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How to Watch This Week's Producer Watch Alongs

Hey Producers,

Here are the two links for this month's festive watch alongs, if you want to set your reminders.

Remember - we won't we showing the film in the stream because Arnie and Bruce will come and get us so you'll have to source your own version of the film on another screen. 

The Prestige Screening – An Update

Hey everyone,

Just a quick update about tomorrow's event in light of the recent Plan B covid rules being introduced here in England.

The event is still taking place, and if you'd like to come, tickets are still available and can be purchased through the Rio's website. All the details are down below.

If you are attending, masks will be mandatory during the screening and in communal areas of the theatre. We encourage you to test on the morning of the event if ...

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Shield Up Episode 150: Death Row Let's Play

For episode 150, we're tackling some special questions left over from last year's 100 questions spectacular. Including...

What Souls game has the best lore? 

What's the best movie we didn't like? 

What game would you play on death row?

And should you put Nutella on naan?

As always, send your questions, problems, funny stories and Minging or Fair Plays to: bit.ly/ShieldUp <...

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Poll: RKG's Christmas Movie Night

Hello Producers & Posh Slugs,

Here is your poll for this year's Christmas movie night. 

Remember, we're already watching Die Hard on December 18th so this is a McClane-free-zone to give some of the other Christmassy films a chance. 

As well as the usual cheery offerings, we've also stuck in a few of our favourite feature-length TV Christmas specials. 

We'd love to watch any of these with you so get voting and we'll see you on December 17th at...

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Shield Up Episode 149: Git Comfy

What would you do if someone on a first date took your melted ice cream home for later?

Would you squeeze out a botfly for your mate?

Is it okay to have a cigarette before a wrestling match?

A diverse set of problems on this week's show.

As always, send your questions, problems, funny stories and Minging or Fair Plays to: bit.ly/ShieldUp 

Stay safe and keep your shield up!

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What’s Coming to RKG in December 2021?

Hello beautiful patrons,

We're entering the cosiest month of the year so we've got some lovely treats for you but first...

We're currently in the studio filming a little game about demons that will be gracing your screens next year. This has been our most ambitious filming project yet as we attempt to bring you the first 4K Finchy. Will we succeed? Find out in 2022 but for now, here's wha...

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The Chalice Dungeon Tour: Last Day on Sale

Hey everyone,

Just a little reminder that our latest T-shirt, The Chalice Dungeons Tour, is on sale for 24 more hours.

If you've already picked one up – Thank You! – once the store closes, there'll all be printed and sent out to you. We're really excited to see what you think. The design close-up is really something – the detail is ridiculous – and the colours are amazing.

We can't wait to see pictures of you in them.

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Shield Up Episode 148: Attack of Colon

Why are there no Jonathan Creek escape rooms?

Is The Crystal Maze all that?

We also learn about someone's very embarrassing toilet incident brought on by Attack of the Clones, and debate the ethics of finding a rare coin.

As always, send your questions, problems, funny stories and Minging or Fair Plays to: bit.ly/ShieldUp 

Stay safe and keep your shield up!

RKG x

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We Need Your Help with Shield Up!

Hello you beautiful patrons. 

We had such a good laugh recording last year's 100 question podcast that we thought we'd do another one.  

If there's anything you've ever wanted to ask us as a team, individually or if you've got a Minging or Fair Play that you need deciding - now's your chance!

Send us as many questions as you'd like but try and keep them short because we've ...

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Shield Up Episode 147: The Ethical Advent Calendar

On this week's episode, we look into buying a Michael Myers's mask, debate the ethical dimension of advent calendar consumption, and find out why Gav can't be trusted with sourdough.

As always, send your questions, problems, funny stories and Minging or Fair Plays to: bit.ly/ShieldUp 

Stay safe and keep your shield up!

RKG x

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Retry: The Chalice Dungeons Tour – Now On Sale

Hey everyone,

We're delighted to reveal our latest T-Shirt, Retry: The Chalice Dungeons Tour.

Recently we brought Posh Finchy out of retirement for one more adventure, and to commemorate his epic comeback tour, we wanted to make our very own band T-shirt.

We’ve collaborated with incredible illustrator Luke Preece – who has worked with the likes of Metallica, Slipknot, and Ozzy Osborne – to bring this nightmare to life. (Go give him a 2021-11-15 17:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post

Shield Up Episode 146: Stacking It with The Stars

This week we're revisiting some old problems and tackling some new ones, too, including how to provide support to your friends when they really need it.

Additionally, Gav explains why he now understands the fountain of youth and we try to find out which celebrities have stacked it on Strictly Come Dancing.

(And hopefully we've beeped everything that needed to be beeped.)

As always, send your questions, problems, funny stories and Minging or Fair Plays to: 2021-11-12 11:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Krupa & Gav Play Chasing Static: A Welsh Horror Story

Hey Producers,

We're just about to go live and brave rural Wales. We'll be playing the entirety of Chasing Static this evening, and know almost nothing about it. So come and keep us company.

See you shortly,

Krupa & Gav x

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Come Watch The Prestige with Us

Has it been a long time since you’ve seen real magic? 

Join RKG and their friends from IGN for a screening of Christopher Nolan’s secret best film, The Prestige – a story of warring magicians, weird science, and really good fake beards. 

The movie will be followed by a live panel where we’ll discuss the film in minute and almost worrying detail (although we can’t promise we won’t just argue about who knows knots best).

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How to Watch: Krupa & Gav Play Chasing Static – A Welsh Horror Story

Hey Producers,

In a slight change to what was billed... this Thursday Krupa and Gav are braving the Welsh wilderness as they go in search of missing villagers and attempt to uncover a mystery.

Is this Wales at its finest? We're not sure, but it's a brand-new PS1-inspired horror game set in Wales, so we have to play it. We don't think it's too long so we're going to try and play it all in one sitting.

So join us for some Fursday Night Frights.

Krupa & Gav x

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Retry: Resident Evil 8 – Watch the Entire Season Now

Hey RKG early access patrons,

We loved bringing you all of Retry: Chalice Dungeons at once, and we know a lot of you did, too. So we're doing it again with Retry: Resident Evil 8.

Below you'll find a link to a playlist of the entire series, as well as individual episode links. The first episode won't be made public on YouTube until Saturday, November 20th.

Retry: Resident Evil 8

Shield Up Episode 145: The 4-Hour CV

This week we're recording while exporting Retry: Resident Evil 8, so if it's all gone wrong, you're listening to us in happier days.

We also talk about how Gav assisted a criminal mastermind as his Street Boss, why he only lasted in one job for 4 hours, and tackle such problems as whether it's okay to share pictures of your poop.

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What’s Coming to RKG in November 2021?

Hey beautiful patrons,

We’ve got an exciting month ahead. We’ve got a brand-new series of Retry, a spooky stream in Wales, and – all being well – an amazing new t-shirt later in the month, which we can’t wait to share with you.

We won’t say much more but it’ll be the first time Finchy will be gracing one of our shirts, and it’ll definitely have been worth the wait.

Early Access ($10)

Retry: Resident Evil 8 – The Entire Series<...

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RKG Halloween Special III Live (Sort Of)

Hey Patrons,

Join us right now for the third Halloween livestream.

Okay, okay, we're not technically live this year for a couple of different reasons, but we do have a big spooky night in with costumes. We're playing Outlast's DLC, Whistleblower, and are hosting it as a YouTube premiere right now with live chat so you can all watch together.

It's the next best thing to a livestream.

Come join us, and happy Halloween!

RKG x

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Retry: Resident Evil 8 Trailer

Surprise!

Here's the trailer for our brand-new series, Retry: Resident Evil 8.

The entire series – all 11 episodes – will be available to those on the Early Access tier and above from Friday, November 5th.

You lovely patrons will be able to enjoy every episode exclusively for two weeks, before episodes start to rollout weekly on YouTube from Saturday, November 20th.

We know we say this a lot, but we really did have a great time fil...

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Shield Up Episode 144: Duelling Digimon


Rory has returned from London Comic Con with precious wares and a new sword.

We also tackle problems including what to do when your mates don't want to meet your new partner, whether biting fingernails is better than biting toenails, and obviously lots of Paul Scholes chat.

As always, send your questions, problems, funny stories and Minging or Fair Plays to: bit.ly/ShieldUp 

Stay...

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Krupa Plays Little Nightmares 2 | Part 2

Hey Producers,

The nightmare is about to continue. Join me as I finish Little Nightmares 2, and I'm sure we'll have plenty of time to talk about other stuff, too!

See you soon.

Krupa x

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Krupa Plays Little Nightmares 2 – Part 1

Hey Producers,

I'm just about to go live for the first of my two spooky streams. Come join me, hang out, we'll experience Little Nightmares 2 together, and can catch-up about a bunch of stuff.

See you shortly,

Krupa x

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Shield Up Episode 143: Poirot in the Freezer

Is it okay to clean the toilet with someone's toothbrush if they're a dickhead?

How long is it acceptable to keep a dead budgie in your freezer?

Krupa and Gav answer the big questions on this week's episode.

As always, send your questions, problems, funny stories and Minging or Fair Plays to: bit.ly/ShieldUp 

Stay safe and keep your shield up!

RKG x

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How to Watch Krupa Plays Little Nightmares 2

Hey Producers,

Right, let's try this again. As it's October, I thought I'd give Little Nightmares 2 another go.

It's not a huge game, but I'm going to spread it over two nights,

  • Part 1 – Friday, October 22nd @ 6PM BST | 1pm ET | 10am PT 
  • Part 2 – Saturday, October 23rd @ 6PM BST | 1pm ET | 10am PT

I'm su...

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Behind The Great Hoon Run Edit

Hello lovely Patrons,

The Great Hoon Run is the most complex episode of Retry we've ever made and some are saying it's also the best episode of Retry ever

We've put together this little feature that will take you behind the edit so you can see just a little bit of the work that went into bringing this to life. We had multiple cameras, multiple gameplay feeds and a whole load of gremlins causing drama behind-the-scenes. And Gav filmed it all.  ...

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Shield Up Episode 142: Pubby Love

Krupa and Gav have both seen Dune and go on a big old tangent about Denis Villeneuve and his oeuvre. But there's still plenty of time to advise on problems including what to do when someone seems to like the pub more than you and Gav dishes out some good career advice about knowing your worth in the workplace.

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Shield Up Episode 141: The Misinterpretation of Dreams

How long can you listen to someone else's dreams for? Is it okay to lie to a child? And is it okay to get one of our names on the back of a football shirt? (The answer is always a 'yes'.)

And as a little warning: we have a particularly stomach-turning Minging or Fair Play. You have been warned.

As always, send your questions, problems, funny stories and Minging or Fair Plays to: bit.ly/ShieldUp <...

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Krupa's Halloween Film Club

If you celebrate, I'm here to wish you a happy Spooktober, and welcome to Krupa's Halloween Film Club. 

(Now imagine a maniacal laugh echoing down an empty corridor for infinite time. Nice.)

While lurking in the Discord, I spotted some people wondering whether I had a list of horror films I was going to be watching this month. 

I didn't at the time, but it was on my list o...

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Shield Up Episode 140: Diamond Lad

On this week's podcast, we decide whether it's okay to have sex with an AI via a prostitute like in Blade Runner, explain why we'd love for you to say hello, and have a lot of trouble remembering the name of an Adam Sandler movie we all liked.

As always, send your questions, problems, funny stories and Minging or Fair Plays to: bit.ly/ShieldUp 

Stay safe and keep your shield up!

RKG x

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