Skjöldr's been away on business so it was up to little old me to handle Halloween duties this year. I think it went pretty well especially when you consider that I got to nut tap someone across the spectral realm.
2018-10-30 23:10:13 +0000 UTC View Post
I have a deleted scene for this one! God damn I need to delete scenes more often, whole thing's got my nips harder than an SAT prep course.
2018-09-30 18:06:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey guys 69 boy Erik here, just figured out how to stay hip on the internet. Check out my fortnite wins on twitch.tv/yogaboy69 -- actually I don't know if that channel exists.
2018-09-07 15:04:14 +0000 UTC View Post
There are about six hundred videos of people shaking turds out of their pant legs that did not make it into this episode. I had no idea what I was getting into.
2018-08-22 15:03:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Esteemed actor Ridleymane Quarterchop sent me this file of him providing audio commentary for a behind the scenes look at last month's Nobbleberry teaser. At least I think this is Ridleymane Quarterchop? Can anyone find some interviews with this guy so we can verify the voice? Either way, some interesting tidbits in here!
PS to all you new patrons, nobody gets charged for this extra stuff. 2018-08-16 23:04:05 +0000 UTC View Post
I never watched this latest lesson after uploading, and thought this would be a great opportunity to do something I'd been wanting to do for a long time: Audio Commentary! So I poured a fat glass of sauvignon blanc and hit record on the old microphone, and decided to do a thing where I constantly interrupt the video to give my thoughts and comments. Enjoy!
2018-08-04 17:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
If there's one thing you guys know about me, it's that I'm stupid enough to film a 30 minute video in my room during the worst heat wave of the year! Enjoy and I've got a fun bonus thing for this lesson that I'm gonna post here shortly.
2018-07-31 22:03:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey guys remember me? I'm the red sweaty cuck you give money to every other month because I have the upload schedule of someone who died in 1992.
Now I could spend a bunch of paragraphs telling you what else I was working on and developing and pitching and so far failing to sell, but the important thing here is that I was busy in a way that had an inadvertent affect on my channel. And maybe one day you'll see me in a puppet show. Doesn't matter -- what's important here is it's been a whi...
2018-07-18 09:50:05 +0000 UTC View Post
I had to upload this through some secret back channels, hope the fuckin feds don't trace my router GIMME THOSE BUGS
2018-05-17 15:12:42 +0000 UTC View Post
I sliced nearly 4 minutes out of today's video because I liked the pacing better without it, but that doesn't mean there aren't some important lessons to be had from this bastard child footage!
2018-04-01 00:31:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Did some heavy research for this one by boofing bath salts in the local park. Took out a whole family of geese.
2018-03-31 14:05:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Lets just say my potassium levels are huge right now
2018-02-21 03:18:36 +0000 UTC View Post
In today's lesson, there's a lot of takes that I couldn't use because I kept cracking up at "microphone for my farts"
2018-02-20 15:27:10 +0000 UTC View Post
This one took roughly eighteen thousand days to finish editing, mostly because I had to figure out how to sort through all the erotic fan fiction on the red hot hard drive left in my lap once filming had ended. Also, quick after effects tip: if you don't use after effects everyday you will forget everything about after effects. Enjoy!
2018-02-05 15:45:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Who says Christmas themed videos have to come out on Christmas? Oh well, Happy Boxing Day! Wait is that over too?
2017-12-30 22:11:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Here it is, the Snow White dwarf orgy you've been waiting for! Enjoy and lemme know what this video would be like if it were a plate of food.
2017-12-01 01:53:09 +0000 UTC View Post
This is not the uncensored version. The uncensored version is uploading right now!
2017-12-01 00:48:44 +0000 UTC View Post
In today's lesson, I show just how nasty I can get with these big ol popsicles oh fuck man I can't believe these were only $2.89 at the krogers that's like a month of Instagram once all this net neutrality gets fucked up
2017-11-20 17:16:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey there kids, thanks for supporting me on this crazy website! Hey, you guys wanna find out how to sound like an adult online? Then you're gonna love this video!
to new camera: GOOGLE WHAT "TUBGIRL" IS
(not charging for this btw in case anyone's wondering. enjoy!)
2017-11-18 01:58:47 +0000 UTC View PostJust found out about these cool things called "tags," man they're great! Now you can click on the sidebar there to browse all of the extra stuff I've posted here, along with uncensored and patreon exclusive lessons. This is why I should not be allowed to be in charge of my own websites, because it took me three years to figure out what tags do.
2017-11-14 22:06:09 +0000 UTC View Post
I guess Skjöldr is a fan of Halloween, because I received this video file in an email not too long ago from his people. I haven't watched it yet but I figured you Patreon folk might want to see wtf he's on about. No charge btw, I don't charge for bullshit. Which this definitely is. There's no way there's any truth to this. Don't even listen to it. Just ignore this video. lol jk but for real I didn't charge
-Skjöldr
2017-10-31 11:31:56 +0000 UTC View Post
It's always a shame to watch a perfect season fade into memory, but good thing it's never too early to plant some Pineapple seeds for next year!
2017-10-27 20:11:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Considering this video got demonetized within seconds of going live, it's made me realize just how important Patreon is going to be for the future of my teachings. I'd like to wholeheartedly apologize for not giving you folks enough exclusive content, and I plan on fixing that immediately. This website has become the lifeblood of my little lessons.
I have two more to finish for this month, and I'll be making one of them only available to you all here. And if anybody asks you for a link, ...
2017-09-23 16:43:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Straight up dehydrated my ass for this one! 98 GODDAMN DEGREES OUTSIDE thank you for watching.
2017-08-31 14:34:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Class is back in session, everybody! Hope you had a great summer break but I can already see that a month off has led to some rusty etiquette all over the place. Let's hop in here and knock some of these cobwebs out by appreciating Grandmas across the world!
2017-08-24 21:57:30 +0000 UTC View Post
You guys might remember Hot Dad's influential hit song from a few weeks back (link here) -- but did you know your boy big money hired Beyonce's choreographer? Pay careful attention to the story I'm trying to tell here, and feel free to discuss below.
Filmed on location in space.
2017-08-22 05:42:12 +0000 UTC View Post
I edited this fucker for three days straight and it still ended up being more than 10 minutes! Holy shitballs! Got a ThatPoppyVEVO deleted comment that I'll put up here when I wake up in six hours. (_)_)::::::::::::::D~~~rocket ship away~~~~
2017-07-19 13:35:00 +0000 UTC View Post
No deleted scenes for this one, but I've got some choice scraps from the last two. Now that I've got some free time I'll be able to get a stew together for you paying customers. #PineappleSummer
2017-07-03 19:58:10 +0000 UTC View Post
I figured we were all due for a bit of rest and relaxation after this busy June month. Let's spend it together, staying away from whatever the hell growled at me from the bamboo earlier!
2017-06-29 12:25:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Check out the deleted comment I just posted right beneath this update!
2017-05-30 19:22:41 +0000 UTC View Post