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Top 5 Things That Make You Sick [PATREON BONUS]

Trying a new format for bonus stuff! Here's all the Patreon exclusive stuff for the latest upload (now renamed "Eating Pussy Makes You Sick" because it got more views)

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Mama's Twins: The Will Reading

This is one of the most captivating stories I have ever crafted. You have no idea where the rabbit hole leads. Please leave me be, I must write more Mama's Twins.

My Videos That Didn't Age Well [AD-FREE]

I'm not gonna lie, this thing is gonna age like shit without the four minute ad but I'm willing to set my creative nature aside to allow this to exist here on Patreon. Just know you are watching the inferior version of this work. Also though it's four minutes shorter so that might be sick.

Lizards Don't Wear Raycons [AD]

This is straight up a Raycon ad. I feel like I owe you guys money if you watch this.

End of 2015 Commentary

A very special guest joins me today as we talk over the remainder of Internet Comment Etiquette 2015. His name is Sean and he's the reason I'm able to film stuff like the Halloween special that's pinned to this page. He hates being on camera, so I put him on camera, and we're going to finally put to bed the first year of this storied curriculum. 

Don't Curse in the First 8 Seconds of Your Youtube Video [AD-FREE]

I actually don't think this one works without the ad. I wrote this entire thing around "Mama's Twins"

"Mama's Twins" [VIDEO-FREE]

Now this is what I'm talking about. Oh my god I love "Mama's Twins" I want to make an entire TV show about them, BROTHER

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Project Blue Beam Explained [AD-FREE]

Considering this is weeks late, you may have seen this one on youtube. What you may not have seen is the comment section of this video, which is full of honest-to-god conspiracy theorists who have tuned in by the thousands. All I ever wanted with this show was to capture the attention of Christian fundamentalists who believe the moon is fake and there's an ice wall surrounding our planet. I finally have them. Watch this ad free video, but also go look at that goddamn comment section.

Bluebeam NordVPN Ad [Extra Alex Style]

If I told you this entire video was written around the ad, would you believe me? I guess not. After all it's not true. But the moment I realized I was going to do this entire thing with my real voice, I knew that I finally had a chance to create an ad that spoke to men like me. Real men. The kind of men who take supplements to keep a vice-grip on our manhood. I eat five hundred vitamin-D's a day and you should see how deftly I navigate the women around my workplace. I take so many supplements...

Lizards Among Us [AD-FREE]

I think based purely on the fact that this video was demonetized for three days should tell you everything you need to know about the legitimacy of my claims. I am not a lizard?

This Entire Video Was Written by ChatGPT [AD-FREE]

Are you curious about the behind-the-scenes workings of ChatGPT and AI chat bots? Do you want to be entertained while you learn? Look no further than this comedic educational lesson, where we dive deep into the world of AI chat bots, with a special focus on our very own ChatGPT. And the best part? No pesky ads interrupting your learning experience, thanks to our amazing supporters on Patreon. So sit back, relax, and let's explore the fascinating world of artificial intelligence together!

[AD-FREE] "Soccer is Stupid"

Man it was hard ripping the ad out of this one. It cried out for mercy as I used the razor tool to detach it from the main lesson. I immediately placed it in a jar of pickling solution so that it may be preserved for future generations to study. That said, the video actually works great without the ad.

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[VIDEO-FREE] "The Gift Bag" Raycon Ad

Here it is, like ignoring the tasteless outer core of a candy and getting straight to the soft nougat core. Like throwing out all of the cereal that isn't marshmallow and pouring yourself a heaping bowl. You won't have to wade through any boring content to experience what we all know you're here for: sponsored ad reads. Crack open a hoagie and skip the bread while you watch this one.

[AD-FREE] Internet Comment Etiquette: "Uptalk?"

I originally wanted this lesson to be mocking of the uptalk phenomenon. However the more I researched, the more I realized how short-sighted that would be. Instead I chose to embrace the uptalk and now I never have to worry about a conversation lasting longer than I'd like it to ever again. Thanks for watching?

Internet Comment Etiquette: "Uptalk?" PLUS SCRIPTS

When you force yourself to uptalk constantly for over an hour straight, the corporeal world slips away and everything becomes a game of how many times in a row you can nail those high rising terminals. After all, the sooner you get this page done, the closer you are to never having to do it again. Those pages are included in PDF format below. Ad-Free and Video-Free-Ad going up now as well, but give that youtube video a click if you'd like and see how annoyed everyone is in the comments.

October Script PDF's

Hello patroons! Here are the scripts for all of the October content, including the Halloween exclusive sketch. I also attached a storyboard that we (kinda) used to shoot it. 

I think the Stop Jacking Off script is the most different from the final product. There were some scenes including r/nofap that I later realized would just lead to people going in there and fucking with those people. Last thing I need is a bunch of nofap dudes showing up at my house and jizzing all over the pl...

2015 Audio Commentary PART TWO

Jarret, Shawn and I continue to delve into Comment Etiquette's freshman year as a youtube channel. Jarret and I also delve into a bottle of whiskey while giggling like little gremlins. Enjoy!

[AD-FREE] Halloween Hangover Cures

I had to delete the previous post for this because of some audio issues. All should be good, god knows I'm not watching this thing for the 500th time to make sure!

Halloween Hangover Cures Ad (Video-Free)

This shit isn't gonna make any sense out of context but hey, Ray J still signed off on it.

The Bottom of the Staircase (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)

Happy Halloween! Your patronage helped me make this short film about a man who hates how noisy his house gets at night.

Starring: 

Andrew Friedman 

Justin Taite  

Visual Effects: Brook Hubbs (https://www.instagram.com/brookhubbs / https://www.youtube.com/user/supafun33)  

Color Correction ...

Bottom of the Staircase TEASER

I wrote this idea down eight years ago and it's weird, gross, possibly even hard to watch, but by gum I made it. And you're all gonna have to see what I'm talking about Halloween night.

Halloween Exclusive Sketch Drops Monday

For all of you $5 tier subscribers, something big is coming this Halloween. I shouldn't even call it a sketch since it's ten minutes long. You'll see on the 31st... if you dare.

The Hunter's Confession GAG REEL

Look, I know it's dark, but if you watched this month's patreon sketch and read the script you might have noticed a discrepancy in tone. In the script, the end button had a very "Most Dangerous Game" theme, whereas the published video leaned into a certain phenomenon that happens only in America. I chose this pivot while we were in the middle of filming that script. This gag reel is us stepping our way through it while setting markers along the boundaries. It wasn't easy, but that's all in an...

Why I'm Quitting Sponsorships

NOT NOT CLICKBAIT

What Should I Call My Podcast? w DJ WELCH

Guys, What Should I Call My Podcast? Enjoy it a week early right here on the new and improved ICE Patreon. Not that ICE. Well kinda that ICE.

The Hunter's Confession (Patreon Exclusive Sketch)

This first ever Patreon-exclusive sketch is going to be available for all tiers so you can see what exactly you're in for at the $5 and above pledge level. Shawn and I sat down to film this with a wildly different script (see attachment), and quickly realized that it wasn't working. We improvised everything past the halfway mark, and then relied on our friends at SuperMega (https://www.youtube.com/c/SuperMegaOffi...

Patreon Livestream 9/1/22

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Patreon Livestream Today @ 4pm PST!

That's a half hour from right now! Check back here for the link. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go track down some hard seltzers.