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Slow cavalry

"Ha, now you stand no chance, you small-head men, our cavalry is coming! It's round around the corner... wait for it... wait for it... oh, you're in so much trouble now... you just wait... they'll be here any minute now... you just wait... bear with me... "

Here's some more supportless mini goofiness:

• Snail mount - bred so that part of its shell forms a comfortable saddle, because you need to be comfortable when doing painfully slow charges against the enemy

  2025-02-16 10:44:49 +0000 UTC View Post

MyMiniFactory and discounts

To tidy things up, here's a list of modular sets that are no longer in the repository but are available on MyMiniFactory, some with new Patron discount codes (it's Valentine's day around the corner after all).

• Modular Humanoids 30% code: BodyParts

• 2025-02-13 08:50:41 +0000 UTC View Post

Strangers from distant lands

"Dear travellers, as you are well aware you are no match for me, however to get your hands busy here are some fine specimens from my collect... err, company, for you to fight with."

New bunch of minis in the repository (new link!):

• Rakshasa - the hands still make me uncomfortable

• Bunny wizard - perfect for an evil boss

• Blemmye with spear. And hair.

• Du...

  2025-02-09 13:09:52 +0000 UTC View Post

Small matters

"My kinfolk, as your new lord I'm going to make Dwarfs wonderful once more! That's why my first decree is that henceforth the Dragon Mountains shall be named the Dwarf Mountains! Also, from now on whenever anybody dares to ask any of our kin >>how are you?<<, the answer should always be >>I am wonderful, for I am a Dwarf!<<".

Grab another batch of the bearded little men in the repository 2025-02-01 02:26:36 +0000 UTC View Post

Shield wall

A rank and file addition to the dwarf collection in the repository.

• 2 dwarf halberdiers (or pole weapon wielders)

• 2 dwarf infantry

Happy printing! Please report any printing issues here or on the Discord.

Dorfs

Hi folks! I had a short winter break in the warm country of the Pharaohs, I will certainly use the inspiration found there for some minis one time, but for now let's give some love to the dwarves. Can't have enough dwarves. Or dwarfs, but I prefer JRRT's version.

New supportless dwarves in the repository (new link!) 2025-01-16 20:07:26 +0000 UTC View Post

Big Bird

This last release of the year is just a single model, but a big one. It’s a great eagle, been requested for a while now, and I finally got to do one. My wrist is still sore from all the feather-placing. It’s supportless of course, a single print model. 

Its neck is shaped so that you can fit any of my mounted models on it if needed.

Now you can try taking that little ring and casting it into the volcano from above without the need of a long and dangerous journey.

bauble babble

So, a few days ago my daughter came to me with a drawing and told me this is her new miniature design:

Basically, this guy wields a tree gun that shoots a tiny tree topped with a star, his special attack is throwing a bauble which turns into a companion who attacks in the same way.

I decided to modify the design to make it a bit less militant and open for interpretation.

It's in ...

High noon

Seeing the unusual strangers, El Guapo didn't bother to check his map anymore, he inspected his pocket watch instead . "Well, compadre, this ain't the prairie anymore" he muttered to the big figure behind him. His large companion stared in amazement at the walking stove.

New supportless minis in the repository:

• WIld West gunslinger (Mexican)

• Wild West brute. I didn't give him a gu...

  2024-12-21 06:48:23 +0000 UTC View Post

Four guslingers walk into a saloon...

Willy Waco had the fastest hands in the West. That's why they kicked him from the band, because the other musicians couldn't keep up.

New supportless minis in the repository (new link!):

• Willy Waco

• Gunslinger

• Gunslinger lady

• Mr TallHat. Never, ever, call him "short".

 2024-12-11 01:57:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Krampusnacht

Just saw this adorable video the other day of a Krampus parade in an Austrian village and I just had to make another horny, hairy guy, he's in the repository. May the Krampus be nice to you all.

Back to your regular sheduled program shortly.

Friends for life and beyond

They called the elf Long-o-laugh, because of his cheerful attitude. The dwarf was known as Grimli, because, well, just look at him. Their friendship, praised in countless songs and memes, survived across diffent worlds and universes.

Two sets of of elf-dwarf duo - fantasy and futuristic are available in the repository.

Next: some Wild West vibes among others.

It is a gift

It's a known custom among the little folk to give gifts to others on their birthdays. It's a great tradition and, as it is my birthday today, here is my gift to all my Patrons, a halfling giving a gift.

It's in the repository.<...

Animal Anomalies

When Angus was suddenly teleported to a strange world, he was glad he had his shotgun with him.

New supportless minis in the repository:

• Space Minotaur with shotgun - a bully you want on your side

• Weasel thief - or is it an ermine? Or a stoat? I can never tell.

• Catfolk in a robe - is he a thief? A spy? A wizard? A catnip peddler? Who knows?

  <...
  2024-11-21 02:09:56 +0000 UTC View Post

For the Ruler!

Whenever balance is threatened in the Galaxy, when the Corporatimpex or the Grand Calculator's minions gain the upper hand, they appear. Space Knights, biologically engineered by being fed the antibiotics-infused three-legged chickens of Gdhuhulula Prime, guided by their own moral compass, are sent by the Ruler to make sure justice is imposed and things are made even.

Making dynamically-posed...

Unsettled business

This is the time when those who passed on feel restless and want to be a bit closer to us again. Look at good old Toby, still gnaws on his pipe although he died of lung cancer, little rascal. Grulf the hill giant was never given a tombstone after his burial so now he smashes all the tombstones he stumbles upon. Poor minotaur tries to satisfy his hunger having died of starvation after he got lost in his labyrinth. The monkey was mistreated at the circus and now it practices jumping at peoples ...

Bring out the dead

During the last plague town residents were too scared and grief-stricken to notice that the collection of their loved ones remains was done with the assistance of unusal helpers.

New supportless models in the repository:

• cart - a simple cart for simple needs. Wheels print separately, a drop of glue needed to assemble. There's also an optional base. The driver's seat is des...

  2024-10-20 23:02:12 +0000 UTC View Post

Space, the terminal frontier.

It is said that within the bowels of some of the most remote and ancient abandoned space stations one can find the Terminals. They are sought by many not only for their ancient technology but also for their supposedly direct link with the Grand Calculator itself, the legendary grandfather of all sentient machines. The few who managed to find them weren't ready for the nasty surprise, as these devices are guarded by old, wicked robot sentinels, not only proficient in narrow corridor melee, bu...

The winged issue

You probably are familiar with glorious images of the Polish Winged Hussars charging with pair of wings strapped to their back, a magnificent sight to behold. However, in reality, Polish hussars - just like Balrogs! - did not have wings. Or rather, there are almost no historical accounts of them wearing wings into battle. They did however sometimes strap a single wing to their saddles, 2024-09-30 08:51:09 +0000 UTC View Post

Panta rhei

The last few days have been disastrous for a big part of central Europe. Heavy rains across Austria, the Czech Republic, Poland and Romania turned the streams in mountain areas into roaring rivers, which flooded huge areas. Lives were lost, property destroyed. The devastation is huge. Many places of cultural heritage were affected, like this 2024-09-17 17:08:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Oldboys & aliens

"Humphf" grunted William when he realized that the bugs everybody was yelling about weren't the kind you catch in a glass and toss out the window.

New supportless minis in the repository:

• back pain knight, a hero most 40+ guys can relate to

• fat adventurer, ditto

• 3 mantis runners, bug monsters that can be used as fantasy critters or grim future hive s...

  2024-09-15 00:03:39 +0000 UTC View Post

Career choices

All his friends told him that becoming an adventurer-thief wasn't a good idea, but even when Sploot Kfloopstix found himself chased by robot sentinels following his slime trail, he had a backup plan. He knew that there was a bandit lair nearby, and bandits loved to hunt sentinels for spare parts and, especially, their mantles, which they sold as shower curtains in the less civilized systems.

Get the new supportless minis in the 2024-09-07 21:47:20 +0000 UTC View Post

Winds of magic pt. III

To conclude the modular summer, here are some variants of mage bodies without arms, with some new heads and arms.

The /Humanoid_modular 2/ folder in the repository will be available till Sunday Sept 1st, so make sure to download it. Of course as always if you are this month Patron and forget to download it by then you can always message me to get access.

I'm still...

Winds of magic pt. II

The envy of the ability to cast spells in metal armour was unbearable for Lady Eldaria and her apprentice, so they hurled all their tricks at the mysterious metal-skinned figure.

New supportless models in the repository:

• Modular female mage bodies with some new heads and arms (in the /Humanoid_modular 2/ folder)

• Warforged mage

• Magical spirit...

  2024-08-18 13:02:48 +0000 UTC View Post

Winds of magic

"Behold, Shrukh-Buri-Shrukh, those skinny morsels brought us canned meat".

New supportless minis in the repository (new link):

• modular magic users with staves, with some new heads and arms

• troglodyte warrior and troglodyte shaman

• a new version of a halberdier upgraded to my current standards (see pictures for comparison).

next: more of t...

Pole dance

"What are those ugly, smelly things?!"

"Dunno, but I wouldn't touch them with a 6 foot pole."

The halberdiers thought exactly the same.

New supportless halberdier headless bodies and some heads for more variety of rank and file troops. You'll find them in the /Humanoid_modular 2/ folder in the repository.

And introducing - troglodytes, cave lizardmen.

Happy print...

Kiss the chef

Three ladies and a pot head, or, it's good to have a halfling cook in the gang.

Indulge me as I continue with the supportless modulars - a bit of feminine side of archery this time.

• 2 female archer bodies

• 3 new female heads

• a female archer for those who do not like to glue stuff

• a halfling archer with a pot helmet.  reuploaded a fixed version, there was a bit sticking at the bottom<...

  2024-07-16 21:13:24 +0000 UTC View Post

Songs from the wood

"How long have you been an archer?"

"Four foot one"

"Good Lord! Jolly good!"

New modular bits:

 3x archer bodies, arms and heads, compatible with all the previous modulars. Good for archers, rangers, bandits and such.

 And a halfling gal archer in the repository (new link!)

...

Redcoats

The 29½th foot "Worcestershiresauce" Regiment was known for its inclusiveness.

Finally the French have some worthy adversaries. New supportless Redcoat foot soldiers along with their short companion are available in the repository.

Next: back to medieval/fantasy with some modularity

Cloudbuster

The music video of Kate Bush' "Cloudbusting" has always been making me all warm and fuzzy inside. Whenever I see it I can't look away. I'm guilty of watching it on repeat many times. Kate Bush' music is great, but it's the visual side that keeps me hooked every time, one element in particular: Donald Sutherland. I don't know how to describe it, but somehow he makes it one of the best music videos ever. W...