Our darling Caspian, resident pirate enthusiast, sent me this:

And, I mean. How could I resist?
Well Captain Aziraphale, you've caught your pirate. Now what are you going to do with them?
2022-02-20 22:19:56 +0000 UTC
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Awesome patron Tobias suggested a pillow fort! I have a 7-year-old, so pillow and blanket forts are a regular part of my life. None as fancy as this, sadly, but these two do have miracles on their side, to keep the ceilings from drooping.
They're playing Othello, which I believe is also called Reversi, which is my favorite board game that no one will play with me because I rule at it. The pieces are light on one side and dark on the other, and the object is to dominate ...
2022-02-19 16:01:01 +0000 UTC
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By far the top request this month, suggested by our brilliant pyracantha, was aftercare following impact play featuring top Crowley. Now I don't know beans about impact play, so I asked folks on Twitter who are into that, and the consensus was that preferred aftercare features cuddles, praise, a soft blanket, some aloe or cool pack, water, and snacks. Let's imagine that after plenty of lotion, hugging and kissing in a warm blanket, Crowley will bring him a big slice of cake a...
2022-02-16 16:01:02 +0000 UTC
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In December I posted the WIP of this, and spent the next six weeks off and on working on it. I had wanted to do something to follow up this older greenhouse piece (slide 2) for ages, and the time was horribly right to illustrate a sincere apology.
"Forgive me" looks prettier, but that is a request, and an apology is owed nothing. What Aziraphale means to say (what I mean to say) is that he's sorry, with all his heart.
Purple hyacinth represents sorrow and asking forgivene...
2022-02-14 16:00:08 +0000 UTC
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Live and in color! Crowley hunted through the strawberry patch all morning to find the nicest one for Aziraphale. They're going to go sit in the sunshine and eat it together, then go spy on the humans and make mischief ❤️
2022-02-10 16:00:06 +0000 UTC
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In January, Aybig suggested more fairy Omens, and I thought who would appreciate a gift of a giant strawberry better than tiny Aziraphale? Crowley picked the very best one just for him! (I never give the fairies any "efforts", so I don't consider this NSFW.)
You can find the JPG (pictured), PSD and transparent PNG files in the coloring page "Coloring Pages" folder of your respective Google Drive folders!
2022-02-09 16:00:07 +0000 UTC
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Babe's about to lose control, with a little nudging.
It's been a while since I updated this, so I'm putting the newest page first, followed by pages 1-8 so you can backread if you want to, or if you haven't seen this before. Plus I decided to color Crowley's hair because that blush pink makes a really nice ginger!
2022-02-05 15:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Anthony & Alphonse go to lunch at a favorite local cafe. Anthony can't resist the pastrami dip, always tries to get Alfie to take half, but Alfie's only interested in a coffee and a kouign-amann to take with him (which he tears into little pieces and hands to Anthony to snack on while they walk back).
HAPPY LUNAR NEW YEAR! 🐯
Thanks for being here with me for another month! I'm feeling much better and I'm eager to catch up on the stuff I had to forfeit while...
2022-02-01 15:01:03 +0000 UTC
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Coming to you on the LAST day of January, but may they keep your phones happy in February! Some festive dragons, fashion plates, or a lock + home screen duo starmaker Crowley for fun!
HEY. Hey you. I love ya. Thanks for sticking with me this month, through sickness and health. Being able to take time to recover with your blessings meant a lot to me, and I'm so grateful for you.
2022-01-31 16:00:08 +0000 UTC
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Second most popular request this month was starmaker Crowley (thank you brockwoman!) He's just gonna Jackson Pollock the cosmos into being. He went down to the Well O' Life and scooped a bucket of starstuff. Splatt! A nebula!
2022-01-31 01:02:48 +0000 UTC
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I definitely wanted to offer the dragons as a coloring page, and I know it's a LOT but I hope at least some of you tackle it and have fun, even if it's just to like, zen out while you watch Queer Eye. This is the kind of stuff I would love to have colored when I was a kid!
There's also several fashion Crowleys and cute Aziraphales, ready to be customized. Have fun!
As always, you can find JPGs (pictured), transparent PNGs and PSD files in the "Coloring pages" folder of your respec...
2022-01-27 18:11:12 +0000 UTC
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I've promised you guys some AU smut for a while now. At last! Anthony & Ezra finally come back to Ezra's place after several dates, and they're both so excited they can't stop smiling like fools. Alternate versions so you can choose your own gender adventure!
Sometimes I wind up listening to one song on repeat while I draw a thing. This time it was Future Islands' "For Sure". Might be a weird juxtapositions, I don't know, but it's a great tune.
2022-01-25 16:00:09 +0000 UTC
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It's almost here! The husbands share a kiss and a mandarin orange (and Crowley may have miracled a dragon or two to corkscrew around against the direction of their dancers, just for some harmless havoc).
I am feeling MUCH better. Thank you all so, so much for your well-wishes and reassurances that it's okay for me to go slower if I need to. I needed to this month, and it was helpful to make myself put my tablet away and sleep. Today I got the house clean, and still had time to finish th...
2022-01-23 16:01:02 +0000 UTC
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I took December off of Patreon, but man, I really should have taken January off instead. I have had different houseguests for a month straight, and for the last several days I've had the flu. (Got tested: not Covid!) I keep trying to work on art, bit by bit, but I have to admit defeat. I'm going to be slower than usual for a little bit. I swear to god I'm gonna get at least one more smutty thing out before the month ends, and then the dragon piece in time for Lunar New Year, but that might be...
2022-01-21 15:01:04 +0000 UTC
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The colors, as they are right now, are so insane you'd need an eye strain warning. I threw a filter over top and it's cool to see the patterns stand out rather than the crazy colors. I'll be adding more lanterns and maybe another lion or two, but I've been working on this for like a week now and I just wanted to share where I'm at on it.
Lunar New Year is a big deal in Hawaii. We have a big Chinese population, and so much of Hawaii's current agriculture, structure and culture was built ...
2022-01-18 16:00:05 +0000 UTC
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I wanted something simple and fun for these two! Aaaand I also went and made a whole playlist. 😁
Fun fact: if you watch Rupaul's Drag Race, you may know who Raja Gemini is (my very favorite drag queen). I happen to be friendly with her, and a few years ago she came to Oahu to perform and we got to hang out all the next day. Crowley's out...
2022-01-14 16:00:08 +0000 UTC
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Oh, I missed our Scissor & Ink boys! I think about them whenever I hear a good dancing song. I feel like Crowley would frequent the drag clubs (doing hair & wigs) and convince the less social Aziraphale to come out with him. They've both kind of got looks that might appeal to queers across the board. 😄
If you were to ask me what the best dancing song of all time is, I'd be hard pressed to think of one better than Band of Bees' "Chicken Payback". What's YOUR favorite dancing s...
2022-01-13 16:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Maybe Aziraphale is swayed by that desperately soft way Crowley says "Anywhere you want to go", and just wants his dearest friend to be careful with that thermos of holy water, no don't tell me what it's for, I don't want to know, just please be careful, I can't stand the idea of losing you, and what if you just walk me back to the bookshop. Will you come in for a drink? And so on and so forth until Aziraphale wants to give him as many reasons to stay as possible and... well here we ...
2022-01-09 16:00:04 +0000 UTC
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For those who didn't see it, this was the easter egg I hid in the google drive folders for you. Just a little smoocheroo!
2022-01-07 01:24:08 +0000 UTC
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Happy New Year!! You MADE it. And happy first birthday to this Patreon! Those of you who have been with me for a whole year here deserve extra special kisses, but then you all do. This has been the most fun and fulfilling art year of my life, and I have no intention to stop.
So what's on the menu this month? Well, my dad will still be visiting with me for another couple weeks, (we've been watching a lot of Chef's Table -- can you tell?) which may mean art is a little b...
2022-01-01 16:00:06 +0000 UTC
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I've always struggled to feel proud of what I draw, but this year that's been the biggest shift for me. I've done more that I think is good and worthwhile than ever before, and so much of it has to do with you, my patrons. When I started this thing, I hoped and expected to gain like, maybe 40 patrons, tops. Sitting here at 500 more is mindblowing, and I'm deeply grateful to all of you.
You not only showed me pretty inarguably that what I do is wanted and valued, but you've motivated me ...
2021-12-31 19:43:35 +0000 UTC
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I was recently pretty abominable to a friend, who has since shown they are so much more kind, patient, mature and forgiving than I expected or certainly deserve. I don't think I can come close to giving the apology they deserve, though I've offered my best and was accepted. You have to say it with words. But also, when your friend loves plants like mine does, you say it with flowers.
I had wanted to do this for over a year, to go along with that one greenhouse piece, but didn't know wh...
2021-12-23 16:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Another from that outfit request post on Twitter from a month ago -- this one suggested by @starmakrsapphic. I loved this whole line, but I like that scooped neckline with the party dress. Very demonic. Crowley comes prepared.
Hope everyone has been staying healthy and safe!
2021-12-16 16:01:02 +0000 UTC
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A couple weeks ago I asked folks on Twitter for outfit suggestions, and I decided to smoosh a bunch of them together. The top half on Crowley was suggested by @Colorful_Core, the bottom by @dear_hearted, the sweater (tweaked) by @CurlyBelial and the bee bottoms by @mikaeru_ao3. I should have tilted the bees! I still want those overalls for myself.
And of course a quick Crowley with his hair in one huge curler, because how else do you explain that bonkers cockatoo hairdo from the ITT Awa...
2021-12-09 16:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Thank you all so much for being here with me this year! You guys have helped me in so many ways -- this is the first "job" I've had since my son was born, and though I know that's a heck of a job by itself, being able to buy groceries, keep the car maintained, help with bills, that makes me feel like a champion. And to be doing what I love? I've said this before, but when I was little people would always ask me if I was going to be an artist when I grew up. I'd always say not a c...
2021-11-30 21:07:49 +0000 UTC
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Some of this month's art for your screens! A few of these are also available as desktop wallpapers.
These and all the others can be found in your Google Drive folder, which you can find in the "drive folder" tag on the main page of my Patreon ❤️
2021-11-29 17:01:03 +0000 UTC
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I colored my own coloring page! There's an artist I love called Stef Euphoria who always uses a beautiful, muted color palette, so I tried to mimic that a little bit. I'm so used to saturating everything in orange and magenta, this was different and fun. Add another one to my popsicle collection.
2021-11-29 16:01:03 +0000 UTC
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The winner of this Boxing Day original is GoodbyeVanny! A deserving sweetheart who shares a name with my best friend. I hope you like this! Also please excuse my weird pauses and rambling, I'm just very sleepy today. 💛
2021-11-28 23:23:04 +0000 UTC
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Finally a new piece just for coloring! Another gnc Crowley enjoying a popsicle and a sunflower. Apparently every drag queen has a pair of those gold bamboo hoops, I just like em a lot. I hope you have fun coloring some of these!
As always the JPG (pictured) as well as PSD and transparent PNG files can be found in your google drive folder (find it in the tag "drive folder")! You may post your coloring on social media, and I'd love a tag so I can see your lovely work.
2021-11-28 16:00:06 +0000 UTC
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At last! She is done! Crowley's wearing that nice peacock blue sweater from the sunflower piece and cuddling up under a cable knit blanket. On the tree are several ornaments I have on my own tree, including a white china feather and several cardinals. The cards pinned to the wall are ones designed by my friend J Yang (the bear) and Pentachilles (two ladies at home), and the pillow is a favorite Fair Isle pattern that reminds me of a peppermint patty. Aziraphale's eating a honey bun and watchi...
2021-11-26 16:01:02 +0000 UTC
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