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Eat the Dungeon Discussion: Optimizing Load Times and File Size

I've been working on optimizing load times for the past two weeks, and I've come to an impasse.

The issue is the images for the stuffing levels. They account for 80% of the game's file size. And if things keep going has they have been, ETD will be 400MB by the time I have finished the full version. This is unacceptably large to me. Optimizing the stuffing images has been my goal the past two weeks.

However, this has proven to be much more difficul...

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Eat the Dungeon Update v0.7.4

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New weight levels for the Illusionist!

I'm still working on optimizing load times, I think this is something I'd like to prioritize for next week.

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The Knight (Eat the Dungeon)

For Halloween, she's the scariest thing she can imagine: an evil knight who makes people diet!

Eat the Dungeon Update v0.7.3

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Sorry for the wait, here are the new levels! This update includes:

• 6 new levels
• 5 new enemies, including an enemy who attacks fullness and has no defenses
• Rebalanced time goals so that earlier levels are more forgiving, and time goals get more restrictive the further you get in the game

Regarding long load times, previously I wanted to so...

Eat the Dungeon Update Delayed

Sorry friends, I've been working like mad trying to get the new level set out this week. But due to increased workload at my day job and some medical issues I've been having taking a turn for the worse, I will not be able to get the update out before the week is over. I'll get it done as soon as I can.

Montly Art Poll

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Quick Fix

I've uploaded a quick fix for a bug that some people were seeing where support-type items did not work. Thank you for your patience!

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Eat The Dungeon Update v0.7.2

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The Engineer is here! This AOE support class is ready to assist her whole team at once!

This update includes three changes to support abilities in response to the Engineer's unique properties:

• Support abilities (Heal, Buff, and Armor) now utilize adventurer's AOEs! This includes the Knight as well
• An adventurer can't use support abilities on themself, e...
  2020-10-10 15:07:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Updated Legendary Tier Character Designs Post

I will begin contacting Legendary Tier Patrons about this month's character designs for upcoming character classes. These designs will be held until their corresponding class is put into the game. There will be a poll with all the character designs, and the winning design will be the one used in game. Losing designs will appear in the game as NPCs.

You are not required to draw anything! You can simply submit to me a text description, and I will draw it for ...

Poll Rules Revision

Hello, I'd like to revise the rules for class design voting. I want everyone's opinions to be considered fairly, and I hope we can alter the rules for future votes to that end.

Right now, the rule is there will be a final tiebreaker vote if the top options are within 5% of each other. That is actually a pretty slim margin. My ideas for this are: expanding the margin to 10%, always do a final vote between the top two options, or keep the rules the same. Please vote, and comment below if ...

Poll Results

Hello friends, I want to announce the final winner for the Engineer class design. But first I want to address how contentious this design poll has been. 

While the Clockwork design has the most votes, there are significant and vocal contingents for other designs.  Being excited for your favorite is wonderful, but please remember to be courteous to your fellow fan. Do not forget that we are all here for our shared love of fantasy adventurers getting fat as fuck by beati...