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Jello Reviews - Komi Can't Communicate

A review of the manga "Komi Can't Communicate"

KOMI CAN'T COMMUNICATE - 6.5/10

If you like...

  • Romcoms

  • Anime archetypes instead of real characters

  • Large supporting casts

  • Main characters who actually talk to each other

  • Relationships that should definitely be polyamorous but aren't

...then you might like this manga!

This manga is getting an anime adaptation soon, plus I th...

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THE ULTIMATE LEMONADE STREAM - 6/20 @2pm CEN

For those who don't know, my birthday is tomorrow! I have spent several hours and multiple hundreds of dollars procuring the ULTIMATE selection of lemonades with more arriving every day. We've got Simply, we've got Dole, we've got Calpyso, we've got alllll the greats!

We also have Minute Maid, I guess. </contempt>

Apologies to those who requested Hubert's lemonade, they no longer make it and it cannot be purchased outside of wholesale bulk orders that cost thousands of dolla...

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Jello Reviews - The Sexy Brutale

Jello reviews "The Sexy Brutale", a video game about looping through time to stop murders in a murder casino. It's great.

THE SEXY BRUTALE - 9/10 

If you like...

  • Ghost Trick

  • Return of the Obra Dinn

  • Lore-heavy mystery/horror games

  • Exploration-based puzzle games

  • Walking around and watching NPC pathing out of curiosity

  • Big spooky mansions

...then you might li...

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Birthday Stream

Hey! So June 20th is my birthday!

I'm a huge fan of lemonade. Like, a stupid huge fan of lemonade. Good lemonade is my maybe my favorite thing in the world. So, I'm gonna buy as many different types of Lemonade as I can and try them all live on stream.

This is just a stupid fun thing I'm doing for me (and possibly to finish the first draft of the Epithet Book, I'm really close! We'll see)! That said, I'd love to hear if you guys have any lemonade brands you recommend so I can orde...

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Jello Reviews - The Return of the Obra Dinn

A review of the video game "The Return of the Obra Dinn"

A review of Lucas Pope's very interesting ditherpunk mystery puzzle game where you play an East India Company insurance auditor trying to figure out how every single character on this strange boat met their fate.

THE SEXY BRUTALE - 8.5/10

If you like...

  • Papers, Please

  • The Sexy Brutale

  • Sudoku

  • Process-of-elimination puzzles

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Jello Reviews - "It Takes Two"

An audio review of the co-op video game "It Takes Two"!

Hello! A few days ago I asked if people would be interested in some assorted reviews on various games/movies/shows to fill the empty space on Patreon while I finish writing the Epithet Erased novel! The majority of you guys said you were interested in audio reviews, so here is the first one of many! A review of It Takes Two, which is a video game!

This is an exclusively co-op video game that I played with my...

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Reviews for you guys?

I've been hard at work on the Epithet Erased book for the past few months, but writing prose doesn't really leave a lot to... preview. Or put on Patreon. As a result, both her and my YouTube channel have been pretty dry lately. I maybe have a solution to that?

I really like to review things! Games, shows, movies, whatever!

What's more, I like to read my old reviews on things and listen to my thoughts, because for the most part I tend to agree with me! I know a lot of peop...

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Epithet Erased - Background Sketches/Artwork (Western Arc)

Full-sized sketches and accompanying background artwork from Epithet Erased episodes 5-7.

Finished art by Laura Arce and Cameron Ax

Sketches by Brendan Blaber and Cameron Ax

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Epithet Erased - Background Sketches/Artwork (Museum Arc)

I can't believe I haven't posted these yet! These are the full-sized sketches and accompanying background artwork from the first four episodes of Epithet Erased!

Finished art by Laura Arce and Cameron Ax

Sketches by Brendan Blaber

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THE MAKING OF EPITHET ERASED, PART 3 - Production and the future of Epithet

An in-depth look at how this show almost killed me. This episode covers the core production of the series starting from August through December, and is the final part of the series.

I also talk about the future of Epithet at the end!

PART 1 - "How Did I Even Pitch This?" 

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Hamtaro Abridged EP 3 - [Outtakes and Extras]

My editing software crashed the first time I tried to make this, so here is another version two weeks late. Contains outtakes, cut lines, the uncensored dialogue without the [AMERICA] filter (some of the lines underneath are different), and a few other goodies.

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Hamtaro Abridged - "This Ham is Your Ham"

I recorded this at 3 in the morning the night before the video came out and you can ABSOLUTELY tell.

LYRICS:

This ham is your ham, this ham is my ham,
From Hamifornia to the New York Is-Ham
From the Gulf Stream Waters to the blblblblblbllblbl
This ham was made for you and me.

Well I went walking, four in the morning
Private property, may’ve been a warning
I saw a sign there but I couldn’t read it
This ham was made for you and me (Come on in!)
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Hamtaro Abridged - Episode 1 Download

The first episode of Hamtaro Abridged has been copywrite-blocked on YouTube for like four years now. Luckily, I still have the file! Here it is if you'd like to watch it!

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Hamtaro Abridged - Episode 3

I finally did it! It took four years to find even-somewhat-usable footage of this episode, but I did it!

I will release the extras from this episode later today for Patrons (or sometime this weekend). I literally have to get my second Covid vaccine shot the second I finish typing this and I've heard those things knock you out pretty bad.

FULL VERSION OF BOSS'S CREDITS SONG:
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Miles is a Robot - [Episode 3.5] (PATREON EXCLUSIVE!)

Miles is a Robot - Episode 3 had so much footage that I ended up having a lot of extras. These were some of the better jokes that didn't quite fit the flow of the original video, but were a little too good to just throw away.

Episode 4 will be a ways out as I have several other plans for March.

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Miles is a Robot - [Episode 3]

Hello!

It's no-sleep Jello here to throw you my longest video game edit yet, Miles is a Robot - Episode 3! Patrons get an exclusive extra episode of clips which you can watch here because I had to cut this down from 12 hours and I had a lot left on the cutting room floor that I didn't want to just throw away.

I was up all night because the base render of this video took 6 hours...

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UPDATES: Sweetwater Opening (exclusive Patron preview)

Hi!

Sorry for the radio silence lately. I've been horribly sick the last two months and have been spending a lot of time at the doctor's.

Here is a WIP version of the opening for Sweetwater! It's 95% done, just gotta move some small stuff around and adjust some audio glitches in the first render. This is a new TTRPG show I'm working on about MURDER! You can read more about it in older posts (use the Sweetwater tag)

In other news, I'll be releasing a sequel to our Ace Att...

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StiB Cold Steel - Outtakes, Cut Lines, and Extras

The outtakes, etc. from our latest So This is Basically video!

This also includes the full, uninterrupted high-speed character nicknames from the scene where Rean is crushed by the falling heads. I know not everybody plays these games so I put the explanations for their gags up on the screen.

WARNING: SPOILERS FOR COLD STEEL 1-3

Mostly the first two though. And I'm gonna be real, story-wise those don't really matter.

Though I ...

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EPITHET ERASED - Halloween Special (Full Script)

Today was our Epithet Erasedcast reunion panel! It was a lot of fun! You can watch the full thing here: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/789201887

We read out an unofficial "Episode 7.5" of the series called "TWO-LOWEEN". Of course, some of the voices were muddled because of Zoom. So here's the full script in all of its written-in-one-sitting, single-draft glory!

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Epithet Erased Halloween Reunion Panel - TOMORROW! (Nov 1st)

I am SO excited to announce the Epithet Erased Halloween Cast Reunion panel happening TOMORROW as a part of Youmacon 2020's digital event!

The cast reunites to read ALL NEW EPITHET SCRIPTS live on Twitch, 1:30-300pm EST! https://twitch.tv/jello_apocalypse

We've got so many returning voice actors that I couldn't fit their names on the image! This panel will feature:

- Dani Chambers as Molly

- Kyl...

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StiB Trails of Cold Steel - Storyboards and Behind the Scenes

Here's the boards!

And here's some fun behind-the-scenes stuff from me and Siv! https://imgur.com/a/aFin3xZ

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StiB Cold Steel - End Song

Every time I make a song for a three second-long joke in a video everyone in the comments asks me for the full version, so I thought it would be funny to make this song.


LYRICS

Kyoku no furu baajon wa arimasen, gomennasai!

(eng. trans: There is no full version of this song. Sorry!)


VOCALS - Risa Mei
https://www.youtube.com/loverisamei<...

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So This is Basically Trails of Cold Steel

NOTE: THE REMAINING PATREON CONTENT FOR THIS VIDEO WILL BE UP IN A FEW DAYS. My voice needs to recover before I can record the cut lines. Thank you for your petience!

Phew, literally just finished this. I have been up for the better part of 48 hours. This is kind of a fun video. We actually got the real voice actors from the games to be in this one! Wowza!

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VOICE CAST


NARRATOR/CROW/NOSEBORN - Brendan Blaber ( View Post

EPITHET ERASED - Giovanni and Banzai Blaster Dolls [ONLY 5 MORE DAYS]

In case you haven't heard, we have GIOVANNI AND BANZAI BLASTER DOLLS available now over at Makeship, the lovely people who made our Molly Doll just a few months back!

The orders for the doll end in just five days. And remember! Once this doll is gone, it's gone forever! MAKESHIP DOES NOT DO ADDITIONAL RUNS OF THEIR DOLLS.

A lot of people have been telling me they regret not buying the Molly Dolls! Don't miss your chance!


B...

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New Project Preview -"SWEETWATER"

(Listen to the theme song here!) 

Hello everyone! Just wanted to give you a preview of my next big project, SWEETWATER!

Sweetwater is a murder mystery/investigation series set in the fictional town of Sweetwater, West Virginia. Sweetwater was once a little gem of a vacation town tucked away in the heart of the Appalachian mountains. Folks...

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New Project Preview -"SWEETWATER" (Theme Song)

Hey night owls!  I wanted to give a quick preview of a big upcoming project of mine called Sweetwater, a murder mystery/investigation series I've been working on since April! Sweetwater is an improvised role-playing show a little like Anime Campaign (which Epithet Erased was based on), though Sweetwater is a lot darker.

You can learn more about Sweetwater by checking out 2020-08-13 07:18:27 +0000 UTC View Post

Open Thoughts on "The Legend of Korra"

People on Twitter were talking about how excited they were for Korra to hit Netflix.

Some people who had just discovered Avatar: The Last Airbender thanks to Netflix were asking around if Korra was just as good.

Some people on my Twitter timeline were saying "Yes! It's just as good as Avatar!"

Those people can fuck right off! :D

And here's why!!!

I've hated Legend of Korra for years and it has NARROWLY avoided...

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So This is Basically Korra - [unreleased audio]

Hello! I'm still in hand recovery zone so here's some extra content to tide you over.

Back when we used to do So This is Basically polls, Legend of Korra came VERY close to winning multiple times and usually landed in second place. I have a lot to say about Korra (because it's bad! you can click here to listen to me talk about it for an hour!) so in anticipation of that video, I had...

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Big Voice Actor Streaming Event Schedule!

Hello! This is my final week of hands-free streaming! This time our theme is Voice Actors playing games that they voice in! We've got a really cool week of streams scheduled (which you can see in the above images! Note that all times are in US Central time).

This week:

MONDAY - KEEP TALKING AND NOBODY EXPLODES at 7pm, featuring...

  • Dan...

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LOOK MA NO HANDS MARATHON - Week 2 Schedule

We're doing one more week of hands-free streaming on Twitch (https://www.twitch.tv/jello_apocalypse) to rest up my hands before I get back to work! This week's schedule is as follows, and has some *surprise special guests~*


MONDAY

- Nancy Drew games with Piph0 and Glass

TUESDAY

- Continuing our LAYTON vs. WRIGHT playthrough with Siv
- Join me a...

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