stopped by. Was fun.

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AUDIO Kickin' the Tires Cont'd w/ John McKeever

McKeever joins us for part two of this bad boy to discuss some of the funniest behind the scenes shit from various projects he’s worked on. The episode finishes with Tim’s minutes long impersonation of creep YouTubers which will lead you to wonder why Tim isn’t making millions as a kids YouTube sensation.

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VIDEO Kickin' the Tires w/ John McKeever

McKeever joins us for part two of this bad boy to discuss some of the funniest behind the scenes shit from various projects he’s worked on. The episode finishes with Tim’s minutes long impersonation of creep YouTubers which will lead you to wonder why Tim isn’t making millions as a kids YouTube sensation.


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Every Black Rose Has Its Thorn

A Hot Topic assistant manager/master of the dark arts visits the store on his day off in an attempt to cast a love spell on a cashier named Desiree, who is seemingly impervious to love spells.

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AUDIO Planet Parenthard Cont'd w/ Brian Six & Ryan Shaner

 This one got very disgusting very quickly. We get into porn preferences with Shaner and Beezer as Tim outlines the business model for the Rain Train's dream jack shack, which is shaping up to be Disney World for dudes who smell like two days ago. A civil war almost breaks out as Tim refuses to believe that cat penises are barbed, but thankfully, cooler heads and logic prevailed.

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VIDEO Planet Parenthard Cont'd w/ Brian Six & Ryan Shaner

This one got very disgusting very quickly. We get into porn preferences with Shaner and Beezer as Tim outlines the business model for the Rain Train's dream jack shack, which is shaping up to be Disney World for dudes who smell like two days ago. A civil war almost breaks out as Tim refuses to believe that cat penises are barbed, but thankfully, cooler heads and logic prevailed.  

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The Thin White Line

Social unrest prompts a popular water park to have their much maligned senior lifeguard, Geoph McConkey, confront allegations against him centering upon repeated acts of lifeguard brutality.

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UFC Chill Sesh replay for Whitaker vs. Till

Yoooo here's the replay for our UFC stream from tonight. Chat was on fire as usual. What a night. Wood, McKeever, and Pope are the best.

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AUDIO Out of the Wild Pt. 2

Sure, Seattle blew it by not naming their hockey team the Cobains, but we’re not gonna kill ourselves over it. We also discuss what kind of detectives we would be while Tim reveals that Dad Meat has already been done by a Divine Puerto Rican.


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VIDEO Out of the Wild Pt. 2

Sure, Seattle blew it by not naming their hockey team the Cobains, but we’re not gonna kill ourselves over it. We also discuss what kind of detectives we would be while Tim reveals that Dad Meat has already been done by a Divine Puerto Rican.


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Mel Gibson Cameo

Wow. Tim may be thousands of miles away, shitting into pristine Oregonian lakes, but he made my friggin' day by getting Mel Gibson to record a very special Cameo message for me. Tell your dawgs you love them. 

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AUDIO Saudi Pervert Bait (cont'd)

The Rain Train is not the one when people tell him he can’t write raps for budget airlines. While we’re talking about bad pilots, we then discuss one of the worst TV pilots in the history of creation, which leads to discussing what is the best approach for dealing with people who try to commandeer the time and attention of those around them rather than engage naturally.

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VIDEO Saudi Pervert Bait (cont'd)

The Rain Train is not the one when people tell him he can’t write raps for budget airlines. While we’re talking about bad pilots, we then discuss one of the worst TV pilots in the history of creation, which leads to discussing what is the best approach for dealing with people who try to commandeer the time and attention of those around them rather than engage naturally.


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UFC Livestream Replays

Yo real quick we've been doing youtube streams during UFC events that we never intended to be "content" and would probably be difficult to even edit down into something cohesive. We didn't even want them to be viewable at all after they ended. Just a series of moments captured and released like fat retarded unlicensed fishermen.

Anyway we got a bunch of requests from people who just can't be there live for one reason or another and at this point we thought it would be kind of corny if w...

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Casino Sex Pt. 2 w/ Mr. Tubs and Chef Chipper

Pretty sure if you listen to this right before bedtime it will tuck you in and kiss you on the forehead. Goodnight bubs.

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AUDIO Magical Specials w/ David James

We are back at it with David James to talk about cat piss lies, sucking the fingers of lady basketball players and finding a way to make a difference in the lives of those most at risk.

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VIDEO Magical Specials w/ David James

We are back at it with David James to talk about cat piss lies, sucking the fingers of lady basketball players and finding a way to make a difference in the lives of those most at risk.

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AUDIO LeAnn Crimes

This one’s a real cum fiesta for all you cringe perverts out there as we delve deep into forcibly forgotten cringe memories to bring them kicking and screaming to the surface and present them to you. We finish off with a nice state of the hooker address digestif. 

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VIDEO LeAnn Crimes

This one’s a real cum fiesta for all you cringe perverts out there as we delve deep into forcibly forgotten cringe memories to bring them kicking and screaming to the surface and present them to you. We finish off with a nice state of the hooker address digestif.

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AUDIO Leveling Up The Program w/ Matt McCusker and SPUD pt. 2

Spud knocks our fucking socks off with his vision board which was so vivid it felt like we were wrecking our meat to goal based VR porn. While we sat down thinking we were just going to shit ourselves after a buffet, we cleared space for another helping of infinite wisdom from McCusker and Spud as they shot hot ropes of value based living wisdom.

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VIDEO Leveling Up The Program w/ Matt McCusker and SPUD pt. 2

Spud knocks our fucking socks off with his vision board which was so vivid it felt like we were wrecking our meat to goal based VR porn. While we sat down thinking we were just going to shit ourselves after a buffet, we cleared space for another helping of infinite wisdom from McCusker and Spud as they shot hot ropes of value based living wisdom.

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The Good Boys

Every year, the creme de la creme of the dog porn community gather to celebrate excellence in mutt smut. This year, an industry legend takes home a long deserved Good Boy and makes a poignant statement in the process.

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AUDIO The Masturbatrix w/ Chris O'Connor pt. 2

We go zero to Classic Dad Meat real quick here, talking about self imposed mental roadblocks, earnestness and unfucking ourselves. After all the serious business is out of the way, we dive head first into the monkey business and discuss our plans for Space Force, with a heavy emphasis on making sure India surges to the forefront of the space race. To bobs and vageenity and beyond! 

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VIDEO The Masturbatrix w/ Chris O'Connor pt. 2

We go zero to Classic Dad Meat real quick here, talking about self imposed mental roadblocks, earnestness and unfucking ourselves. After all the serious business is out of the way, we dive head first into the monkey business and discuss our plans for Space Force, with a heavy emphasis on making sure India surges to the forefront of the space race. To bobs and vageenity and beyond!

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Guided Retardation

 We racked our brains thinking of what we could give all of you that would bring the most value to your lives. So, we are giving you the gift of peace and retarded empowerment. Enjoy.  

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AUDIO Thank God, I'm Gonna Piss Myself... w/ Mary Radzinski pt. 2

We continued our conversation with Mary Radzinski, who went balls deep into her choice to leave behind a high paying career for a life based upon finding and providing value. She also put a cherry on top of this bad boy with a devastating joke out of left field at the end. 

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VIDEO Thank God, I'm Gonna Piss Myself... w/ Mary Radzinski pt. 2

We continued our conversation with Mary Radzinski, who went balls deep into her choice to leave behind a high paying career for a life based upon finding and providing value. She also put a cherry on top of this bad boy with a devastating joke out of left field at the end.

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AUDIO Wigger Forrest Gump w/ Mike Cannon pt. 2

Mike was kind enough to spend even more time with us and the vibe we settled into was hard to leave. Familiar themes, new perspectives, an evening well spent.

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VIDEO Wigger Forrest Gump w/ Mike Cannon pt. 2

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Durst Case Scenario w/ Jon DelCollo pt. 2 (Audio)

This episode started off with some creepy camping ideas and wrapped up with all three of the boys making a blood oath to take a camping trip this month that will culminate in a woodscast. JDC aged like fine wine over the two hours we had him and man do we wish you could smell the cork. 

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