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They are Smol Doctors at Large - Chapter 4

Ik’itili idly kicked her legs in the soft dirt, her work-booted heels making little ruts in the ground. Her leggings were already dirty from fighting that evil Terror-beast, and the sudden voice call from Ngruzren was worth taking a bit of a break to catch up anyway. Admittedly, Ik’itili was hoping to get the gang back together and start hanging out again; ever since Ngruzren had his pups he dropped off the face of the earth…

“[-So then they showed this video of a baby ...

MARCH MADNESS! LEWD POLL

Hey there my patronis! We're finally back on track, and I hope you've had an excellent Singleness Awareness Day, and are preparing for Irish Containment Day.

In honor of everyone hunkering down while the Green Tide rolls over us, we're going to have a lewd poll! But not just any lewd poll - this one is going to be themed. 

BEHOLD: COMFY LEWD POLL. That's right! This one is going to be comfy lewds - think married couple,...

They are Smol Doctors at Large: Chapter 3

“-st, with object permanence forming in our species forming between one and two years after birth. This also, unfortunately, coincides with our inability to recognize danger or things that would cause harm until three years of age or so.”

The screen behind Dr. Nicholas Silver switched to a silent movie - OIH approved, of course - of a human toddler happily walking off of a porch, being saved from certain death just in time by the child’s father. As it played out behind him he scan...

February Lewds! M/F/M, snektime~

Well hello there patrons! Looks like on this, the secret day of February, you get the porn you voted for!

BEHOLD! LEWD SNAKES! ACTUAL CANON! A NEW, PERSISTENT PLACE FOR ALL THE LEWDS TO TAKE PLACE IN!!!

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There were many reasons to apply for Zephyr Station Staff.

To travel among the stars. To represent humanity to all alien races. To show exactly what we...

They are Smol Doctors at Large - Chapter 2

Ngruzren-of-Arzgr inhaled the fresh air deeply, then sighed.

The bright warm sun bathed his tired frame, sounds of the city melting into a comfortable background haze. His pups - all five of them - harassed each other in the bubble cart, it’s deep bowl-shaped reinforced cloth basket squirming as his children burned off what seemed to be an endless amount of energy trying to burrow through the basket and possibly each other.

Ngruzren, for his part, looked every b...

They are Smol Doctors at Large - Chapter 1

Sorry, this should've been posted last week - so we'll knock this out now and then get you the next chapter out immediately!

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The outpost stood, alone, in the middle of a small airstrip, in the middle of a meadow, in the middle of nowhere.

The beauty of having a robust Planetary Defense Force, or PDF, that could respond to almost any incident anywhere on the planet within the hour was that you put out problems before they became major issues, you had a decent clamp-...

They are Smol - and it's a Smol World After All: Epilogue Part 3

Wow that's the longest headline ever, I think. Also I wanted to apologize for the delay in getting this to you, my patronis - real life got in the way, but I think we're good now.

This is the end of Arc 3, but not the end of Smol! In fact, I like these nerds so much, I'm pretty sure Arc 4 is just going to be a timeskip a few years down the road.

So without further ado, the end of Arc 3:

The alarm clock - or what we would call an alarm clock - went off at 6AM, it’s gentle w...

Snekbucks

I mean, smols like 100% creamer, right...?

They are Smol - and It's a Smol World After All: Epilogue Part 2

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The light was too harsh, Jon decided, as he sat in the uncomfortable chair, elbows resting on the cold metal table. His fingers ran through his damp hair, slick with both water and sweat, as he tried to control his breathing.

“Can you stop fucking with the heat?”

“WE ARE NOT.” Came the robotic voice from behind the mirror wall. The table was pressed up against the wall, giving it the illusion that it somehow <...

DEMOCRACY DEMANDS SACRIFICE

Thankfully, it's just your time this time, as opposed to your money.

...also friendly reminder, tax season is coming up! Yaaaay!

But until then, there's the voting for the December Lewd that I still owe y'all. We're going to keep this very tight with voting - so it's just (roughly) 48 hours to cast your votes!

Same setup as last poll - vote for your gender mix, then vote for your species mix! So for instance, if M/F wins the ...

Employee Review - M/M Lewd!

Hey patronis! I know... this is a long time coming, but we're gonna catch up on your lewds that we owe - so this is October's! We're gonna hold another vote for Nov, then anotehr for Dec, and another for January. Cause we love u and we owe you and thank you for being patient with us. <3

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Zrgranza-of-Azgdng exhaled slowly through his nose, trying to savor the pleasant tickle of water blasting through the fur of his scalp. It had been a rather long week...

They are Smol - and RESOLUTE! 2019 NEW YEARS SPECIAL

A/N: What's that? It's not New Years? Oh silly smol, yes it is - New years doesn't end until our resolutions do. 

Don't believe me? Just ask the PTSD-riddled aliens on Zephyr Station 8.

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Shpressnrek hummed to herself as she strolled along the mostly-empty corridor, which really meant she sounded like an overenthusiastic didgeridoo impression by an idling V8 engine traveling towards you at a (relative) dead sprint. The New Yea...

They are Smol - and it's CRIMMIS! MERR CRIMMIS! 2019 Holiday Special!

Thank you all very much for putting up with the delay - we've got a DOUBLE LENGTH CHAPTER just for you guis! Cause I love you guis and got you a gift - right at the end of this chapter.

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The podium was envied - not because it was a position of power, or of attention, or of control. That’s usually the person behind the podium, but in this case nobody envied Glenn - his job actually had responsibility, and as we all know...

They are Smol - and it's a Smol World! Epilogue, Pt. 1

It took five hours.

At first blush, this would make sense - you had to put out a tarmac fire, dislodge a couple war-mechs from a few innocent buildings, perform medical triage on the willing humans, attempt to perform medical triage on the non-willing humans, coordinate with multiple ground crews and your city, colony and global governments, all of whom were raising their collective heads from behind their desks and demanding answers to seem as if they were on top of the whole ...

BLACKEST OF THE BLACKEST DEPTHS, TIMES INFINITY... FRIDAY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUtoxEZvPyY

“I’m in.”

The balaclava wearing man hunched over his multiple computer monitors, Russian Hardbass playing at dangerously bass-boosted levels. A half-empty bottle of vodka was wreathed by stubbed-out cigarettes on the well-worn desk, cigarette ash falling haphazardly into his many mechanical keyboards. The clacking...

They are Smol - and it's a Smol World: Chapter 17

It was the sound of cloth on air, an almost imperceptible lift as Juan Esteban coaxed the giant moth upwards. It’s multi-limbed grip was surprisingly snug; although the arms were chitinous and uncomfortable, the body (once you got used to the fact that it was a giant insect) was soft and somewhat pliable. Like an insistent memory foam mattress. Or a yet-broken-in pillow.

“Bok.”

“I-h, uuh, w-wow.” Juan stuttered, as the mind-numbing fear that had gripped...

I O U 1 smol

Hello patrons!

For the ones who are not on discord or Twitter:




I got into an accident on Monday. I'm fine, the car is... Interesting to look at from behind, and I already went to urgent care and am on some really neat pills.

However, it's kinda made me... Woozish? A little off. So smol was delayed this week.

I'm going to try to make it happen this ...

They are Smol - and it's a Smol World: Chapter 16

There’s always a lurch when you fall, especially if it’s from any significant height.

Some people feel it in their gut, some feel it over their whole body, some get disoriented and start to twist and turn in the air; it’s a function of the inner ear, after all, that gives you the lurch once you tumble into the abyss. Eventually momentum catches up with you, and you sort of “level out” at a terminal velocity that is, in and of itself, absolutely terrifying to ...

They are Smol - and Spoopy, Really! 2019 Halloween Special!

The thing held onto Jonathan, spiders crawling out of the voids of it’s eyes, leaping forward to skitter across the victim’s body. With a howling voice it cried, the thing’s breath sounding like dried skin rasping against dead tree bark. 

“I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world-”

Jonathan grinned, gently patting the thing’s cheek. “Fucking awesome, Jess. Let me guess, these spiders are only active based on d...

They are Smol - and It's a Smol World: Chapter 15

IT, the Mother, spread her wings wide in ecstasy, instinctually fanning the flames before her. IT knew that such an event happened once every few millenia, and in the ways that Karnakians just knew about soullight or Dorarizin just knew their family’s scent or Jornissians just knew about libertarianism or Humans just knew where the vents were in every building, IT knew that the ...

Cultural Exchange, Pt. 3

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<MalteseShrike>[21:55:12]: @GezzkarTek221 

<MalteseShrike>[21:55:18]: help

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{GezzkarTek221}[21:59:15]: Hey, Malty, what’s up? I was in a ranked match, you need something?

<MalteseShrike>[22:00:29]: I have made a grave mistake

{Gezzka...

November Lewd Poll

Ayyy! We're wrapping up our snektober post, so I want to go ahead and give our porn goblin as much runway as possible for the next lewd.

Rules are the same as last time, you vote for a gender mix and then a species mix, and the winner will be a combo of the two.

So M/F Human/Snek would be MHuman/FSnek.

 This poll will run until Sunday night at 10PM EST! 

Cultural Exchange, Pt. 2

And now, the finale for this short story.

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The pounding of Sishra'simarsas heart made her normally sluggish blood sing in her ears. She could practically see the blush radiating off her face as the diminutive human Elias practically dragged her through the hotel lobby. He was . . . far more feisty than she had expected. His fingers enmeshed with hers as they waited for the dull chime of an arriving lift, and as the two of them...

They are Smol - and It's... a Smol World?: Chapter 14

One fundamental fact about Humanity that you have to embrace is this: We will do things for aesthetics, even if it’s suboptimal - or impractical.

This extends from our personal lives (pants are the enemy at home but they protect me when I cook bacon) to our entertainment (No your dinner doesn’t have to be plated like that but you’re paying too much for it anyway so why not) all the way to engineering… eccentricities. Roads to nowhere, a Bridge over th...

Cultural Exchange, Pt. 1

A bit of a teaser as we ease back into the swing of things....

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{GezzkarTek221}[01:25:15]: Hey, @MalteseShrike41, are you online?

<MalteseShrike>[01:27:03]: Yes. That’s why the little tag under my profile says “online” <dog>-brain.

{GezzkarTek221}[01:27:45]: Okay, fine, then I won’t tell you about the traveling human expo about to hit the staion. Also because you like to fall a...

They are Smol - and it's a Smol World: Chapter 13

It has been said by brilliant men of the past that there are known knowns, known unknowns, and unknown unknowns.

This, however, is not a complete venn diagram, for there are still unknowingly knowns, Knowing knowns, and things that you know that you know - yanno?

One of the things that you know that you know, when you’re in the know, is when someone knows something that you don’t know but doesn’t know that you know that they know, and continues to pretend that they don�...