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Chapter 69: Stockholm syndrome spreading through Slytherin?

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Posting early cause I have to sleep early.

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"Well, Hermione, I think you don't understand!"

"There is no such thing as good or bad magic!"

"Good people can use a 'disarming spell' to do evil, just as dark wizards sometimes use 'Avada Kedavra'."

"Sometimes they even use the Killing Curse to eliminate each other, reducing the number of dark wizards!"

"We should think differently!" ...

Chapter 13: “Borrowing” a Car

Josh and Margot spent the afternoon in the new house, but in the end Josh didn't stay there that day.

Although he had already been given the keys and the house was fairly well furnished, the problem was that the fridge and other essentials were empty and the nearest restaurant was quite a distance away. Without a car, it was indeed inconvenient - although Josh had 'borrowed' a luxury car, it was not something he could openly use; it could only serve as a collectible or for special circu...

Chapter 68: Dumbledore: Where’s My Phoenix?

After Kael left.

Dumbledore looked out the window at Anivia that had turned into an ice sculpture on the edge of the Forbidden Forest.

He looked at his empty table again.

A trembling hand covered his heart tremblingly.

took away...

This brat took the sweets- away again!

There is something like this?

After giving the gift and finishing the business, you take the gift away yourself???

[Ding! Sorrow and indignation detected!]

Chapter 12: This Food Smells Really Good

Screech! A car screeched to a halt in front of the garage of a small villa.

This attracted the attention of a middle-aged man watering flowers in the neighbouring garden.

Soon a handsome couple stepped out of the car - Josh and Margot.

However, when the middle-aged man saw the couple, his expression was a little strange.

Although Josh and Margot looked good together, and Josh was quite tall, the middle-aged man could easily see that Josh still had a hint of boyishness ...

Chapter 67: Opening the Supreme Treasure Chest, Ice Crystal Phoenix Anivia!

"Potter, I do know something. Their relationship in the past was... complicated."

"I don't want to talk about the rights and wrongs of people who have passed. But I can tell you this: Professor Snape is one of the few people at Hogwarts who will protect you at any cost."

"Even if it means sacrificing his life, he wouldn’t hesitate."

What Kael was trying to express was the complicated relationship between James Potter, Lily, and Snape. He was also hoping to prevent Snape fr...

Chapter 66 - Kyle's Patronus: What The Fuck Is Your Name Dumbledore?!

Word Count - 2264.

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<Outside the door>

The cold autumn wind was blowing outside.

Inside, Professor Sprout's angry voice could be heard.

Kyle felt that the trust between humans had completely disappeared.

It just vanished three minutes ago!

No, can you really blame me?

I just shared so...

Chapter 11: New Home

Josh's impression was that the most famous dishes in Turkey were roasted meat and ice cream. When he looked at the menu, however, he realised that there were actually quite a few options, although the main cooking method was still roasting.

What they didn't have was the world-famous Döner kebab. Although it was called a Turkish kebab, it was actually invented by Germans in 1971.

For the main course, he ordered a swordfish kebab, a beef kebab and roasted aubergine, and didn't orde...

Chapter 10: Turkish Cuisine

The car, driven by Margot, quickly returned to downtown Chicago.

On the way, thanks to Josh's deliberate compliments and his experience as a time traveller, Margot and he had a pleasant conversation.

As a result, Josh gained a certain amount of trust from the beautiful woman and learned about her family situation through their conversations.

As Margot had said earlier, she wasn't a celebrity but a housewife.

But this housewife was not as ordinary as Josh had imagined.<...

Chapter 9: Hitchhiking

As Josh drove the car out of the warehouse and onto the road, he removed the hood.

Although it was a convertible, he had already raised the top before he left, so by simply pulling up his collar it was impossible for anyone outside to see his face clearly.

Also, Josh didn't drive the car straight home.

A Cadillac V16 in this era was too conspicuous; if Josh drove it home, it would be like telling the Mafia that he had stolen it.

So Josh drove the car out of town instea...

Chapter 8 : Stealing from the Mafia

The Cadillac V16 was introduced in 1930 and discontinued in 1940.

It was one of the top luxury cars before the Second World War, and is known as the world's first mass-produced car with a 16-cylinder engine. It was a custom-made car with low production numbers, selling only about four thousand units over 11 years, with an average price of $8,000.

Yesterday, when Josh was shopping for a car, he also had a look at one at a used car dealership... the dealership is one of the largest ...

Chapter 7: Car Thieves

Influenced by various mafia films such as The Godfather and legendary figures such as Al Capone and the Five Families, it's easy to develop the illusion that Italians have it easy in America.

But the reality is quite the opposite.

For a long period in American history, the least favoured white ethnic group was not the Irish, as many might assume, but the Italians.

In almost every Mafia film, the Mafia boss is typically portrayed as Italian, which in itself is a form of discr...

Chapter 6: Little Italy

On the streets of Chicago in the evening, Josh stood in the wind and felt dishevelled.

It had only been a few hours since he had returned home and his newly purchased car had already been stolen.

It was an experience he had never had before.

In his previous life, living in the safest country, he had never encountered such a situation and had hardly even heard of it. (T/N: Lol the brainwashing)

But America was different; in New York City alone, from January to March 202...

Chapter 5: The Car is Gone

"Indeed, when it comes to reliability and loyalty, who can compare to the Unsullied soldiers?" Daenerys said.

The dimensional trading system can trade living creatures, but trading living creatures is a little more complicated than normal transactions; the traded subject must not resist or have the ability to resist.

However, this is apparently not an issue when it comes to the Unsullied.

The Unsullied are an army created by slave masters in Slaver's Bay who, after castratin...

Chapter 4: In Need of Help

With a "ding!", Josh and Daenerys completed their trade. Daenerys now had four rifles and 400 rounds of ammunition in her stockpile, while Josh received 120 ounces of gold.

Unlike their previous trade, which included some gold jewellery, this time the gold was in the form of twelve neatly melted bars of gold. It was clear that Daenerys had prepared a large amount of gold in advance for this transaction. Despite the differences between their two worlds - such as language, script and meas...

Chapter 65: How did a Potions lesson turn into a lesson in Poisonology?

"Is this true, Kael?"

Harry and Ron were sitting next to Kael.

Kael's explanations were more interesting than Professor Sprout's Herbology lesson. He could make a person's face swell with just one potion.

Everyone was interested, including the Slytherins and Gryffindors sitting around Kael.

Kids love quirky and mischievous things. Wizarding children are no exception.

"Do you doubt my Herbology skills?" Kael replied, "Not just Gillyweed – there are other herbs h...

Chapter 64: Kael's Talent for Herbology!

Soon the three of them arrived at Herbology Greenhouse 1.

There were ten Herbology Greenhouses like this one at Hogwarts.

They were numbered from one to ten, and the higher the number, the more precious and dangerous the herbs inside.

Herbology Greenhouse 1, where first year wizards took their lessons, was full of simple and harmless herbs.

Things like Dittany,

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Chapter 3: Dimensional Trading System

After asking the shopkeeper to help load the guns into the car and paying for them, Josh drove away.

However, after making a few turns, he pulled over, ran his hand over all the guns and bullets, and everything instantly disappeared. Only then did he calmly resume driving.

Half an hour later, Josh finally arrived home, and fortunately, he encountered no trouble along the way.

Perhaps it was because many of the unemployed youth had gone off to enlist in the army, but Chicago'...

Chapter 2: Josh, the Time Traveler

After leaving the shop and carefully walking through two blocks, Josh finally breathed a sigh of relief when he confirmed that no one was following him. He then walked into a decent-looking restaurant on the roadside.

It had been a week since he arrived in this world. The best meal he'd had so far was just a hamburger. Now that he finally had some money, he naturally wanted to treat himself to a proper meal.

Yes, there was no doubt—Josh was a time traveler. (T/N: He doesn't know...

Chapter 1: Selling Gold

In February, Chicago was still cold.

Although it was now 1943, and the war in Europe and Asia was raging on, Chicago, far from the battlefield and one of America's most important industrial cities, remained bustling and vibrant.

During the day, the streets were filled with cars, the shops were dazzling, and gentlemen and ladies moved about, creating a lively atmosphere not much different from the 21st century.

If it weren't for the occasional war posters scattered around the...

Chapter 63: Absurd! Learn from Kael? Learn How to Kill?

“Kael, you received the Order of Merlin?”

Although also a Muggle-born, Hermione knew a lot more than Harry Potter.

“When you said you had something to do this morning, it was to receive the medal?” The little girl suddenly remembered what Kael had said earlier.

“Yeah, that’s right,” Kael replied, taking off the medal from his chest and handing it to Hermione.

“This…”

Hermione’s mind went completely blank, as if she had lost the ability to th...

Chapter 62: Dumbledore Announces Great News, 50 Points to Slytherin!

Throughout lunch, Draco Malfoy was busy conspiring with his two lackeys about how to lodge a complaint and get the Ministry of Magic to investigate Kael, figuring out how to provide evidence against him.

Just as lunch was about to end, the doors to the castle suddenly opened, and Dumbledore entered, wearing his robe. Following behind him was Kael.

Upon seeing Kael, most of the Slytherins’ eyes flickered with fear. Only Malfoy’s eyes still harbored hatred.

Glancing at the...

Chapter 61: Kyle’s Identity is Exposed, Blood Demon? How Is This Possible!

“Hughes, what does your dad’s letter say?”

The attention here immediately drew the curiosity of many confused Slytherins.

“Take a look for yourselves!” Hughes Lestrange handed the letter in his hand around for the other Slytherins to read.

Several other Slytherins who received similar letters also pulled out their own.

There was nothing else written on them!

The main content focused on Kael, detailing his background and history.

For the vast major...

Chapter 60: One? No, the Entire Hogwarts is Flooded with Howlers

Malfoy trembled as he opened the Howler. If he didn’t open it immediately, it would explode and shout even louder. He couldn’t understand why his father would send him a Howler.

Once opened, the letter flew into the air, and an angry voice of a white peacock echoed out. (T/N: Lol)

“Draco, I sent you to Hogwarts to study!”

“Not to cause trouble at school!”

“It’s only the third day of term, and look at what you’ve done!”

“I’ll have two thous...

Chapter 59: A Howler Arrives for Malfoy

This Chapter Marks the End of Mass Release

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“Minister, when will we begin the ceremony? I can’t wait to embrace this glorious moment.”

Kael, of course, wasn’t naive enough to think that a little incident like this would be enough to bring down Fudge, the Minister of Magic. His story wouldn’t hold up under scrutiny. Anyone could walk into K...

Chapter 58: Fudge: How Did I End Up Vouching for This Kid?!

"Um, I think this must be a misunderstanding!" Fudge wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

Being stared at by so many potion masters was not a pleasant experience. If he didn't handle this situation properly today, his days as Minister of Magic might be numbered.

"Misunderstanding? You arrested a child under the age of ten and sent him to Azkaban!"

"He was nearly kissed by a Dementor, and you're telling me this is a misunderstanding?" 2024-09-25 15:33:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Chapter 57: Fudge Panics - This Kid Really Knows How to Complain?!

As everyone was deep in conversation, the large doors suddenly swung open.

A wizard in a deep green coat and pinstriped robe walked in—it was Cornelius Fudge,

The Minister of Magic.

Behind Fudge were three Aurors, led by Picard Flint, the same Auror who had stopped Kael at Platform Nine and Three-Quarters.

All three Aur...

Chapter 56: The Youngest Wizard to Receive the Order of Merlin in History!

<Kael POV> (T/N: Author will not follow this!!)

After following Snape out of the Charms classroom, Kael was led directly to the Headmaster’s office.

"Professor, did you call for me?" Kael was still baffled, unsure why he was there.

Was it because of what happened last night when he hung those Slytherins from the ceiling all night?

It couldn’t be... this wasn’t the first time he had done something like that. And surely it wouldn’t be the l...

Chapter 55: Cassandra: Do You Think You're Qualified to Badmouth Kyle?

Shoutout To The First Ever Paid Member of my Patreon 'Devor', Thanks for the support your donation motivates me so to celebrate there will be a short mass release of 5 chapters both on Patreon and Webnovel.

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After settling down a certain troublemaker, Professor Flitwick began teaching the lesson.

"Levitation Charm!"

This spell is the ...

Chapter 54: Slytherin is Very Warm and Hospitable

"Penelope, do you have some free time later?"

"What? Are you asking me out on a date?" Penelope’s heart skipped a beat.

She pretended to casually fix her hair.

"Uh, you could say that. Come with me to the Slytherin dormitory. I need your help!" Kael said seriously.

He still had to allocate territory for the pets today, as well as calm and feed them. Having only Cassandra to help might not be enough.

"Slytherin's dormitory?" Penelope frowned slightly. She was ha...

Chapter 53: Kyle: We Are Engaged in a Great Cause

<At the Gryffindor table>

"Hey, look over there at Kael," Harry Potter quickly noticed the commotion at the Slytherin table.

There were only three people seated at the entire table with Kael, making it hard not to stand out.

"That’s Penelope Clearwater!"

"The Ravenclaw prefect!"

"I’ve heard of her. Percy has always had a crush on her. George told me that one day Percy even talked about her in his sleep," Ron said, full of envy.

Pe...