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The Merch Store is LIVE!

Hey, everyone! Our merch operation is officially a-go! (I'm not sure if that's how you spell that, but I'm not about to google it.) If you're seeing this, it means you've got early access to the shop with use of the secret password: CUMBLEBEE. There's a home page, but if you click around you'll find even more stuff. We hope you enjoy what's available and we're looking forward to doing even more nonsense with this stuff. Cheers! <3

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MAY QUESTION THREAD

Gimme your gay little Q's so we can A them!

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#227: Poptart Movie

Jerry Seinfeld is dropping a sequel to Bee Movie about Poptarts

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The MERCH is Upon Us!

Hey, fellers! Some good news! We've got our spiffy little Merch Shop all stocked up and prepped for a soft launch (just gotta iron out some kinks with the domain.) We've got a small but fun selection of hats, hoodies, and tees prepped for you guys. Available for all $5 and up Patrons starting on May 1st, and available for the public on May 17th.

HOW THE ROLLOUT WILL WORK:

We're essentially starting this operation in an early access capacity so that you, our...

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#226: Yabba-Dabba-DooDoo

Fred Flintstone shits all over himself

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Extra Ammo: Advice Column Part 1

A more relaxed episode compared the normal trash we give you. Parts 2 drops next week!

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#225: Derrick has beef with Fallout

This episdoe we gush over fallout, but derrick hates it!!!

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#224: I Love Beating Lucy

Today's episdoe we all wish we could beat women!!!!

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Extra Ammo : Advice Column Edition

We know we are the most important father figures in your lives, so it only makes sense for us to offer you our collective wisdom in these trying times.

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Extra Ammo: Derrick Answers Leftover March Questions

Things have been a bit crazy so we weren't able to put out a proper show :( There were over 300 questions in the March thread, so I thought in the meantime, I'll just answer as many as I can. Also, as a bonus, I'll be dropping some gay covers that we never got around to recording. Stay tuned and a proper Extra Ammo will drop next week!

-Gay Derrick

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#223: Ostrich Jerky Simpson

"Hey, Twitter world! I'm fucking dead"

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#222: Sween Is Dying

RIP

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Extra Ammo: Ever Seen A Grown Man Naked

This episode is just straight bullshit. Please enjoy or else.

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#221: DarkTank 2049

While Chris is dead the niggas you get instead!

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#220: Would You Fight A Drauger?

an extremely important question

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Extra Ammo: Sween's Dictatorship

This extra Ammo we see the world completely under Sween's control

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#219: Super Saiyan Spider-Man

This episode of the podcast we continue the argument about yet another stupid fucking power Miles Morales aquires!!

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April Question Thread

Ask away!!!!!

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Extra Ammo: Chris's Solo Episode!

This week's Extra ammo Chris take up the long forgotten tradition of making a solo episode!!! Enjoy Niggas!!!!

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#218:gRape and Josh

This episode we talk about the fucked situation that is everything that was revealed on the Nickelodeon documetary!!!!

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#217:TIkTok goes bye bye

On this episode of the podcast we discuss the immediate termination of TikTok!!!!

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#216:The Oscars

This episode we talk about how dangeerously mid the oscars were, enjoy.

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Extra Ammo: Derrick's Dictatorship

On this extra ammo we find out what a world controlled soley by derrick would look like.

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#215:RIP Toriyama

This episode we pay respect to Akira Toriyama, the greatest mangaka of all time

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Chris's Solo Extra Ammo: Question Thread

Ay yo! It's time for another Solo! Chris agreed to answer literally anything. Personal, stupid, literally whatever. It doesn't even matter. Go ahead, I dare you.

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#214: RIP Rooster Teeth

End of an era!

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Extra Ammo: Smooth Gay Cover

This extra ammo the boys make a gay cover to Rod Thomas ft Carlos Santana's Smooth         
(like cum)

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#213: HMurderguy

This episode of the podcast we reveal the murder caused by HBomberGuy 

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#212:Bob Marley the Singing Crab

Bob Marley covers the greatest Jamaican character in history; Sebastian the singing crab 

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