This one was, and was happy, and was currently balled up with her not-sisters and sisters and not-bigs and bigs in the soft place that was warm. It had been time since she was, dozing off and waking up in that hazy border between living and sleeping, where time has no real meaning. Big had fought other Bigs, and some had won and some had lost and it really didn’t matter; everything was fine and it smelled like many mothers and many fathers, and so this one was happy.
There was a tremo...
2020-07-28 04:38:14 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone! This episode is our first ever guest star, Frank Leroux!
For those of you who don't know, he wrote the phenomenal fan series Smol Detective, found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/a2tr4i/the_smol_detective_chapter_1/
And his own series, Iron Hue-Man, which can be found here: 2020-07-20 22:14:11 +0000 UTC
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The training manual didn’t cover this.
The mind, alone and dark, mused as it was flooded with information; the manual and seminars were, at best, ways to prepare one for a catastrophe, but they really didn’t do the process justice. Granted, the… fusion, ah, that’s the word - the fusion of a pilot to his MEDIBOT should have occurred with a more healthy specimen - preferably not one slipping into a coma, but you made do with what you had. No, no...
2020-07-20 22:08:01 +0000 UTC
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Loading Dock 5E, Roughly 10 minutes or so before visitation hours (gone wild gone wrong gone sexual):
“I don’t like these things.” Dr. Silver murmured, looking into the freshly-opened crate. He wasn’t alone - not in the room, nor in sentiment over the three puffy medical-grade bright white suits that stared blankly back up at the assembled crew.
“Well I know you don’t, but this is just what we got.” Than mo said, letting out a little sigh as well. “And I see that w...
2020-07-13 22:03:57 +0000 UTC
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So we might make this one star-spangled-banner themed, or if we want a wildcard, maple-syrup-we-didn't-gain-our-freedom-for-hundreds-of-more-years-until-we-wrote-a-strongly-worded-letter themed.
Either way, it's gonna be a good'un. Due to the personal request of our porn goblin, some following changes:
(1) We will not beat him too hard anymore.
(2) We will not beat him too soft anymore.
(3) No more orgies for a little while
So your cou...
2020-07-13 01:21:39 +0000 UTC
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I mean. Might as well make it dramatic~!
The next lewd vote will be up right after this posts.
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[Ambrosia] chirruped quietly with a mixture of frustration and anxiety, flicking the clock indicator out of her HUD’s peripheral vision once more. Things were not going to plan, and the plan hadn’t even technically started yet.
It was 14:27 station-side relative time, and the “talent” was supposed to a...
2020-07-13 01:16:50 +0000 UTC
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So. I figured this would be a good topic to talk about - even though it's a bit rambly, as I am wont to do, it's unedited. Cause I wanna be real with ya'll.
Also, this is a much shorter episode; I don't know if anyone even listened to the whole hour-long thing, so. I'm cutting it down.
Please give me feedback. If you like this stuff, let me know. If you don't, let me know! Give me some heckin' topics you nerds, or else I'll just old-man ramble ...
2020-06-30 17:01:02 +0000 UTC
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“Really.”
Of all the responses, of all the possible ways that Than mo thought his colleagues would react to him breaking the news of an incurable global pandemic, that CENTRAL was stalling for time at the potential cost of human life, that the four of them would most likely be left to deal with an incoming flood of patients and may also succumb to the disease with possibly no hope of rescue other than a bag-and-tag operation to be tossed into a bunker to chill, a half-interested “...
2020-06-30 04:46:36 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone! Sorry for the delay, I was hoping to get this out a bit earlier - but a 2 hour interview and hiring a criminal defense attorney (for dad, not me) kind of ... ate up my day.
But here we are! Smol, only technically a day late!
And as a side-note, thank you all for being so patient with me. <3 It really means a lot.
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Wiggles - the not-so-alter-ego of Ik’itili, the best farmhand this side of that one fussy quasar near the [St...
2020-06-23 04:43:46 +0000 UTC
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One of the well-known but unspoken perks of being on the front lines with human integration into multiple-species anything is that… well, everything is them sized when you start out. So when you’re issued “standard” rations, “standard” living quarters allotments, “standard” utility bill allowances - everything turns out just peachy, and for once you can live like royalty as a grunt on the government dime. “Standard” Clothing or “Standard” fitness trai...
2020-06-15 03:31:29 +0000 UTC
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Hey patrons - again, thank you for your support. I hope the most recent short story was as good for you as it was for me... wait. ah.
hmm. Phrasing. I guess we're not doing phrasing anymore.
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For those of you who've never voted, it goes something like this:
(1) Vote for your species
(2) Vote for your gender pairing
Species + Gender Pairing = Lewd for the month
ex: Dorar...
2020-06-10 21:41:23 +0000 UTC
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Dear Ma,
They’ve cycled me to a support company. They say it’s safer here, that I can just sit pretty and wait out the rest of my tour. They say that, but I can still hear the guns hammering the front, and when those get quiet, I can hear the front too.
The food here is awful, I mean just downright toxic. I get that the fluffers and dinos and scaley-bois don’t exactly all have the same tastes when it comes to grub, but in their attemp...
2020-06-08 01:22:35 +0000 UTC
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A/N: Hey everyone! I know this chapter's been a bit late. I'm not going to sit here and complain or bitch or moan; the TLDR is that I got me a bit of the depression/anxiety from losing my job and the general state of the world. However, the Good news is that my Unemployment Insurance claim is now finally being looked at!
And only 26 days late!
So the pro tip I have for you, if you're in my shoes, is to ping the Commissioner of Labor/Office of the Labor Secretary <...
2020-06-01 05:17:32 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone! Since nobody decided on a topic for the last podcast, it's been left up to dealer's choice! So I figure, something that might be neat is to dive into how I'm creative week after week, in a sustainable way.
This podcast is a bit rambly, but that's also how the creative process is! And it has absolutely no bearing on me drinking during this podcast. Not at all.
Please drop suggestions and comments below - I read every one, and respond ...
2020-05-18 21:00:03 +0000 UTC
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They say time flies when you’re having fun. This “They”, whomever the them that “they” are, have apparently never worked a job that’s required 100% of your attention, willpower, or emotional reserve. Time does fly when you’re having fun, but time also flies when you’re defusing a bomb, wrangling 15 toddlers, de-poofing a MOTHER, piloting a spaceship through atmo, or - in the case of Tipo - working as a Nurses’ assistant at the Caring Touch ...
2020-05-18 18:03:35 +0000 UTC
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The Jornissian patient’s name, since he had not been properly named by any human yet, simply defaulted to JOHN DOE. This was both for medical privacy reasons, and because having people name other people in the midst of trauma would inevitably backfire in horrible ways. Weeks, or even months after your hospital stay, who would want to be known as “Druggy McScreamy” the Karnakian, or “Adventurous Butt-stuff Steve” the Dorarizin? Better to default it to something nondescript and figure...
2020-05-11 01:15:39 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone! Hope you enjoyed last month's lewd - we work hard at working the porn goblin to near exhaustion to get you the finest uwu gems from the dildo mines.
... Reading that paragraph again, I don't know where I lost the analogy, but it's gone now. ANYWAY. We're doin' our monthly vote again! Since snek won last month - and the month before that... and I think even before that, we're removing them from the poll. They do have a refractory period, yanno, and...
2020-05-09 22:34:36 +0000 UTC
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We're making this a thing! First, sorry for the clicking throughout the episode - dry mouth, and I started talking, so... whoops.
Anyway. This episode, I answer the questions from the patrons from last episode, and go into some detail on the authors and works that inspired me and sort of ... effected me, I guess? IDK. I kinda ramble on in here, TBH.
But please drop in the comments below series/authors you think I should check out! I'd be happy to read those things.
2020-05-05 00:00:02 +0000 UTC
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So, first, shoutout and headpats to our porn goblin; this is... 21 pages of story and smut.
We couldn't do this without you, our patrons. <3 we love you all, and you can come and throw popcorn and rocks at the porn goblin anytime.
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4:23 A.M. local time. The clock at the bottom right of his screen blinked with passive indifference to the entirely indecent hour of the night, but actually watching the minutes and hour...
2020-04-30 17:30:13 +0000 UTC
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‘This is bad.’ Juan thought, warm air coming in humid and salty through his sweat-soaked bandanna mask.
The sun crested to it’s zenith in the sky, beating down warm, life-giving light and energy to the farmland below. It hit harder for those who worked out in the fields, and it hit particularly hard for the few humans who still worked the land, most of which were blood relatives to Juan Esteban - which meant, come hell or high water, they would stay on the property for as...
2020-04-27 02:43:47 +0000 UTC
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If you've ever wondered what could drive a man to start a science fiction shitpost and let it take over his life... this is that story.
It's a long listen, but it's one hell of a rollercoaster.
Shoutouts to those who finish it all and then do the thing in the comments below. <3
2020-04-21 03:52:10 +0000 UTC
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Roughly 10 seconds.
It took roughly 10 seconds for a karnakian chick to eventually float back down to earth after a round of “upsies”. Using his lightning-fast mind, Than mo did the math as to how much each chick must weigh, how large they are, their relative superposition to the galactic center and the air-speed velocity of an unladen chick and came up with a profound conclusion: He had no idea how any of this worked.
“I’m… forgive my ignorance, but, how.” Th...
2020-04-20 01:28:04 +0000 UTC
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Hey y'all. Quick question that I'm mulling around as I'm doin' research:
Would you like a candid patron-only podcast? Maybe once a month or so, but just something where if you have a lore question, or a "how do you do X" question, or even a "what are you like, smol horse, and why do you scream when you perceive the dawn?" question, I'd answer it and stuff.
We'd probably just do a Patron post to harvest questions, and then I'd answer them in the thing.
I'd still be free...
2020-04-15 17:02:29 +0000 UTC
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Hey patrons - thanks again for supporting the team. We've had this art in the making for a while now, and what with everyone being stuck at home our artist friend has been able to finally knock this out.
Enjoy this classical meme in a new format. Which does beg the question - if the Dorarizin can understand the doggos... what have they been saying all this time?!
2020-04-13 00:57:26 +0000 UTC
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All the potat knew was safety, warmth, and the steady breathing of her sisters, not-sisters and not-brothers. Potat thought she was on her back, but there were so many new denmates that she was kind of pressed up against Dad and a few dozen other bodies; inner-ear orientation tended to not make sense when you couldn’t tell which way was up and you were drifting in and out of sleep.
And yes, Dad was here, which meant things were ok again. They were ok before cause big...
2020-04-13 00:32:35 +0000 UTC
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30 Hours almost always seems like a long time.
Well. If you want to be pedantic about it, then we’d have to define almost every word in there except 30. And “a”. Point is, 30 hours is a long time if you have nothing to do but hurry up and wait. And hurrying was something that a group of humans was doing, if only because everything was so frickin’ far away from everything else, and the newest addition to the hospital was, of course, the furthest thing away from ...
2020-04-04 01:04:50 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey peop-
Wait wrong intro. Let's get this vote out onto a tray.
NICE.
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For those of you who've never voted, it goes something like this:
Vote for your species
Vote for your gender pairing
Species + Gender Pairing = Lewd for the month
ex: Dorarizin/Smol wins + Female/Male wins = Female Dorarizin/ Male Smol lewd for the month.
You can vote multiple times; the winner is what goes ...
2020-03-30 04:02:53 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone! So I know we're doing a bit of a departure for what we usually do for lewds, but like.... ok, just hear me out a moment.
So for those of you who don't know, every month or so we go out and capture a porn goblin. Sometimes by net, sometimes by breaking their legs - but yanno. They wake up in the dildo mines after trying to cross the border, and they serve their time mining for lewds.
Every so often, we get a shiny porn goblin. Like a...
2020-03-30 01:32:58 +0000 UTC
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Big was big.
Big was big because she was big. This one was not as big as big, or as big as sisters. This one was runt, but it was ok. This one knew when to burrow and when to wiggle and when to cry and Dad was close and Dad was safety. This one let Big be Big because it was small, and it did not want to fight.
Big was big. Big was also leader. This one knew to follow Big and to play with sisters and to burrow and to wiggle and Dad was close and Dad was safety, but Dad was not here...
2020-03-21 01:20:02 +0000 UTC
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So apparently words are hard. Writing words, yes. And reading words too. Like...
.....
....so anyway. As my wonderful, amazing patron khantigre pointed out.... uh. I wrote the wrong thing for the lewd last month. This is a bad. We needed to make this right...
So here's the right thing. And since I did an oopsie, we're gonna give this one to all tiers. So enjoy!
M/M/M 2 Sneks 1 Smol Final destination GO
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2020-03-15 02:44:46 +0000 UTC
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